Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Dentist

At least be kind to some dentists. They too have fillings.
The Top Ten
1 Bite down suddenly the moment his finger is furthest down your mouth

Since they like putting things in our mouths, I assume part of the hand (excluding the finger) would be in there?

I did that once before, she screamed SUPER loud. I never went to that dentist ever again.

I did this they got upset because it hurt her finger

I've always wanted to do this.

2 Paint the words "Dentistry is for titheads" on your teeth before your appointment

Was going to vote the first one but this genius one will do nicely haha. Does one have that many teeth though...?

ArchAces certainly has a great career in dentistry ahead of him.

He will love that.

3 Fill him up with all of the anesthetic until he feels nothing at all, then amputate his arm when he's looking away

I think this won't just annoy him

4 Throw up violently the moment he starts examining you

Can the dentist sue you for this?

5 Pin him down with his tools and start pulling his teeth out without anesthetic

I would SO do this to my former childhood dentist! He did that to me, so I would LOVE to do it to him as well, so he could see how that feels! >:D

6 Ask for a toffee filling
7 Hide a tiny paintball gun in your gums which you can operate with your tongue

Just make sure you practice and perfect this skill before the big day.

8 Speak as if you're already on anesthetic when you walk in

Would love to be a fly on the wall if anyone did this.

9 Keep a live snake in your mouth and wait for him to discover it by surprise
10 Eat his tools
The Contenders
11 Chug a two liter of coke in front of him before your appointment
12 Eat a sleeve of Oreos while in the waiting room
13 Say you've never flossed in your life
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