Top Ten Worst Harry Potter Ships

The Top Ten

1 Snermione

Who ships teachers and kids? NO ONE - KatyMartinezAndTheDiamonds

Come on, this has to be worse than dramione. I hate both, but snape has added nastiness factor of being a lot older than her. Plus they barely interacted or said anything to/about each other.

I voted for this because this ship is real. It's not made-up, people actually ship it. I'm disgusted.

How do people actually ship this? - Annabel154

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2 Harmony

Yes the hippogriff is a symbol of love, but guess what Sirius was also on it. Its also the most predictable ships the main male and main female how many times? So what about a background character (Ginny) and then the main characters sidekicks (Ron/Hermione) get together. Completely different to the predictable Harry/Hermione. Ron and Hermione do not fight all the time you deluded fool or they would stay away from each other. Harry and Hermione had a chance to date in the fourth book when Ron fell out with Harry but nope they didn't. Oh she kissed him on the cheek, because it was for a take care.

The biggest evidence for Harmony was my old school tin pencil case which had Harry and Hermione on the front of it lol.

I kinda ship this in the movies I mean, it made a lot of sense and Dan and Emma had some chemistry together. But in the books? God no...

Why? They just sem like siblings. They like each other but in a brotherly or sisterly way,not in like a couple way. And plus I ship Huna/Larry and dramione sooo
I have nothing else to explain

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3 Dumblemione

It was never gonna happen anyway, Dumbledore is way too old for Hermione, and Dumbledore was confirmed to be gay - Iamcool

Dumbledore is long gone and he was gay anyways. - NotYoursTruly

NO this is a cute one! - benjigoo

Ummm, people say that Twihards are weird because their mane romance is between a 109 year old and a 17 year old, but WHAT IS THIS! WHY WOULD YOU SHIP HERMIONE WITH A PERSON WHO IS A CENTURY OLDER THAN HER! WHY DOES THIS EXIST?! DIE IN THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS, DUMBLEMIONE!

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4 Dramione

Draco is awful. No matter how you spin it. He used horrible racial slurs against her practically DAILY, and he stood by as she was tortured by his aunt. I don't care what you say. Every goal of the organization he and his family support was to subjugate and even murder people of her blood status, not to mention she hated him. Genuinely and truly. No matter how he felt about her, his behavior to her wasn't okay and her feelings toward him need to be respected. People shouldn't think that this is a sign of love because it perpetuates the idea that if a boy is routinely horrible to a girl, it means he likes her and that it's perfectly okay. If a boy likes a girl, he should show her respect and be open and kind about his feelings. He should NOT call her names, taunt her about her feelings, target her friends, and generally show signs of emotionally abusive behavior. With the addition of magic, that could turn flat-out dangerous really quickly. Hermione and all women deserve better.

Ugliest ship ever. Awful that so many abuse apologists on tumblr ship this. People let fan fiction cloud their judgement and make them become desensitized to the fact that Draco has actually called her slurs and wanted her dead. This is coming from someone who loves Draco's character, but I appreciate him for what he was meant to be (a morally grey character) and not some caricature created by fans (see the Draco in Leather Pants trope). Canon Dramione can NEVER work. No one should ever date someone who gives them PTSD. His family literally traumatized her and even though it wasn't Draco's fault that Bellatrix tortured her, it's still messed up because it's bigoted views like Draco's that caused Voldemort's rise in the first place. People who seriously ship them are sick in the head and need to learn to separate fiction from reality

I know! I thought I was alone on this one.

It sucks

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5 Sninny

Not as bad as Snarry, but still pretty gross.

What is this!?

what!

6 Mcgonary

What does this even exist?! by the way the ship is McGonagall and Harry.

7 Bluna

Pretty cute, just boring.

Sirius Black and Luna?

I looked this up and apparently, it's Blaise Zabini and Luna... huh...

Who?

8 Filchrid

Filchrid is Piltred

FILCH and HAGRID? Like, WHY do people ship this I swear it's the worst ship in the history of bad ships. Even worse than "Voldarry" I know. Painful isn't it. JUST WHYYY!

9 Duna

Draco and luna

This sucks. Duna = Draco and LUNA?! who did this.

10 Hinny

Read the damn books, do not go by the movies. Ginny was a background character, she was not a fangirl, she was just as excited as everyone else was in the first book with Harry. At the feast in the first book at the sorting all the Gryffindors said "We've got Potter! " When Harry was sorted then when Harry started school everyone still wanted to see him in the first book.
Ginny was just a girl who had a crush on her brothers best friend but she didn't know if he would ever like her, and she thought he wouldn't when she found out he asked out Cho to the Yule Ball, so she couldn't wait on and on so she found a boyfriend. Harry started to like Ginny when he was no longer dating Cho which was puppy love.

