Worst First Names For Girls

The Top Ten

1 Bob

It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19

Bob? Isn't that a boy name
Bob the builder can we fix it?
Bob the builder
No we can't! Woot woot

That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan

I am girl and my name is Jayden, and even I think that is an absolutely recheted name

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2 Helga

Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?

The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.

It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!

This is the name of the main girl on the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold". Remember the girl with the blonde pigtails with a pink bow and a pink dress who kept pushing everyone around and every so often took out a picture of the titular character and professed her love for him? I always thought "Helga" was one of the worst names, and my empathy for the character of the same name has not made me like the name any more than I originally did. In fact, I think any girl with such an unfortunate name should shorten it to "Hells", unless she's Christian. - SideshowJazz1

This is a name fit for a queen!

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3 Olga

Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something

Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.

This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!

My dad's friend has that name...

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4 Bertha

All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "

Sounds like a baby is coming out!

Bertha is a amazing name. If I had this name I would take pride in it and just maby show it off. But this is only my opinion so you could have another thought about this name but I really would love it if you agree with me. And I guess I should tell you my own name is Bertha so stop cyber-bulling because I am only 11 years old so this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, thanks a bunch!. But thank you so much for the 12 year old who stuck up for this name. And I agree with her you should all be ashamed of your selves. So remember Bertha is a wonderful name and don't forget it!.

lol

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5 Schartzmugel

Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "

A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!

This name. Its like a bunch o letters put together. You need to add a lot more thought to it. And think about how hard it would be if you would want to write your name in Kindergarten or Preschool. And it is really hard to pronounce. And Think about how other kids would think of the name. They would bully the poor girl. It is pretty hard to think of this as girl's name.

There’s mean and then there’s just plain cruel... this is so far beyond both mean and cruel is hellish

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6 Nevaeh

The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.

I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.

When I hear this name, I think "tacky" and "ghetto. " It's not creative. It's not pretty. It's bad. Just bad.

Same I hate the name

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7 Boomquifa

Um, please don't play with me

No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.

This name is RIDICULOUS! How would you even pronounce this name? All the horrible teasing I could think of came all too easily...

I can't BREATHHEE LOL

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8 Peggy

Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!

Peggy lacks grace and femininity. It makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill, someone with two "peg legs", or a waitress you meet in a diner on some god-forsaken exit of a desert interstate in the deep south.

Peggy is a wonderful name seeing that is my OWN NAME so I would stop tying up bad things about that name. Sorry that was kinda mean but I say Peggy is the best name in the universe! Considering it is my own name.

Angelica! Eliza! PEGGY!

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9 Time

TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!

I still remember that musical children's rhyme my grandma taught me...tick tock tick tock sweet little time it's not something you can by with a penny or a dime. Time is precious, by naming your child time indicates that you think that she is precious, just like Time. I just wish I had more time to spend with my grandma before she passed away. I'll pay anything for just extra mere seconds. Time isn't something you can buy, your child isn't something you can buy either. It is a precious name...

Wouldn't be so embarrassing if your name was Time and if somebody asked what the time was and you reply saying your age or date of birth or anything personal. But I guess that there are worst names such as Helga. I suppose the recommendation of this name though would be 2 out of 10 for my choice.

Whatever person named their child Time spiritually threw their child of a cliff with their chances of having a normal life. There would probably be times (whoops) at her school that her friends would be searching up their names on the web and she would just be there like I KNOW ITS 12:30

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10 Bobbi-Jean

It reminds me of the Michael Jackson song Billie jean.

Bobbi jean come on really

I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!

"Bobbi-jean is not my lover", by common sense I doubt any normal parent would give their kid such a name. - AngelaB

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11 Anous

This name is nasty. Looks like Anus.

I can never take this name seriously I will laugh in a sec

I truly think that people should spend more time thinking about what society will say about these names. So what if Anous is the most beautiful name in your opinion? Your kid is gonna get bullied!

