Top Ten Things to Do Only When You Are Alone

The Top Ten
1 Tear down everything in the house you don't like and blame it on the cat

This list is genius.

2 Buy a pet with your parent's money and say that it was the worm that crawled in through the window

Yeah, it's one of those extraterrestrial invaders, mother. We should take it to a government research facility.

3 Take a walk
4 Scream at the top of your lungs
5 Go crazy
6 Go on sites you're not supposed to

Oh do tell! Er, just so I know which ones to avoid, you understand...

Yep! Um...yeah! Oh well, my mom doesn't know I shouldn't be doing this!

7 Do nothing

I feel like you can also do that when there are people around you

I hear my own heart beat/beats, everything is very silent/quiet

8 Remove the TV channel blocks

This is my life when I'm alone

9 Masturbate

Always good to shake hands with the president in his private office.

Something you should DEFINITELY do only when you are alone.

Something you should only do when alone.

10 Play video games
The Contenders
11 Put random things in a blender to see what will happen
12 Poop
13 Get naked
14 Take a nap

But that would only make the time go by faster why would you want that when you're alone

15 Watch porn
16 Take a selfie
17 Have a party
18 Swear
19 Rock out to music

I always do this and it's always great to know that no one is listening to my bad singing.

20 Dance embarrassingly
21 Sing
22 Eat Taco Bell
23 Insult Obama
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