Top 10 "Would You Rather" Questions to Ask People


The Top Ten

1 Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or get eaten by spiders

Justin Bieber - Oliversky

Justin Bieber...he is not that bad - AwesomeJawson

Listen to Justin Bieber - 40

This is an exaggeration. It would be more logical to choose the first option. No matter how bad you might think Justin Bieber's music is, what sane person would rather kill themselves? - Misfire

2 Would you rather make the dumbest list or make the most offensive list

Dumbest I hate being mean or offensive - AwesomeJawson

Dumbest list is fine - Bangtan_Girl

I make dumb and offensive lists lmao, but way more dumb. - AlphaQ

Dumbest list. I already did like 5 of them (the My Favorite Anime lists) - CrypticMemory

3 Would you rather punch a wasp nest or punch spikes 50 times

Wasp - AwesomeJawson

Wasp Nest, then run for my life! - xXEnglishGothXx

Punch a wasp nest and then run for my life.
Why would I want to punch a wasp nest in the first place, though? Or spikes? Lol - Misfire

Wasps. You're only in trouble if they actually catch you!

4 Would you rather go to North Korea or Iraq

They both suck, but I would choose to go to Iraq. - 40

Iraq, North Korea doesn't even have human rights and rules are stupid. - AlphaQ

Iraq - AwesomeJawson

Iraq because North Korea is very corrupt and you have very limited human rights there. At least Iraq may have some safe places there. - JoeBoi

5 Swim naked in the arctic ocean in january or walk in the sahara desert in july with heavy winter clothes that you cannot take off?

Swim naked - 40

Swim Naked, I guess. - xXEnglishGothXx

Swim naked. I'd choke If I had those clothes on

I imagine that freezing/drowning in the ocean would be pretty painless compared to overheating

6 Cook or eat wood?

Cook - 40

Cook. - xXEnglishGothXx

Cook, obviously. - Misfire

Cook - RoseWeasley

7 Always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early?

20 minutes early. - Misfire

20 minutes early sounds better - BorisRule

Too easy. Better to early then too late is what they say! - Userguy44

10 minutes late, I would not want to spend more time at school than I already have to.

8 Would you rather get stabbed or get shot

Shot by a nerf gun because you didn't say what I got shot with.

I've been shot in my ass before, but that's because I was caught making out with someone's girl...anyways back on a Nerf gun. - AlphaQ

Get shot - 40

Get shot!

9 Would you rather lick a stuffed animal and smell it or smell the flower?

Lick a stuffed animal because it's opposite day. - AlphaQ

Flowers - 40

Flower - AwesomeJawson

Flowers - Bangtan_Girl

10 Would you rather Watch Dora or Listen To Justin Bieber.

JB because his music is OK.

Listen to Justin Bieber. He does have a few pretty good songs. - oneshot

Listen to Justin Bieber because I can just laugh at his horrible singing. - JoeBoi

Dora - CrypticMemory

The Contenders

11 Trip over every staircase you come across or shut your hand in every door you come across?

Trip over staircase - 40

Shut my hand in every door - I have social anxiety, and tripping in front of people is SO EMBARRASSING - xXEnglishGothXx

Trip, the other option sounds like living hell

Trip over. The second option had already happened to me. And it was really painful. Plus, I think the 1st choice sounds less painful. - Misfire

12 Eat 2 packages of raw hot dogs or clog the toilet at your in-law's?

I love raw hot dogs - Unnamed Google User Remade

Eat 2 packages. - AlphaQ

Clog it...DAD DID IT! - AwesomeJawson

Clog the toilet and blame it on the father. - xXEnglishGothXx

13 Be a 6'2'' woman or a 5'2'' man?

6'2", it's boring being 5'2"-i mean 5'4" - AlphaQ

62" woman, I be a model dude. - Luckys

6'2 woman. - oneshot

6'2, because I don't wanna be a man. But I don't wanna be 6'2. I'm supposed to be like 5'11 when I grow up, so why not.

