Worst First Names For Girls
The Top Ten
It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19
That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan
Bob? Isn't that a boy name
Bob the builder can we fix it?
Bob the builder
No we can't! Woot woot
I don't think the person who named their girl "Bob" thought it through all the way.V 200 Comments
Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?
The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.
It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!
This is the name of the main girl on the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold". Remember the girl with the blonde pigtails with a pink bow and a pink dress who kept pushing everyone around and every so often took out a picture of the titular character and professed her love for him? I always thought "Helga" was one of the worst names, and my empathy for the character of the same name has not made me like the name any more than I originally did. In fact, I think any girl with such an unfortunate name should shorten it to "Hells", unless she's Christian. - SideshowJazz1
It sounds like someone with that name would be ugly. I can’t picture a pretty girl with the name Helga.V 133 Comments
Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something
Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.
This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!
Still better than Agnes or Gertrude or Hortense! - IcetailofWishClanV 118 Comments
The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.
I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.
When I hear this name, I think "tacky" and "ghetto. " It's not creative. It's not pretty. It's bad. Just bad.
Nevaeh is heaven spelled backwards so pretty me personally loves that nameV 136 Comments
Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "
A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!
This name. Its like a bunch o letters put together. You need to add a lot more thought to it. And think about how hard it would be if you would want to write your name in Kindergarten or Preschool. And it is really hard to pronounce. And Think about how other kids would think of the name. They would bully the poor girl. It is pretty hard to think of this as girl's name.
I didn't even know this was a name!V 146 Comments
All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "
Sounds like a baby is coming out!
Bertha is a amazing name. If I had this name I would take pride in it and just maby show it off. But this is only my opinion so you could have another thought about this name but I really would love it if you agree with me. And I guess I should tell you my own name is Bertha so stop cyber-bulling because I am only 11 years old so this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, thanks a bunch!. But thank you so much for the 12 year old who stuck up for this name. And I agree with her you should all be ashamed of your selves. So remember Bertha is a wonderful name and don't forget it!.
Whats so bad about Bertha? It is much better then modern names like Kylee and Nevaeh... - LucretiaV 91 Comments
Um, please don't play with me
No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.
This name is RIDICULOUS! How would you even pronounce this name? All the horrible teasing I could think of came all too easily...
I THINK THIS NAME IS BEAUTIFUL.BEFORE I EVER WENT ON THIS SITE MY AUNT HAD A BABY AND SHE NAMED HER BOOMQUIFA.SO NOW I HAVE A COUSIN NAMED BOOMQUIFA.SO BACK OFFHATERSV 142 Comments
Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!
Peggy lacks grace and femininity. It makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill, someone with two "peg legs", or a waitress you meet in a diner on some god-forsaken exit of a desert interstate in the deep south.
Peggy is a wonderful name seeing that is my OWN NAME so I would stop tying up bad things about that name. Sorry that was kinda mean but I say Peggy is the best name in the universe! Considering it is my own name.
AND PEGGYV 116 Comments
It sounds like someones ancient great aunt
Prudence? Seriously! You might as well name her Potato and be done with it! That right there is child abuse, folks. Anyone who names a sweet baby, Prudence should go to jail.
Prudence sounds like plum and it sounds werid
This name is great!V 76 Comments
It reminds me of the Michael Jackson song Billie jean.
I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!
Bobbi jean come on really
Aww, I believe it is a cute, lovely name. - Flowerfriend4407V 58 Comments
I don't think that this is an ugly name, but the word october gives the impression of storms, coldness and rain, just like the season. But I don't think that we should judge or discriminate people just by their names because to be honest, "names" were just invented so it would be more clear on who that person wants to talk to.
October is a beautiful name it reminds me of my favorite time of year Halloween also hallo is a coo, name to chuu bake bye
Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!
Looks like someone watched Tre melvins video '9 month hoe'
If I had that name I wouldn't be worrying about being bullied, I would be worrying about how my parents decided to give me that name, I mean did my parents do singing practise or were they drunk when my Mum gave birth to me?
Aww. This is a beautiful name. It is sweet and melodic. La-a. - Flowerfriend4407V 71 Comments
This name is nasty. Looks like Anus.
