Top Ten Ways to Get Arrested

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The Top Ten

1 Kill someone

That Just Goes To Show You What Someone Can really Be Like And Only Care About Themselves And Make A Split second Decision that They Soon Regret.

I think you are right and ima go kill someone later today maybe a child for fun.

This is absolutely one way to get arrested. Who would want to do such a thing so evil? - JoeBoi

To get kid of someone you don't like

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2 Spray paint

The perfect way to express yourself

I love this

Yas

3 Punch someone

That's ridiculous for a minor punch

I am gonna do that

4 Fight with officer

Um... I'm a officer

It doesn't make sense to have a fight with an officer!

5 Get out of control at school

Yes I will I'm bad anyway

I killed someone

6 Sell drugs

I do that.

7 Get in a fight
8 Steal a car

I will steal my own car and see how I get arrested.

Shave someone head

Yo guys, let's do this! Joking, ok? - HezarioSeth

9 Threaten to kill yourself

Your not going to be arrested for this clearly but you may be hospitalized.

Iv done that and my teacher went nuts

Why would you go to PRISON for saying your gonna kys?

10 Rob a store

The Contenders

11 Hit a police car and drive off

No duh dude

12 Run from police in car
13 Kick a hole in the wall

This is definitely not true; there is no drywall left in my house because of this; and I have not been arrested once. Fake News.

ITS NOT THAT BAD TO kick a hole in the wall bro

veri good

14 Abuse
15 Take drugs

am going to do it please pray I wont get arrested

16 Sexual abuse

This is what they do

Cop-Put that penis down and stop assaulting a woman, mister!
Man-I'm sorry, maybe I should dress better next time!
Cop-That's not what I mean!

17 Steal money

Stealing in general is great idea surefire way to get arrested

18 Say, I dare you to arrest me

The police won't think twice! Great way to get arrested! - PositronWildhawk

This one would be funny.

It actually works lol, thanks

19 Bring a gun to school

What would they do with it, shoot up the school? - JoeBoi

yes

This just happened at my school bruh. Kids bring their nines to class all the time bruh bruh. We ratchet in this bit.

20 Start a street fight

Woo... Wats better than a damn mini street riot... Absolutely safe and fun... Just need some fire and some guns..

21 Run around naked

WHAT THE HECK! Laugh out loud! It's funny but you can go to jail. - Jake09

22 Touch Donald Trump
23 Rape someone

good job

excellent - urabicth

Proper good

24 Threaten someone
25 Sit on a police officer.

Always works

26 Poop on a police car

Who does that even on a normal car

Not a rare sight. I've seen many headlines printed as " Wo/man arrested for pooping on Police Car! "N - Kiteretsunu

27 Build a house at the middle of a highway

Police Officers! These Cars and their drivers are trespassing!?!? - Kiteretsunu

I do this all the time

28 Stare at a cop

Just imagine it, you and a cop are just looking around, you connect eye contact, then you just stare at him and start walking closer slowly eyes not blinking.

"Uhhh..I was sleeping officer."

29 Kiss a cop

What if its your husband? U GO TO JAIL lol

Wow

30 Become a Chinese spy

yes

31 Steal a hand bag
32 Have sex in public

Would if I could

33 Punch a baby

I've done this numerous times._. Not fun for you or the baby lol

This falls under child abuse. - JoeBoi

Loudest way to go to jail

34 Kick a cop in the groin
35 Pee on a police car
36 Play with weapons in public

Haha! I guess if you must play with your weapon (or anyone's) in public, it's going to be frowned upon...haha! - Britgirl

37 Streak
38 Burning someone/thing

Like burning a building

39 Moon

Ahh yes... I got arrested for commiting moon.

40 Prank calling 9-1-1
41 Mow over a mailbox
42 Drunk driving

THIS IS A VERY STUPID THING TO DO but people do it anyways. don't ever drink alcohol and then drive somewhere. That will get you arrested. Stay safe kids and adults

lol

43 Rob a house

NOT A GOOD THING TO DO AT ALL unless it's your own house hahaahahaahahaahaha BUT PLEASE don't DO IT TO OTHER HOUSES U WILL GET ARRESTED BRO don't DO IT I DOUBLE DOG DARE U TO NOT DO IT

44 Handle stolen goods
45 Intentional car accident

Really? There are people who commit premeditated intentional car accidents? I’m pretty sure Intentional means to do it on purpose. - JoeBoi

46 Put fake vomit on a police car
47 Start a riot
48 Skate at a police station in Florida

Can you say just skate at a police station in general? - JoeBoi

This is disrespectful here...

49 Sexually harass people
50 Pull a fire alarm for prank
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