Ahem, yes, my name is Anous! Yes, it sounds like my butt hole but its prettier!

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12 Mckenzie

Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name

Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.

I kind of like the name, more because you can shorten it to Mackie.

Sounds like a last name

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13 Prudence

It sounds like someones ancient great aunt

Prudence? Seriously! You might as well name her Potato and be done with it! That right there is child abuse, folks. Anyone who names a sweet baby, Prudence should go to jail.

Prudence sounds like plum and it sounds werid

Prudence is a beautiful name, there is a song by the Beatles called "Dear Prudence" and it's a wonderful song. - galaxyfox

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14 Shaniqua

What the hell! Which poor child wants to be called Shaniqua at any time in their life! Isn't this an offensive name for a black person? (not being racist here, I just don't have another word to substitute)

This name is actually beautiful! A lot of these are. I think I am going to use this name in a book, that's how much I like it! AND GUESS WHAT? There are people in this world named Shaniqua! And how do you think Shaniqua feels when she sees her name on the ugly name list, next to a bunch of nasty comments? Huh? I am 11 years old and all you people out there with your cruel comments should think twice before you push submit.

! What person in this world would name their child Shaniqua!?

I'm laughing I keep thinking of the backyardigans your child is GURANTEED to get mass bullied if you name her this. Don't even think about it! - AngelaB

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15 Alexis

This is a beautiful name! Way better than most names on this list!

This is the most beautifullest name ever and it happens to be my sisters name so back off! You should be ashamed! You obviously don't know what ugly is! Go look in the mirror

It's not nice to call innocent readers ugly. What if a really pretty person read this? (not me of course )

That is my cousins name and it is a awesome name

One girl in my class is named Alexis, and she gets on my nerves.

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16 Yuu

This is a unique name. So what if it is a little strange, you should not even have a bad name list because there are people in this world with this name and how do you think they feel?

This is a Japanese name. It has a lot of meanings such as "friend", "tenderness", or "courage".

"Boom! " I cried slapping my hands together like Maddie Rooney does in Liv & Maddie. "That name is going in my next book! "

You? , I thought we were talking about me.

All I can hear is "NOW WATCH ME YOU"

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17 Teeka

Sounds like a curry!

Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid

Honestly my opinion on any name is that people shouldn't judge others by their names because their parents must of took a long time to decide what to name their child even if it does sound strange. Imagine if you had a name like this and everyday you got bullied and you can't change it because you can't change your name so you might as well decide to live with it.

Sounds like a bird name, this name is ridiculous! - AngelaB

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18 Yazmine

This is not a bad name! I have a friend named Yasmin!

To: The person that is annoyed with the eleven year old. I honestly think that YOU should get a life, not the eleven year old. And the eleven year old is not being pathetic. Plus, you said that it's fine that people say what they think, right? Well the eleven year old is just saying what she/he thinks. He/she just thinks it's wrong what people are saying about these names and I agree. If people have some mean things to say then they should keep them to themselves. From: The nine year old that commented on the name Bertha.

I love the name. It is a princess name, Bratz girl name, and a name that is not used much.

What? Yazmine is a gorgeous name! It reminds me of the one of the bratz who is gorgeous and a role model, it also sounds lovely. I'd love to be named Yazmine. - AngelaB

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19 Varaminta

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I like it because it kind of sounds tropical. It can also be shortened to Minty

I like Minty, it's my cat's name. So if my cat is Minty, how do you think the child will be taunted about it? - Swiftdawn

Kinda sounds like verify my mints

Sounds like something you'd name a MY LITTLE PONY CHARACTER! Not your bundle of joy! - AngelaB

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20 Aayan

No Aayan is a nice name! I have friends named Aayan. Don't judge a book by its cover!

21 La-a

Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!

Looks like someone watched Tre melvins video '9 month hoe'

If I had that name I wouldn't be worrying about being bullied, I would be worrying about how my parents decided to give me that name, I mean did my parents do singing practise or were they drunk when my Mum gave birth to me?