I can never take this name seriously I will laugh in a sec
Where is my anus?!
UmmV 58 Comments
TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!
I still remember that musical children's rhyme my grandma taught me...tick tock tick tock sweet little time it's not something you can by with a penny or a dime. Time is precious, by naming your child time indicates that you think that she is precious, just like Time. I just wish I had more time to spend with my grandma before she passed away. I'll pay anything for just extra mere seconds. Time isn't something you can buy, your child isn't something you can buy either. It is a precious name...
Wouldn't be so embarrassing if your name was Time and if somebody asked what the time was and you reply saying your age or date of birth or anything personal. But I guess that there are worst names such as Helga. I suppose the recommendation of this name though would be 2 out of 10 for my choice.
More like a clock tik toc your a clockV 72 Comments
Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name
Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.
I kind of like the name, more because you can shorten it to Mackie.
This is cute. - Flowerfriend4407V 176 Comments
Sounds like a curry!
Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid
Honestly my opinion on any name is that people shouldn't judge others by their names because their parents must of took a long time to decide what to name their child even if it does sound strange. Imagine if you had a name like this and everyday you got bullied and you can't change it because you can't change your name so you might as well decide to live with it.
Teeka is a name used in movie MOANA!
I still like the name Teeka.
, this is just wrong. Who would name their kid that! It sounds like your child is an old witchy troll or something.
Somebody's parents must of just let their cat stand on their keyboard to decide a name...
Goodness, this is like the ugliest name I have ever heard off
Whenever I think of this name an old ugly green witch-troll hybrid comes to mind - GriffinDogeV 27 Comments
Um excuse me! Esmeralda is an awesome name I have 2 cousins named Esmeralda! Amd it is even the name of a diamond (u know the Esmeralda diamond)
I think that I heard of this name off somewhere like a show or movie, and who put the picture next to this name? Is it suppose to match this name, well if it is I think that it matches, Esmeralda does sound as it is an Indian name and the picture next from here looks Indian, but just remember that this is just my opinion and you may have another opinion.
This is the name of the gypsy from the Hunchback of the Notre- Dame by Victor Hugo, and it's a lovely name in my opinion. Nothing wrong with it.
That's pretty, it makes me think of a deep, beautiful green. - Flowerfriend4407V 82 Comments
My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue
Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.
My friend's mother's name is Sue. Jeez. You guys don't have to call any name ugly. No name is ugly or bad. A parent could name their child whatever they want. So what if it's Peggy or Time or Bertha or La-a? So what? Those names are great names, and every name in this list. Also every name a child was ever called. The name Sue is awesome.
Mary-sue - SwiftdawnV 124 Comments
I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?
Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.
Well it is a fine name and people say things like "anyone who names an innocent baby this should be in jail". Parents spent months picking the perfect name for their child so anyone who insults them is the one that should actually go to jail
Um... yeah why d9se it sound like Satan...V 26 Comments
This is not a bad name! I have a friend named Yasmin!
To: The person that is annoyed with the eleven year old. I honestly think that YOU should get a life, not the eleven year old. And the eleven year old is not being pathetic. Plus, you said that it's fine that people say what they think, right? Well the eleven year old is just saying what she/he thinks. He/she just thinks it's wrong what people are saying about these names and I agree. If people have some mean things to say then they should keep them to themselves. From: The nine year old that commented on the name Bertha.
I love the name. It is a princess name, Bratz girl name, and a name that is not used much.
Hey! This is a mean list. I'm only 10. I agree with the 11 year olds. Yazmine is cool and cute! - Flowerfriend4407V 90 Comments
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I like it because it kind of sounds tropical. It can also be shortened to Minty
Kinda sounds like verify my mints
Sounds cute, like mint. Stop making fun of these great names! - Flowerfriend4407V 20 Comments
Seriously. Sounds like pretzel! What? Were they drunk when they named her?
