Worst First Names For Girls

The Top Ten

1 Bob

It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19

Bob? Isn't that a boy name
Bob the builder can we fix it?
Bob the builder
No we can't! Woot woot

That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan

Yeah it's a boy name not a girl's! - andrewteel

221 Comments
2 Helga

Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?

The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.

It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!

Sounds a little to much like hell guy.

From Hey Arnold! - Luckys

142 Comments
3 Olga

Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something

Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.

This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!

Sounds like Ogrem - Luckys

126 Comments
4 Bertha

All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "

Sounds like a baby is coming out!

Bertha is a amazing name. If I had this name I would take pride in it and just maby show it off. But this is only my opinion so you could have another thought about this name but I really would love it if you agree with me. And I guess I should tell you my own name is Bertha so stop cyber-bulling because I am only 11 years old so this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, thanks a bunch!. But thank you so much for the 12 year old who stuck up for this name. And I agree with her you should all be ashamed of your selves. So remember Bertha is a wonderful name and don't forget it!.

That is like big Bertha but I like the name a lot

98 Comments
5 Schartzmugel

Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "

Ya calling yo kid a black muggle? Seriously? Just name her Marge or Kate and be done!

A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!

DO. YOU. HATE. YOUR. KID?

155 Comments
6 Boomquifa

Um, please don't play with me

No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.

This cracked me up

My dads name is boomquifa

157 Comments
7 Nevaeh

The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.

How the hell do you even pronounce this?!

I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.

It's a pretty name. - Luckys

152 Comments
8 Peggy

Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!

It's a good name for a pet such as a pig or horse. Not the best name for a person though.

Ugh, I think this is one of the worst girl names EVER. It has no grace or class to it. If I had been named Peggy, I would change it. It's ugly to say, and makes me think of some White trash chick who lives in an RV, smokes cigs and wears too much makeup, and has 4 kids from 4 different fathers. Sorry, it just does. HATE THIS NAME!

Angelica! Eliza! PEGGY!

132 Comments
9 Time

TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!

This name is unique but not the name I would go with...

Hey time, what's the time?

I still remember that musical children's rhyme my grandma taught me...tick tock tick tock sweet little time it's not something you can by with a penny or a dime. Time is precious, by naming your child time indicates that you think that she is precious, just like Time. I just wish I had more time to spend with my grandma before she passed away. I'll pay anything for just extra mere seconds. Time isn't something you can buy, your child isn't something you can buy either. It is a precious name...

82 Comments
10 Bobbi-Jean

It reminds me of the Michael Jackson song Billie jean.

I've heard of this name from a Junie B. Jones book. And it is Bobby-Jean Piper. At one point in the book Junie B. yells "BOBBY-JEAN PIPER WEARS A DIAPER! " - andrewteel

Bobbi jean come on really

I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!

60 Comments

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11 Anous

This name is nasty. Looks like Anus.

I just want to know the origin of this name now. Does anyone know how and where this name evolved because that seems like it'd be really interesting.

! WHY IN THE HECK WOULD YOU CALL YOUR CHILD ANOUS?!?!? It sounds more like Anus! Your child is a human not a part inside of your body!

I truly think that people should spend more time thinking about what society will say about these names. So what if Anous is the most beautiful name in your opinion? Your kid is gonna get bullied!

69 Comments
12 Mckenzie

Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name

Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.

It's my sister's name

Most of these are hillbilly names

186 Comments
13 Prudence

It sounds like someones ancient great aunt

Prudence!? Seriously? that's is child abuse if u name a girl PRUDENCE! They should be sent to jail. Prudence worst name ever

Prudence? Seriously! You might as well name her Potato and be done with it! That right there is child abuse, folks. Anyone who names a sweet baby, Prudence should go to jail.

Prudence sounds like plum and it sounds werid

87 Comments
14 Shaniqua

My uncle was diagnosed with Shaniqua years ago. When it flares up, I won't even go in his house without a pair of sanitary gloves.

This name is actually beautiful! A lot of these are. I think I am going to use this name in a book, that's how much I like it! AND GUESS WHAT? There are people in this world named Shaniqua! And how do you think Shaniqua feels when she sees her name on the ugly name list, next to a bunch of nasty comments? Huh? I am 11 years old and all you people out there with your cruel comments should think twice before you push submit.