Wow, just, wow

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22 Adair

That was my MALE teachers last name

What is this name? I really think that this is not socially acceptable. You should not name a child after a product or some non-American name if they are American! It doesn't make sense!

Seriously? It's the cheesy HG fans name for their poor daughters after Finnick Odair in the 3rd book dies! Way to go, darlin'!

Could almost pass for adelle if you prounce it right.
But it's a pretty odd name to give a child - AngelaB

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23 Moon Unit

Who is this? Neil Armstrong's daughter?!

I am inspired to name my daughter this now

No! Please don't give your daughter that name! People will bully and traumatize her for it! Don't do that to her! - Swiftdawn

What, that's not a name

good

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24 Sue

My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue

Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.

My friend's mother's name is Sue. Jeez. You guys don't have to call any name ugly. No name is ugly or bad. A parent could name their child whatever they want. So what if it's Peggy or Time or Bertha or La-a? So what? Those names are great names, and every name in this list. Also every name a child was ever called. The name Sue is awesome.

It's an okay name. It's common, but cute. - Flowerfriend4407

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25 Grogda

, this is just wrong. Who would name their kid that! It sounds like your child is an old witchy troll or something.

Somebody's parents must of just let their cat stand on their keyboard to decide a name...

Goodness, this is like the ugliest name I have ever heard off

It sounds like a name s troll would have!

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26 Peyton

I agree peyton does not sound like a name, ashley, tony and mary do but not peyton. The only peyton I've ever heard of was peyton list from Disney channels Jesse. Granted I hate the name jesse or jessica.

Really? Personally, I think Peyton's a very pretty name. Not every girl's name has to be "girly." A good friend of mine's is named Payton, and she's one of the nicest girls you could ever meet.

Here's why that's the name of a leading character in One Tree Hill. - PinkflASHES

Hay I love the name Peyton and a am a girl and my name is Peyton but I now that every one has there own opinion

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27 Danica

This name makes me cringe

DaniKa is adorable! I don't like Danica as much. But it's not the worst - sausagea and fanny are much worse.

That is my daughters name she was named after her two aunt that pastvaway as children Dawn and Monica da from dawn and ica from monica

:( I like that name. It's my middle name

28 Shania

I have an Aunt called Shazia and it's pretty similar. Seriously? Why is there only two posts? As far as I know Shania is a beautiful girl name and deserves a bit more of admiration or awe. I think that many people only dislike this name because its uncommon and not used very often, but gorgeous all the same.

Everyone girls, Remember Shania Twain, women around the world where Beyonce walked in? - ArigatoKawaii

I think this name is pretty! It's unique!

Grr. My friends called Shania.

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29 Ana'Marci'Nea

What the hell were the parents thinking? "Hey Bill, lets name her... *falls over, makes weird noises*" "Ok then sweetie."

I can just imagine this. I laughed so hard. This comment made my day

What on earth its terrible

What the heck is this

Too posh! - Lunala

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30 Surtiyem

I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?

Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.

Well it is a fine name and people say things like "anyone who names an innocent baby this should be in jail". Parents spent months picking the perfect name for their child so anyone who insults them is the one that should actually go to jail

You shouldn't even be allowed to name your child this - AngelaB

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31 Jennica

To people whose names are on this list:
Many of these names were put on here because they think that they are weird. some people think that's a bad thing but really its not. I'm sorry you found your name on this list. Most of these names are spinoffs of other beautiful names. Your parents probably names you this because they knew you would be beautiful yet original. Please stop taking offense, because it's not the name that counts.
I am writing a book called What's Behind Niagara Falls with my best friend Allison, and I plan on using some of these names as silly names in my book because what's the point of the originals, like mary, john, and bob? Nothing, that's what. This list includes very interesting names. This list goes to show that names don't matter, as long as you have an interesting personality.
Thank you for your time.

