Top 10 Things That Almost Always Suck


The Top Ten

1 Wannabe SoundCloud rappers

A few are good but most that I've heard are absolute trash. - DarkBoi-X

(cough, Submarine Man, cough) - xandermartin98

And you are one of them - BorisRule

Xxx lil wannabes - ParasN2000

2 Republican United States presidential candidates from 2000 onward

Not that great, but still better than the Democrat in every year.

Republicans are unfortunately stuck with Biblical Ideals, this does alienated those that aren't religious - germshep24

Yay another political list just what everyone wants to see - RawIsgore

If President Kennedy were alive today he'd honestly be a Republican - Nonpointed

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3 Anti-SJW social media blogs
4 Disney movie sequels that aren’t to Toy Story

Later Pixar (Cars 3) probably doesn't count. - Cyri

The direct-to-video Lilo & Stitch sequels were good though. - PerfectImpulseX

Nah man, Cars 3 is a 10/10 masterpiece. - nerffan8000

This comes down to opinion, for me I enjoy all the Alladin movies, but if it is movies that aren't as good as the originals then yes - germshep24

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5 YouTube videos that aren’t made by the established elite-class users of the site

Hell no there's some good up and coming channels that I'd rather watch than the elites - sickomodeormobamba

No, users like Jinx and Leafy do NOT count - xandermartin98

Don't agree Youtube is a site for everyone, of course there is going to be a lot of trash uploaders, but there are also a lot of unestablished people making good youtube videos, just like there is a lot of elite youtubers making videos that are subpar - germshep24

6 Cash-cow movie franchises after going past their first few movies

With the exceptions of Rocky and Fast and Furious - germshep24

The maximum meaning of “few” being four, as with Rocky (and probably also Harry Potter in retrospect) - xandermartin98

7 Animated show hatebases

haters - BreakFastBeast2005

Kind of like the fanbases, there's also several flavors:
People who don't understand satire (South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, The Boondocks)
People who wear nostalgia goggles (Almost any decent cartoon from the mid-2000s onwards)
Moral Guardians who don't understand that not all cartoons are for kids (Family Guy, Rick and Morty, South Park, Drawn Together)
Anti-weeaboos (Pretty much any decent anime series, as well as western shows with animesque art)
Mr. Enter bandwagoners (SpongeBob, My Little Pony, Family Guy) - KalloFox34

8 Vacuum cleaners

These always suck. If they work, they suck. If they don't, they suck. Wordplay is awesome.

I'm glad there is at least some positivity on this list - germshep24

Whoever added this should have a high IQ. - MrCoolC

I hope they do. If they don’t suck then there’s a problem - Randomator

9 SJW social media blogs

"I identify as otherkinsexual and if you disagree you are racist and transphobic REEE!

And that's an SJW blog in a nutshell for you - DarkBoi-X

10 Modern pop singers

(especially of the Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift varieties) - xandermartin98

I can name a good number of modern Pop singers who are genuinely good. - CrimsonShark

With the exception of Adele, some of her songs are good. - WheresMyGuitarPick

Most if not all are trash. - CharismaticKat

The Contenders

11 Video-game-to-cinema adaptations and (most) especially vice versa

Earthworm Jim (specifically the show itself) and Castlevania are absolute diamonds in the rough to say the LEAST, however - xandermartin98

Science has proven that video game movies almost always suck except for Mortal Kombat which is a guilty pleasure - iliekpiez

12 Romance fanfictions of which the main character is a blatant Mary Sue

I hate the romance genre. - Camaro6

Yeah, I'm keeping my protagonist flawed (A serious fear of socializing, paranoid, can't get over loss, distrusting) and romance as a subplot. - Cyri

(cough, My Immortal, cough) - xandermartin98

Unless it's satire, this is entirely true. - KalloFox34

* cough cough * Twilight series * cough cough * -IceFoxPlayz

13 “Comedy” movies starring Adam Sandler

Sandler had crap movies when he was apparently good too - iliekpiez

I Really really really really like blinded,but other then that they are becoming bored and tired - Izalien

14 Different opinions

True - LightningStrike

15 Cash-cow cartoons after going past their primes
16 Cartoons that are made to sell toys
17 DC Cinematic Universe movies

This used to be a good joke, but with Wonder Woman the DC Universe is started to get there act together, though they are still learning - germshep24

Barring Dark Knight and V For Vendetta (and also Classic Batman and Superman for their time) - xandermartin98

18 Rappers with "Lil" in their stage names

As soon as you see Lil you can tell they are a disgrace to Hip Hop. - DarkBoi-X

That's very funny, and it's very true.

