Top Ten Ways to Get Arrested


The Top Ten

1 spray paint

I love this

2 punch someone

That's ridiculous for a minor punch

I am gonna do that

3 fight with officer

It doesn't make sense to have a fight with an officer!

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4 kill someone

I think you are right and ima go kill someone later today maybe a child for fun.

Yep... that is a pretty good way to get pinched... - moose4life19

That'll do it all right. - llamabaconllama37

To get kid of someone you don't like

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5 get out of control at school
6 hit a police car and drive off

No duh dude

7 threaten to kill yourself

Why would you go to PRISON for saying your gonna kys?

8 run from police in car
9 kick a hole in the wall

veri good

10 sell drugs

The Contenders

11 take drugs

am going to do it please pray I wont get arrested

12 bring a gun to school


This just happened at my school bruh. Kids bring their nines to class all the time bruh bruh. We ratchet in this bit.

13 sexual abuse

Cop-Put that penis down and stop assaulting a woman, mister!
Man-I'm sorry, maybe I should dress better next time!
Cop-That's not what I mean!

14 start a street fight

Woo... Wats better than a damn mini street riot... Absolutely safe and fun... Just need some fire and some guns..

15 rob a store
16 say, I dare you to arrest me

The police won't think twice! Great way to get arrested! - PositronWildhawk

It actually works lol, thanks

This one would be funny.

17 steal a car
18 run around naked

WHAT THE HECK! Laugh out loud! It's funny but you can go to jail. - Jake09

19 Keep murdering people
20 pooping on a police car

Who does that even on a normal car

Not a rare sight. I've seen many headlines printed as " Wo/man arrested for pooping on Police Car! "N - Kiteretsunu

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