I love this ship. Whoever thought this was bad has clearly never read the books because Ginny was an amazing character and not the annoying Mary sue she was in the movies.

Even the author herself states Harry and Hermione should have been together...

It just hurts. Every time they have that kiss it just me puking. Also Drarry my OTP so Hinny just hurts my soul.

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The Contenders

11 Drarry

I like Harry and Draco is an interesting character on his own, but this ship is creepy to me.

To me, this is the worst. The ones on here I like are Romione and Hinny. Why? BEcause those were the real cannon ships/couples. I just want to leave it how it was

I thought only Dumbledore was gay lol - Ravenclaw12

This is slightly weird and creepy. Not as bad as Dramione and drapple but still I don’t see them as a romantic couple. - Annabel154

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12 Snarry

Snape mistreated Harry and his friends Harry despised Snape because Snape despised him Harry forgave Snape after he found out that He protected him out of love for Lily Snape never loved anybody else but Lily and Snape is a hogwarts professor Harry was a student there will never ever be chemistry between Snape and Harry no matter what the circumstances happen to be Snape was in love with Lily and when his worst enemy won her heart this destroyed him inside the day Snape and Harry get together will be the day Neville teams up with Voldemort

God, Snarry is just awful. Don't even get me started.

Ummm... what is this. This is just wrong - HarryPotter1Fan

Ummm... what is THIS?! - HarryPotter1Fan

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13 Voldarry

Ok, Voldemort repeatedly tried to murder Harry, and he murdered Harry's parents. Then, he hired people to take care of Harry for him. But, ya should have known, Voldemort, if you want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Basic.

What is THIS?! He tried to murder him! - HarryPotter1Fan

Wait this exists?

HORRID

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14 Romione

Who likes ordinary? Not me!

I think this is isn't as bad as Hinny but still up there. - CaptainMowzker

Why is this on here?! I love this ship!

This is good! How the heck is this here. My second favourite ship, (after remadora) - Annabel154

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15 Dobridge

What the actual... - HufflepuffGeekGirl

WHAT THE EFF? Who ships a house elf and a teacher?

Dobby and umbridge

Well... even Voldemort doesn’t deserve Umbridge.

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16 Drapple

How is this even a ship? I mean, It is literally Draco Malfoy and an APPLE. AN APPLE!?! Seriously, there is something wrong with a society that thinks a politically incorrect ship like Dramione is worse than a ship between a HUMAN and an APPLE. Honestly, a fictional character in a movie can't even eat without being shipped with FOOD. Ever heard of Chickron? That's Ron and a chicken leg. A CHICKEN LEG!

Best ship ever

NO! Drapple is the best ship! All you haters just don't understand!

This is stupid! Why ship a person with A FRUIT - Annabel154

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17 Snily

Yas I hate anyone that says this is terrible

gross

SNAPE AND LILY! YES! - marshmallow123

Serverus Snape called Lily an "mudblood" like a slip-off, he didn't meant it. He even tried to say sorry after that. He only said that because he stayed too long with the You-know-who fans, who says the word "mudblood" all the time, they are the only friends Severus could have because everyone hated Slytherin's at that time period. I mean, honestly If I have stayed with people that cuss a lot, I would cuss a lot too, and not even realize it.

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18 Jily

Dobby and Sorting Har

Not a fan. Boring.

Jame and lily. How is this bad? - Annabel154

Snily is so much better

19 Dumblery

It's Dumbledore and Harry anyone who's asking

What ship is this?

20 Ludding

I just realized what this was! Luna x Pudding is a great ship, almost as great as Drapple

Hell yeah - HufflepuffGeekGirl

21 Snobby

What

Snape x dobby

22 Scorilily
23 Demembridge

I feel bad for the dementor!

Love this - Annabel154

Dementor and Umbridge. Can’t wait for their first kiss!

24 Castid

Castle and squid (don't judge I saw in a fanfiction)

Honestly the best on here. The other are WAY WROSE

25 Tomarry

Ugh, I have an... acquaintance who's obsessed with Tomarry... he won't stop fangirling over it sometimes I just want to pour a cold bucket of common sense over him

This and Harrymort it’s all over tumblr I feel like adding Harrymort to this list as well. Tomarry is is Tom Riddle and Harry both went to school at the same time and Harrymort is Harry and the older Voldemort when I first saw this ship I lost my shiz.

