Top Ten Things to Say Once You Arrive In Hell

Since I already know I'm going there, why not say something weird?

The Top Ten

1 (In a raspy voice) You are the devil and I resent your very soul.

I forgot where I got this from.

2 So this is Hell? Not so bad.

3 AHHHHHHHH!

4 Hi Grandma! What are you doing here?

5 Well this is interesting.

6 Where's the black metal concert at?

7 I'm gonna shoot Satan in the face

8 Yeah! (Wolf whistle) Satan's got a sexy daughter.

9 Hi Jeffrey! Hi Ted! Hi John! Hi Richard! Hi....Superman?

10 Oh now I know how Styx got their name!

The Contenders

11 (In a depressed tone) Noice.

12 Damn!!!!

13 WORTH IT

14 Can I touch the thermostat?

15 No god! No god please no! No! No! Noooooooo!!!!!

16 Nice haircut did you have two Mohawks?

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