14 Be extremely underweight or extremely overweight?

Underweight - BorisRule

Overweight because then I will weigh enough to ride the lunar loop! Yay!

Underweight because I’ll just eat lots of party sized pizzas until I get to the desired weight

15 Would you rather always be able to tell when someone is lying or always be able to get away with lying?

What if someone who always got away with lying lies to someone who can always tell? - Unnamed Google User Remade

Get away. I lie A LOT

Be Able To Tell. I Barely Lie, anyway. - xXEnglishGothXx

Tell when someone is lying. - shadomatrix

16 Be poor but help people or become rich by hurting people?

Poor. If I was helpful enough, people would give me money! I would definitely not harm someone.

Poor but help others. If my life revolved around making others suffer for personal gain I'd have probably killed myself by now. - Entranced98

Be poor and helpful - Randomator

Rich obvisouly

17 Would you rather fight your favorite YouTuber or your favorite TopTenner

Fight my favorite Youtuber - 40

Why would I fight anyone?

Can it be a small punch to my favourite YouTuber? A friendly punch? - xXEnglishGothXx

I choose no fights. - Misfire

18 Would you rather call the Ouija board a "spirit board" and play with it or conduct a séance?

I'd say hi to 2Pac. - AlphaQ

Conducting a seance, provided these both actually work. I'd like to say hi to Michael Jackson, Lil Peep, Avicii, XXXTentacion, and Nipsey Hussle along with a few other dead music artists. - oneshot

Seeing Freddie Mercury And Kurt Cobain is coool. - xXEnglishGothXx

Well it relates to Halloween strangely, and just go with the conduct séance option. - htoutlaws2012

19 Bring only 1 book on a 12-hour flight or bring an e-reader at only 10% with no chargers on a 12-hour flight?

Bring a blunt and cigarettes. - AlphaQ


A book. If it’s good, that is. - xXEnglishGothXx

Book. I can read it over again!

20 Would you rather spare a giant huntsman spider or a giant isopod

Huntsman Spider. Spiders are cool and creepy. I like ‘em. Isopoda are my WORST NIGHTMARE. - xXEnglishGothXx

Both! I spare any animals I encounter, even though it's a spider, an isopod, or other "creepy" animals (but if I encounter a mosquito I'll kill them anyway) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Spare the spider, the other looks very more threatening than the typical answer. - htoutlaws2012

Either, they're both living creatures - PeeledBanana

21 Would you rather drink bleach or hang yourself?

Bleach because Logan Pual wont find me - AlphaQ

Hang myself wearing a sign that reads "Logan Paul's Future." - BorisRule

Hang myself on a tree that's shorter than me. - Alkadikce

Drink bleach, as there is a chance for survival after drinking it. - oneshot

22 Would you rather eat marshmallows and a chocolate cheesecake or eat an ice cream sandwich with marshmallows?

Can I have both? - xXEnglishGothXx

I’ll take both - 40

2nd choice. I hate cheesecake. - Luckys

Option no. 2 - RoseWeasley

23 Have no one show up at your wedding or funeral?

Funeral of course then I wont know so it wont matter

Funeral, because I wouldn’t know - VeganTurtle

Least my bride would show up to my wedding - PackFan2005


24 Would you rather wear the same clothes Ginger Spice wears or wear a sleeveless tie dye crop top?

Tie dye, I guess. - xXEnglishGothXx

I would actually want to wear a tie dye crop top.

Okay this is more of a female question... this is very awkward. - htoutlaws2012

Ya know there son, I didn't even vote for this item I'm giving you commentary directly for your amusement. - htoutlaws2012

25 Give up on all of your electronics for the rest of your life or wear school uniform clothes every day for the rest of your life?

