Top 10 Weirdest Inanimate Objects to Worship

I do not condone human sacrifice to the goldfish cracker god.
The Top Ten
1 Goldfish Crackers

I didn't know people worshipped Goldfish Crackers. I that makes me laugh for some reason... hmm.

I hope someone knows why I made this number one.

Wait, this is abnormal?

2 A Stick
3 A Fossilized Tooth

To be honest every inanimate object equally applies for this list.

4 Paper
5 Glass
6 An Xbox 360 with a Red Ring of Death

It is the god of hatred and sorrow.

7 An iPhone XS Max

These iPhones are going to become animate as technology creepily advances.

Hi
This is what people do on the YouTube comment section.
Don't read more.
I said no.
You can't read more of this.
It's embarrassing.

Me: Yes! Three words with over eight letters next to each other! Everyone's going to think I'm so smart!
(That's not what I think at all.)

Money's gone, but who cares?

8 A Double-Decker Bus
9 Money

This is so deep that I added it.

10 Cream Cheese
The Contenders
11 A brain
12 Octopus's Severed Tentacle

What if it's Cthulhu's cousin?

13 Potatoes
14 Moldy dentures
15 The Virtual Boy
16 Tambourine
17 Bottle Cap
18 Smarties Smarties are a colour-varied sugar-coated chocolate confectionery. They have been manufactured since 1937.
19 A Bottle of Glue
20 Piano The piano is a musical instrument played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands.
21 Rock

Good, good - Star

22 Banana
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