Top Ten Ways You Don't Want to Be Woken Up by Certain People or Characters

The Top Ten
1 Steve Stifler having sex with you Steven "Steve" Stifler is one of the main characters from the "American Pie" movie series excluding its four spin-offs. He is portrayed by Seann William Scott.

Stifler has the role of an anti-hero, being somewhat of a friend of the other protagonists, but however frequently annoys them with his bad character traits and also makes fun of them.
Stifler is sex addicted, egotistical, chauvinist, crude, immature and unfriendly, yet also has a few moments where he cares for certain people, even though he often won’t admit it. ...read more.
2 Chuck Norris giving you a roundhouse kick Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American actor and martial artist. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly after, in Hollywood, Norris trained celebrities in martial arts. Norris went on to appear in a minor role in the spy film The Wrecking Crew (1969). Friend and fellow martial artist Bruce Lee invited him to play one of the main villains in Way of the Dragon (1972). While Norris continued acting, friend and student Steve McQueen suggested him to take it seriously. Norris took the starring role in the ...read more.

What would be the point of this?! All that would happen is that you go right back to sleep, possibly for months.

3 Jason Voorhees cutting off one of your limbs Jason Voorhees is a character from the Friday the 13th series. He first appeared in Friday the 13th as the young son of camp cook-turned-murderer, Mrs. Voorhees.
4 Dennis Rader binding you Dennis Lynn Rader is an American serial killer who murdered ten people in Sedgwick County, between 1974 and 1991.
5 The Bride ripping one of your eyeballs out Uma Karuna Thurman is an American actress and model. She has performed in leading roles in a variety of films, ranging from romantic comedies and dramas to science fiction and action movies.
6 Busty Heart crushing your head with her breasts
7 Bud Spencer punching you in the face Carlo Pedersoli, professionally known as Bud Spencer, was an Italian actor, professional swimmer and water polo player.
8 Mike Tyson biting part of your ear off Michael Gerard Tyson (born June 30, 1966) is an American former professional boxer who competed from 1985 to 2005. He reigned as the undisputed world heavyweight champion and holds the record as the youngest boxer to win a heavyweight title at 20 years, four months and 22 days old.
9 Klaus Kinski shouting at you and calling you an incompetent idiot Klaus Kinski was a German actor. He is well known for his performances in various movies directed by Werner Herzog, including Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972) and Fitzcarraldo (1982). He was known to have a bad temper and was difficult to work with.
10 Donald Trump building a wall in your room Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more
The Contenders
11 Jennifer Aniston saying hi
12 Slenderman stalking you
13 Amanda Kirby yelling Alan
14 Mel Gibson being racist
15 Christian Bale scolding you
16 Mariko Kurama ripping you apart
17 Kirby eating you
18 Deadpool putting a burrito on your face
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