26 Hobby

Why would you even... - benjigoo

Is this harry and Dobby? Lol what - Annabel154

27 Hawkes

Wait a minute what?

Harry and Fawkes (Dumbledore’s Phoenix)

28 Ronagog

The best ship ever created!

Ron and Aragog- ship of the century

29 Druna
30 Drinny

Why would anyone ship it

I like it because... ginny was an independent and strong girl...in the sixth book...all of a sudden Harry started liking her...and before that...when Ginny had a crush on him, he treated her like his sister...i just don’t like the whole idea of hinny...and ginny dating harry when he finds it convenient...ginny is a rebel and it would be much more fun if she dates draco...FIRE AND ICE...plus the fight between their families would make it much more interesting

31 Siremus

It's actually better known as Wolfstar but you know...I love this ship and totally think it should be canon. I mean...Sirius totally loves Remus even if Remus loves his baby cousin

32 Poofy

I have no idea what this is. It's a crackship. 90% of the things on here are crackships. I think Draco/Hermione is somewhat legit, but most of these appear to be made in the same manner as the ships on Jambu's comments in the Wiki are (WoF dragon. Page is the origin of the Crackship Game). Like who the frick ships Dumbledore with anyone, Snape with anyone (except possibly Lily), teachers with students, Harry with every noob in the series, house-elves or other nonhumans, or in general half of the ships here. Like what even is "Ludding". Lupin and Pudding? Who's Pudding?

33 Squobby

I think this is the hogwarts squid and Dobby - Annabel154

I'm sorry what - HufflepuffGeekGirl

34 Quirrelmort

I actually like this, Voldemort was living on Quirrell body LOL - Annabel154

Basically Quirrel and ol Voldy

35 Skeetumbridge

The bad thing is that I could actually see this working...

Gag...

36 Harwig

Harry x hedwig

I LOVE THIS SHIP! I don’t ship it but harry and hedwig were just essential love!

37 Harrymort

Please. No. Literally the ONLY way this could work without Harry or Voldy going SUPER OOC is if the relationship was abusive. Like, if Voldy threatened Harry with death abusive.

Like, Voldemort would have to capture Harry. Probably fifth year, at the DOM. Sirius would be dead, Dumbledore would have arrived too late. Harry's friends would probably have been captured as well. Voldy would offer a trade. Slavery or your friends deaths, that's what he would say. It would take a lot of Stockholm Syndrome and a healthy amount of torture (both physical and sexual) for Harry to even come close to falling in love with Voldemort. And Voldemort wouldn't love him back. He is PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE of falling in love with anyone, due to the love potion in his veins.

In case it isn't already GLARINGLY obvious, this would be a highly abusive relationship, and a Voldy wins scenario in almost all cases. It would be very unhealthy, and I would pray for anyone Harry has to help him get him ...more

38 Dobgini

I'm sorry what

Yes girl we love it

This just makes no sense.

Is this Dobby and Nagini? If it is then Nagini would probaly eat Dobby so defiantly does not work - Annabel154

39 Harron

They just friends you guys crazy

Harry and Ron. Ha ha.

40 Chinny

This is Ginny and cho Chang. - Annabel154

Charlie X Ginny
Just NO

41 Tomione

Tom riddle x hermione granger, if anyone's wondering

42 Grindlemione

Okay. It's creepy, mad and... I have no words. At least it isn't a troll ship, such as demimbridge, Snobby and other weird ones. And at least it isn't incest. But still weird for me.

Grindelwald and Hermione. Yes, you read that right. (It could work, with time travel. A LOT of time travel.)

43 Nevirmione

They always supported each other an comments on, neville has always fallen in love for Hermione, but. Hermione ended him to the friend zone, but, we ship them! NEVIRMIONE FOREVEAAHHSHNCF AEFJKAEF KADFHAKBFKADFN KFABD P&A
BY A AND P

44 Dokes

Dobby x Fawkes, another weird crackship.

45 Charry

I used to ship it but it's just plain weird now

46 RoLuna
47 Gineville
48 Nuna

Aww, no! This ship is cute!

NEVILLE AND LUNA! - marshmallow123

49 Dumape

You know it's bad when the ship name sounds like "dumb ape"

Dumbledore x Snape. Aka Snape is to young for dumbledore

50 Dumbledy

Is this supposed to be Dumbledore and Voldy? - marshmallow123

Its dumbledore and teddy. of course its bad

It’s bad. It’s spelt like “dumb lady” lmao - Annabel154

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