Worst First Names For Girls
The Top Ten
It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19
Bob? Isn't that a boy name
Bob the builder can we fix it?
Bob the builder
No we can't! Woot woot
That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan
I am girl and my name is Jayden, and even I think that is an absolutely recheted nameV 214 Comments
Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?
The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.
It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!
This is the name of the main girl on the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold". Remember the girl with the blonde pigtails with a pink bow and a pink dress who kept pushing everyone around and every so often took out a picture of the titular character and professed her love for him? I always thought "Helga" was one of the worst names, and my empathy for the character of the same name has not made me like the name any more than I originally did. In fact, I think any girl with such an unfortunate name should shorten it to "Hells", unless she's Christian. - SideshowJazz1
Not a bad name. - Userguy44V 137 Comments
Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something
Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.
Nobody cares about the sick Drunk and sick poor Russia. Everyone in that country is an idiot. Name 3 notable genius there then talk to me - Patriotsdoodoo
This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!
I think that Olga may not be the best name, however that should't matter. Someone's name does not determine the quality of the person. Just think of the meaning of the name "beautiful". I also think that people should share their truthful opinions while still being polite.V 122 Comments
All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "
Sounds like a baby is coming out!
Bertha is a amazing name. If I had this name I would take pride in it and just maby show it off. But this is only my opinion so you could have another thought about this name but I really would love it if you agree with me. And I guess I should tell you my own name is Bertha so stop cyber-bulling because I am only 11 years old so this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, thanks a bunch!. But thank you so much for the 12 year old who stuck up for this name. And I agree with her you should all be ashamed of your selves. So remember Bertha is a wonderful name and don't forget it!.
When I hear Bertha, I think "Big Bertha's comin'! " I can't stop laughing.V 95 Comments
Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "
A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!
This name. Its like a bunch o letters put together. You need to add a lot more thought to it. And think about how hard it would be if you would want to write your name in Kindergarten or Preschool. And it is really hard to pronounce. And Think about how other kids would think of the name. They would bully the poor girl. It is pretty hard to think of this as girl's name.
Like, how do you even pronounce that, Shchart-zeh-MUE-gell? - FiremistV 152 Comments
The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.
I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.
When I hear this name, I think "tacky" and "ghetto. " It's not creative. It's not pretty. It's bad. Just bad.
A couple I know called their kid Nevaeh. They were teenage chavs.V 150 Comments
Um, please don't play with me
No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.
This name is RIDICULOUS! How would you even pronounce this name? All the horrible teasing I could think of came all too easily...
BOOMQUIFA COMEBACK I LOVE YOU!V 150 Comments
Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!
Peggy lacks grace and femininity. It makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill, someone with two "peg legs", or a waitress you meet in a diner on some god-forsaken exit of a desert interstate in the deep south.
Peggy is a wonderful name seeing that is my OWN NAME so I would stop tying up bad things about that name. Sorry that was kinda mean but I say Peggy is the best name in the universe! Considering it is my own name.
Angelica! Eliza! PEGGY!V 128 Comments
TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!
I still remember that musical children's rhyme my grandma taught me...tick tock tick tock sweet little time it's not something you can by with a penny or a dime. Time is precious, by naming your child time indicates that you think that she is precious, just like Time. I just wish I had more time to spend with my grandma before she passed away. I'll pay anything for just extra mere seconds. Time isn't something you can buy, your child isn't something you can buy either. It is a precious name...
Wouldn't be so embarrassing if your name was Time and if somebody asked what the time was and you reply saying your age or date of birth or anything personal. But I guess that there are worst names such as Helga. I suppose the recommendation of this name though would be 2 out of 10 for my choice.
REALLY? It is awesome!V 81 Comments
It reminds me of the Michael Jackson song Billie jean.
Bobbi jean come on really
I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!
"Bobbi-jean is not my lover", by common sense I doubt any normal parent would give their kid such a name. - AngelaBV 60 Comments
Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name
Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.
I kind of like the name, more because you can shorten it to Mackie.
This is such a dry ass name tfV 183 Comments
This name is nasty. Looks like Anus.
I can never take this name seriously I will laugh in a sec
I truly think that people should spend more time thinking about what society will say about these names. So what if Anous is the most beautiful name in your opinion? Your kid is gonna get bullied!
