Top 10 Weirdest Inanimate Objects to Worship
I do not condone human sacrifice to the goldfish cracker god.The Top Ten
1 Goldfish Crackers
I didn't know people worshipped Goldfish Crackers. I that makes me laugh for some reason... hmm.
I hope someone knows why I made this number one.
Wait, this is abnormal?
2 A Stick
3 A Fossilized Tooth
To be honest every inanimate object equally applies for this list.
4 Paper
5 Glass
6 An Xbox 360 with a Red Ring of Death
It is the god of hatred and sorrow.
7 An iPhone XS Max
These iPhones are going to become animate as technology creepily advances.
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This is what people do on the YouTube comment section.
Don't read more.
I said no.
You can't read more of this.
It's embarrassing.
Me: Yes! Three words with over eight letters next to each other! Everyone's going to think I'm so smart!
(That's not what I think at all.)
Money's gone, but who cares?
8 A Double-Decker Bus
9 Money
This is so deep that I added it.
10 Cream Cheese
The Contenders
11 A brain
12 Octopus's Severed Tentacle
What if it's Cthulhu's cousin?
13 Potatoes
14 Moldy dentures
15 The Virtual Boy
16 Tambourine
17 Bottle Cap
18 Smarties
Smarties are a colour-varied sugar-coated chocolate confectionery. They have been manufactured since 1937.
19 A Bottle of Glue
20 Piano
The piano is a musical instrument played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands.
21 Rock
Good, good - Star
22 Banana
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