I personally think this is a very nice name! What's wrong with it!?!

I really hate the people on this website who put my name on here you put my whole family on this list I came first out of all and I have 18 people in my family

This was one of my old friends names. I think it was spelled different though, but I like the name..

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32 Helena

This is one of the best songs ever! It's by "My Chemical Romance" and it's amazing! It's probably in my top 10 favorite songs, so I like this one because every time I hear it, I think of this. Check out the song!

This name should be higher up on the list

Helena is the bitchiest fattest girl at my school and every helena I've ever met has been bitchy and fat. Its also just an ugly name.

33 Abby

That's MY NAME I HATE YOU

Hi

34 Morag

What kind of name is that? Ugly -

I'm so terribly sorry for anyone named Morag. You would have to live your whole life with the knowledge that your name is MORAG. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

How do you even say this name?

The long lost, rough sketch of a character of the Hobbit that didn't make the cut for the story.
Just kidding, folks. I don't know what Morag means. - galaxyfox

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35 Amanda

UM THIS IS MY NAME

Well thanks a lot because that my name

This is my sisters friends name and its pretty

Amanda is BEAUTIFUL! It's the name of my teacher, so shut up!

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36 Heather

Someone already mentioned that Heather is the name of the definitive "mean girl" from the Total Drama series. I don't think that's a problem. The problem is that Heather seems to be a name that is used for a LOT of fictional mean girls and queen bees. Like the young adult "Sammy Keyes" series has a girl called Heather who is actually the protagonist's middle-school arch nemesis. She redeems herself by the end of the series, but up until book 16, all her friends thought she was pure evil - plus her brother was dating Sammy, which didn't help her any less - turned out she picked on Sammy because she was jealous of her relaxed confident attitude.
There's other fictional mean girls named Heather that I can't call to mind right now. It's annoying, because I actually think it's a beautiful name. Coming back to the Total Drama Heather, no one should be ashamed of being compared to her, as being mean is actually NOT her defining characteristic any more. She is more defined as one of the ...more

This is actually my favorite name for a girl... I love it, it's a pretty name.

COMMENT TO ALL NAMES ON THE LIST AND PEOPLE POSTING THEM. I don't think they are bad names. Its just what YOU think and imagine the feelings the people with those names... - Roxann

Why should this name be on this list its pretty and this list is mean and cruell

Heather is a beautiful name. I have a musical theatre teacher named Heather and she is one of the nicest prettiest people I have ever meant

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37 Ethel

That's my great aunt who in 2 weeks will be 98, and I love that name

Who in this day and age would name a beautiful little baby, Ethel. Good grief.

Not too many people, I can promise you that!

It's old fashioned, but it sounds Christmassy and I love Christmas. - Flowerfriend4407

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38 Baeritto

This is like if you were danish and named your kid poop (bae) but then you really wanted a burrito so you came up with this name!

You wonder what thoughts run through people's heads...

That sounds like Burrito. - Catacorn

It sounds like a musical note...

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39 Tina

This is not a horrible name! It's simply the best! My reason for this is that it is a nice simple name that is quite memorable and sounds nice

This is a beautiful quick, short name!

My mom grew up with a person named Tina and she was my mom's best friend. And they are still best friends now. And Tina was one of my favorite names. Like I want to name a child Kendra Tiffany and have her middle name Tina.

I met someone with that name once and they were horrible

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40 Lois

I would never name my kid after the mom on family guy!

Name that was once really popular a century ago, but probably will forever be tarnished by damsel-in-distress Lois Lane and Family Guy mom Lois Griffin

Hey this is my mom's name. I think it's a good name and it's rare!

Famil6 Guy ruined this name - AliciaMae

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41 Ashely

This is my aunts name so back off!

No don't you bloody hell #harry potter (of the point) call my

Sounds stuck up and too close to actually

:( Halsey's name is ashley! That makes me so sad! Halsey is LIFE!

