Top Ten Things You Learn When the Perfect Guy Comes to Your School

A new guy just arrived at my school and in a matter of minutes he became popular. This is some things Smashball and I learned. I don't believe he is the perfect guy that is just how the girls at my school refer to him.

The Top Ten

1 The girls become stalkers

15 minutes after he arrived the girl's knew his entire schedule. - Ace_of_spades

2 He goes viral

In those same 15 minutes a girl snapped a picture of him. - Ace_of_spades

3 Guys become worried

He became popular what if their girlfriend leaves - Ace_of_spades

4 Rumors start flying

60 minutes after he arrived I heard that he was 16, then 17, then a nerd, then he was gay, then he was 16 again. - Ace_of_spades

5 You get worried

I started worrying because of the similarities between him and me that people will forget me all together. - Ace_of_spades

6 Everyone gets distracted

We had a test the day he arrived and nearly half the class made a C on the test when usually it is a A or a B. - Ace_of_spades

7 Teachers become worried

With all these girls asking about this guy. My teacher called them stalkers. (They crossed that line a long time a go.) - Ace_of_spades

8 He is the only thing anyone talks about

THE ONLY THING. - Ace_of_spades

9 Everyone else becomes less popular

Someone who was popular once. Now becomes less popular because this guy is taking up all the popularity. - Ace_of_spades

10 You learn more about your classmates

You learn which ones are going to prison for stalking and which ones are yanderes. - Ace_of_spades

The Contenders

11 People become more insecure
12 The perfect guy does exist
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