Top Ten Things You Learn When the Perfect Guy Comes to Your School
A new guy just arrived at my school and in a matter of minutes he became popular. This is some things Smashball and I learned. I don't believe he is the perfect guy that is just how the girls at my school refer to him.The Top Ten
1 The girls become stalkers
2 He goes viral
In those same 15 minutes a girl snapped a picture of him.
3 Guys become worried
He became popular what if their girlfriend leaves
4 Rumors start flying
60 minutes after he arrived I heard that he was 16, then 17, then a nerd, then he was gay, then he was 16 again.
5 You get worried
I started worrying because of the similarities between him and me that people will forget me all together.
6 Everyone gets distracted
We had a test the day he arrived and nearly half the class made a C on the test when usually it is a A or a B.
7 Teachers become worried
With all these girls asking about this guy. My teacher called them stalkers. (They crossed that line a long time a go.)
8 He is the only thing anyone talks about
9 Everyone else becomes less popular
Someone who was popular once. Now becomes less popular because this guy is taking up all the popularity.
10 You learn more about your classmates
You learn which ones are going to prison for stalking and which ones are yanderes.
The Contenders
11 People become more insecure
12 The perfect guy does exist
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