Top Ten Things to Tell a Large Group of People
The Top Ten
1 Global warming exists, stop running away and face it
2 Sport is not more important than paying attention to your friends and family
Though I hate to admit it!
3 Ebola isn't actually something to panic about in well developed countries
4 Twerking is not an attractive look.
"To make my point, I'll show you..."
5 If it's bigger than your head, don't eat it.
6 Stop watching the news
Time to swallow our pride and give up discussing politics to everyone. Not everyone has the same worldview or personal background.
7 Most lists on TheTopTens strangely have fewer than ten items
True, true! But I like to leave a few spots blank if I can't think of any items good enough, so the good spaces aren't taken up by me rambling! :D
But 5 or less is hopeless, so I don't do that.
8 *sneeze* I have Ebola. You're all screwed!
That worked out really well for whoever did it.
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