Ahem, yes, my name is Anous! Yes, it sounds like my butt hole but its prettier!V 65 Comments
It sounds like someones ancient great aunt
Prudence? Seriously! You might as well name her Potato and be done with it! That right there is child abuse, folks. Anyone who names a sweet baby, Prudence should go to jail.
Prudence sounds like plum and it sounds werid
PRUDENCE?!?!? WHAT THE HELL!?!?! that's a normal name along with another lot of names on this list! :( Your making people feel bad bevause their names are on this list.!V 87 Comments
This name is actually beautiful! A lot of these are. I think I am going to use this name in a book, that's how much I like it! AND GUESS WHAT? There are people in this world named Shaniqua! And how do you think Shaniqua feels when she sees her name on the ugly name list, next to a bunch of nasty comments? Huh? I am 11 years old and all you people out there with your cruel comments should think twice before you push submit.
What the hell! Which poor child wants to be called Shaniqua at any time in their life! Isn't this an offensive name for a black person? (not being racist here, I just don't have another word to substitute)
! What person in this world would name their child Shaniqua!?
I'm laughing I keep thinking of the backyardigans your child is GURANTEED to get mass bullied if you name her this. Don't even think about it! - AngelaBV 44 Comments
This is a beautiful name! Way better than most names on this list!
This is the most beautifullest name ever and it happens to be my sisters name so back off! You should be ashamed! You obviously don't know what ugly is! Go look in the mirror
It's not nice to call innocent readers ugly. What if a really pretty person read this? (not me of course )
That is my cousins name and it is a awesome name
I think this is a bootiful name! why even put it here?V 71 Comments
This is a unique name. So what if it is a little strange, you should not even have a bad name list because there are people in this world with this name and how do you think they feel?
This is a Japanese name. It has a lot of meanings such as "friend", "tenderness", or "courage".
You? , I thought we were talking about me.
"Boom! " I cried slapping my hands together like Maddie Rooney does in Liv & Maddie. "That name is going in my next book! "
All I can hear is "NOW WATCH ME YOU"V 17 Comments
Sounds like a curry!
Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid
Honestly my opinion on any name is that people shouldn't judge others by their names because their parents must of took a long time to decide what to name their child even if it does sound strange. Imagine if you had a name like this and everyday you got bullied and you can't change it because you can't change your name so you might as well decide to live with it.
Sounds like a bird name, this name is ridiculous! - AngelaBV 50 Comments
This is not a bad name! I have a friend named Yasmin!
To: The person that is annoyed with the eleven year old. I honestly think that YOU should get a life, not the eleven year old. And the eleven year old is not being pathetic. Plus, you said that it's fine that people say what they think, right? Well the eleven year old is just saying what she/he thinks. He/she just thinks it's wrong what people are saying about these names and I agree. If people have some mean things to say then they should keep them to themselves. From: The nine year old that commented on the name Bertha.
I love the name. It is a princess name, Bratz girl name, and a name that is not used much.
What? Yazmine is a gorgeous name! It reminds me of the one of the bratz who is gorgeous and a role model, it also sounds lovely. I'd love to be named Yazmine. - AngelaBV 91 Comments
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I like it because it kind of sounds tropical. It can also be shortened to Minty
I like Minty, it's my cat's name. So if my cat is Minty, how do you think the child will be taunted about it? - Swiftdawn
Kinda sounds like verify my mints
Sounds like something you'd name a MY LITTLE PONY CHARACTER! Not your bundle of joy! - AngelaBV 21 Comments
Uh, take it easy...
I love the name abby
Makes me throw up...
Yeah that’s my name too WHAT THE HECK DUDE!V 2 Comments
No Aayan is a nice name! I have friends named Aayan. Don't judge a book by its cover!
I love this name it is wonderful
Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!
Looks like someone watched Tre melvins video '9 month hoe'
If I had that name I wouldn't be worrying about being bullied, I would be worrying about how my parents decided to give me that name, I mean did my parents do singing practise or were they drunk when my Mum gave birth to me?
Wow, just, wowV 74 Comments
That was my MALE teachers last name
What is this name? I really think that this is not socially acceptable. You should not name a child after a product or some non-American name if they are American! It doesn't make sense!
Seriously? It's the cheesy HG fans name for their poor daughters after Finnick Odair in the 3rd book dies! Way to go, darlin'!
Could almost pass for adelle if you prounce it right.
