Top Ten Worst Harry Potter Ships
The Top Ten
Ugliest ship ever. Awful that so many abuse apologists on tumblr ship this. People let fan fiction cloud their judgement and make them become desensitized to the fact that Draco has actually called her slurs and wanted her dead. This is coming from someone who loves Draco's character, but I appreciate him for what he was meant to be (a morally grey character) and not some caricature created by fans (see the Draco in Leather Pants trope). Canon Dramione can NEVER work. No one should ever date someone who gives them PTSD. His family literally traumatized her and even though it wasn't Draco's fault that Bellatrix tortured her, it's still messed up because it's bigoted views like Draco's that caused Voldemort's rise in the first place. People who seriously ship them are sick in the head and need to learn to separate fiction from reality
I know! I thought I was alone on this one.
Emma watson called the character of Malloy handsome and so? The characters have nothing in common, and don't stand by the same morals. - Chatsa2
I accidentally voted for this. This is the BEST ship. The reason why Draco insulted Hermione is because he LIKED her, according to J.K. Rowling. Furthermore, it would have been interesting to Harry's enemy go to the nice side and join Hermione. DRAMIONE for the win! - marshmallow123V 10 Comments
Who ships teachers and kids? NO ONE - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds
Come on, this has to be worse than dramione. I hate both, but snape has added nastiness factor of being a lot older than her. Plus they barely interacted or said anything to/about each other.
Hermione hates Snape. Period.
This ship is just disgusting. Have you ever attempted (key word attempted) to read the fanfiction. Gross. - LesbianBookwormV 10 Comments
Even the author herself states Harry and Hermione should have been together...
Ginny is a Mary Sue. Harry deserves better
Hinny just does NOT work at all. If you're disrespecting your best friend's wishes and going after his sister that is just not justifiable. And Linny is a way better ship than this. - LesbianBookworm
THE WORSTV 12 Comments
I like Harry and Draco is an interesting character on his own, but this ship is creepy to me.
I thought only Dumbledore was gay lol - Ravenclaw12
To me, this is the worst. The ones on here I like are Romione and Hinny. Why? BEcause those were the real cannon ships/couples. I just want to leave it how it was
I ship it. yolo. haters can chokeV 8 Comments
I'm going to vomit - FavoriteFightingFrenchman
No. Just, no. - marshmallow123
Shipping this is promoting Snape to transform into petyr baelish
I’m dying this ship is awful
Ok, Voldemort repeatedly tried to murder Harry, and he murdered Harry's parents. Then, he hired people to take care of Harry for him. But, ya should have known, Voldemort, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Basic.
Wait this exists?
um... - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds
EWW! The age difference! The fact that Voldemort CAN'T FEEL LOVE, as SPECIFICALLY STATED by JK ROWLING, the queen of Harry Potter!V 6 Comments
Not as bad as Snarry, but still pretty gross.
What is this!?
Who likes ordinary? Not me!
My best friend likes this. What more is there to say about it? (She's a Ravenclaw, anyway, so what does she know about good ships? )
WHAT THE EFF? Who ships a house elf and a teacher?
What the actual... - HufflepuffGeekGirl
Dobby and umbridge
KILL IT WITH FIRE!V 3 Comments
No way I ship it - HufflepuffGeekGirl
Best ship ever
BEST SHIP, PERIOD. - HufflepuffGeekGirl
Draco and luna
It was never gonna happen anyway, Dumbledore is way too old for Hermione, and Dumbledore was confirmed to be gay - Iamcool
Dumbledore is long gone and he was gay anyways. - NotYoursTruly
NO this is a cute one! - benjigoo
Ship it - Chatsa2V 1 Comment
What ship is this?
Dobby and Sorting Har
SNAPE AND LILY! YES! - marshmallow123
That would be an unhalthy relationship. He litterally caled her a mudblood and joined the deatheaters. that's like if you were jewish and someone called you a racist slur and then joinetd the nazist. I's gross and weird and I hate it.
What's Scorlilly, Dumblery and McGonary - FavoriteFightingFrenchman
Pretty cute, just boring.
Snape x dobby
Hell yeah - HufflepuffGeekGirl
Castle and squid (don't judge I saw in a fanfiction)
Honestly the best on here. The other are WAY WROSE
NEVILLE AND LUNA! - marshmallow123
FILCH and HAGRID? Like, WHY do people ship this I swear it's the worst ship in the history of bad ships. Even worse than "Voldarry" I know. Painful isn't it. JUST WHYYY!
Yes girl we love it
I'm sorry what
I used to ship it but it's just plain weird now
This and Harrymort it’s all over tumblr I feel like adding Harrymort to this list as well. Tomarry is is Tom Riddle and Harry both went to school at the same time and Harrymort is Harry and the older Voldemort when I first saw this ship I lost my shiz.
Dumbledore x Snape. Aka Snape is to young for dumbledore
Is this supposed to be Dumbledore and Voldy? - marshmallow123
Its dumbledore and teddy. of course its bad
I have no idea what this is. It's a crackship. 90% of the things on here are crackships. I think Draco/Hermione is somewhat legit, but most of these appear to be made in the same manner as the ships on Jambu's comments in the Wiki are (WoF dragon. Page is the origin of the Crackship Game). Like who the frick ships Dumbledore with anyone, Snape with anyone (except possibly Lily), teachers with students, Harry with every noob in the series, house-elves or other nonhumans, or in general half of the ships here. Like what even is "Ludding". Lupin and Pudding? Who's Pudding?
I ship it. I saw it in a fan fiction where voldy is with snape. As Harry's parents.
Why would you even... - benjigoo
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