Top 10 Worst Things to Be Magically Turned Into

The idea of magic is totally awesome, but the idea of magic being used against you it’s totally NOT awesome.

One prime example/stereotype of magic is the power of turning an object into something else, which again, may sound very awesome, but you wouldn’t want that power being used against you.

So without further ado, here are some of the very worst objects that you could ever turn into.
The Top Ten
1 Toilet Toilet Product Image

Yuck! I would not appreciate people rubbing their butt on me, thank you!
-Gingerfur P.S I would vote poop too but I didn't have enough votes.

Please, I don't want to have pee and poop in me from someone else's body, especially if they smear it all over me. YUCK!

Disgusting. Humans using you to get rid of their waste, it says it all in one sentence.

Remind of when the toilet at Squidward's house was dying because Patrick used it.

2 Pinata Pinata Product Image

Pinatas based on llamas may look cute, but if someone tried beating you up with a weapon in a game, that would've been extremely painful.

Ow! Ouch! Stop hitting me with that! That's what you'd be thinking as your insides spill out and you take your last look at the world. It would be last breath but, well, I don't think piñatas can breath, so.. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be a piñata.

If you turned into a piñata, just imagine all of these kids beating you with sharp objects such as baseball bats, until they finally slice you in half for candy.

You will basically have your insides spill out as you watch in horror as you are shred to bits.

3 Food Food Product Image

You get chewed on by someone, go into their body, come out as you know what and then get flushed down the toilet (sorry this is gross but that's what would happen if you were food).

This one doesn't need much explanation. Not only would you be eaten, you would also be burned in an oven, and frozen inside of a refrigerator. If you were a cake or pizza, you would also have to be dealt with getting sliced into pieces.

You will get eaten. Even if you can talk, there's still a chance a certain fruit will annoy you to death, figuratively and literally.

You get eaten. that alone must hurt. But the worst is yet to come; you have to get digested. How horrible is that?

4 Bubble Bubble Product Image

This is one of the only items on this rather not very funny list I'm willing to vote. There is a certain way bathroom humour can be executed and the other entries are how you don't do it.

Bubbles pop very quickly once someone/something touches it.
If you were a bubble, you would die very quickly.

Another rather self-explanatory one. A simple tap or even AIRFLOW would be enough to kill.

So, I'm sensitive to anything and it's the end of my world when I touch thorns and spikes.

5 Punching Bag Punching Bag Product Image

Do I even need to explain this one? At least in regular boxing, you can fight back, but would you be able to if you're a punching bag?

With south park like blood and gore, it's indeed frightening to have that in my imagination.

If you were a punching bag, people would punch you or kick you all the time. Ouch!

If someone turned into a punching bag, they would not live a second longer.

6 Diapers Diapers Product Image

Well, most babies cannot control themselves when it comes to go going to the toilet. In their case it's just pooing and peeing in their diaper, but anyway, I wouldn't want to be soaked in pee, or weighted down by poo. Or soaked by poo, it depends on what'd been eaten. That's gross. Don't get tuned into a diaper!

Yuck! I don't like getting peed on and smelling yuck, OR feeling wet pee. I wouldn't like to be at a rubbish bin either!

Would be fantastic if you had a scat fetish though, or if you're a pedophile.

I'll be dirty since the urine and excrement of the baby will put in front of me.

7 Soccer Ball Soccer Ball Product Image

If being hit by baseball bats and other spiky objects wasn't bad enough, imagine being kicked by 22 professional athletes for 90 minutes. Hitting the crossbar would also result in extra pain. Other sports balls would be painful, but the soccer ball is no different.

Imagine being a soccer ball in the MLS, athletes at their peak kicking you very hard. Must be really painful.

I get kicked a lot in games (Bad internet sometimes) so this would add to the pain.

I feel bad for the soccer balls.

8 Deodorant Deodorant Product Image

Who wants to be rubbed against smelly armpits?

Smelling armpits, and getting scrapped on said armpit would be nauseating, This should be higher on the list

BO is worse than the scent of feces.

Armpits are nasty

9 Balloons Balloons Product Image

I just wanted to comment on this because people were wondering where the ballon would stop floating or if it would just pop. Actually, balloons will stop rising once their density matches the surrounding air. Then I guess it would run outta helium and just fall to the ground or burn up in the atmosphere. Just wanted to say.
-Gingerfur

Who wants to be popped at?

10 Bowling Pin

Bowling balls riding you would be annoying.

That would be the worst then you would get hit by a bowling ball

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The Contenders
11 Tampon

I don't think I need to explain this one.

12 Toilet Paper

Nasty. this is even worse than toilet cause your touching it without water in between you and the turd

You'd absorb poo

Same as toilet

13 Ash

Imagine being about to be turned into a beauty, or a unicorn, or any animal or object of your choice, but the magic trick fails and you get cremated. This isn't a magically turned object. This is death. This is a badly burnt corpse. Death by being burnt, one of the worst ways to die.

14 Condoms

I.. I can't even explain why I wouldn't want to be it. *shudders* It speaks for itself.

Yeah I don't need to explain just...gross

No further explanation on that...

This is so gross.

15 Underwear Underwear Product Image

I know people that know people that know people who keep their underwear uncleaned for a month, and that's not gonna be my future.

For most, it would only be torture for one day, before you are sentenced to the washing machine. There are some (pretty gross) people who don't change their underwear every day, so their underwear has to deal with the sickening butt smell for ages.

Perverts serve as an exception.

Plus butt scratching

16 Drums Drums Product Image

Any musical instrument would be painful, but the drum is probably the worst one I can think of. You wouldn't want to get hit in the head hard over and over again at a fast speed, especially by a really talented drummer like Dave Grohl or Neil Peart.

17 Dog Toys

You will get chewed over and over again. Not fun, it's painful.

That would be the worst then I would be in my dogs mouth and chewed on

18 Wood Wood Product Image

This is probably worse than the nail, because not only would you have to deal with being chopped quite a lot of the time, you would also have to deal with being sawed in HALF, and burned to make a fire go longer.

No I will never turn into this and don't even think about taking Margaret or William from me!

Ouch, that's probably the worst!

Would be worse if burnt under some sacred evil witchcraft ritual

19 Poop

Why not any higher? I wouldn't like to be that disgusting brown stuff coming from a person's posterior and having part of you wiped onto a tissue and chucked into the toilet with the rest of me, just to be banished down it when flushed.

I will be stepped and crushed by the people who walk in the road.

How is poop not higher?

That would be the worst then I would be flushed down the toilet and go down to the sewer

20 Nails Nails Product Image

Imagine being punched and beaten up by a bunch of bullies with a hammer to the point where you're on the ground and very unlikely to recover from it. That's exactly what it would feel like if you were a nail.

21 Pickle

Unless your Rick Sanchez being turned into a pickle would defiantly be a terrible thing to happen to you.

No one before me commented on that? Strange...

22 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Let's move him to the top of the list.

Right behind you brother

23 Chair

I would enjoy it XD

24 Socks Socks Product Image

Sweaty feet scare me.

Feet are gross

25 Kenny (South Park) Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick is a main character in the animated adult television series South Park, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman.

As much as I love Kenny McCormick from South Park, I wouldn't really want to turn into him. Plus the idea of dying all the time would've been extremely painful.

Dying every day would not be fun

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