But it's a pretty odd name to give a child - AngelaB
Who is this? Neil Armstrong's daughter?!
I am inspired to name my daughter this now
No! Please don't give your daughter that name! People will bully and traumatize her for it! Don't do that to her! - Swiftdawn
What, that's not a name
IN AWE AT THE SIZE OF THIS LADV 47 Comments
My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue
Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.
My friend's mother's name is Sue. Jeez. You guys don't have to call any name ugly. No name is ugly or bad. A parent could name their child whatever they want. So what if it's Peggy or Time or Bertha or La-a? So what? Those names are great names, and every name in this list. Also every name a child was ever called. The name Sue is awesome.
It's an okay name. It's common, but cute. - Flowerfriend4407V 129 Comments
I agree peyton does not sound like a name, ashley, tony and mary do but not peyton. The only peyton I've ever heard of was peyton list from Disney channels Jesse. Granted I hate the name jesse or jessica.
Really? Personally, I think Peyton's a very pretty name. Not every girl's name has to be "girly." A good friend of mine's is named Payton, and she's one of the nicest girls you could ever meet.
Here's why that's the name of a leading character in One Tree Hill. - PinkflASHES
The only Peyton's I know are Peyton from Jessie and the wrestler Peyton Royce.V 66 Comments
, this is just wrong. Who would name their kid that! It sounds like your child is an old witchy troll or something.
Somebody's parents must of just let their cat stand on their keyboard to decide a name...
Goodness, this is like the ugliest name I have ever heard off
It sounds like groggy - my_account107V 29 Comments
This name makes me cringe
DaniKa is adorable! I don't like Danica as much. But it's not the worst - sausagea and fanny are much worse.
:( I like that name. It's my middle name
What’s wrong with it - blackflowerV 1 Comment
I have an Aunt called Shazia and it's pretty similar. Seriously? Why is there only two posts? As far as I know Shania is a beautiful girl name and deserves a bit more of admiration or awe. I think that many people only dislike this name because its uncommon and not used very often, but gorgeous all the same.
Everyone girls, Remember Shania Twain, women around the world where Beyonce walked in? - ArigatoKawaii
I think this name is pretty! It's unique!
Grr. My friends called Shania.V 3 Comments
What the hell were the parents thinking? "Hey Bill, lets name her... *falls over, makes weird noises*" "Ok then sweetie."
I can just imagine this. I laughed so hard. This comment made my day
What on earth its terrible
What the heck is this
Too posh! - LunalaV 7 Comments
I have taught something like 2,000 people named Kayla. I'd rather be named Dirt.
That is a lovely name
Ummm, WELL UM WELLL UM, MY NICK NAME IS KAYLA AND ITS ON THIS LIST UMM ILL SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAMS...
I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?
Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.
Well it is a fine name and people say things like "anyone who names an innocent baby this should be in jail". Parents spent months picking the perfect name for their child so anyone who insults them is the one that should actually go to jail
You shouldn't even be allowed to name your child this - AngelaBV 27 Comments
To people whose names are on this list:
Many of these names were put on here because they think that they are weird. some people think that's a bad thing but really its not. I'm sorry you found your name on this list. Most of these names are spinoffs of other beautiful names. Your parents probably names you this because they knew you would be beautiful yet original. Please stop taking offense, because it's not the name that counts.
I am writing a book called What's Behind Niagara Falls with my best friend Allison, and I plan on using some of these names as silly names in my book because what's the point of the originals, like mary, john, and bob? Nothing, that's what. This list includes very interesting names. This list goes to show that names don't matter, as long as you have an interesting personality.
Thank you for your time.
I personally think this is a very nice name! What's wrong with it!?!
I really hate the people on this website who put my name on here you put my whole family on this list I came first out of all and I have 18 people in my family
This was one of my old friends names. I think it was spelled different though, but I like the name..V 12 Comments
This is one of the best songs ever! It's by "My Chemical Romance" and it's amazing! It's probably in my top 10 favorite songs, so I like this one because every time I hear it, I think of this. Check out the song!
This name should be higher up on the list
I actually like it - blackflower
That's my cousins name...but shes annoying so okieV 3 Comments
There’s nothing wrong with it - blackflower
What kind of name is that? Ugly -
I'm so terribly sorry for anyone named Morag. You would have to live your whole life with the knowledge that your name is MORAG. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.
