Top Ten Worst Harry Potter Ships
The Top Ten
Come on, this has to be worse than dramione. I hate both, but snape has added nastiness factor of being a lot older than her. Plus they barely interacted or said anything to/about each other.
Who ships teachers and kids? NO ONE - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds
I voted for this because this ship is real. It's not made-up, people actually ship it. I'm disgusted.
DRAMIONE 4 LIFEV 17 Comments
Yes the hippogriff is a symbol of love, but guess what Sirius was also on it. Its also the most predictable ships the main male and main female how many times? So what about a background character (Ginny) and then the main characters sidekicks (Ron/Hermione) get together. Completely different to the predictable Harry/Hermione. Ron and Hermione do not fight all the time you deluded fool or they would stay away from each other. Harry and Hermione had a chance to date in the fourth book when Ron fell out with Harry but nope they didn't. Oh she kissed him on the cheek, because it was for a take care.
I kinda ship this in the movies I mean, it made a lot of sense and Dan and Emma had some chemistry together. But in the books? God no... - idontreallycare
The biggest evidence for Harmony was my old school tin pencil case which had Harry and Hermione on the front of it lol.
In the movies- absolutely!
In the books- hllo no!
Ugliest ship ever. Awful that so many abuse apologists on tumblr ship this. People let fan fiction cloud their judgement and make them become desensitized to the fact that Draco has actually called her slurs and wanted her dead. This is coming from someone who loves Draco's character, but I appreciate him for what he was meant to be (a morally grey character) and not some caricature created by fans (see the Draco in Leather Pants trope). Canon Dramione can NEVER work. No one should ever date someone who gives them PTSD. His family literally traumatized her and even though it wasn't Draco's fault that Bellatrix tortured her, it's still messed up because it's bigoted views like Draco's that caused Voldemort's rise in the first place. People who seriously ship them are sick in the head and need to learn to separate fiction from reality
I know! I thought I was alone on this one.
Emma watson called the character of Malloy handsome and so? The characters have nothing in common, and don't stand by the same morals. - Chatsa2
I don't think it would have worked out Malfoy called her a filthy mudblood just because she was muggleborn he bullied her Harry Ron Neville and a bunch of other kids too Hermione punched him in the face because he mocked Hagrid Malfoy didn't seem to show concern for the muggleborns who got petrified by the basalik and liked the idea of Hermione getting killed by the basalik he was mean to her and they never would have worked outV 19 Comments
It was never gonna happen anyway, Dumbledore is way too old for Hermione, and Dumbledore was confirmed to be gay - Iamcool
Dumbledore is long gone and he was gay anyways. - NotYoursTruly
NO this is a cute one! - benjigoo
Ummm, people say that Twihards are weird because their mane romance is between a 109 year old and a 17 year old, but WHAT IS THIS! WHY WOULD YOU SHIP HERMIONE WITH A PERSON WHO IS A CENTURY OLDER THAN HER! WHY DOES THIS EXIST?! DIE IN THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS, DUMBLEMIONE!V 3 Comments
Not as bad as Snarry, but still pretty gross.
What is this!?
What does this even exist?! by the way the ship is McGonagall and Harry.
Pretty cute, just boring.
Sirius Black and Luna?
I looked this up and apparently, it's Blaise Zabini and Luna... huh... - idontreallycare
FILCH and HAGRID? Like, WHY do people ship this I swear it's the worst ship in the history of bad ships. Even worse than "Voldarry" I know. Painful isn't it. JUST WHYYY!
Draco and luna
This sucks. Duna = Draco and LUNA?! who did this.
Read the damn books, do not go by the movies. Ginny was a background character, she was not a fangirl, she was just as excited as everyone else was in the first book with Harry. At the feast in the first book at the sorting all the Gryffindors said "We've got Potter! " When Harry was sorted then when Harry started school everyone still wanted to see him in the first book.
Ginny was just a girl who had a crush on her brothers best friend but she didn't know if he would ever like her, and she thought he wouldn't when she found out he asked out Cho to the Yule Ball, so she couldn't wait on and on so she found a boyfriend. Harry started to like Ginny when he was no longer dating Cho which was puppy love.
I love this ship. Whoever thought this was bad has clearly never read the books because Ginny was an amazing character and not the annoying Mary sue she was in the movies.
Even the author herself states Harry and Hermione should have been together...
I genuinely believe that Harry and Hermione should've been together. Ginny is like a annoying fangirl, that stalks her love interest instead of being likable. This type of character can be done right if there's a backstory for it AKA Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold, but for Ginny there isn't one at all. Not to mention them dating, comes off as really forced. - CaptainMowzkerV 15 Comments
I like Harry and Draco is an interesting character on his own, but this ship is creepy to me.
