Top Ten Ways to Get Arrested

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The Top Ten

1 spray paint

The perfect way to express yourself

I love this

2 punch someone

That's ridiculous for a minor punch

I am gonna do that

3 fight with officer

It doesn't make sense to have a fight with an officer!

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4 kill someone

I think you are right and ima go kill someone later today maybe a child for fun.

Yep... that is a pretty good way to get pinched... - moose4life19

That'll do it all right. - llamabaconllama37

To get kid of someone you don't like

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5 get out of control at school

Yes I will I'm bad anyway

6 hit a police car and drive off

No duh dude

7 threaten to kill yourself

Why would you go to PRISON for saying your gonna kys?

8 run from police in car
9 kick a hole in the wall

This is definitely not true; there is no drywall left in my house because of this; and I have not been arrested once. Fake News.

veri good

10 sell drugs

The Newcomers

? send a ransom
? Becoming a Chinese spy

yes

The Contenders

11 take drugs

am going to do it please pray I wont get arrested

12 bring a gun to school

yes

This just happened at my school bruh. Kids bring their nines to class all the time bruh bruh. We ratchet in this bit.

13 sexual abuse

Cop-Put that penis down and stop assaulting a woman, mister!
Man-I'm sorry, maybe I should dress better next time!
Cop-That's not what I mean!

14 start a street fight

Woo... Wats better than a damn mini street riot... Absolutely safe and fun... Just need some fire and some guns..

15 steal a car

I will steal my own car and see how I get arrested.

Shave someone head

Yo guys, let's do this! Joking, ok? - HezarioSeth

16 rob a store
17 say, I dare you to arrest me

The police won't think twice! Great way to get arrested! - PositronWildhawk

This one would be funny.

It actually works lol, thanks

18 Keep murdering people

More than one time and I think its 20 yrs or something...

19 run around naked

WHAT THE HECK! Laugh out loud! It's funny but you can go to jail. - Jake09

20 raping a fit police officer
21 pooping on a police car

Who does that even on a normal car

Not a rare sight. I've seen many headlines printed as " Wo/man arrested for pooping on Police Car! "N - Kiteretsunu

22 Rape someone
23 steal a hand bag
24 have sex in public

Would if I could

25 build a house at the middle of a highway

Police Officers! These Cars and their drivers are trespassing!?!? - Kiteretsunu

26 Steal money

Stealing in general is great idea surefire way to get arrested

27 Touching Donald Trump
28 Kissing a cop

What if its your husband? U GO TO JAIL lol

Wow

29 kick a cop in the groin
30 streaking
31 Punching a baby

Loudest way to go to jail

32 Staring at a cop

"Uhhh..I was sleeping officer."

33 Prank calling 9-1-1
34 handling stolen goods
35 pee on a police car
36 intentional car accident
37 playing with weapons in public

Haha! I guess if you must play with your weapon (or anyone's) in public, it's going to be frowned upon...haha! - Britgirl

38 putting fake vomit on a police car
39 Burning someone/thing

Like burning a building

40 moon
41 start a riot
42 Skating at a police station in Florida

This is disrespectful here...

43 Sexually harassing people
44 Pull a fire alarm for prank
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