What the hell! Which poor child wants to be called Shaniqua at any time in their life! Isn't this an offensive name for a black person? (not being racist here, I just don't have another word to substitute)

Honestly, no offense to you "wise" 11 year old girls, but please keep your comments to yourself. I know you can express your opinion if you want, but other people can too. - Kayci

First of all I'm 10 not 11! And I think this is a lovely name. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all! - Flowerfriend4407

45 Comments
15 Alexis

This is the best name ever remove it from the list now.

This is a beautiful name! Way better than most names on this list!

It's a pornstar name

This is my friend's name, it's a wonderful name! - Luckys

77 Comments
16 Yuu

soulja boy - nuttgiver96

All I can hear is "NOW WATCH ME YOU"

Yuu is a Japanese name, I think it's cute.

This is a unique name. So what if it is a little strange, you should not even have a bad name list because there are people in this world with this name and how do you think they feel?

This is a Japanese name. It has a lot of meanings such as "friend", "tenderness", or "courage".

18 Comments
17 Teeka

Sounds like a curry!

Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid

Honestly my opinion on any name is that people shouldn't judge others by their names because their parents must of took a long time to decide what to name their child even if it does sound strange. Imagine if you had a name like this and everyday you got bullied and you can't change it because you can't change your name so you might as well decide to live with it.

Most of these names that honestly just don't sound very good (not to be rude) I have never heard on a person before. I never heard of a person named Teeka. So if I haven't met or heard of anyone using these names really, that makes total sense because SOME people in the world actually know the difference between right and wrong and make such rightful deed to all humanity by not naming their child an ugly name!

50 Comments
18 Yazmine

For goodness sakes just call her jazmine

This is not a bad name! I have a friend named Yasmin!

To: The person that is annoyed with the eleven year old. I honestly think that YOU should get a life, not the eleven year old. And the eleven year old is not being pathetic. Plus, you said that it's fine that people say what they think, right? Well the eleven year old is just saying what she/he thinks. He/she just thinks it's wrong what people are saying about these names and I agree. If people have some mean things to say then they should keep them to themselves. From: The nine year old that commented on the name Bertha.

I love this name! If I have a daughter I'm naming her yazmine! Its sounds so sweet!

93 Comments
19 Varaminta

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I like it because it kind of sounds tropical. It can also be shortened to Minty

I like Minty, it's my cat's name. So if my cat is Minty, how do you think the child will be taunted about it? - Swiftdawn

Sounds like something you'd name a MY LITTLE PONY CHARACTER! Not your bundle of joy! - AngelaB

Kinda sounds like verify my mints

22 Comments
20 Aayan

I love this name it is wonderful

No Aayan is a nice name! I have friends named Aayan. Don't judge a book by its cover!

21 Moon Unit

ohh boy - nuttgiver96

I will pray for every soul named Moon Unit

Who is this? Neil Armstrong's daughter?!

I really don't see the problem with this name. I named my daughter this and she seems to be very popular.

51 Comments
22 La-a

Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!

It's pronounced La-dash-uh. Ladasha sometimes gets registered wrong in documents, because the computer thinks you want a 'dash' there.

Looks like someone watched Tre melvins video '9 month hoe'

If I had that name I wouldn't be worrying about being bullied, I would be worrying about how my parents decided to give me that name, I mean did my parents do singing practise or were they drunk when my Mum gave birth to me?

76 Comments
23 Adair

I love this name! - AliciaMae

That was my MALE teachers last name

What is this name? I really think that this is not socially acceptable. You should not name a child after a product or some non-American name if they are American! It doesn't make sense!

Seriously? It's the cheesy HG fans name for their poor daughters after Finnick Odair in the 3rd book dies! Way to go, darlin'!

15 Comments
24 Grogda

she sleepy - nuttgiver96

, this is just wrong. Who would name their kid that! It sounds like your child is an old witchy troll or something.

It sounds like groggy - my_account107

Somebody's parents must of just let their cat stand on their keyboard to decide a name...

30 Comments
25 Peyton

The only Peyton's I know are Peyton from Jessie and the wrestler Peyton Royce.

I agree peyton does not sound like a name, ashley, tony and mary do but not peyton. The only peyton I've ever heard of was peyton list from Disney channels Jesse. Granted I hate the name jesse or jessica.

Hay I love the name Peyton and a am a girl and my name is Peyton but I now that every one has there own opinion

Really? Personally, I think Peyton's a very pretty name. Not every girl's name has to be "girly." A good friend of mine's is named Payton, and she's one of the nicest girls you could ever meet.

66 Comments
26 Sue

My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue

MY COUSIN'S NAME IS SUE

Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.

