Top 10 Worst Things to Be Magically Turned Into

The idea of magic is totally awesome, but the idea of magic being used against you it’s totally NOT awesome.

One prime example/stereotype of magic is the power of turning an object into something else, which again, may sound very awesome, but you wouldn’t want that power being used against you.

So without further ado, here are some of the very worst objects that you could ever turn into.
The Top Ten
1 Toilet Toilet Product Image

The rim and your mouth. Enough said.

I get to save the turtles!

"Wait 'til Mr. Krabs finds out you're a...toilet."

If the rim of your seat becomes your mouth, that’s it for my explanation.

2 Pinata Pinata Product Image

Pinatas based on llamas may look cute, but if someone tried beating you up with a weapon in a game, that would've been extremely painful.

If you turned into a piñata, just imagine all of these kids beating you with sharp objects such as baseball bats, until they finally slice you in half for candy.

You will basically have your insides spill out as you watch in horror as you are shred to bits.

That scene from the infamous Cat in the Hat movie is what it would kind of remind me of.

3 Bubble Bubble Product Image

This is one of the only items on this rather not very funny list I'm willing to vote. There is a certain way bathroom humour can be executed and the other entries are how you don't do it.

Bubbles pop very quickly once someone/something touches it.
If you were a bubble, you would die very quickly.

If you were turned into a bubble, all the kids would chase you and wanna pop you, which would kill you.

Another rather self-explanatory one. A simple tap or even AIRFLOW would be enough to kill.

4 Food Food Product Image

You will get eaten. Even if you can tall, there's still a chance a certain fruit will annoy you to death, figuratively and literally.

This one doesn’t need much explanation. Not only would you be eaten, you would also be burned in an oven, and frozen inside of a refrigerator. If you were a cake or pizza, you would also have to be dealt with getting sliced into pieces.

Well you know what they say you are what you eat

Hm... I'm not sure if I would like this or not.

5 Punching Bag Punching Bag Product Image

Do I even need to explain this one? At least in regular boxing, you can fight back, but would you be able to if you’re a punching bag?

With south park like blood and gore, it's indeed frightening to have that in my imagination.

If you were a punching bag, people would punch you or kick you all the time. Ouch!

You have to feel the pain of getting punched by wrestlers.

6 Soccer Ball Soccer Ball Product Image

If being hit by baseball bats and other spiky objects wasn’t bad enough, imagine being kicked by 22 professional athletes for 90 minutes. Hitting the crossbar would also result in extra pain. Other sports balls would be painful, but the soccer ball is no different.

I get kicked a lot in games (Bad internet sometimes) so this would add to the pain.

Getting hit by 12-19 year old's kicks is ouch.

Getting kicked during a siicer game

7 Deodorant Deodorant Product Image

Smelling armpits, and getting scrapped on said armpit would be nauseating, This should be higher on the list

8 Balloons Balloons Product Image

If you get stabbed to pop, it would really hurt. If you don't pop, you just fly all the way up to space.

Who wants to be popped at?

Being inflated and having my body expanded in size exponentially just to deflate miserably *shudders*

you only live for about a day. then you die

9 Ash
10 Bowling Pin
The Contenders
11 Tampon
12 Diapers Diapers Product Image

Living in the shadow of babies is a no thank you.

I don't want it

I don't want to get pooed on

Me don’t want pee and poop on me

13 Wood Wood Product Image

This is probably worse than the nail, because not only would you have to deal with being chopped quite a lot of the time, you would also have to deal with being sawed in HALF, and burned to make a fire go longer.

Would be worse if burnt under some sacred evil witchcraft ritual

Imagine being sawed in half just for a using of items.

Ouch, that's probably the worst!

14 Drums Drums Product Image

Any musical instrument would be painful, but the drum is probably the worst one I can think of. You wouldn’t want to get hit in the head hard over and over again at a fast speed, especially by a really talented drummer like Dave Grohl or Neil Peart.

15 Dog Toys

You will get chewed over and over again. Not fun, it's painful.

16 Condoms

No further explanation on that...

Definitely the grossest option on the list. Just, eww.

I could enjoy it

you would have to watch people have sex. It’s one of the better options on the list but still

17 Nails Nails Product Image

Imagine being punched and beaten up by a bunch of bullies with a hammer to the point where you’re on the ground and very unlikely to recover from it. That’s exactly what it would feel like if you were a nail.

18 Chair

People sit on you. Literally.


19 Toilet Paper
20 Underwear Underwear Product Image

Perverts serve as an exception.

would only suck every 22 days

21 Socks Socks Product Image

Quentin Tarantino in a nutshell

22 Pickle

This is probably the most random thing on a top tens list

No one before me commented on that? Strange...

23 Bomb
24 Sanitary Pads
25 Door Door Product Image

Being a door wouldn’t be as bad as being anything else on this list. But being knocked on every single day of the week would be irritating and painful.

I would love to be a fancy door

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