How do you even say this name?
The long lost, rough sketch of a character of the Hobbit that didn't make the cut for the story.
Just kidding, folks. I don't know what Morag means. - galaxyfox
UM THIS IS MY NAME
Well thanks a lot because that my name
This is my sisters friends name and its pretty
This isn't bad - my_account107V 18 Comments
Someone already mentioned that Heather is the name of the definitive "mean girl" from the Total Drama series. I don't think that's a problem. The problem is that Heather seems to be a name that is used for a LOT of fictional mean girls and queen bees. Like the young adult "Sammy Keyes" series has a girl called Heather who is actually the protagonist's middle-school arch nemesis. She redeems herself by the end of the series, but up until book 16, all her friends thought she was pure evil - plus her brother was dating Sammy, which didn't help her any less - turned out she picked on Sammy because she was jealous of her relaxed confident attitude.
There's other fictional mean girls named Heather that I can't call to mind right now. It's annoying, because I actually think it's a beautiful name. Coming back to the Total Drama Heather, no one should be ashamed of being compared to her, as being mean is actually NOT her defining characteristic any more. She is more defined as one of the ...more
This is actually my favorite name for a girl... I love it, it's a pretty name.
COMMENT TO ALL NAMES ON THE LIST AND PEOPLE POSTING THEM. I don't think they are bad names. Its just what YOU think and imagine the feelings the people with those names... - Roxann
Why should this name be on this list its pretty and this list is mean and cruell
Heather is a beautiful name. I have a musical theatre teacher named Heather and she is one of the nicest prettiest people I have ever meantV 64 Comments
That's my great aunt who in 2 weeks will be 98, and I love that name
Who in this day and age would name a beautiful little baby, Ethel. Good grief.
Not too many people, I can promise you that!
It's old fashioned, but it sounds Christmassy and I love Christmas. - Flowerfriend4407V 4 Comments
This is like if you were danish and named your kid poop (bae) but then you really wanted a burrito so you came up with this name!
You wonder what thoughts run through people's heads...
That sounds like Burrito. - Catacorn
It sounds like a musical note...V 5 Comments
This is not a horrible name! It's simply the best! My reason for this is that it is a nice simple name that is quite memorable and sounds nice
There are names such as Christina, Martina and Valentina but just "Tina" is a classic English name in its own right. It's petite, easy to spell and easily remembered. Surely it isn't that bad...? - Britgirl
This is a beautiful quick, short name!
No! - Userguy44V 37 Comments
I would never name my kid after the mom on family guy!
Name that was once really popular a century ago, but probably will forever be tarnished by damsel-in-distress Lois Lane and Family Guy mom Lois Griffin
Hey this is my mom's name. I think it's a good name and it's rare!
Famil6 Guy ruined this name - AliciaMaeV 19 Comments
This is my aunts name so back off!
No don't you bloody hell #harry potter (of the point) call my
Sounds stuck up and too close to actually
This is the worst name everV 4 Comments
Don't give your toshiba laptop a bath... or this happens
Bathsheba is a good name but Bathsheba in The Bible was a harlot so she technically wasn't a good person, but the person she was has nothing to do with name.
If you buy a Shiba Inu and give it a bath and you are obsessed with doing that, then this is the perfect name!
Bathsheba,worst name in historyV 3 Comments
Really? Faith is such a beautiful name!
Faith is my cousin's name! I love this name it's ABSOLUTELY gorgeous! I'm not happy to see it on the list =(
Faith is my best friend's name. I think it's pretty.
I love this nameV 59 Comments
The name above all names.JK this is a horrid name! JK I love this name
It just sounds gross... No offense to anyone named Gertrude.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE NAME I was almost named this but thank god I wasn't this is 2nd on my least favorite names list along with Winnifred and Destiny
It is an ugly name.
yumV 47 Comments
Sarah will never go out of style I hear it is popular all around the world I like it about the only real common name I like. - jll
I don't know why, I just don't like this name
Are you kidding me? This is my name, great name people! - Catacorn
That's MY BFFS NAMEV 1 Comment
That's a really pretty name it's the name of Mr Darcy's little sister and it's David Tennant's wife's name
I think Georgina is a good name
It's a mainly kind of name personally George Georgina Sounds like what a guys friends will tease there other friends
Not a bad name at all. - Userguy44V 11 Comments
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