Top Ten Worst Harry Potter Ships

The Top Ten

1 Dramione

Ugliest ship ever. Awful that so many abuse apologists on tumblr ship this. People let fan fiction cloud their judgement and make them become desensitized to the fact that Draco has actually called her slurs and wanted her dead. This is coming from someone who loves Draco's character, but I appreciate him for what he was meant to be (a morally grey character) and not some caricature created by fans (see the Draco in Leather Pants trope). Canon Dramione can NEVER work. No one should ever date someone who gives them PTSD. His family literally traumatized her and even though it wasn't Draco's fault that Bellatrix tortured her, it's still messed up because it's bigoted views like Draco's that caused Voldemort's rise in the first place. People who seriously ship them are sick in the head and need to learn to separate fiction from reality

I know! I thought I was alone on this one.

Emma watson called the character of Malloy handsome and so? The characters have nothing in common, and don't stand by the same morals. - Chatsa2

She and he no.

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2 Snermione

Who ships teachers and kids? NO ONE - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

Come on, this has to be worse than dramione. I hate both, but snape has added nastiness factor of being a lot older than her. Plus they barely interacted or said anything to/about each other.

I love both as characters but as a couple gross. Snape isn't made for romance (even if I ship Snily) and is not a pedophile. Also Hermione at best tolerates Snape not loves him.

NO. JUST damn NO. - NotYoursTruly

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3 Hinny

Even the author herself states Harry and Hermione should have been together...

Ginny is a Mary Sue. Harry deserves better

JKR's worst canon ship. I had problems with the way Romione and Remadora were written, but I could at least see the potential in them. I think part of the reason this ship sucks so much is because JKR is awful at writing romance, but they had absolutely zero buildup. One moment Ginny is just Ron's little sister and the next Harry is obsessed with her. I thought it was creepy because Harry was treated like one of the Weasley kids and was sort of like a brother to Ginny. I'll never not see Hinny as incestuous.

I ship it

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4 Drarry

i ship it - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

I SHIP IT!

I Ship it!

I ship it otp

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5 Snarry

I'm going to vomit - FavoriteFightingFrenchman

6 Sninny

Not as bad as Snarry, but still pretty gross.

What is this!?

what!

7 Voldarry

Ok, Voldemort repeatedly tried to murder Harry, and he murdered Harry's parents. Then, he hired people to take care of Harry for him. But, ya should have known, Voldemort, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Basic.

um... - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

But why

When I first started reading HP Fan Fiction, I will admit this ship kinda freaked me out, and I don't know how it it happened, but it is now my go to ship. Even better than Drarry!
I like it because of the situation similarities between Harry and Tom, and if you just ignore some minor (MAJOR) faults of Tom's, it is really good...
Yeah... no one can even justify this ship...

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8 Dumblery

What ship is this?

9 Romione
10 Scorilily V 1 Comment

The Newcomers

? Dumape

Dumbledore x Snape. Aka Snape is to young for dumbledore

The Contenders

11 Mcgonary
12 Bluna

Pretty cute, just boring.

13 Dumblemione

It was never gonna happen anyway, Dumbledore is way too old for Hermione, and Dumbledore was confirmed to be gay - Iamcool

Dumbledore is long gone and he was gay anyways. - NotYoursTruly

um WHAT - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

Ship it - Chatsa2

14 Jily

Dobby and Sorting Har

15 Ludding
16 Dobridge

Dobby and umbridge

what - NotYoursTruly

Ship it

17 Harmony
18 Snily
19 Druna
20 Charry

I used to ship it but it's just plain weird now

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