Top Ten Worst Harry Potter Ships

The Top Ten

1 Snermione

Come on, this has to be worse than dramione. I hate both, but snape has added nastiness factor of being a lot older than her. Plus they barely interacted or said anything to/about each other.

Who ships teachers and kids? NO ONE - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

I voted for this because this ship is real. It's not made-up, people actually ship it. I'm disgusted.

DRAMIONE 4 LIFE

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2 Harmony

Yes the hippogriff is a symbol of love, but guess what Sirius was also on it. Its also the most predictable ships the main male and main female how many times? So what about a background character (Ginny) and then the main characters sidekicks (Ron/Hermione) get together. Completely different to the predictable Harry/Hermione. Ron and Hermione do not fight all the time you deluded fool or they would stay away from each other. Harry and Hermione had a chance to date in the fourth book when Ron fell out with Harry but nope they didn't. Oh she kissed him on the cheek, because it was for a take care.

I kinda ship this in the movies I mean, it made a lot of sense and Dan and Emma had some chemistry together. But in the books? God no... - idontreallycare

The biggest evidence for Harmony was my old school tin pencil case which had Harry and Hermione on the front of it lol.

In the movies- absolutely!
In the books- hllo no!

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3 Dramione

Ugliest ship ever. Awful that so many abuse apologists on tumblr ship this. People let fan fiction cloud their judgement and make them become desensitized to the fact that Draco has actually called her slurs and wanted her dead. This is coming from someone who loves Draco's character, but I appreciate him for what he was meant to be (a morally grey character) and not some caricature created by fans (see the Draco in Leather Pants trope). Canon Dramione can NEVER work. No one should ever date someone who gives them PTSD. His family literally traumatized her and even though it wasn't Draco's fault that Bellatrix tortured her, it's still messed up because it's bigoted views like Draco's that caused Voldemort's rise in the first place. People who seriously ship them are sick in the head and need to learn to separate fiction from reality

I know! I thought I was alone on this one.

Emma watson called the character of Malloy handsome and so? The characters have nothing in common, and don't stand by the same morals. - Chatsa2

I don't think it would have worked out Malfoy called her a filthy mudblood just because she was muggleborn he bullied her Harry Ron Neville and a bunch of other kids too Hermione punched him in the face because he mocked Hagrid Malfoy didn't seem to show concern for the muggleborns who got petrified by the basalik and liked the idea of Hermione getting killed by the basalik he was mean to her and they never would have worked out

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4 Dumblemione

It was never gonna happen anyway, Dumbledore is way too old for Hermione, and Dumbledore was confirmed to be gay - Iamcool

Dumbledore is long gone and he was gay anyways. - NotYoursTruly

NO this is a cute one! - benjigoo

Ummm, people say that Twihards are weird because their mane romance is between a 109 year old and a 17 year old, but WHAT IS THIS! WHY WOULD YOU SHIP HERMIONE WITH A PERSON WHO IS A CENTURY OLDER THAN HER! WHY DOES THIS EXIST?! DIE IN THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS, DUMBLEMIONE!

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5 Sninny

Not as bad as Snarry, but still pretty gross.

What is this!?

what!

6 Mcgonary

What does this even exist?! by the way the ship is McGonagall and Harry.

7 Bluna

Pretty cute, just boring.

Sirius Black and Luna?

Who?

I looked this up and apparently, it's Blaise Zabini and Luna... huh... - idontreallycare

8 Filchrid

FILCH and HAGRID? Like, WHY do people ship this I swear it's the worst ship in the history of bad ships. Even worse than "Voldarry" I know. Painful isn't it. JUST WHYYY!

9 Duna

Draco and luna

This sucks. Duna = Draco and LUNA?! who did this.

10 Hinny

Read the damn books, do not go by the movies. Ginny was a background character, she was not a fangirl, she was just as excited as everyone else was in the first book with Harry. At the feast in the first book at the sorting all the Gryffindors said "We've got Potter! " When Harry was sorted then when Harry started school everyone still wanted to see him in the first book.
Ginny was just a girl who had a crush on her brothers best friend but she didn't know if he would ever like her, and she thought he wouldn't when she found out he asked out Cho to the Yule Ball, so she couldn't wait on and on so she found a boyfriend. Harry started to like Ginny when he was no longer dating Cho which was puppy love.

I love this ship. Whoever thought this was bad has clearly never read the books because Ginny was an amazing character and not the annoying Mary sue she was in the movies.

Even the author herself states Harry and Hermione should have been together...

I genuinely believe that Harry and Hermione should've been together. Ginny is like a annoying fangirl, that stalks her love interest instead of being likable. This type of character can be done right if there's a backstory for it AKA Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold, but for Ginny there isn't one at all. Not to mention them dating, comes off as really forced. - CaptainMowzker

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The Contenders

11 Drarry

I like Harry and Draco is an interesting character on his own, but this ship is creepy to me.

I thought only Dumbledore was gay lol - Ravenclaw12

To me, this is the worst. The ones on here I like are Romione and Hinny. Why? BEcause those were the real cannon ships/couples. I just want to leave it how it was

Worst ship I've ever seen

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12 Snarry

Ummm... what is this. This is just wrong - HarryPotter1Fan

No. Just, no. - marshmallow123

Shipping this is promoting Snape to transform into petyr baelish

Ummm... what is THIS?! - HarryPotter1Fan

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13 Voldarry

Ok, Voldemort repeatedly tried to murder Harry, and he murdered Harry's parents. Then, he hired people to take care of Harry for him. But, ya should have known, Voldemort, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Basic.

