Top Ten Ways to Get Arrested


The Top Ten

1 Kill someone

You will also go to hell for murder

That Just Goes To Show You What Someone Can really Be Like And Only Care About Themselves And Make A Split second Decision that They Soon Regret.

This is absolutely one way to get arrested. Who would want to do such a thing so evil? - JoeBoi

I think you are right and ima go kill someone later today maybe a child for fun.

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2 Spray paint


The perfect way to express yourself

I love this

3 Punch someone

That's ridiculous for a minor punch

I am gonna do that

4 Fight with officer

Um... I'm a officer

It doesn't make sense to have a fight with an officer!

5 Get out of control at school

I killed someone

Yes I will I'm bad anyway

6 Get in a fight

Do it do it do it!

Done it

7 Steal a car

Shave someone head

I will steal my own car and see how I get arrested.

Yo guys, let's do this! Joking, ok? - HezarioSeth

8 Sell drugs

I do that.

9 Threaten to kill yourself

Your not going to be arrested for this clearly but you may be hospitalized.

Iv done that and my teacher went nuts

Why would you go to PRISON for saying your gonna kys?

10 Hit a police car and drive off

that's HOT

No duh dude

The Contenders

11 Rob a store
12 Run from police in car

I did this it was fun and bad at the same time

don't do that!

13 Kick a hole in the wall

ITS NOT THAT BAD TO kick a hole in the wall bro

This is definitely not true; there is no drywall left in my house because of this; and I have not been arrested once. Fake News.

veri good

14 Abuse
15 Take drugs

am going to do it please pray I wont get arrested

16 Sexual abuse

This is what they do

Cop-Put that penis down and stop assaulting a woman, mister!
Man-I'm sorry, maybe I should dress better next time!
Cop-That's not what I mean!

17 Steal money

Stealing in general is great idea surefire way to get arrested

18 Say, I dare you to arrest me

Doesn’t work lmao

The police won't think twice! Great way to get arrested! - PositronWildhawk

It actually works lol, thanks

This one would be funny.

19 Bring a gun to school

What would they do with it, shoot up the school? - JoeBoi


This just happened at my school bruh. Kids bring their nines to class all the time bruh bruh. We ratchet in this bit.

20 Touch Donald Trump

WHAT!?!? Well, touching isn't too bad, but trying to kill him is a different story. - Dennster101

21 Run around naked

Yes, good one. turn self in for being butt naked outside

WHAT THE HECK! Laugh out loud! It's funny but you can go to jail. - Jake09

22 Start a street fight

Woo... Wats better than a damn mini street riot... Absolutely safe and fun... Just need some fire and some guns..

23 Threaten someone
24 Rape someone

good job

Proper good

25 Moon

Ahh yes... I got arrested for commiting moon.

26 Stare at a cop

Just imagine it, you and a cop are just looking around, you connect eye contact, then you just stare at him and start walking closer slowly eyes not blinking.

"Uhhh..I was sleeping officer."

27 Kiss a cop

What if its your husband? U GO TO JAIL lol


28 Sit on a police officer.

Always works

29 Poop on a police car

I found out that if you scroll farther down the more questionable your life becomes - Dennster101

Who does that even on a normal car

Not a rare sight. I've seen many headlines printed as " Wo/man arrested for pooping on Police Car! "N - Kiteretsunu

30 Build a house at the middle of a highway

I do this all the time

Police Officers! These Cars and their drivers are trespassing!?!? - Kiteretsunu

31 Punch a baby

That was just disgusting and plain mean

I've done this numerous times._. Not fun for you or the baby lol

This falls under child abuse. - JoeBoi

Loudest way to go to jail

32 Become a Chinese spy


33 Mow over a mailbox

Just imagine it your wake up on a nice day and you open your blinds and all you see is a car speeding down your street and just rams into your mailbox.what more important the mailbox or the fact that if you had children they could have been run over.

34 Steal a hand bag
35 Have sex in public

Pornhub: don't try this at home, or in public we should've said. - Dennster101

Would if I could

36 Streak
37 Prank calling 9-1-1

Can you get arrested for prank calling 000

Yes thanks

38 Rob a house


39 Handle stolen goods
40 Kick a cop in the groin
41 Pee on a police car
42 Play with weapons in public

Haha! I guess if you must play with your weapon (or anyone's) in public, it's going to be frowned upon...haha! - Britgirl

43 Burning someone/thing

Like burning a building

44 Start a riot
45 Sexually harass people
46 Pull a fire alarm for prank
47 Drunk driving

THIS IS A VERY STUPID THING TO DO but people do it anyways. don't ever drink alcohol and then drive somewhere. That will get you arrested. Stay safe kids and adults

48 Intentional car accident

Really? There are people who commit premeditated intentional car accidents? I’m pretty sure Intentional means to do it on purpose. - JoeBoi

49 Put fake vomit on a police car
50 Skate at a police station in Florida

Can you say just skate at a police station in general? - JoeBoi

This is disrespectful here...

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