Top Ten Stupidest Presents to Give to Your Wife or Girlfriend

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 A toilet plunger
2 All of the porn you've been hiding over the years

To add the fuel in the situation, confess that your only love is your right hand. - StephanTheIdiot

Can you really bear to do part with them? - PositronWildhawk

To say the least it would be a stupid gift. - jrodz

3 A lifetime supply of dish soap

I don't know... Maybe if it smelt nice... - OnionLists

4 A scale designed for weighing elephants

The wife will be angry. - TeamRocket747

5 A dildo

Hopefully Your Wife Finds Someone Else - Stevenpenguin

6 A Shake Weight
7 Tampons
8 Ear plugs for when the football is on

This is a good one for my mum - OnionLists

9 An STI testing kit
10 Her own personal graveyard

The Contenders

11 Two cents

If your wife was krabs - TeamRocket747

12 All of the necessary ingredients for her to make you a sandwich

She'd better know how I like my bacon sandwich. - PositronWildhawk

13 A nude picture of your mother
14 A Donald Trump mask

Unless she wants to prank with it - TeamRocket747

15 A bloody knife

I would like a bloody knife, I really love knives, I like cutting up vegetables just to use my moms good knives - Lucretia

16 A book on how to be a better lover
17 A bright green cowboy hat with a rubber duck on top
18 Condoms Condoms

"Remember to give it to me next time." - naFrovivuS

19 A Jurassic Park III DVD
20 A used tissue
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