Top Ten Ways to Get Arrested

The Top Ten

1 Kill someone

That Just Goes To Show You What Someone Can really Be Like And Only Care About Themselves And Make A Split second Decision that They Soon Regret.

This is absolutely one way to get arrested. Who would want to do such a thing so evil? - JoeBoi

I think you are right and ima go kill someone later today maybe a child for fun.

You will also go to hell for murder

2 Spray paint

The perfect way to express yourself

I love this


3 Punch someone

That's ridiculous for a minor punch

I am gonna do that

4 Fight with officer

Um... I'm a officer

It doesn't make sense to have a fight with an officer!

5 Get out of control at school

I killed someone

Yes I will I'm bad anyway

6 Get in a fight

Do it do it do it!

Done it

7 Steal a car

I will steal my own car and see how I get arrested.

Shave someone head

Yo guys, let's do this! Joking, ok? - HezarioSeth

8 Sell drugs

Good make weed legal in Britain its legal in America and Canada then make the CBD for epilepsy legal even if they aren't sure about it.

I do that.

9 Hit a police car and drive off

Ducking peas of poo

No this is bad

No duh dude

that's HOT

10 Threaten to kill yourself

Your not going to be arrested for this clearly but you may be hospitalized.

I wanna die please help

Iv done that and my teacher went nuts

Why would you go to PRISON for saying your gonna kys?

The Contenders

11 Rob a store

Mmm sexy store, you've been a bad girl, better rob you of all your money

12 Run from police in car

I did this it was fun and bad at the same time

don't do that!

13 Abuse

When I come home from a long day of work I just love to throw my child into a wall at high speeds; it makes everything better

14 Kick a hole in the wall

This is definitely not true; there is no drywall left in my house because of this; and I have not been arrested once. Fake News.

ITS NOT THAT BAD TO kick a hole in the wall bro

veri good

15 Steal money

Stealing in general is great idea surefire way to get arrested

16 Take drugs

Heroin is my favorite

am going to do it please pray I wont get arrested

17 Sexual abuse

This is what they do

Cop-Put that penis down and stop assaulting a woman, mister!
Man-I'm sorry, maybe I should dress better next time!
Cop-That's not what I mean!

18 Say, I dare you to arrest me

Saying "i dare you" will make everything 10x more sexy (only use if the cop is hot)

The police won't think twice! Great way to get arrested! - PositronWildhawk

It actually works lol, thanks

This one would be funny.

19 Bring a gun to school

What would they do with it, shoot up the school? - JoeBoi


This just happened at my school bruh. Kids bring their nines to class all the time bruh bruh. We ratchet in this bit.

20 Touch Donald Trump

WHAT!?!? Well, touching isn't too bad, but trying to kill him is a different story. - Dennster101


21 Run around naked

WHAT THE HECK! Laugh out loud! It's funny but you can go to jail. - Jake09

Yes, good one. turn self in for being butt naked outside

22 Start a street fight

Woo... Wats better than a damn mini street riot... Absolutely safe and fun... Just need some fire and some guns..

23 Threaten someone
24 Kiss a cop

Only use if the cop is hot

What if its your husband? U GO TO JAIL lol


Is she hot?

25 Rape someone

good job

Proper good

26 Poop on a police car

I found out that if you scroll farther down the more questionable your life becomes - Dennster101

Who does that even on a normal car

Its free play-doh

Not a rare sight. I've seen many headlines printed as " Wo/man arrested for pooping on Police Car! "N - Kiteretsunu

27 Moon

Ahh yes... I got arrested for commiting moon.

28 Become a Chinese spy

Might just do that


29 Mow over a mailbox

Just imagine it your wake up on a nice day and you open your blinds and all you see is a car speeding down your street and just rams into your mailbox.what more important the mailbox or the fact that if you had children they could have been run over.

30 Sit on a police officer.

Always works

31 Build a house at the middle of a highway

Police Officers! These Cars and their drivers are trespassing!?!? - Kiteretsunu

I do this all the time

32 Punch a baby

I've done this numerous times._. Not fun for you or the baby lol

This falls under child abuse. - JoeBoi

Loudest way to go to jail

That was just disgusting and plain mean

33 Stare at a cop

Just imagine it, you and a cop are just looking around, you connect eye contact, then you just stare at him and start walking closer slowly eyes not blinking.

"Uhhh..I was sleeping officer."

34 Streak
35 Steal a hand bag
36 Handle stolen goods
37 Kick a cop in the groin
38 Pee on a police car
39 Have sex in public

Would if I could

Pornhub: don't try this at home, or in public we should've said. - Dennster101

40 Start a riot

We want nap time!

41 Prank calling 9-1-1

Can you get arrested for prank calling 000

Yes thanks

42 Rob a house


43 Play with weapons in public

Haha! I guess if you must play with your weapon (or anyone's) in public, it's going to be frowned upon...haha! - Britgirl

44 Burning someone/thing

Like burning a building

45 Skate at a police station in Florida

Can you say just skate at a police station in general? - JoeBoi

This is disrespectful here...

46 Sexually harass people
47 Pull a fire alarm for prank
48 Send a ransom message
49 Drunk driving

THIS IS A VERY STUPID THING TO DO but people do it anyways. don't ever drink alcohol and then drive somewhere. That will get you arrested. Stay safe kids and adults

50 Intentional car accident

Really? There are people who commit premeditated intentional car accidents? I’m pretty sure Intentional means to do it on purpose. - JoeBoi

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