Top Ten Would You Rather Questions to Ask TopTenners
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Would you rather be able to remove items from lists, or be able to change rankings using your mind?
This one is hard. There are a lot of lists with items that don't belong there, and there are also a lot of abyssmally ranked lists. I think having an item that doesn't fit the lists is more irritating though, so I'd choose that.
Change rankings because I think we already can remove items from lists by asking Admin. And I might forgot to put orders in ranking lists, so changing rankings with my mind would be very useful
Remove items. My list of people who could beat Chuck Norris in a fight has at least five very girly women who either I don't know enough about or some wiseguy submitted to tick me off.
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Would you rather be an admin of TheTopTens, or be an owner of the top ten most popular lists of all time?
I think I would be an admin. If I were the admin, I would put a chat room, let users delete their lists, bring back the number 1 item having a crown, give users the ability to customize their profile, put the dishonorable mention limit up to 6, have all the items on the remix section (not just the ones that are 500 or above), and unsuspend the users who got suspended for stupid reasons.
If I am an admin, I would let the user delete their lists, justify mild swearing, unsuspend users for stupid reason, group chat room added, put the dishonorable mention unlimited numbers and sue Encyclopedia Dramatica.
If the latter, then I would be famous
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Would you rather never be able to change your profile picture, or have it change into something unexpected and random, every day?
My butterflies have a sentimental attachment to me so I don't mind never changing it again. Sometimes I do change it but never for long, I'm always afraid that when I want my butterflies back, a glitch in the site won't allow me.
I'd only change mine for a week or so before changing it back to 'Indy'. I used to have an image that had something to do with Star Wars but I wanted something instantly recognizable so I went with this. I'm keeping it.
I'd pick the first option. Having my picture change into something random each day would be strange, and if I picked that, I'd hope it wouldn't change to anything gross such as porn.
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Would you rather eat a rock or give up TheTopTens forever?
I feel like a TopTenner already. I've been using this site for nearly 5 years. I just never got an account. I was close to getting one but said screw it. I like to check out any type of list. You can tell what list I'm on when there's a random Justin beiber.
It all depends on the size of the rock. If it's micro-sized one not going to affect me in any way, I mean sure. A big and/or lethal piece of stone? No thanks, my life is more important.
Can I just eat rock candy? Without the loopholes, I guess a rock because I could eat a very small one that wouldn't be large enough to cause any problems with digestion.
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Would you rather give up messaging, or give up making lists and comments?
The whole point of the site is to make lists and post comments, so the site would just become another source of social media. If I was the only one who had to make that decision, I would give up lists and comments, but if my choice applied to everyone, I would keep lists and comments because without them the site would fall apart. But in truth, we do already have many great lists.
I rarely message anyway, but still, this is a hard one. With only messaging, TheTopTens would be yet another social networking site, but without messaging, there would be little to no social interaction on the site.
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Would you rather only be able to comment, or only be able to make lists?
Now that's hard. That's because I'm one of the top commenters on TTT, aiming to reach #1 in most comments, but at the same time, I'm one of the biggest active list makers, still having list ideas wanted to be made. But giving up list making for sure in the end though. I could just voice my opinion on stuff on legit the lists that others do and it's more likely that I'll reach #1 in most comments than lists anyways.
Only be able to make comments. It's only once in a blue moon I have list ideas and I wouldn't even be able to comment on the items to back it up with reasons so it would be kind of boring.
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Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake?
Justin Timberlake obviously, at least he's a better performer than Justin Bieber and isn't as cringeworthy.
Justin Bieber. He is a horrible singer and I meant to say Justin Timberlake. I prefer Justin Timberlake.
Not crazy about either. Although Justin Bieber is hated too much, Timberlake is way better.
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Would you rather see what TheTopTens is like in the past, or the future?
I rather go back to past myself personally.. what I aim for is that 2005 realm when no one knew of the site what did it look like, and how truly were the early pioneers to came forth of that generation even before all of us come currently.
The future. I'm always looking forward to what the future will hold. Looking back at the past doesn't do me good, especially knowing some users likely left behind some embarrassing things on this site.
The future isn't very interesting in my opinion. Whatever happens will happen simply. I have though heard a little of the past but really knowing of it would be interesting, so the former.
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Would you rather have a conversation with admin in person, or have he/she post their first list?
Why speak to the higher power if I am mutual than anything. Compromise the relationship would be my biggest regret. In that aspect I would love to look at the Admin's once, and a while list give it awhile.
A conversation. Yet again, it would be an interesting experience. Of course, it depends on which admin you mean, because multiple people are behind that one account.
He/she post their first list, for me, even if it wasn't interesting, its something the whole community can see.
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Would you rather have an inappropriate picture as a profile picture, or have a dirty message written in your profile?
Surprisingly considering most choices here, I would much rather choose the former. Having a dirty message on my bio would cause wrong rumours and yes while the same could be said for the former as well, you could just write on your bio something that would excuse it, like that you had no other choice.
I'd take the second. People can glance at the profile pic, so everyone would see it. To see the message on the bio, you would have to go out of your way to scrutinize someone else's bio, so a lot fewer people would see it. Plus, you could make a really long bio so the message gets lost in it.
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Would you rather always be a little bit too hot, or a little bit too cold
This is a tough one.
Because it's Winter right now in Australia, I'd rather be hot.
But if it was Summer, I'd rather be cold.
I can't answer this one.
Too cold. I can just wear fall/winter clothes all the time or always be under the covers, and I like doing both.
I wear shorts and a T-shirt in the winter here in Seattle area. What's "too cold", again?
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Would you rather want to be able to fly or be able to scream very loud?
Be able to fly. Why would I scream very loud? I'm not a metal singer!
Fly. I don't want to be an annoyance and make people go deaf.
