1 Steve Stifler having sex with you
Steven "Steve" Stifler is one of the main characters from the "American Pie" movie series excluding its four spin-offs. He is portrayed by Seann William Scott. ...read more.
Steve Stifler's stiffie...ugh. No thank you. - Britgirl
2 Chuck Norris giving you a roundhouse kick
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.
What would be the point of this?! All that would happen is that you go right back to sleep, possibly for months. - Britgirl
Ouch! - Tia-Harribel
3 Jason Voorhees cutting off one of your limbs
Jason Voorhees is a character from the Friday the 13th series. He first appeared in Friday the 13th as the young son of camp cook-turned-murderer, Mrs. Voorhees.
4 Dennis Rader binding you
Dennis Lynn Rader is an American serial killer who murdered ten people in Sedgwick County, between 1974 and 1991.
5 The Bride ripping one of your eyeballs out
Uma Karuna Thurman is an American actress and model. She has performed in leading roles in a variety of films, ranging from romantic comedies and dramas to science fiction and action movies.
6 Busty Heart crushing your head with her breasts
7 Bud Spencer punching you in the face
Carlo Pedersoli, professionally known as Bud Spencer, was an Italian actor, professional swimmer and water polo player.
8 Mike Tyson biting part of your ear off
Michael Gerard Tyson (born June 30, 1966) is an American former professional boxer who competed from 1985 to 2005. He reigned as the undisputed world heavyweight champion and holds the record as the youngest boxer to win a heavyweight title at 20 years, four months and 22 days old.
Well, it's easier than beating him in Punch-Out. - Swellow
9 Klaus Kinski shouting at you and calling you an incompetent idiot
Klaus Kinski was a German actor. He is well known for his performances in various movies directed by Werner Herzog, including Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972) and Fitzcarraldo (1982). He was known to have a bad temper and was difficult to work with.
10 Donald Trump building a wall in your room
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
Mr Trump! Step away from the lego!
11 Jennifer Aniston saying hi
12 Slenderman stalking you
13 Amanda Kirby yelling Alan
14 Mel Gibson being racist
15 Christian Bale scolding you
"I'm Batman! "
16 Mariko Kurama ripping you apart
17 Kirby eating you