Top Ten Stupid Reasons Why You Might Find Suspicious-Looking Russians In Salisbury, UKPositronWildhawk I trust that there's nothing to worry about. Little old Vlad wouldn't cause an international incident.
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Because one has only got to take advantage of a buy one get one free tourist break offer to stay in East London, travel to Salisbury from somewhere far from any train station, ask a guy who looked a tad like Sergei Skirpal for directions, and appear conspicuous only by carrying women's perfume.
If your vacation story is really that stupid, you might just be a Russian spy who didn't exactly give your shifty schemes much thought. - PositronWildhawk
At least make it a good excuse Russians - iliekpiez
But I assure you, there is no connection whatsoever. At the time, I was just down by the wine shop, getting some Chateau Sarin. - PositronWildhawk
And tracking down Russian fugitives is one of them, apparently. - Bolshoy_Brat
Once you're there, you're there. There's plenty of things to do in Salisbury, like spreading lethal nerve agents. But obviously nobody ever did that. - PositronWildhawk
Why the hell wouldn't you? You can get on a train out of there unspeakably quickly! Perfect for either going somewhere more interesting, or getting away with attempted murder. - PositronWildhawk
Yah. Salisbury. It's THE place to be if: A - you're suspicious-looking, B - you're Russian, and C - if you're a suspicious-looking Russian. If you're none of the above, then Tring is the place for you. - Britgirl
I'm your biggest fan! Will you sign this death warrant?... - PositronWildhawk
No arguments from here, Pos'. - Bolshoy_Brat
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2. One of them left their hat behind the last time there was a nerve agent incident
3. Their plane crashed and exploded nearby, and everything was obliterated without a trace. Now they just had to find something to do.