Top 10 Worst Things to Be Magically Turned Into

The idea of magic is totally awesome, but the idea of magic being used against you it’s totally NOT awesome.

One prime example/stereotype of magic is the power of turning an object into something else, which again, may sound very awesome, but you wouldn’t want that power being used against you.

So without further ado, here are some of the very worst objects that you could ever turn into.
The Top Ten
1 Toilet Toilet Product Image

Disgusting. Humans using you to get rid of their waste, it says it all in one sentence.

Remind of when the toilet at Squidward's house was dying because Patrick used it.

The rim and your mouth. Enough said.

Bro I would die to be a toilet, no joke.

2 Pinata Pinata Product Image

Pinatas based on llamas may look cute, but if someone tried beating you up with a weapon in a game, that would've been extremely painful.

Ow! Ouch! Stop hitting me with that! That's what you'd be thinking as your insides spill out and you take your last look at the world. It would be last breath but, well, I don't think piñatas can breath, so.. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be a piñata.

If you turned into a piñata, just imagine all of these kids beating you with sharp objects such as baseball bats, until they finally slice you in half for candy.

You will basically have your insides spill out as you watch in horror as you are shred to bits.

3 Food Food Product Image

You will get eaten. Even if you can talk, there's still a chance a certain fruit will annoy you to death, figuratively and literally.

This one doesn’t need much explanation. Not only would you be eaten, you would also be burned in an oven, and frozen inside of a refrigerator. If you were a cake or pizza, you would also have to be dealt with getting sliced into pieces.

You get eaten. that alone must hurt. But the worst is yet to come; you have to get digested. How horrible is that?

Well you know what they say you are what you eat

4 Bubble Bubble Product Image

This is one of the only items on this rather not very funny list I'm willing to vote. There is a certain way bathroom humour can be executed and the other entries are how you don't do it.

Bubbles pop very quickly once someone/something touches it.
If you were a bubble, you would die very quickly.

If you were turned into a bubble, all the kids would chase you and wanna pop you, which would kill you.

Another rather self-explanatory one. A simple tap or even AIRFLOW would be enough to kill.

5 Punching Bag Punching Bag Product Image

Do I even need to explain this one? At least in regular boxing, you can fight back, but would you be able to if you’re a punching bag?

With south park like blood and gore, it's indeed frightening to have that in my imagination.

If you were a punching bag, people would punch you or kick you all the time. Ouch!

If someone turned into a punching bag, they would not live a second longer.

6 Soccer Ball Soccer Ball Product Image

If being hit by baseball bats and other spiky objects wasn’t bad enough, imagine being kicked by 22 professional athletes for 90 minutes. Hitting the crossbar would also result in extra pain. Other sports balls would be painful, but the soccer ball is no different.

Imagine being a soccer ball in the MLS, athletes at their peak kicking you very hard. Must be really painful.

I get kicked a lot in games (Bad internet sometimes) so this would add to the pain.

Getting hit by 12-19 year old's kicks is ouch.

7 Deodorant Deodorant Product Image

Who wants to be rubbed against smelly armpits?

Yay rubbing against people's smelly armpits.

Smelling armpits, and getting scrapped on said armpit would be nauseating, This should be higher on the list

please don't let the top be your nose

8 Diapers Diapers Product Image

Well, most babies cannot control themselves when it comes to go going to the toilet. In their case it's just pooing and peeing in their diaper, but anyway, I wouldn't want to be soaked in pee, or weighted down by poo. Or soaked by poo, it depends on what'd been eaten. That's gross. Don't get tuned into a diaper!

Living in the shadow of babies is a no thank you.

Smelly but good at the same time.

I don't want it

9 Balloons Balloons Product Image

If you get stabbed to pop, it would really hurt. If you don't pop, you just fly all the way up to space.

Who wants to be popped at?

oh hello there :) howya wait is that a pin? POP

Being inflated and having my body expanded in size exponentially just to deflate miserably *shudders*

10 Tampon

I like this one too!

What more needs to be asnwered

The Contenders
11 Ash

Imagine being about to be turned into a beauty, or a unicorn, or any animal or object of your choice, but the magic trick fails and you get cremated. This isn't a magically turned object. This is death. This is a badly burnt corpse. Death by being burnt, one of the worst ways to die.

12 Bowling Pin

Bowling balls riding you would be annoying.

I can be hit over and over, and then fall.

bollyng ball

13 Condoms

I.. I can't even explain why I wouldn't want to be it. *shudders* It speaks for itself.

No further explanation on that...

Definitely the grossest option on the list. Just, eww.

I don't wanna watch sex

14 Drums Drums Product Image

Any musical instrument would be painful, but the drum is probably the worst one I can think of. You wouldn’t want to get hit in the head hard over and over again at a fast speed, especially by a really talented drummer like Dave Grohl or Neil Peart.

15 Wood Wood Product Image

This is probably worse than the nail, because not only would you have to deal with being chopped quite a lot of the time, you would also have to deal with being sawed in HALF, and burned to make a fire go longer.

Would be worse if burnt under some sacred evil witchcraft ritual

Imagine being sawed in half just for a using of items.

Ouch, that's probably the worst!

16 Nails Nails Product Image

Imagine being punched and beaten up by a bunch of bullies with a hammer to the point where you’re on the ground and very unlikely to recover from it. That’s exactly what it would feel like if you were a nail.

17 Underwear Underwear Product Image

For most, it would only be torture for one day, before you are sentenced to the washing machine. There are some (pretty gross) people who don't change their underwear every day, so their underwear has to deal with the sickening butt smell for ages.

Perverts serve as an exception.

would only suck every 22 days

18 Toilet Paper

Ew. Gross. Kinda speaks for itself though.

You’d absorb poo

get wiped on

19 Poop

Why not any higher? I wouldn't like to be that disgusting brown stuff coming from a person's posterior and having part of you wiped onto a tissue and chucked into the toilet with the rest of me, just to be banished down it when flushed.

How is poop not higher?

Bro— why not any higher—

20 Dog Toys

You will get chewed over and over again. Not fun, it's painful.

21 Chair

People sit on you. Literally.

I would enjoy it XD


22 Pickle

This is probably the most random thing on a top tens list

No one before me commented on that? Strange...

23 A Katy Perry Album

would rather die

24 A Billie Eilish Album

You will sound like billie then lol

oh god please no

25 Socks Socks Product Image

Quentin Tarantino in a nutshell

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