Top Ten Stupidest Presents to Give to Your Wife or Girlfriend
The Top Ten
Can you really bear to do part with them? - PositronWildhawk
To add the fuel in the situation, confess that your only love is your right hand. - StephanTheIdiot
To say the least it would be a stupid gift. - jrodz
The wife will be angry. - TeamRocket747
I'd actually be grateful - RoseWeasley
Hopefully Your Wife Finds Someone Else - Stevenpenguin
But what if she has autism and hates loud noises like yelling? - Ilovestephanie
Cheap ass husbands!
If your wife was krabs - TeamRocket747
She'd better know how I like my bacon sandwich. - PositronWildhawk
One word for that: Gross!
Unless she wants to prank with it - TeamRocket747
Giving a bloody knife to your wives/girlfriends can sounds like as if a husband/boyfriend is accusing their own wives/girlfriends for murdering someone.
The picture made it worse...
"Remember to give it to me next time."
Give it to me and I’ll just smack you upside the head with it -Galaxy Meowth
She is gonna kill you. - TerryThebestsoccerplayer
Unless she's a collector. She's not gonna like it.
How the hell? Who would you even kill?
Well... I guess A Jurassic Park DVD doesn't sound bad.