Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Dentist

PositronWildhawk
At least be kind to some dentists. They too have fillings.

The Top Ten

1 Bite down suddenly the moment his finger is furthest down your mouth

I did that once when I was 7. The dentist accidentally stuck her entire finger in my mouth to see my teeth, I have a gag reflex, so I bit down on her finger real hard, it ripped her rubber glove and cut her finger, needless to say, I never saw that dentist again. - Catacorn

Since they like putting things in our mouths, I assume part of the hand (excluding the finger) would be in there? - SwagFlicks

I did that once before, she screamed SUPER loud. I never went to that dentist ever again. - TwilightKitsune

That would be rude, especially since they’re the one messing with your mouth even though it’s disgusting

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2 Paint the words "Dentistry is for titheads" on your teeth before your appointment

Was going to vote the first one but this genius one will do nicely haha. Does one have that many teeth though...? - Britgirl

Yes, one does. Twelve characters per row, if you paint two words on each jaw. - PositronWildhawk

He will love that. - Martinglez

ArchAces certainly has a great career in dentistry ahead of him. - PositronWildhawk

3 Fill him up with all of the anesthetic until he feels nothing at all, then amputate his arm when he's looking away

I think this won't just annoy him - Martinglez

4 Throw up violently the moment he starts examining you

With everything they do to threaten my gag reflex, they're asking for it, whether I want to do it or not. - Zach808

Can the dentist sue you for this? - TwilightKitsune

Oh God...

This would be horrible, but you probably wouldn’t get sued since throwing up isn’t your fault. Even if you did it on purpose, how would they know?

5 Pin him down with his tools and start pulling his teeth out without anesthetic
6 Ask for a toffee filling
7 Hide a tiny paintball gun in your gums which you can operate with your tongue

Just make sure you practice and perfect this skill before the big day. - PositronWildhawk

8 Speak as if you're already on anesthetic when you walk in

Would love to be a fly on the wall if anyone did this. - Britgirl

9 Keep a live snake in your mouth and wait for him to discover it by surprise
10 Eat his tools

The Contenders

11 Chug a two liter of coke in front of him before your appointment
12 Say you've never flossed in your life

Oh God...

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1. Bite down suddenly the moment his finger is furthest down your mouth
2. Paint the words "Dentistry is for titheads" on your teeth before your appointment
3. Fill him up with all of the anesthetic until he feels nothing at all, then amputate his arm when he's looking away
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