As soon as you see 'Lil' in their stage name, you automatically know it's rap. Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, Lil Kim, Lil Everything. - WheresMyGuitarPick


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19 Dark Ages episodes of Spongebob Squarepants

There isn't any dark ages in spongebob

20 Comments with "Get it?" at the end

This is an entry. Get it? - Cyri

This comment is awful. Get it? - MrCoolC

21 1990s Nickelodeon cartoons when compared to what “90s kids” make them out to be

Rocko’s Modern Life is honestly the one exception, and even then, it still has its incredibly disappointing moments - xandermartin98

22 The item placements on TheTopTens lists

YES! YES! l love it when things contradict themselves. I get so annoyed by some of these lists. I respect your opinions, but please be open to mine. Sometimes I think that people are on this site just so that they can complain behind a screen.

Seriously, WHERE was Super Metroid Brinstar on "Most Iconic Video Game Music" - xandermartin98

23 Customer service at amusement parks
24 Fan-created alternate universes
25 Modern Nickelodeon shows
26 Lil Meerkat songs

But his songs always suck. He's never made one good song. - MusicLover132

27 Fanbases populated primarily by pretentious snobs
28 Youtubers that attempt to rip off iDubbbzTV, Filthy Frank and/or HowToBasic

(cough, JerBear and RunForTheCube, cough) - xandermartin98

29 Fanfictions

(in general) - xandermartin98

30 TheTopTens users' taste in media

Hey, mine's not necessarily the best taste ever, but at least I am willing to try new things! - Cyri

31 Fanfictions categorized as "troll fic" and "crack fic"

I feel like half the fanfics I read are made by trolls on crack anyway. - Cyri

32 YouTube Poop videos

Nope, some are good. - MrCoolC

33 Classic rock and metal artists past their prime

Bon Jovi and Mick Jagger need to retire already - Nonpointed

Iron Maiden and Overkill are exceptions - Alkadikce

Especially Metallica and Radiohead - xandermartin98

Umm...OK...what about pop artists past their prime? (Madonna? ) - Metal_Treasure

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34 Hugely famous and iconic Nintendo and Nintendo-Lite games when compared to what their fans make them out to be

ESPECIALLY the ones from the Super NES and N64 eras - xandermartin98

35 Weeaboos and Otakus at life

Unlike me, they won't get real girlfriends. - Nonpointed

I'm an anime fan, but I can't stand close minded otakus and weebs. - XxembermasterxX

Weaboos and Otakus = Neckbeards - DarkBoi-X

36 Forced memes

Basically Shrek.

Spongebob, we’re looking at you - xandermartin98

37 Cartoons that attempt to rip off South Park

Yea, simpsons

@visitor The Simpsons came BEFORE South Park. I think South Park is worse anyway (I personally hate it). I USED to hate The Simpsons until I learned that it's not that bad. - Disney1994

Brickleberry, Allen Gregory and Mr. Pickles deserve special mention here. - KalloFox34

38 Jumpscare Youtube Videos

Screamers: The things that don't affect me at all but scare my sister. - Cyri

They aren't even scary mostly. - Userguy44

39 YouTube toy videos
40 Movies designed specifically to promote political agendas as opposed to actually being good and entertaining

(cough) Black Panther (cough) Wonder Woman (cough) - xandermartin98

41 Fictional works that are blatant religious propaganda
42 Live-action remakes of animated works

Seriously, Disney, did The Lion King not look gorgeous enough already - xandermartin98

43 Animated show fanbases

Come in several different primary flavors nowadays:

Obnoxious hypersensitive SJW brats (Steven Universe, My Little Pony)

Pretentious snobs who think they're smarter than everyone else (Rocko's Modern Life, Rick & Morty)

People that never stop whining about things being mean-spirited (Spongebob, Miraculous Ladybug)

Nostalgia-obsessed idiots (Ren & Stimpy, He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe)

Creepy furries (take your pick amongst the literal MILLIONS of cartoons featuring anthro characters) - xandermartin98

And then we have the entire Mr. Enter bandwagon. - KalloFox34

Ugh don’t even get me started - Randomator

44 Movies that comically over-rely on CGI for their visuals

Most notoriously Star Wars 1-3 - xandermartin98

45 YouTube Drama videos made by users who don't know what they are talking about

As in the difference between I Hate Everything / I Dubbbz T.V. and most of the rest - xandermartin98

46 Relationships
47 Blockbuster comic book movies

(When compared to their hype, most ESPECIALLY with Infinity War and Dark Knight Rises) - xandermartin98

48 1980s cartoons

If this involves DuckTales or Adventures of Gummi Bears, it would be criminal to say that. - iliekpiez

(When attempting to watch them as an adult without nostalgia bias) - xandermartin98

Most of them only existed to sell toys, so this is a yep. - KalloFox34

49 Fan games that are palette swaps of the original game

Super Metroid Ancient Chozo is surprisingly one of the few exceptions - xandermartin98

50 Sonic the Hedgehog games

All of them correct - iliekpiez

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2. Rappers with "Lil" in their stage names
3. Republican United States presidential candidates from 2000 onward
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