Top Ten Stupidest Presents to Give to Your Wife or GirlfriendPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
To add the fuel in the situation, confess that your only love is your right hand. - StephanTheIdiot
Can you really bear to do part with them? - PositronWildhawk
To say the least it would be a stupid gift. - jrodz
The wife will be angry. - TeamRocket747
Hopefully Your Wife Finds Someone Else - Stevenpenguin
But what if she has autism and hates loud noises like yelling? - Ilovestephanie
Unless she's a collector. She's not gonna like it.
Cheap ass husbands!
If your wife was krabs - TeamRocket747
She'd better know how I like my bacon sandwich. - PositronWildhawk
Unless she wants to prank with it - TeamRocket747
Giving a bloody knife to your wives/girlfriends can sounds like as if a husband/boyfriend is accusing their own wives/girlfriends for murdering someone.
"Remember to give it to me next time." - naFrovivuS
The picture made it worse...
Give it to me and I’ll just smack you upside the head with it -Galaxy Meowth
Well... I guess A Jurassic Park DVD doesn't sound bad.
That is horrible and objectifying! 😡
A nude drawing of her? Really? Is a husband that objectifying about his wife's looks?! So he can paint a "nude photo of his own wife? " Well guess what? It's wrong! Women are more than objects that need a better present than a nude photo of her! Just saying.
Unless if your wife is a huge fan of Justin Bieber.
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2. A Shake Weight
3. A dildo
2. A scale designed for weighing elephants
3. Ear plugs for when the football is on