Top Ten Worst Harry Potter Ships

The Top Ten

1 Dramione

Ugliest ship ever. Awful that so many abuse apologists on tumblr ship this. People let fan fiction cloud their judgement and make them become desensitized to the fact that Draco has actually called her slurs and wanted her dead. This is coming from someone who loves Draco's character, but I appreciate him for what he was meant to be (a morally grey character) and not some caricature created by fans (see the Draco in Leather Pants trope). Canon Dramione can NEVER work. No one should ever date someone who gives them PTSD. His family literally traumatized her and even though it wasn't Draco's fault that Bellatrix tortured her, it's still messed up because it's bigoted views like Draco's that caused Voldemort's rise in the first place. People who seriously ship them are sick in the head and need to learn to separate fiction from reality

I know! I thought I was alone on this one.

Emma watson called the character of Malloy handsome and so? The characters have nothing in common, and don't stand by the same morals. - Chatsa2

I accidentally voted for this. This is the BEST ship. The reason why Draco insulted Hermione is because he LIKED her, according to J.K. Rowling. Furthermore, it would have been interesting to Harry's enemy go to the nice side and join Hermione. DRAMIONE for the win! - marshmallow123

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2 Snermione

Who ships teachers and kids? NO ONE - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

Come on, this has to be worse than dramione. I hate both, but snape has added nastiness factor of being a lot older than her. Plus they barely interacted or said anything to/about each other.

Hermione hates Snape. Period.

This ship is just disgusting. Have you ever attempted (key word attempted) to read the fanfiction. Gross. - LesbianBookworm

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3 Hinny

Even the author herself states Harry and Hermione should have been together...

Ginny is a Mary Sue. Harry deserves better

Hinny just does NOT work at all. If you're disrespecting your best friend's wishes and going after his sister that is just not justifiable. And Linny is a way better ship than this. - LesbianBookworm


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4 Drarry

I like Harry and Draco is an interesting character on his own, but this ship is creepy to me.

I thought only Dumbledore was gay lol - Ravenclaw12

To me, this is the worst. The ones on here I like are Romione and Hinny. Why? BEcause those were the real cannon ships/couples. I just want to leave it how it was

I ship it. yolo. haters can choke

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5 Snarry

I'm going to vomit - FavoriteFightingFrenchman

No. Just, no. - marshmallow123

Shipping this is promoting Snape to transform into petyr baelish

I’m dying this ship is awful

6 Voldarry

Ok, Voldemort repeatedly tried to murder Harry, and he murdered Harry's parents. Then, he hired people to take care of Harry for him. But, ya should have known, Voldemort, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Basic.

Wait this exists?

um... - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

EWW! The age difference! The fact that Voldemort CAN'T FEEL LOVE, as SPECIFICALLY STATED by JK ROWLING, the queen of Harry Potter!

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7 Sninny

Not as bad as Snarry, but still pretty gross.

What is this!?


8 Romione

Who likes ordinary? Not me!

My best friend likes this. What more is there to say about it? (She's a Ravenclaw, anyway, so what does she know about good ships? )

9 Dobridge

WHAT THE EFF? Who ships a house elf and a teacher?

What the actual... - HufflepuffGeekGirl

Dobby and umbridge


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10 Drapple

No way I ship it - HufflepuffGeekGirl

Best ship ever

BEST SHIP, PERIOD. - HufflepuffGeekGirl

The Newcomers

? Duna

Draco and luna

The Contenders

11 Dumblemione

It was never gonna happen anyway, Dumbledore is way too old for Hermione, and Dumbledore was confirmed to be gay - Iamcool

Dumbledore is long gone and he was gay anyways. - NotYoursTruly

NO this is a cute one! - benjigoo

Ship it - Chatsa2

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12 Harmony

No thanks

13 Dumblery

What ship is this?

14 Mcgonary
15 Jily

Dobby and Sorting Har

16 Snily

SNAPE AND LILY! YES! - marshmallow123


That would be an unhalthy relationship. He litterally caled her a mudblood and joined the deatheaters. that's like if you were jewish and someone called you a racist slur and then joinetd the nazist. I's gross and weird and I hate it.

17 Scorilily

What's Scorlilly, Dumblery and McGonary - FavoriteFightingFrenchman

18 Bluna

Pretty cute, just boring.

19 Snobby

Snape x dobby


20 Ludding

Hell yeah - HufflepuffGeekGirl

21 Druna
22 Castid

Castle and squid (don't judge I saw in a fanfiction)

Honestly the best on here. The other are WAY WROSE

23 Nuna

NEVILLE AND LUNA! - marshmallow123

24 Siremus
25 Filchrid

FILCH and HAGRID? Like, WHY do people ship this I swear it's the worst ship in the history of bad ships. Even worse than "Voldarry" I know. Painful isn't it. JUST WHYYY!

26 Dobgini

Yes girl we love it

I'm sorry what

27 Charry

I used to ship it but it's just plain weird now

28 RoLuna
29 Gineville
30 Drinny
31 Tomarry

This and Harrymort it’s all over tumblr I feel like adding Harrymort to this list as well. Tomarry is is Tom Riddle and Harry both went to school at the same time and Harrymort is Harry and the older Voldemort when I first saw this ship I lost my shiz.

32 Harrymort
33 Dumape

Dumbledore x Snape. Aka Snape is to young for dumbledore

34 Dumbledy

Is this supposed to be Dumbledore and Voldy? - marshmallow123

Its dumbledore and teddy. of course its bad

35 Poofy

I have no idea what this is. It's a crackship. 90% of the things on here are crackships. I think Draco/Hermione is somewhat legit, but most of these appear to be made in the same manner as the ships on Jambu's comments in the Wiki are (WoF dragon. Page is the origin of the Crackship Game). Like who the frick ships Dumbledore with anyone, Snape with anyone (except possibly Lily), teachers with students, Harry with every noob in the series, house-elves or other nonhumans, or in general half of the ships here. Like what even is "Ludding". Lupin and Pudding? Who's Pudding?

36 Snom

I ship it. I saw it in a fan fiction where voldy is with snape. As Harry's parents.

37 Hobby

Why would you even... - benjigoo

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