Top Ten Ways to Get Arrested

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The Top Ten

1 Kill someone

I think you are right and ima go kill someone later today maybe a child for fun.

To get kid of someone you don't like

Yep... that is a pretty good way to get pinched... - moose4life19

That'll do it all right. - llamabaconllama37

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2 Spray paint

The perfect way to express yourself

I love this

Yas

3 Punch someone

That's ridiculous for a minor punch

I am gonna do that

4 Fight with officer

Um... I'm a officer

It doesn't make sense to have a fight with an officer!

5 Get out of control at school

Yes I will I'm bad anyway

I killed someone

6 Get in a fight
7 Sell drugs

I do that.

8 Steal a car

I will steal my own car and see how I get arrested.

Shave someone head

Yo guys, let's do this! Joking, ok? - HezarioSeth

9 Threaten to kill yourself

Your not going to be arrested for this clearly but you may be hospitalized.

Iv done that and my teacher went nuts

Why would you go to PRISON for saying your gonna kys?

10 Rob a store

The Contenders

11 Hit a police car and drive off

No duh dude

12 Run from police in car
13 Kick a hole in the wall

This is definitely not true; there is no drywall left in my house because of this; and I have not been arrested once. Fake News.

ITS NOT THAT BAD TO kick a hole in the wall bro

veri good

14 Abuse
15 Take drugs

am going to do it please pray I wont get arrested

16 Sexual abuse

This is what they do

Cop-Put that penis down and stop assaulting a woman, mister!
Man-I'm sorry, maybe I should dress better next time!
Cop-That's not what I mean!

17 Bring a gun to school

yes

This just happened at my school bruh. Kids bring their nines to class all the time bruh bruh. We ratchet in this bit.

18 Steal money

Stealing in general is great idea surefire way to get arrested

19 Start a street fight

Woo... Wats better than a damn mini street riot... Absolutely safe and fun... Just need some fire and some guns..

20 Say, I dare you to arrest me

The police won't think twice! Great way to get arrested! - PositronWildhawk

This one would be funny.

It actually works lol, thanks

21 Rape someone

Proper good

22 Run around naked

WHAT THE HECK! Laugh out loud! It's funny but you can go to jail. - Jake09

23 Touch Donald Trump
24 Sit on a police officer.

Always works

25 Poop on a police car

Who does that even on a normal car

Not a rare sight. I've seen many headlines printed as " Wo/man arrested for pooping on Police Car! "N - Kiteretsunu

26 Become a Chinese spy

yes

27 Threaten someone
28 Steal a hand bag
29 Have sex in public

Would if I could

30 Build a house at the middle of a highway

Police Officers! These Cars and their drivers are trespassing!?!? - Kiteretsunu

31 Kiss a cop

What if its your husband? U GO TO JAIL lol

Wow

32 Kick a cop in the groin
33 Pee on a police car
34 Play with weapons in public

Haha! I guess if you must play with your weapon (or anyone's) in public, it's going to be frowned upon...haha! - Britgirl

35 Streak
36 Punch a baby

Loudest way to go to jail

37 Stare at a cop

"Uhhh..I was sleeping officer."

38 Prank calling 9-1-1
39 Mow over a mailbox
40 Rob a house

NOT A GOOD THING TO DO AT ALL unless it's your own house hahaahahaahahaahaha BUT PLEASE don't DO IT TO OTHER HOUSES U WILL GET ARRESTED BRO don't DO IT I DOUBLE DOG DARE U TO NOT DO IT

41 Handle stolen goods
42 Intentional car accident
43 Put fake vomit on a police car
44 Burning someone/thing

Like burning a building

45 Moon
46 Start a riot
47 Skate at a police station in Florida

This is disrespectful here...

48 Sexually harass people
49 Pull a fire alarm for prank
50 Send a ransom message
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