Top Ten Ways to Get Arrested

The Top Ten
1 Kill someone

I mean depending on the state's law/s, you could POSSIBLY get something far worse then just a little jail time (If you know what I mean)...in case ya don't, I mean death penalty

This is absolutely one way to get arrested. Who would want to do such a thing so evil?

I think you are right and ima go kill someone later today maybe a child for fun.

That'll do it all right.

2 Get in a fight

Do it do it do it!

3 Steal a car

I will steal my own car and see how I get arrested.

4 Sell drugs

Good make weed legal in Britain its legal in America and Canada then make the CBD for epilepsy legal even if they aren't sure about it.

5 Spray paint
6 Rob a store

Mmm sexy store, you've been a bad girl, better rob you of all your money

7 Abuse
8 Fight with officer

It doesn't make sense to have a fight with an officer!

Um... I'm a officer

9 Get out of control at school

I killed someone

10 Threaten to kill yourself

Your not going to be arrested for this clearly but you may be hospitalized.

The Contenders
11 Punch someone

I am gonna do that

12 Steal money

Stealing in general is great idea surefire way to get arrested

13 Say, I dare you to arrest me

The police won't think twice! Great way to get arrested!

This one would be funny.

Saying "I dare you" will make everything 10x more sexy (only use if the cop is hot)

14 Threaten someone
15 Take drugs

Heroin is my favorite

16 Touch Donald Trump

WHAT!?!? Well, touching isn't too bad, but trying to kill him is a different story.

17 Sexual abuse

Cop-Put that penis down and stop assaulting a woman, mister!
Man-I'm sorry, maybe I should dress better next time!
Cop-That's not what I mean!

This is what they do

18 Hit a police car and drive off
19 Run around naked
20 Start a street fight

Woo... Wats better than a damn mini street riot... Absolutely safe and fun... Just need some fire and some guns..

21 Run from police in car
22 Kiss a cop
23 Moon
24 Kick a hole in the wall

This is definitely not true; there is no drywall left in my house because of this; and I have not been arrested once. Fake News.

25 Rape someone
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