Everyone will obviously go for uniform unless they are from the past and don't know what electronics are

Uniforms. Without electronics part of me dies inside

I'd choose the second option, but only if it was a Japanese sailor girl school uniform

uniforms. - CrypticMemory

26 Die epically or die of a disease?

Die epically - 40

Die epically, I guess. - xXEnglishGothXx

I mean disease - CrypticMemory

Die of a disease because most epic deaths occur at a younger age - Alkadikce

27 Would you rather compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hilter or be friends with African-American teenagers?

Be friends with African-Americans. I'm black so obviously. - AlphaQ

Racist. Id be friends with the teens! - xXEnglishGothXx

Compare Trump to Hitler, but this question is wrong on so many levels. - shadomatrix

African American teenagers. Most of them are nice - AwesomeJawson

28 Have your shirt two sizes too big or one size too small?

Too small because I can just wear high waisted pants.

One size too small. I seriously don't get the appeal of the oversized trend. - Entranced98

Too big. - PackFan2005

2 sizes big so I wouldn’t have to worry about a replacement for awhile - Randomator

29 Would you rather drown or get burned

Um...what kind of burn? - xXEnglishGothXx

*Sonic 1 Drowning Theme played* - BorisRule

Burned - CrypticMemory

Get burned spectacularly while everyone watching - Alkadikce

30 Would you rather befriend a Jew or pretend to be Jewish and act like you're Jewish?

Befriend a Jew - 40

Befriend one, Why Not! - xXEnglishGothXx

Pretend to be Jewish - shadomatrix

I am Jewish! So, First one - oneshot

31 Would you rather live in a haunted house or get eaten by spiders

Haunted house. I've snuck into some before and I can handle it. - AlphaQ

Haunted house, man! Cool. - xXEnglishGothXx

Haunted house. - RoseWeasley

Haunted House - ElSherlock

32 Would you rather be able to speak all human languages or be able to speak to every animal but not understand all human languages

I can't choose. It's just a really hard decision to make. I guess you could call me an 'indecisive person'. - Misfire

Animals. - xXEnglishGothXx

ANIMALS - AwesomeJawson

Speak to all animals, as long if I can still speak english. - RoseWeasley

33 Would you rather always stay young or bring somebody back from the dead?

I will bring all my deceased relatives, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Christina Grimmie and Pete Burns.

But I would also want to be immortal - BorisRule

Bring someone back from the dead - ElSherlock

Bring someone back from the dead, I would want to bring my grandpa back. Staying young forever is a nice wish, but who cares about what I want when I can help others by bringing them back to life?

I would rather stay young. Or better yet being immortal. One of my top ten biggest wishes. - cosmo

34 Be able to fly without getting hurt or being able to travel through time?

Time travel! - 40

Time travel

Travel to the 70s, 80s and 90s! - xXEnglishGothXx

I've always been fascinated with time travel, so, I'd choose the second option. - Misfire

35 Have no shadow or no reflection?

No reflection - shadomatrix

No reflection. YAAAY! - xXEnglishGothXx

no shadow - CrypticMemory

Either way I'd be classified as a vampire. - Luckys

36 Would you rather call your favorite fictional character a "waifu" or see the 9/11 video on your laptop and cry at it?


Waifu - CrypticMemory

Fine! I'll pick the waifu one! >:( - BorisRule

Jughead Jones is my Waifu

Sherlocks Holmes is gonna frame you for banging his son. Good luck with that. - AlphaQ

37 Be 7 years old & not potty-trained or 5 years old with no ability to speak at all?

Not potty trained, I gotta know how to talk with them gurls heheheheheheh - AlphaQ

The second one. I could still communicate with other people, just not the ones where talking is involved. - Misfire

Second. Sounds coool - xXEnglishGothXx

5 year olds who can't speak are very rare to see happen. - htoutlaws2012

38 Find true love or find a suitcase with one billion dollars?

Billion dollars because I can get true love by being rich

Billion dollars duh - Luckys

The second one because I believe I can find true love without this hocuspocus. But only if the suitcase isn't lost, just prepared for me and I don't have to report it - Alkadikce