I thought only Dumbledore was gay lol - Ravenclaw12
To me, this is the worst. The ones on here I like are Romione and Hinny. Why? BEcause those were the real cannon ships/couples. I just want to leave it how it was
Worst ship I've ever seenV 10 Comments
Ummm... what is this. This is just wrong - HarryPotter1Fan
No. Just, no. - marshmallow123
Shipping this is promoting Snape to transform into petyr baelish
Ummm... what is THIS?! - HarryPotter1FanV 1 Comment
Ok, Voldemort repeatedly tried to murder Harry, and he murdered Harry's parents. Then, he hired people to take care of Harry for him. But, ya should have known, Voldemort, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Basic.
Wait this exists?
What is THIS?! He tried to murder him! - HarryPotter1Fan
HORRIDV 8 Comments
What the actual... - HufflepuffGeekGirl
WHAT THE EFF? Who ships a house elf and a teacher?
Dobby and umbridge
Well... even Voldemort doesn’t deserve Umbridge.V 4 Comments
Who likes ordinary? Not me!
I think this is isn't as bad as Hinny but still up there. - CaptainMowzker
Why is this on here?! I love this ship!
Shipped! - HarryPotter1FanV 3 Comments
Best ship ever
How is this even a ship? I mean, It is literally Draco Malfoy and an APPLE. AN APPLE!?! Seriously, there is something wrong with a society that thinks a politically incorrect ship like Dramione is worse than a ship between a HUMAN and an APPLE. Honestly, a fictional character in a movie can't even eat without being shipped with FOOD. Ever heard of Chickron? That's Ron and a chicken leg. A CHICKEN LEG!
NO! Drapple is the best ship! All you haters just don't understand! - idontreallycare
BEST SHIP EVERV 4 Comments
Not a fan. Boring.
Dobby and Sorting Har
Snily is so much better
Yas I hate anyone that says this is terrible
SNAPE AND LILY! YES! - marshmallow123
That would be an unhalthy relationship. He litterally caled her a mudblood and joined the deatheaters. that's like if you were jewish and someone called you a racist slur and then joinetd the nazist. I's gross and weird and I hate it.
It's Dumbledore and Harry anyone who's asking
What ship is this?
I just realized what this was! Luna x Pudding is a great ship, almost as great as Drapple - idontreallycare
Hell yeah - HufflepuffGeekGirl
Snape x dobby
I feel bad for the dementor!
Dementor and Umbridge. Can’t wait for their first kiss!
Castle and squid (don't judge I saw in a fanfiction)
Honestly the best on here. The other are WAY WROSE
Why would you even... - benjigoo
Why would anyone ship it
I like it because... ginny was an independent and strong girl...in the sixth book...all of a sudden Harry started liking her...and before that...when Ginny had a crush on him, he treated her like his sister...i just don’t like the whole idea of hinny...and ginny dating harry when he finds it convenient...ginny is a rebel and it would be much more fun if she dates draco...FIRE AND ICE...plus the fight between their families would make it much more interesting
Ugh, I have an... acquaintance who's obsessed with Tomarry... he won't stop fangirling over it sometimes I just want to pour a cold bucket of common sense over him - idontreallycare
This and Harrymort it’s all over tumblr I feel like adding Harrymort to this list as well. Tomarry is is Tom Riddle and Harry both went to school at the same time and Harrymort is Harry and the older Voldemort when I first saw this ship I lost my shiz.
I have no idea what this is. It's a crackship. 90% of the things on here are crackships. I think Draco/Hermione is somewhat legit, but most of these appear to be made in the same manner as the ships on Jambu's comments in the Wiki are (WoF dragon. Page is the origin of the Crackship Game). Like who the frick ships Dumbledore with anyone, Snape with anyone (except possibly Lily), teachers with students, Harry with every noob in the series, house-elves or other nonhumans, or in general half of the ships here. Like what even is "Ludding". Lupin and Pudding? Who's Pudding?
Wait a minute what?
I'm sorry what - HufflepuffGeekGirl
Basically Quirrel and ol Voldy
Harry x hedwig
I LOVE THIS SHIP! I don’t ship it but harry and hedwig were just essential love!
I'm sorry what
Yes girl we love it
This just makes no sense.
The bad thing is that I could actually see this working... - idontreallycare
Charlie X Ginny
Grindelwald and Hermione. Yes, you read that right. (It could work, with time travel. A LOT of time travel.)
Dobby x Fawkes, another weird crackship.
I used to ship it but it's just plain weird now
NEVILLE AND LUNA! - marshmallow123
Aww, no! This ship is cute! - idontreallycare
Dumbledore x Snape. Aka Snape is to young for dumbledore
You know it's bad when the ship name sounds like "dumb ape" - idontreallycare
Is this supposed to be Dumbledore and Voldy? - marshmallow123
Its dumbledore and teddy. of course its bad
I ship it. I saw it in a fan fiction where voldy is with snape. As Harry's parents.
Harry and Ron. Ha ha.
Tom riddle x hermione granger, if anyone's wondering
They always supported each other an comments on, neville has always fallen in love for Hermione, but. Hermione ended him to the friend zone, but, we ship them! NEVIRMIONE FOREVEAAHHSHNCF AEFJKAEF KADFHAKBFKADFN KFABD P&A
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