Top Ten Best Ways to Annoy Someone

These are the most annoying things that YOU can do to someone else!

The Top Ten

1 Say something over and over again

It's childish for a grown woman to admit but I do this whenever I'm losing an argument. It gets on the other person's nerves and gives me a sense of great satisfaction. - Britgirl

I love doing this to people I don't like. - happyhappyjoyjoy

2 Kick their balls

You don't even have to kick, if you have good accuracy then you can throw/kick something like a tennis or soccer ball or a bottle full of water. This might do a little more than annoy them though, they might never speak to you again - Danielsun182

That, my friends, is called going too far. Unless it's my brother, in which case, from hell's heart, kick at them! - PositronWildhawk

3 Say something loud
4 Insult them

True - Arcxia

5 Bully them

I definitely get annoyed by this. - Arcxia

Hey bitch how are you today

Mr A Oi stop it already - BigBrotherSucks

6 Poop your pants
7 Pee your pants
8 Play Justin Bieber Music

You can play your music at the same time, which is significantly louder than that!

Well, Justin Bieber is not a monster - Righteous

This should be no. 1 - Neonco31

9 Pollute the environment
10 Eat food from their plate

The Contenders

11 Keep copying them

A bit rude...
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A bit rude...
A bit rude...
A bit rude...

12 Yell In Their Ear
13 Poke them
14 Assault them

I hope your in trouble

You would be a bit more annoyed with the legal system. - Cyri

15 Poke them non stop
16 Play footsies
17 Break their Xbox
18 Play with their hair
19 Take money from their wallets

Again, you would fare worse. - Cyri

20 Touch him/her
21 Mumble while you read
22 Hack their account


23 Listen to dub step
24 Sleep talk
25 Whine
26 Say that you're the best at everything
27 Whip your hair in people's faces
28 Put petrol in their bed
29 Attention seeking
30 Delete their selected files
31 Constantly Mention Their Embarrassing Moments
32 Follow them everywhere

See, followers. They like your personality. - funnyuser

33 Interrupt them mid-sentence
34 Talk on and on and never stop
35 Tell them that they look unbalanced
36 Finish their sentences for them
37 Fart in your hand and put it in their face
38 Death threat them
39 Be perverted
40 Play the Knife Song
41 Never make eye contact with someone. If you do make, never break eye contact.
42 Shout out some random numbers when someone is counting.
43 Whenever they talk, repeat whatever they say and add the word "echo" in the end.
44 Whenever someone starts talking, take a remote control and say "stop"
45 Fart in a tea ceremony
46 Say "Hey, did you see that?" They say "what" say "it went off, never mind". repeat
47 Tell them that you are going to sing but keep clearing your throat.

Sing already! Lol - Arcxia

...and then start singing horribly.

48 Fart in their face
49 Cry super loudly
50 Lie
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1. Play Justin Bieber Music
2. Yell In Their Ear
3. Break their Xbox
1. Bully them
2. Eat food from their plate
3. Insult them
1. Kick their balls
2. Say something loud
3. Say something over and over again

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