Top Ten Worst Things to Say at a Job InterviewPositronWildhawk As long as it's funny, and not execrably offensive, add it.
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I could not add this without laughing. Loudly. - PositronWildhawk
And then the boss goes all Sheldon Cooper on you.
A clever joke that may make you look professional, or just plain stupid. - PositronWildhawk
True, but not the ideal quote for your CV. - PositronWildhawk
P.W: I guess that would all depend on the boss' sense of humour, wouldn't it? - Britgirl
Yeah, come back next year after you learn to identify those random buttons, and also your job. Bye! - Kiteretsunu
Hm...yep. Perhaps not the best thing to say. He'd probably tell you to take a long run off a very short pier! - Britgirl
This may actually work in your favour. Think of all the experience you'd have! - Britgirl
Although, having had 82 previous jobs in a short time, that won't look good. If you're 496 years old, teriffic, plus you own a world record, but not if you're young. - PositronWildhawk
Please, for the love of God, do not make the whole JB situation worse! - PositronWildhawk
YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER BUMHOLE! - Britgirl
Umm...I don't know. Can you? - Britgirl
Yep. That's up there. - PositronWildhawk
Imagine if the boss said yes
Especially if you were only asked what kind of a manager you would make! - Britgirl
Not on an interview buddy - Antonio89
Good for you
Who would tell them this in general? - CartoonCriticizer
That would probably make you not hired, and look like you don't care
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2. Yeah, security clearance is no biggie. Just do the secret knock, and if nobody answers, just scream for help demanding that they open the door.
3. I'm always alert, and focused on the main details, and I work extra late. Especially if there's a charming secretary about.