Worst Places to Hide a Dead Bodyethanmeinster If, on the weirdest circumstances, you have a corpse with you, these are the worst places to hide a dead body.
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If you do this, you'll be a dead body yourself. - ethanmeinster
You may as well wear an "arrest me! " Sign - AzaleanGirl
Your basically saying ARREST ME PLEASE I WANT TO GO TO JAIL
Police: whats going on?
You: you help me take care of this dead body I killed?
Police: we got a 5150 dumbass
No, it probably belongs in the morgue. Sorry for frightening you pregnant mothers and babies... - ethanmeinsterV 1 Comment
Queen: Well, let's have dinner, shall we?
Queen: Oh dear... (Faints... )
Waiter: I thought you wanted a bologna sandwich. Isn't bologna made of dead people anyways? - ethanmeinster
That horrible sight of a dead body in the toilet, and not noticing it before going. - ethanmeinster
That awkward moment when you realize the skeleton for anatomy was a real skeleton... - ethanmeinster
You'll probably barf after seeing a dead body at a restaurant. It would stink like rotten meat, and because you'll think that he/she died because of the food. - ethanmeinster
And If you look on the right, you'll see, ! There's a dead body being eaten by the hippopotamus! Run everyone! Women and children first! - ethanmeinster
I'm not sure the person's corpse will necessarily trigger the time paradox which I think you have in mind, but aside from that, I don't like the idea of seeing the deceased version of myself. - PositronWildhawk
The dead body will time travel to a time when the person was alive, causing a time paradox that will cause the universe to be ripped apart. And Daleks to kick your butt - ethanmeinster
Because you would probably lose it in there and it would just sit there and rot and then the Tardis would smell
Well, I mean, at least if you're Edgar Allan Poe. - higgsboson2142
You'd have two dead bodies to hide if she came across it.
...Actually, now that I think about it, that'd be a fantastic place to hide it.
Someone might slam it
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