Really ungirly name! Kimberly is better
Yo! My name is Yetzel, I live in a Pretzel,
Yetzel is a terrible name in my opinionV 20 Comments
What the hell! Which poor child wants to be called Shaniqua at any time in their life! Isn't this an offensive name for a black person? (not being racist here, I just don't have another word to substitute)
This name is actually beautiful! A lot of these are. I think I am going to use this name in a book, that's how much I like it! AND GUESS WHAT? There are people in this world named Shaniqua! And how do you think Shaniqua feels when she sees her name on the ugly name list, next to a bunch of nasty comments? Huh? I am 11 years old and all you people out there with your cruel comments should think twice before you push submit.
! What person in this world would name their child Shaniqua!?
Shaniqua is so pretty! It sounds turquoise, in a way. And who is the bully that made this list? U should be ashamed. - Flowerfriend4407V 43 Comments
That was my MALE teachers last name
What is this name? I really think that this is not socially acceptable. You should not name a child after a product or some non-American name if they are American! It doesn't make sense!
Seriously? It's the cheesy HG fans name for their poor daughters after Finnick Odair in the 3rd book dies! Way to go, darlin'!
It's a form of Edgar... - LucretiaV 15 Comments
Valerie is a great name! My sister has that name, and I've always thought that it fits her so beautifully!
That's my name :(
That's my sister's name :(
Valerie is a pretty name... except I have a person in my family I hate name Valarie. But I just hate that spelling now - LucretiaV 41 Comments
It just sounds gross... No offense to anyone named Gertrude.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE NAME I was almost named this but thank god I wasn't this is 2nd on my least favorite names list along with Winnifred and Destiny
It is an ugly name.
It sounds like one of those ugly words that sound like their trying to be proper like lanyard.V 43 Comments
Who is this? Neil Armstrong's daughter?!
I am inspired to name my daughter this now
What, that's not a name
For everyone saying this isn't a name, look up Frank Zappa's family tree and get back to me.V 34 Comments
Kaitlyn is such a pretty name, name for a beautiful girl!
This name sounds good and rolls off your lips, I don't know why this is here on this list but it shouldn't be.
Way too common and overused. And how many ways can you spell one name?!
You can spell it over 150 ways according to some sources. But, only about 9 or 10 of those are most commonly used - kaitlynrad11
Pretty and it's my name so stop being mean you HATERS - Flowerfriend4407V 46 Comments
What the? That's not a nice name at all, WHO WOULD NAME THEIR CHILD DERPINA?
This would make parents feel awkward : "Hi, I'd like to sign Derpina up for piano lessons, " "DERPINA? "
What rage comics have done to this world.
What? A-are you being serious? Rage comics have created this awful name? If the next name I see is Troll Face, I'll just go throw my phone off a bridge.
Derpina? Who would name their child this? Sounds like derp to me. This name is actually funny! Derp derp derpina derp derpV 36 Comments
Bobbette. Sounds like a weird hairdo.
I love this name its fab
Who would name their kid, this? What has are world come into? Just kidding, I agree, not a name Id like to have.
This reminds me of when me and my sister made boy names into girl names, like Greggina and this was actually one of them - lovefrombadlandsV 28 Comments
You guys do realize the history of the name Ninel, right? It was invented during the Russian Revolution, it's literally "Lenin" spelled backwards. I speak Russian fluently, I know these things.
Sounds like a character in a fairytale.
Ninel is a cool name. At least their name is named after a famous singer.
WHAT.V 6 Comments
Piper is a really nice name, it is unique, and has a flair to it.
Piper is not a bad name that is my sisters name, so do not ever make fun of piper
I think that Piper is quite a lovely name. No, it is not overly feminine, but it is attractive regardless. Why Piper is on this list, I've no idea.
It's my mom's name! Stop being mean you mean people! - Flowerfriend4407V 54 Comments
This name makes me cringe
:( I like that name. It's my middle name
This is a beautiful name! Way better than most names on this list!
