Worst Places to Hide a Dead Body

If, on the weirdest circumstances, you have a corpse with you, these are the worst places to hide a dead body.

The Top Ten

1 A Police Station

If you do this, you'll be a dead body yourself. - ethanmeinster

You may as well wear an "arrest me! " Sign - AzaleanGirl


I have crippling depression! 😂

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2 Maternity Wing of a Hospital

No, it probably belongs in the morgue. Sorry for frightening you pregnant mothers and babies... - ethanmeinster

This would be dumb

3 Buckingham Palace

Queen: Well, let's have dinner, shall we?
Queen: Oh dear... (Faints... )
Waiter: I thought you wanted a bologna sandwich. Isn't bologna made of dead people anyways? - ethanmeinster

4 The Bathroom

That horrible sight of a dead body in the toilet, and not noticing it before going. - ethanmeinster

5 A Bed
6 Your 7th Grade Biology Classroom

That awkward moment when you realize the skeleton for anatomy was a real skeleton... - ethanmeinster

7 A Restaurant

You'll probably barf after seeing a dead body at a restaurant. It would stink like rotten meat, and because you'll think that he/she died because of the food. - ethanmeinster

8 A Lana Del Rey Concert
9 The Zoo

And If you look on the right, you'll see, ! There's a dead body being eaten by the hippopotamus! Run everyone! Women and children first! - ethanmeinster


I'm not sure the person's corpse will necessarily trigger the time paradox which I think you have in mind, but aside from that, I don't like the idea of seeing the deceased version of myself. - PositronWildhawk

The dead body will time travel to a time when the person was alive, causing a time paradox that will cause the universe to be ripped apart. And Daleks to kick your butt - ethanmeinster

Because you would probably lose it in there and it would just sit there and rot and then the Tardis would smell

Vultures are better

The Newcomers

? In the White House

Trump won't mind, will he?

The Contenders

11 Under the Floorboards

Well, I mean, at least if you're Edgar Allan Poe. - higgsboson2142

12 Middle of the Street
13 At Your Mom's House

You'd have two dead bodies to hide if she came across it.

14 In an ISIS Prison Camp

...Actually, now that I think about it, that'd be a fantastic place to hide it.

15 Under Your Tire
16 In Your Child's Lunchbox
17 Under the Rug

Someone might slam it

18 In a Fridge
19 In a Football Pitch

Sure 80,000 spectators won't notice it…

20 In a Couch Cushion
21 A Donald Trump Rally

Lets make America Dead again

22 In Your Home

Why do you want your house to smell like dead people

23 A School
24 Freezer

~Frozen Corpses~

25 In the back of someone's flatbed truck
26 At Your Ex Boy/Girlfriend's House

If you hate them, that is...

27 In the foam pit at a trampoline park
28 In the Graveyard

Who didn't buey this body?

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