Wait this exists?

What is THIS?! He tried to murder him! - HarryPotter1Fan

HORRID

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14 Dobridge

What the actual... - HufflepuffGeekGirl

WHAT THE EFF? Who ships a house elf and a teacher?

Dobby and umbridge

Well... even Voldemort doesn’t deserve Umbridge.

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15 Romione

Who likes ordinary? Not me!

I think this is isn't as bad as Hinny but still up there. - CaptainMowzker

Why is this on here?! I love this ship!

Shipped! - HarryPotter1Fan

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16 Drapple

Best ship ever

How is this even a ship? I mean, It is literally Draco Malfoy and an APPLE. AN APPLE!?! Seriously, there is something wrong with a society that thinks a politically incorrect ship like Dramione is worse than a ship between a HUMAN and an APPLE. Honestly, a fictional character in a movie can't even eat without being shipped with FOOD. Ever heard of Chickron? That's Ron and a chicken leg. A CHICKEN LEG!

NO! Drapple is the best ship! All you haters just don't understand! - idontreallycare

BEST SHIP EVER

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17 Jily

Not a fan. Boring.

Dobby and Sorting Har

Snily is so much better

18 Snily

Yas I hate anyone that says this is terrible

gross

SNAPE AND LILY! YES! - marshmallow123

That would be an unhalthy relationship. He litterally caled her a mudblood and joined the deatheaters. that's like if you were jewish and someone called you a racist slur and then joinetd the nazist. I's gross and weird and I hate it.

19 Dumblery

It's Dumbledore and Harry anyone who's asking

What ship is this?

20 Ludding

I just realized what this was! Luna x Pudding is a great ship, almost as great as Drapple - idontreallycare

Hell yeah - HufflepuffGeekGirl

21 Snobby

What

Snape x dobby

22 Scorilily
23 Demembridge

I feel bad for the dementor!

Dementor and Umbridge. Can’t wait for their first kiss!

24 Castid

Castle and squid (don't judge I saw in a fanfiction)

Honestly the best on here. The other are WAY WROSE

25 Hobby

Why would you even... - benjigoo

26 Druna
27 Drinny

Why would anyone ship it

I like it because... ginny was an independent and strong girl...in the sixth book...all of a sudden Harry started liking her...and before that...when Ginny had a crush on him, he treated her like his sister...i just don’t like the whole idea of hinny...and ginny dating harry when he finds it convenient...ginny is a rebel and it would be much more fun if she dates draco...FIRE AND ICE...plus the fight between their families would make it much more interesting

28 Tomarry

Ugh, I have an... acquaintance who's obsessed with Tomarry... he won't stop fangirling over it sometimes I just want to pour a cold bucket of common sense over him - idontreallycare

This and Harrymort it’s all over tumblr I feel like adding Harrymort to this list as well. Tomarry is is Tom Riddle and Harry both went to school at the same time and Harrymort is Harry and the older Voldemort when I first saw this ship I lost my shiz.

29 Poofy

I have no idea what this is. It's a crackship. 90% of the things on here are crackships. I think Draco/Hermione is somewhat legit, but most of these appear to be made in the same manner as the ships on Jambu's comments in the Wiki are (WoF dragon. Page is the origin of the Crackship Game). Like who the frick ships Dumbledore with anyone, Snape with anyone (except possibly Lily), teachers with students, Harry with every noob in the series, house-elves or other nonhumans, or in general half of the ships here. Like what even is "Ludding". Lupin and Pudding? Who's Pudding?

30 Hawkes

Wait a minute what?

31 Squobby

I'm sorry what - HufflepuffGeekGirl

32 Quirrelmort

Basically Quirrel and ol Voldy

33 Harwig

Harry x hedwig

I LOVE THIS SHIP! I don’t ship it but harry and hedwig were just essential love!

34 Siremus
35 Dobgini

I'm sorry what

Yes girl we love it

This just makes no sense.

36 Skeetumbridge

The bad thing is that I could actually see this working... - idontreallycare

Gag...

37 Chinny

Charlie X Ginny
Just NO

38 Grindlemione

Grindelwald and Hermione. Yes, you read that right. (It could work, with time travel. A LOT of time travel.)

39 Dokes

Dobby x Fawkes, another weird crackship.

40 Charry

I used to ship it but it's just plain weird now

41 RoLuna
42 Gineville
43 Nuna

NEVILLE AND LUNA! - marshmallow123

Aww, no! This ship is cute! - idontreallycare

44 Harrymort
45 Dumape

Dumbledore x Snape. Aka Snape is to young for dumbledore

You know it's bad when the ship name sounds like "dumb ape" - idontreallycare

46 Dumbledy

Is this supposed to be Dumbledore and Voldy? - marshmallow123

Its dumbledore and teddy. of course its bad

47 Snom

I ship it. I saw it in a fan fiction where voldy is with snape. As Harry's parents.

48 Harron

Harry and Ron. Ha ha.

49 Tomione

Tom riddle x hermione granger, if anyone's wondering

50 Nevirmione

They always supported each other an comments on, neville has always fallen in love for Hermione, but. Hermione ended him to the friend zone, but, we ship them! NEVIRMIONE FOREVEAAHHSHNCF AEFJKAEF KADFHAKBFKADFN KFABD P&A
BY A AND P

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