39 Rule the world or live in a world with peace and happiness (no problems at all)?

The second one. Just imagine all the people living life in peace! - Misfire

Second one please - BorisRule

Second one - ElSherlock

Definitely the second one, wars would rage in the first one. - PackFan2005

40 Would you rather fear most things or only remember things for 1 minute

Fear most things! I'll get over them! - BorisRule

Fear - ElSherlock

Fear most things. Set aside horrible for a second, you would forget things like needing to work or eat or wear clothes. - pandagirl

Fear most things. I'll get over the fears sooner and remember everything - Neonco31

41 Would you rather be Batman or be Spider-Man

Spider-man. - Misfire

Spiderman - ElSherlock

Spider man - BorisRule

Spider man. - PackFan2005

42 Be five feet taller or three feet shorter?


Did you know that if someone was 5 foot 9 inches they would be exactly 69 inches tall. - DarkBoi-X

Apart from women who are in love with a man shorter than themselves, I can't imagine why anybody would choose the second option. - Alkadikce


Five feel taller - I’d be taller than anyoneee! - xXEnglishGothXx

43 Would you rather be a cat for 24 hours or be a dog for 24 hours?

I would be a dog - 40

DOGS - AlphaQ

Cats, because they love me - Luckys

DOG. - Misfire

44 Be forced to use windows me for a year or be forced to watch Disney/pixar's the good dinosaur for a year?

Good dinosaur. Windows ME is a terrible operating system (still not as bad as 10). - shadomatrix

The second one. Windows ME is buggy and it was a terrible operating system!
The Good Dinosaur is not that bad. (But Microsoft really screwed it up) - BorisRule

The good dinosaur - ElSherlock

Be forced to watch Good Dinosaur, it's actually a great movie. - Trollsfan536

45 Be a newborn baby for all of your life or be a disabled senior citizen all of your life?

I want to be little forever - 40

Newborn baby - ElSherlock

Take the fountain of youth, or be old, and not worry about a retirement plan? This sounds like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button actually. - htoutlaws2012

I’d rather be little again - Randomator

46 Would you rather listen to the worst song by your favorite artist or the best song by your least favorite artist?

Best artist: Tyler the Creator / Childish Gambino
Worst Song: BSD

Worst Artist: Lil Xan
Best Song: Shine Hard

I don't know if we talking about TYler the Shine Hard becuase BSD is beyond atrocious. But probably Gambino's worst because he doesn't have a horrible song. - AlphaQ

Favorite artist:Khalid
His worst song:1-800-273-8255

Least favorite artist:Lil Meerkat (does he even count imao)
His best song:um probaly I Got 14 Dollars

Yeah, I'm going with Khalid. - oneshot

I'd like to specify this comment in order not to offend anyone. 1-800-273-8255 isn't even a bad song by any means, it's actually a very meaningful song. However, Khalid's vocal performance is very weak on there, hence being his worst song. - oneshot

47 Would You Rather get your fingers chopped off by a food processor or be trapped in the TV show South Park for 15 years?

I'm the first one to choose the food processor - Alkadikce

Be trapped in the T.V. show South Park. - shadomatrix

Be trapped in South Park for 15 years. - Trollsfan536

15 Years is a long ass time, and people die like flies in South Park, but I can't live without my fingers. I'd blend into the environment and hope for a decent life...

48 Would you rather be a pirate prone to motion sickness or a ninja with chronic hiccups?
49 Would you rather answer this question or not answer it

No, not that I just answered it. - Misfire

Already answered.

"Um, true. I'll go true. Eh, that was easy."
-Wheatley, Portal 2

Everyone should say answer it because if you type something under this one, then you just answered the question

50 Would you rather be forced to kill your friend, but not go to jail or have someone else kill your friend, but you go to jail?

The first one - 40

Second one, I will risk it! - BorisRule

The second one, but why does my friend have to die?

Then you would be labeled a whack, or an assassin. - htoutlaws2012

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