It's an okay name. It's common, but cute. - Flowerfriend4407

130 Comments
27 Danica

What’s wrong with it - blackflower

DaniKa is adorable! I don't like Danica as much. But it's not the worst - sausagea and fanny are much worse.

This name makes me cringe

That is my daughters name she was named after her two aunt that pastvaway as children Dawn and Monica da from dawn and ica from monica

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28 Baeritto

Hungry a bit - nuttgiver96

This is like if you were danish and named your kid poop (bae) but then you really wanted a burrito so you came up with this name!

That sounds like Burrito. - Catacorn

You wonder what thoughts run through people's heads...

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29 Ana'Marci'Nea

What the hell were the parents thinking? "Hey Bill, lets name her... *falls over, makes weird noises*" "Ok then sweetie."

I can just imagine this. I laughed so hard. This comment made my day

What on earth its terrible

What the heck is this

This name is the best name ever

8 Comments
30 Shania

I have an Aunt called Shazia and it's pretty similar. Seriously? Why is there only two posts? As far as I know Shania is a beautiful girl name and deserves a bit more of admiration or awe. I think that many people only dislike this name because its uncommon and not used very often, but gorgeous all the same.

Everyone girls, Remember Shania Twain, women around the world where Beyonce walked in? - ArigatoKawaii

I think this name is pretty! It's unique!

Heat this name

3 Comments
31 Abby

My classmate who has hearing aids name is Abby!

OKAY

I think it cool

The name's basic. But I like Abby Lee Miller, so I'll make a exception. - Luckys

9 Comments
32 Surtiyem

Sounds like a chronic disease - nuttgiver96

Leave that name in the 15th century right next to wiping your butt with your hand.

I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?

Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.

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33 Jennica

To people whose names are on this list:
Many of these names were put on here because they think that they are weird. some people think that's a bad thing but really its not. I'm sorry you found your name on this list. Most of these names are spinoffs of other beautiful names. Your parents probably names you this because they knew you would be beautiful yet original. Please stop taking offense, because it's not the name that counts.
I am writing a book called What's Behind Niagara Falls with my best friend Allison, and I plan on using some of these names as silly names in my book because what's the point of the originals, like mary, john, and bob? Nothing, that's what. This list includes very interesting names. This list goes to show that names don't matter, as long as you have an interesting personality.
Thank you for your time.

This was one of my old friends names. I think it was spelled different though, but I like the name..

I personally think this is a very nice name! What's wrong with it!?!

I really hate the people on this website who put my name on here you put my whole family on this list I came first out of all and I have 18 people in my family

12 Comments
34 Helena

I actually like it - blackflower

Lena is my name!

That's my cousins name...but shes annoying so okie

No. - Userguy44

5 Comments
35 Bathsheba

Bathsheba is a good name but Bathsheba in The Bible was a harlot so she technically wasn't a good person, but the person she was has nothing to do with name.

Don't give your toshiba laptop a bath... or this happens

If you buy a Shiba Inu and give it a bath and you are obsessed with doing that, then this is the perfect name!

She must be clean!

3 Comments
36 Amanda

Perfect name for a cutie pie! ;P

Amanda is a pretty name. I wish I had a girlfriend called Amanda. - Userguy44

This isn't bad - my_account107

Amanda is BEAUTIFUL! It's the name of my teacher, so shut up!

19 Comments
37 Morag

Greek monster: watch out for that darn morag - nuttgiver96

What kind of name is that? Ugly -

I'm so terribly sorry for anyone named Morag. You would have to live your whole life with the knowledge that your name is MORAG. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

Sounds like a name for a cow

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38 Heather

Someone already mentioned that Heather is the name of the definitive "mean girl" from the Total Drama series. I don't think that's a problem. The problem is that Heather seems to be a name that is used for a LOT of fictional mean girls and queen bees. Like the young adult "Sammy Keyes" series has a girl called Heather who is actually the protagonist's middle-school arch nemesis. She redeems herself by the end of the series, but up until book 16, all her friends thought she was pure evil - plus her brother was dating Sammy, which didn't help her any less - turned out she picked on Sammy because she was jealous of her relaxed confident attitude.
There's other fictional mean girls named Heather that I can't call to mind right now. It's annoying, because I actually think it's a beautiful name. Coming back to the Total Drama Heather, no one should be ashamed of being compared to her, as being mean is actually NOT her defining characteristic any more. She is more defined as one of the ...more

This is actually my favorite name for a girl... I love it, it's a pretty name.

