Top Ten Stupidest Presents to Give to Your Wife or Girlfriend

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 A toilet plunger

That would probably be an insult. - LeRoiDesSapins

2 All of the porn you've been hiding over the years

To add the fuel in the situation, confess that your only love is your right hand. - StephanTheIdiot

Can you really bear to do part with them? - PositronWildhawk

To say the least it would be a stupid gift. - jrodz

3 A lifetime supply of dish soap
4 A scale designed for weighing elephants

The wife will be angry. - TeamRocket747

5 A dildo

Hopefully Your Wife Finds Someone Else - Stevenpenguin

6 A Shake Weight
7 Tampons
8 Ear plugs for when the football is on
9 An STI testing kit
10 Her own personal graveyard

The Contenders

11 Two cents

It's better than dog poop. - LeRoiDesSapins

If your wife was krabs - TeamRocket747

12 All of the necessary ingredients for her to make you a sandwich

She'd better know how I like my bacon sandwich. - PositronWildhawk

13 A nude picture of your mother
14 A Donald Trump mask

Unless she wants to prank with it - TeamRocket747

15 A bloody knife
16 A book on how to be a better lover
17 A bright green cowboy hat with a rubber duck on top
18 Condoms Condoms

"Remember to give it to me next time." - naFrovivuS

The picture made it worse...

19 A jar of dirt
20 A Jurassic Park III DVD

Well... I guess A Jurassic Park DVD doesn't sound bad.

21 A used tissue
22 Fake poop
23 Keeping Up with the Kardashians Box Set
24 Yodeling lessons
25 A T-shirt saying "I eat boogers"
26 A clown costume
27 An ant
28 A coupon for beer
29 A breast implant
30 Goggles
31 Groucho Marx glasses
32 A jack in the box
33 A bucket of brown paint
34 A bag full of bricks
35 Dynamite
36 A Jar Jar Binks backpack
37 Pictures of you and your other girlfriends
38 A VCR
39 A Fart in a Jar

That would be disgusting and insulting. - LeRoiDesSapins

40 A nude drawing of her
41 A Justin Bieber Album

That would either make her happy of furious. - LeRoiDesSapins

42 Dog Poop
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