This is the most beautifullest name ever and it happens to be my sisters name so back off! You should be ashamed! You obviously don't know what ugly is! Go look in the mirror
It's not nice to call innocent readers ugly. What if a really pretty person read this? (not me of course ) - lovefrombadlands
That is my cousins name and it is a awesome name
My stupid ex friend is named this so... - LucretiaV 64 Comments
I have an Aunt called Shazia and it's pretty similar. Seriously? Why is there only two posts? As far as I know Shania is a beautiful girl name and deserves a bit more of admiration or awe. I think that many people only dislike this name because its uncommon and not used very often, but gorgeous all the same.
Everyone girls, Remember Shania Twain, women around the world where Beyonce walked in? - ArigatoKawaii
I think this name is pretty! It's unique!
Grr. My friends called Shania.V 3 Comments
What kind of name is that? Ugly -
I'm so terribly sorry for anyone named Morag. You would have to live your whole life with the knowledge that your name is MORAG. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.
How do you even say this name?
Very Scottish - LucretiaV 31 Comments
Pablo is a beautiful, Spanish name. The fact that is different and you are not used to hear it, doesn't mean is ugly. The same with Esmeralda, which is a very feminine name in the Spanish world.
I've only heard this name on boys...
Pablo is a Spanish name, yes. But the o at the end makes it masculine and it literally translates to small boy. Please, people.
Pablo Picasso. This is an artist name - lovefrombadlandsV 17 Comments
I think I would slap my parents if they gave me a boys name out of many beautiful names for a girl. If your not happy you didn't give birth to a boy accept what you got.
Ryan is my dad's name don't go chit chat around the place Ryan is a nice name whoever made this site look in the mirror see how ugly you are so you even know the meaning of ugly go back to school there are beautiful names on this list
Ryan is a boys name and any girl who's name is Ryan probably should get a name change. Your insane for thinking it's a beautiful name for a girl...
This is my brother's name! My name, Kaitlyn, and my sister's name, Faith were on here as well. Stop it rude mean bullying people! - Flowerfriend4407V 51 Comments
Okay, to the eleven year old, your argument is completely invalid. You destroy the idea of ever wanting to make fun of a name, then agree that some of the names are bad too. You are part of the army of eleven year old girls who put down wanting to think a name is stupid, but maybe you're just running around commenting on them all. Also, we feel bad for the people who possess these names, there's nothing wrong with them, just that the pair of humans who spawned are complete and utter morons.
I'm 10, not 11, and I think the 11 year old is smart and nice! Anyway, you're extremely rude. - Flowerfriend4407
Excuse moi? My nickname is Mac and I don't see a problem with it. Frankly, I'm eleven years old and half of the names on this list I see are people in my school names. It is rude and insulting to the communities and others when you heartlessly pick out names that you don't like personally. And some of them are bad, I have to admit, but some of them are beautiful Spanish, Latin, and African American names. I am more mature than the people who made this article, and again, I AM ELEVEN! It is so so sad for me to see what pathetic adults do for a living. Judge people by their names? Really? That's what free countries do. Great. Maybe the next time all you people who say the names are horrible, take a Longwood look in the mirror and ask yourself "WWJD? " And "How would I feel if that was my name."
Sounds ugly and for a fat person (sorry to offend you all who have this name). This is the worst real name for a girl I can think of. I also think you have a deep voice if you have this name (i'm so sorry! ).
I'm getting Foster's Home vibes ;-;
Bloo: Can I see your coco cards?
Bloo: MAAAC! come on! 1111111111111111111111!
Annabelle is my name I love it. Like the what the girl said on the name Mackenzie. Never judge a book by its cover. It does not matter what your name is because God loves yo no matter what.
Annabelle is a beautiful name, I have course you put here because of that awful and cheesy movie, BECAUSE Annabelle is a great name.
My name is Annabella, and I'm disgusted that someone put a variation of my name in an 'Ugly girl names' list. I'm super offended, and, by the looks of every other comment, so is a few others too! CHANGE THE LIST! GET ANNABELLE OFF THE LIST!
Love it so much!V 37 Comments
To people whose names are on this list:
Many of these names were put on here because they think that they are weird. some people think that's a bad thing but really its not. I'm sorry you found your name on this list. Most of these names are spinoffs of other beautiful names. Your parents probably names you this because they knew you would be beautiful yet original. Please stop taking offense, because it's not the name that counts.
