Worst Things That Could Happen to You

Norrisofchuck

The Top Ten

1 Make a joke about a cancer patient then getting cancer
2 Listen to Justin Bieber's Baby

A LOT OF THINGS ARE BAD ON THIS LIST, BUT THEY BEAT THIS. Why does nobody checked the bottom of the list. GETTING SHOT, PEED IN PUBLIC, STEPPING IN LAVA, THEY ALL BEAT THIS. CHECK THE BOTTOM NOW YOU IDIOTS.

REALLY? THIS IS SECOND! THIS SHOULD BE LAST. THERE ARE WAY WORST THINGS BELOW THE TOP 10 AND THIS WAS THE SECOND PLACE VOTE. YOU ARE ALL DUMB.

3 Have your best bud sleep with your girl
4 Going to Hell

Hell is the worst place ever, this should be number 1 on this list because no people at all on Earth would want to go to hell, In hell, there they have the worst things ever like Torture, The Fire-pit where Satan places you, Demons who are not nice to you at all and everything else that are the worst things ever.

This is the worst thing that could ever exist. Not even dying beats this.

HELL IS WHAT CAUSES ALL THE THE BAD THINGS ON THIS LIST TO HAPPEN. INCLUDING NUMBER ONE! SO HELL WOULD BE THE HEART OF EVERY BAD THING THAT HAPPEN LIKE PAIN, DEATH, AND HEARTBREAK. THIS IS THE WORST PLACE EVER.

HOW IS CANCER NUMBER ONE. HELL CAUSES CANCER. INCLUDING EVERYTHING ELSE ON THIS LIST. THIS JUST can't BE A SHOULD BE IN THE NUMBER ONE. IT HAS TO BE! IT WHAT CAUSES ALL OF THIS STUFF TO HAPPEN.

5 Die naked
6 Get an erection in public
7 Pee yourself in public
8 Not have enough money to pay your things while at the checkout line
9 Win the lottery, then lose the ticket
10 Go in a public restroom with no toilet paper at your disposal

The Contenders

11 Get pulled over by cops with your pants down
12 Watch an episode of Dora the Explorer
13 Make a joke about a disastrous event the day after it happened
14 Fart in a crowded area and then have the other people around you know it was you
15 Get ketchup on your plain white T
16 Get sent back to the store by your spouse to return the wrong item you bought
17 Have to buy your girlfriend tampons
18 Forced to watch the entire Twilight Saga
19 Get a pimple the day of school photos
20 Have car troubles on the way to work.
21 Get raped in jail
22 Getting caught in traffic on the way to school / work
23 Watch the Justin Bieber movie on Halloween night
24 Moving to a country with a dictator
25 Liking Digimon
26 Running out of breath

You can die just by running out of breath for too long. I can only hold my breath for 11-12 seconds.

27 Crashing a car into a tree

This is just H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E to do. Just horrible. I cannot stand crashing.

28 Getting dehydrated for too long

I once had a dry throat for about 11 hours 20 minutes and I thought it was pretty painful.

29 Stepping into lava

How is this number 30! It burns you foot. You people are idiots. Justin Biebers baby is second. Out of all the bad things out there that was second. At least you have your dang foot

Yeah stepping into hot springs is kind of OK, but stepping into lava, now that is not what you will want happening to you.

30 Skydiving

Oh skydiving is HORRIBLE. Just imagine jumping 690,360 feet from a plane. I'd probably die.

31 Choking

I would be sad for those that choke. I have TWICE.

32 Getting pied in the face

Now people that are watching go HAHAAHAHAA. The one getting pied in the face goes OUCH! That's because of the stinging cream pies do to your face. Probably why they made the expression, In your face!

33 Getting shot

Now I would hate to know that you have been shot like my grandpa who died 6 years ago when I was 1.

THIS IS LAST, ARE YOU SERIOUS. YOU PEOPLE ARE BIGGER MORONS THAN I THOUGHT. PEOPLE THIS PRETTY MUCH LOSS OF LIMB OR LIFE. ITS WAY WORSE THAN BieberS BABY. ALMOST EVERYTHING ON HERE IS WORST THAN BABY. IDIOTS

34 Having bad breath on a date with your girlfriend because you didn't have time to brush your teeth
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