Top Ten Ways You Know You Are Getting Old
What are the things that happen that remind you that yes, you are older no matter how young you still think you are?
I am horrified of the day I will not be able to work top-notch. especially if I cannot see anything.
Sorry, but I couldn't read this. Now where did I keep my glasses?
Wow I'm thirteen and this applies to me. I must be getting old.
Reading glasses? Oh you can now read? You're welcome.

I'm young and I disapprove of old tastes in clothing and music... I'm not old school.
My grandpa always tells me to not listen to rap but it's so darn addicting!
Wait, I was already doing that since I was 13.
I'm pretty young and I already disapprove, makes me feel old already
I'm 14 years old and this applies.
What
I'm almost old

I'm 13 and I love the Beatles but, now everyone at school saying how bad they are and that they they not very famous.
I'm 11 too and their my favorite band and no one know who they are at school (I'm totally disgusted).
I'm only 11 but still shocked when someone says that.
I'm 13, but I'm still stunned. I must getting old.
I want a cane, but only to hit people with.
I won't use it even when I grow old.
Well I WANT to use one, but that's just cause I'm lazy and I can use it to hit people

You've got a good point, there.

What about orphans?

Florida is not just for old people. What about Orlando?
This one is funny but very true!
LOL... I didn't want to vote for this one initially. It sure is funny though. I'll move to Florida when I'm old and gray, but I'll move to the Keys somewhere. I'll stay out of Ft. Lauderdale.
I live in Florida and I'm 12...
My mom made me go to bed at 9PM when I was in high school. Does that mean my mom is forcing me to grow old too fast?
Does that mean I'm old?
The jealously I feel!
The late late show comes on a 1130 keep falling asleep and missing it

Trying to plod through Office 2007 and a new droid phone as well.

Oh! Of course it's the surest signal.
No. That's just idiots.

I'm in the Millennial generation and have a kinda fear of old age. When it's the 2050s oh no its happened.
Instead of young adults or some other less demeaning and age defining phrase.
You will try to resist it but eventually you will fall into this little age revealing habit. By crackie...
This could be a sign of a serious physical or mental problem regardless of age.
I've felt this way now for a few years.

Oh gosh! I must be super-old...
I will never let that happen to me, even if I have to wear those 3 inch rise jeans when I'm older.
I will NEVER stop wearing low and ultra low rise pants no matter how old I get.
Hahaha that's hilarious
Hey Billy! Oh wait, I don't have a son..
This is if you have kids...
This would be hilarious.

RIP Betty White... you were always old no matter if you were five years old or eighty years old...
What the hell? This is probably true though