COMMENT TO ALL NAMES ON THE LIST AND PEOPLE POSTING THEM. I don't think they are bad names. Its just what YOU think and imagine the feelings the people with those names... - Roxann

Why should this name be on this list its pretty and this list is mean and cruell

Heather is a beautiful name. I have a musical theatre teacher named Heather and she is one of the nicest prettiest people I have ever meant

65 Comments
39 Ethel

Worst one that is a real name. At least you can shorten Gertrude to Trudy.

It's old fashioned, but it sounds Christmassy and I love Christmas. - Flowerfriend4407

That's my great aunt who in 2 weeks will be 98, and I love that name

Who in this day and age would name a beautiful little baby, Ethel. Good grief.

5 Comments
40 Tina

This is not a horrible name! It's simply the best! My reason for this is that it is a nice simple name that is quite memorable and sounds nice

I met someone with that name once and they were horrible

This is a beautiful quick, short name!

There are names such as Christina, Martina and Valentina but just "Tina" is a classic English name in its own right. It's petite, easy to spell and easily remembered. Surely it isn't that bad...? - Britgirl

38 Comments
41 Lois

LOIS GRIFFIN!

I would never name my kid after the mom on family guy!

Name that was once really popular a century ago, but probably will forever be tarnished by damsel-in-distress Lois Lane and Family Guy mom Lois Griffin

Hey this is my mom's name. I think it's a good name and it's rare!

20 Comments
42 Ashely

I love this name

I have a worst anime that is named Ashley

This is the worst name ever

No don't you bloody hell #harry potter (of the point) call my

7 Comments
43 Faith

In my opinion it's a beaoutiful name that what I called my two twin daughthes one was called faith the other was trinity

Really? Faith is such a beautiful name!

I love this name

This is both my middle name and a name that I would want to name my baby girl because it is a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing name and this name should be taken off the list IMMEDIATELY or I will be super angry.

60 Comments
44 Alison

That's me name its ugly as fack

Bvcfghdgvbggjhgsgkfdsgfhsd I know a girl named Alison and...-SHE IS THE WORST!

The name above all names.JK this is a horrid name! JK I love this name

45 Gertrude

Want to get made fun of change your name to Gertrude

Check the gertrude gage its right next to the altidude - nuttgiver96

Sounds like a grandma kind of name. - Luckys

"Oh someone in my family is named Gertrude" "Oh really? She must be a nice old lady" "She's 7" "What? "

51 Comments
46 Mac

11 year old, you a big mac - nuttgiver96

My laptop is a mac

To the 11 year old: ugly name

Okay, to the eleven year old, your argument is completely invalid. You destroy the idea of ever wanting to make fun of a name, then agree that some of the names are bad too. You are part of the army of eleven year old girls who put down wanting to think a name is stupid, but maybe you're just running around commenting on them all. Also, we feel bad for the people who possess these names, there's nothing wrong with them, just that the pair of humans who spawned are complete and utter morons.

I'm 10, not 11, and I think the 11 year old is smart and nice! Anyway, you're extremely rude. - Flowerfriend4407

19 Comments
47 Georgina

Not a bad name at all. - Userguy44

That's a really pretty name it's the name of Mr Darcy's little sister and it's David Tennant's wife's name

I think Georgina is a good name

It's a mainly kind of name personally George Georgina Sounds like what a guys friends will tease there other friends

11 Comments
48 Ally

Ally is a brilliant name that should not be on here. I may not know an Ally but the name is extraordinary! I mean, I have no favorite name or least favorite name because every name are all beautiful in their own ways. If you wanna disagree, then disagree. I don't care about your opinions because mine will never change.

My name made the list twice... my name is Allison but my nickname is Allie... at least its 44 and 48 right...

Um excuse me, but this is my name! And I know at least 4 others Allys. So um vote it off the list. Please thanks.

That's my nickname! For Alexandra- I love it

7 Comments
49 Jess

My name is Jessica. I go by Jess, because its my gradfathers name. He raised mefor 9 years before he died. I am honored togoby jess.

My name is also Jess and it rocks and I'm the best of the best

This name is good.

How dare you that is my puppy's name

22 Comments
50 Kat

Prostitute nickname? - nuttgiver96

Not a bad name. - Userguy44

Kat is brilliant! It is one of the most cute names out there and please do not make fun of it like saying it is an animal because the animal is just as awesome as the name.

Kat is a nice name but sometimes it reminds me of Kit Kat

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