Worst Places to Hide a Dead BodyIf, on the weirdest circumstances, you have a corpse with you, these are the worst places to hide a dead body.
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If you do this, you'll be a dead body yourself. - ethanmeinster
You may as well wear an "arrest me! " Sign - AzaleanGirl
Your basically saying ARREST ME PLEASE I WANT TO GO TO JAIL
Police: whats going on?
You: you help me take care of this dead body I killed?
Police: we got a 5150 dumbass
No, it probably belongs in the morgue. Sorry for frightening you pregnant mothers and babies... - ethanmeinster
This would be dumb
Queen: Well, let's have dinner, shall we?
Queen: Oh dear... (Faints... )
Waiter: I thought you wanted a bologna sandwich. Isn't bologna made of dead people anyways? - ethanmeinster
That horrible sight of a dead body in the toilet, and not noticing it before going. - ethanmeinster
That awkward moment when you realize the skeleton for anatomy was a real skeleton... - ethanmeinster
You'll probably barf after seeing a dead body at a restaurant. It would stink like rotten meat, and because you'll think that he/she died because of the food. - ethanmeinster
Good luck trying to renew your annual pass after this!
How to get kicked out of the park almost instantly.
�Elsa, will you help me hide a body? ”
Surely all those white girls on their phones wouldn’t bat a single eye...
And If you look on the right, you'll see, ! There's a dead body being eaten by the hippopotamus! Run everyone! Women and children first! - ethanmeinster
The kids TOTALLY won’t be scarred for life at all after witnessing such a beautiful, breathtaking sight!
Vultures are better
I'm not sure the person's corpse will necessarily trigger the time paradox which I think you have in mind, but aside from that, I don't like the idea of seeing the deceased version of myself. - PositronWildhawk
The dead body will time travel to a time when the person was alive, causing a time paradox that will cause the universe to be ripped apart. And Daleks to kick your butt - ethanmeinster
Because you would probably lose it in there and it would just sit there and rot and then the Tardis would smell
...Actually, now that I think about it, that'd be a fantastic place to hide it.
The dead never bothered me anyway!
Well, I mean, at least if you're Edgar Allan Poe. - higgsboson2142
You'd have two dead bodies to hide if she came across it.
Sure 80,000 spectators won't notice it…
Money isn’t the only thing you’ll have to pay if you get caught doing this.
Someone might slam it