Best Ways to Break Your Enemy's Laptop

The Top Ten Best Ways to Break Your Enemy's Laptop

1 Get a Hammer and Smash It
2 Stomp On It
3 Throw It Out the Window
4 Throw It Onto a Hardwood Floor
5 Put a Detonator Under the Mouse Key
6 Delete Everything
7 Rewire All of the Keys On a Regular Basis
8 Weld All the Cables and Drives Into the Wrong Ports
9 Hack Into It and Change the Password

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10 Replace Music and Movies They Like With Those They Hate, Only Rename Them

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11 Let an Animal Ruin It
12 Put a Virus on It
13 Program It to Play One Direction On a Loop and Disable Audio and Media Control
14 Delete the Os and Replace It with Downloaded Episodes of Barney
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