Top Ten Stupidest Presents to Give to Your Wife or Girlfriend

The Top Ten

A toilet plunger
All of the porn you've been hiding over the years

Can you really bear to do part with them? - PositronWildhawk

To add the fuel in the situation, confess that your only love is your right hand. - StephanTheIdiot

To say the least it would be a stupid gift. - jrodz

A scale designed for weighing elephants

The wife will be angry. - TeamRocket747

A lifetime supply of dish soap

I'd actually be grateful - RoseWeasley

A dildo

Hopefully Your Wife Finds Someone Else - Stevenpenguin

A Shake Weight
Ear plugs for when the football is on

But what if she has autism and hates loud noises like yelling? - Ilovestephanie

Her own personal graveyard


An STI testing kit

The Contenders

Two cents

Cheap ass husbands!

If your wife was krabs - TeamRocket747

All of the necessary ingredients for her to make you a sandwich

She'd better know how I like my bacon sandwich. - PositronWildhawk

A nude picture of your mother

One word for that: Gross!

A Donald Trump mask

Unless she wants to prank with it - TeamRocket747

A bloody knife

Giving a bloody knife to your wives/girlfriends can sounds like as if a husband/boyfriend is accusing their own wives/girlfriends for murdering someone.

A book on how to be a better lover
A bright green cowboy hat with a rubber duck on top

The picture made it worse...

"Remember to give it to me next time."

A bag full of bricks

Give it to me and I’ll just smack you upside the head with it -Galaxy Meowth

A jar of dirt
Pictures of you and your other girlfriends

She is gonna kill you. - TerryThebestsoccerplayer

Virtual Boy

Unless she's a collector. She's not gonna like it.

A corpse

How the hell? Who would you even kill?

A Jurassic Park III DVD

Well... I guess A Jurassic Park DVD doesn't sound bad.

A used tissue
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