I am writing a book called What's Behind Niagara Falls with my best friend Allison, and I plan on using some of these names as silly names in my book because what's the point of the originals, like mary, john, and bob? Nothing, that's what. This list includes very interesting names. This list goes to show that names don't matter, as long as you have an interesting personality.
Thank you for your time.
I personally think this is a very nice name! What's wrong with it!?!
I really hate the people on this website who put my name on here you put my whole family on this list I came first out of all and I have 18 people in my family
No offense to anybody who has this name, but it sounds like the mom wanted to call her Jennifer and the dad wanted Jessica, so this happened. Or maybe it's the name of a yuri ship between two characters named Jennifer and Jessica.V 11 Comments
This is one of the best songs ever! It's by "My Chemical Romance" and it's amazing! It's probably in my top 10 favorite songs, so I like this one because every time I hear it, I think of this. Check out the song!
This name should be higher up on the list
I love the name Helena, but the form Helene is better. - Lucretia
Helena is the bitchiest fattest girl at my school and every helena I've ever met has been bitchy and fat. Its also just an ugly name.
I agree peyton does not sound like a name, ashley, tony and mary do but not peyton. The only peyton I've ever heard of was peyton list from Disney channels Jesse. Granted I hate the name jesse or jessica.
Really? Personally, I think Peyton's a very pretty name. Not every girl's name has to be "girly." A good friend of mine's is named Payton, and she's one of the nicest girls you could ever meet.
Here's why that's the name of a leading character in One Tree Hill. - PinkflASHES
Peyton is very cute and bubbly! What are these people talking about?!?! - Flowerfriend4407V 62 Comments
It's pretty, but no. Just no. It's halfway between Malicious and align.
May-leen? Sounds dainty and sweet.
My name is Mallyn
I think it is worst... Did you know - In czech language is one word - Malina, what means raspberry :-)
And just look at these words: MaliNE/MaliNA...
Really? Faith is such a beautiful name!
Faith is my cousin's name! I love this name it's ABSOLUTELY gorgeous! I'm not happy to see it on the list =(
Faith is my best friend's name. I think it's pretty.
Faith is my cute little sister's name and it's adorable! Also my name, Kaitlyn, was on here. Stop it you haters! Show some respect for me. I'm only 10 by the way and my sister is 7. - Flowerfriend4407V 53 Comments
It sounds like someone is mean. sorry for those whose name is agatha
However named their child this must've been hit on their head.
That's Matilda's mean head teacher's name!
That's my great aunt who in 2 weeks will be 98, and I love that name
Not too many people, I can promise you that!
Who in this day and age would name a beautiful little baby, Ethel. Good grief.
Sounds old ladyish - AliciaMaeV 2 Comments
Ugly name I call my blobfish that
Really? A Blobfish name! Then Shalah is just an UGLY NAME I mean, I would call my blobfish that, too! - xXGraciePrincessXx
I would call an ugly horse that!
Shimmy (I don't know the words it's just nonsense) SHALALALA! - lovefrombadlands
Oh shalalah lalala, oh shalalalala! And I'm awakened, I'll name my kid Shalalalalalalalalalalalah!
No, I'll name her Ether...
This is not a horrible name! It's simply the best! My reason for this is that it is a nice simple name that is quite memorable and sounds nice
This is a beautiful quick, short name!
There are names such as Christina, Martina and Valentina but just "Tina" is a classic English name in its own right. It's petite, easy to spell and easily remembered. Surely it isn't that bad...? - Britgirl
Tina is my favorite Bob's Burgers character. I don't see anything wrong with that name.V 34 Comments
Um that's a car name what... um okay then
The word "Merced" in Spanish means "Mercy: or "Grace" and Mercedes comes from the tradition of naming girls after the Virgin Mary. "Nuestra Señora de las Mercedes" or "Our Lady of Mercies."
It is a very common name in the Spanish speaking world, and has NOTHING to do with the car. Naming your child after a car is tacky. But that's not what is happening here! - Nena89
Who names there child on something they want
Actually owner of marcedes named car brand after his daughter so it's not really after a carrV 26 Comments
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