Top Ten Worst Harry Potter Ships

The Top Ten

1 Dramione

Ugliest ship ever. Awful that so many abuse apologists on tumblr ship this. People let fan fiction cloud their judgement and make them become desensitized to the fact that Draco has actually called her slurs and wanted her dead. This is coming from someone who loves Draco's character, but I appreciate him for what he was meant to be (a morally grey character) and not some caricature created by fans (see the Draco in Leather Pants trope). Canon Dramione can NEVER work. No one should ever date someone who gives them PTSD. His family literally traumatized her and even though it wasn't Draco's fault that Bellatrix tortured her, it's still messed up because it's bigoted views like Draco's that caused Voldemort's rise in the first place. People who seriously ship them are sick in the head and need to learn to separate fiction from reality

I know! I thought I was alone on this one.

Emma watson called the character of Malloy handsome and so? The characters have nothing in common, and don't stand by the same morals. - Chatsa2

I accidentally voted for this. This is the BEST ship. The reason why Draco insulted Hermione is because he LIKED her, according to J.K. Rowling. Furthermore, it would have been interesting to Harry's enemy go to the nice side and join Hermione. DRAMIONE for the win! - marshmallow123

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2 Snermione

Who ships teachers and kids? NO ONE - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

Come on, this has to be worse than dramione. I hate both, but snape has added nastiness factor of being a lot older than her. Plus they barely interacted or said anything to/about each other.

I love both as characters but as a couple gross. Snape isn't made for romance (even if I ship Snily) and is not a pedophile. Also Hermione at best tolerates Snape not loves him.

Teacher and student ships are just gross,and to be in a relationship withas a person 20 years older than you is very weird.and hermione obviously belong with ron and snape is not a pedophile

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3 Hinny

Even the author herself states Harry and Hermione should have been together...

Ginny is a Mary Sue. Harry deserves better

JKR's worst canon ship. I had problems with the way Romione and Remadora were written, but I could at least see the potential in them. I think part of the reason this ship sucks so much is because JKR is awful at writing romance, but they had absolutely zero buildup. One moment Ginny is just Ron's little sister and the next Harry is obsessed with her. I thought it was creepy because Harry was treated like one of the Weasley kids and was sort of like a brother to Ginny. I'll never not see Hinny as incestuous.

Hinny is very rushed and was preserved on Harry's part until 'Half-Blood Prince.' I think most of us can agree on that.
Harry only showed sibling-like affection for Ginny for five full books/movies, and when 'Half-Blood Prince' was released, Harry suddenly got obsessed with her. I mean, what? Not to be rude here, but...this ship has no depth whatsoever.
And not to mention, besides the no-buildup-and-rushed-pairing issues, Harry was an honorary member of the Weasley family (as Pottermore and I say, at least) and Harry treated Ginny as a younger sibling, not a lover. Well, at least until the sixth book/movie. This ship feels incestuous to me, and I don't think that'll ever change.
Even J.K. Rowling herself admitted that Harry and Hermione should've ended up together instead of Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione (I'm not trying to bash on Romione, all though I don't ship it...please don't kill me.)
Harry and Ginny's personalities don't click, either. Harry is possibly the ...more - LuanTheHetalianRavenclaw

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4 Drarry

I like Harry and Draco is an interesting character on his own, but this ship is creepy to me.

I thought only Dumbledore was gay lol - Ravenclaw12

i ship it - codydoestuff

I ship it otp

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5 Snarry

I'm going to vomit - FavoriteFightingFrenchman

No. Just, no. - marshmallow123

Shipping this is promoting Snape to transform into petyr baelish

I’m dying this ship is awful

6 Voldarry

Ok, Voldemort repeatedly tried to murder Harry, and he murdered Harry's parents. Then, he hired people to take care of Harry for him. But, ya should have known, Voldemort, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Basic.

um... - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

But why

HECK NAH

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7 Sninny

Not as bad as Snarry, but still pretty gross.

What is this!?

what!

8 Romione
9 Dumblery

What ship is this?

10 Mcgonary

The Contenders

11 Scorilily

What's Scorlilly, Dumblery and McGonary - FavoriteFightingFrenchman

12 Dobridge

Dobby and umbridge

What the actual... - HufflepuffGeekGirl

Ship it

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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13 Jily

Dobby and Sorting Har

14 Bluna

Pretty cute, just boring.

15 Dumblemione

It was never gonna happen anyway, Dumbledore is way too old for Hermione, and Dumbledore was confirmed to be gay - Iamcool

Dumbledore is long gone and he was gay anyways. - NotYoursTruly

um WHAT - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

Ship it - Chatsa2

16 Snily

gross

SNAPE AND LILY! YES! - marshmallow123

17 Ludding
18 Harmony
19 Snobby

Snape x dobby

What

20 Druna
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