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Would you rather meet and talk with your favorite TheTopTens user, or see all of TheTopTens users without talking to any?
This is the first one I don't have a definite opinion about. I would like to see what all the TopTenners look like, but I also would love to talk with them. But the again, there are messages, so I would choose the second option.
Many users have already done face reveals on BAND and Discord and it really isn't anything in particular. Actually sitting down and talking with one you like would be an interesting experience though.
Meet and talk to a favorite user. I don't need to see every user here. I think seeing and talking to only 1 favorite user in person is better than seeing everyone but not talkig to them
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Would you rather be caught picking your nose or masturbating?
Picking your nose is not nearly as bad as being spotted masturbating than you have major problems that can't be talked out of.
Caught picking my nose. It's less embarrassing.
Already get caught picking my nose.
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Would you rather be forced to listen to Tyga or get sunburnt?
Get sunburned, because sunburn goes away. The memories of listening to Tyga's horrendous music don't.
Be forced to listen to Tyga. He has a few good songs to be honest.
Tyga, what can possibly go wrong? At least it doesn't hurt you.
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Would you rather have the admins hate you, or the users hate you
Admins. They are a few people, and the only reason they would have to hate me is that I am persistent about trying to get things done on the site. But having every user hate you in torture.
Admins. Unless I was to break the rules, they wouldn't do anything to impact my use of the site. But still, they'd be less likely to fix any problems I may address.
This is like saying would you rather have the teachers hate you or your classmates hate you, and I'd hate to be hated by classmates.
So I pick admins.
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Would you rather get your account deleted, or hacked and ruined
That's tough. I would ultimately say deleted because I have four other accounts and I could message my friends from that account and make more lists and comments without people hating me.
Deleted. If someone hacked it, they could ruin people's opinion about me (that has already happened before I had an account), and ruined would be the same thing. I could just make a new account.
Deleted. I have a backup called MediocrePopTrash. And if I told people it was me, they would believe me cause hey, I'm lovefrombadlands with my bad quality way of describing things!
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Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber for one minute, or be the most hated person in the entire world?
Listen to Justin Bieber for a minute. It never said you couldn't pick the song and although his new songs are still quite generic and nothing special, they're much better than his old songs.
I'm pretty sure some troll will come here and say they would rather be the most hated person in the entire world. I would just rather listen to Justin Bieber for one minute.
Listen to Justin Bieber for a minute. I've had enough hate for now since I was hated on many sites, but this being the worst.
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Would you rather teleport or have the ability to be invisible?
Teleporting a human with our current technology would consume the energy of a small galaxy. I'll therefore leave the beautiful cosmos alone and choose invisibility.
Oooh, tough one! Invisible so I can do all kinds of fun stuff like scare people by making things float, or sneak up on friends and jumpscare them!
Well, any witch or wizard (such as myself) can learn how to apparate, but an invisibility cloak is much harder to come by...
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Would you rather be popular with one list, or average with many lists
Average. The statistics don't dictate the power of one's creativity, and anyways, if I had just one list, I wouldn't be a feed addict. My feed would be dull, as it would be for anyone who waits around for their one list to get off the ground.
Average is pretty decent there not totally terrible, and uninteresting just good enough on average based on visitors that vote on that daily week.
Popular with one list. I'm sure that goes as a thankless accomplishment, but the grass is always greener on the other side and all that jazz
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Would you rather know when you will die or how you will die
How, because then I could try to stop in. Unless it's of old age. You can't really do anything about that.
How you will die is a better question considering we all want to know how our lives will end.
I'd rather know how because it never says that you can't avoid your death or you can't change it, so you can change it
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Would you rather kill one of your family members or kill your best friend?
Either way I'm killing someone in my family. One of my family members or my best friend? My best friend is my older sister, so how about I jump off a cliff instead?
I'm indifferent to this question, and shame on the asinine masochist for it to stand more importantly.
This is a terrible item created by a terrible person, but I'd go with best friend.
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Would you rather listen to auto-tuned singing or deathcore screaming?
Autotune. Deathcore sucks and is angry. Kanye West and some artists sound good in autotune cause it's supposed to make your voice better. Fetty Wap, for example, has a fun voice which makes the song bouncy and catchy.
Autotune singing. Kanye West used a decent amount of autotune in Stronger and Stronger turned out to be excellent.
Both are annoying but maybe Deathcore screaming because it's hilarious.Just watching some wannabe tough guy scream like some whiny emo would make me laugh my ass off
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Would you rather drink a bottle of ketchup or a bottle of mustard?
Ketchup because Mustard is DJ Mustard who's a person and I'm no cannibal.
Mustard. I think it's better than ketchup depending on the taste.
Ketchup. If Spencer from iCarly can do it, then so can I!
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Would you rather have all farts be silent but EXTREMELY deadly, or all farts be harmless but EXTREMELY loud?
Farts that are harmless but loud.
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Would you rather drink orange juice, expecting it to be milk, or drink milk expecting it to be orange juice?
I don't really like plain milk, so I'd rather drink the orange juice, thinking that it's milk.
I've done the second, and would rather do that than the first. *pours orangish milk into cereal*
Milk expecting it to be orange juice.
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Would you rather have the power to shapeshift or the power to read minds??
Shapeshift. I can do many things with that power. Pranking and confusing everyone, going everywhere (shapeshift to flying creature to go on other lands, shapeshift to sea monster to travel around the ocean), etc
Shapeshift. That would be extremely awesome! I'd be a wolf, a cat, a gryphon, a bird, and so many things! Reading minds? I think I prefer not to know what some people are thinking...
Shapeshift. Versatility such as a dragon for fighting, a cheetah for travelling, a vampire for fear-mongering, and an eagle for flying.