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42 Bathsheba

Don't give your toshiba laptop a bath... or this happens

Bathsheba is a good name but Bathsheba in The Bible was a harlot so she technically wasn't a good person, but the person she was has nothing to do with name.

If you buy a Shiba Inu and give it a bath and you are obsessed with doing that, then this is the perfect name!

Bathsheba,worst name in history

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43 Faith

Really? Faith is such a beautiful name!

Faith is my cousin's name! I love this name it's ABSOLUTELY gorgeous! I'm not happy to see it on the list =(

Faith is my best friend's name. I think it's pretty.

This is both my middle name and a name that I would want to name my baby girl because it is a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing name and this name should be taken off the list IMMEDIATELY or I will be super angry.

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44 Alison
45 Georgina

That's a really pretty name it's the name of Mr Darcy's little sister and it's David Tennant's wife's name

I think Georgina is a good name

It's a mainly kind of name personally George Georgina Sounds like what a guys friends will tease there other friends

Mr Darcy's little sister is Georgiana NOT Georgina.

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46 Gertrude

It just sounds gross... No offense to anyone named Gertrude.

THIS IS A TERRIBLE NAME I was almost named this but thank god I wasn't this is 2nd on my least favorite names list along with Winnifred and Destiny

It is an ugly name.

Crinnnggyyy Like real cringe

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47 Mac

Okay, to the eleven year old, your argument is completely invalid. You destroy the idea of ever wanting to make fun of a name, then agree that some of the names are bad too. You are part of the army of eleven year old girls who put down wanting to think a name is stupid, but maybe you're just running around commenting on them all. Also, we feel bad for the people who possess these names, there's nothing wrong with them, just that the pair of humans who spawned are complete and utter morons.

I'm 10, not 11, and I think the 11 year old is smart and nice! Anyway, you're extremely rude. - Flowerfriend4407

Excuse moi? My nickname is Mac and I don't see a problem with it. Frankly, I'm eleven years old and half of the names on this list I see are people in my school names. It is rude and insulting to the communities and others when you heartlessly pick out names that you don't like personally. And some of them are bad, I have to admit, but some of them are beautiful Spanish, Latin, and African American names. I am more mature than the people who made this article, and again, I AM ELEVEN! It is so so sad for me to see what pathetic adults do for a living. Judge people by their names? Really? That's what free countries do. Great. Maybe the next time all you people who say the names are horrible, take a Longwood look in the mirror and ask yourself "WWJD? " And "How would I feel if that was my name."

Sounds ugly and for a fat person (sorry to offend you all who have this name). This is the worst real name for a girl I can think of. I also think you have a deep voice if you have this name (i'm so sorry! ).

I'm getting Foster's Home vibes ;-;
Bloo: Can I see your coco cards?
Mac: No.
Bloo: MAAAC! come on! 1111111111111111111111!

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48 Destiny

Does anyone know that is miley cyrus's real name? Oh wait or is that why it's here?

I guess it's not as bad as some of the "ugly" names. But, Destiny is a silly, annoying name. I just feel the mother is thinking "My baby's gonna be a hero", but that's a 1/1000000000 chance...

I think its a sexy name

Finding Dory whale. - Lunala

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49 Kat

Kat is brilliant! It is one of the most cute names out there and please do not make fun of it like saying it is an animal because the animal is just as awesome as the name.

It's a really cute name, but it's too common and overused.

Kat is a nice name but sometimes it reminds me of Kit Kat

It's my mom's nickname very cute though..hmm - Puppytart

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50 Ally

Um excuse me, but this is my name! And I know at least 4 others Allys. So um vote it off the list. Please thanks.

That's my nickname! For Alexandra- I love it

UM EXCUSE me this my friends name

The name is really nice! Why u guys think its ugly? Come on, take it off the list. Whoever made this site is totally rude

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