Top 10 "Would You Rather" Questions to Ask People

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1 Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or get eaten by spiders

I would listen to Justin Bieber. - Kiteretsunu

Even if I hate Justin Bieber I would rather listen to him then getting eaten by spiders. - cosmo

I hate Justin Bieber, but I'm not gonna be eaten by spiders. - CasinLetsGoBowling

I'd rather listen to Justin Bieber, even though I hate his songs. - IcetailofWishClan

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2 Would you rather make the dumbest list or make the most offensive list

I'd rather be an asshole than an idiot, but I would be an even bigger idiot if I made an offensive post, but It's still better than the former.

I would choose "dumbest list". - Kiteretsunu

Offensive list. Because freedom of speech is more important than everyone's sensitive feelings. Free speech was established in the Constitution to protect "offensive" speech. Otherwise, thought police could just say ANYTHING is offensive and have it censored. And that's really where we are now, here in America and overseas. People in Europe are being put in jail, by the thought police, for "offensive" speech that the establishment disagrees with. It's 1984 people! Facebook and Twitter are censoring conservative, right-leaning media like DrudgeReport, Paul Joseph Watson, Milo Yianopolis, InfoWars, etc. Heck, this site is very guilty of it too! Both users who whine about certain lists needing to be taken down, and especially admin censoring all kinds of crap (one of the biggest things that ticks me off is that downvotes are no longer shown on comments, grrr). - eventer51314

Same. Dumbest list. - IcetailofWishClan

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3 Would you rather punch a wasp nest or punch spikes 50 times

Wasp nest then you could run from it

It didn't say wasp nest with live wasps. #Loophole - iiKyodaiKickz

Wasp nest. There, at least I can run off. - IcetailofWishClan

Wasp nest - PeeledBanana

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4 Would you rather go to North Korea or Iraq

Top Gear made it through Iraq and nobody was killed. I think they have enough sense not to set foot in North Korea, though. - PositronWildhawk

I guess Iraq, At least chances of execution are lesser - Neonco31

I'd rather live in North Korea by an inch - FerrariDude64

Iraq. - IcetailofWishClan

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5 Would you rather spare a giant huntsman spider or a giant isopod

Both! I spare any animals I encounter, even though it's a spider, an isopod, or other "creepy" animals (but if I encounter a mosquito I'll kill them anyway) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Either, they're both living creatures - PeeledBanana

Both. - IcetailofWishClan

6 Would you rather fight your favorite YouTuber or your favorite TopTenner

Top tenner because I don't know very much of them anyway

Favorite YouTuber, I don't wanna fight friends - PeeledBanana

I'd rather fight my favorite YouTuber. - IcetailofWishClan

Favorite YouTuber - Neonco31

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7 Would you rather get stabbed or get shot

Nobody says which body part of me is gonna get shot or stabbed! So, shot on my limb (more faster, more painless) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Depends where and how serious the injury is. - PositronWildhawk

Stabbed, I'm less likely to die. But if I'm gonna die easily, shot. - BeatlesFan1964

Depends how many times - missyweirdo

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8 Would you rather lick a stuffed animal and smell it or smell the flower?

Flower - PeeledBanana

Flower - Neonco31

9 Trip over every staircase you come across or shut your hand in every door you come across?
10 Would you rather call the Ouija board a "spirit board" and play with it or conduct a séance?

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11 Eat 2 packages of raw hot dogs or clog the toilet at your in-law's?

Clog, it would be really awkward but I don't wanna get badly sick - PeeledBanana

what?! - missyweirdo

12 Would you rather drown or get burned

Probably drowned, less painful. - funnyuser

Drowning, it's painless - Neonco31

I would rather drown. - cosmo

Drown - PeeledBanana

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13 Would you rather wear the same clothes Ginger Spice wears or wear a sleeveless tie dye crop top?
14 Swim naked in the arctic ocean in january or walk in the sahara desert in july with heavy winter clothes that you cannot take off?
15 Would you rather always be able to tell when someone is lying or always be able to get away with lying?

I'd rather always get away with lying. Maybe I could get some of the crappy pop singers arrested for other crappy pop singers I've killed. Two for one! - Turkeyasylum

Be able to tell when someone is lying. Because when I get a girlfriend I could tell if she has been cheating on me. - nintendofan126

Tell if someone is lying because that seems more important and I can always learn to be a god liar! - missyweirdo

First one - PeeledBanana

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16 Would you rather drink bleach or hang yourself?

Only a sip of bleach - PeeledBanana

Bleach - Neonco31

17 Be a 6'2'' woman or a 5'2'' man?

The first one obviously - FireWasp2004

First one! DUH! - missyweirdo

First one - PeeledBanana

18 Would you rather eat marshmallows and a chocolate cheesecake or eat an ice cream sandwich with marshmallows?

Second one - PeeledBanana

19 Bring only 1 book on a 12-hour flight or bring an e-reader at only 10% with no chargers on a 12-hour flight?

Bring one book. At least there's a guarantee I'll finish reading it on the flight. - Entranced98

20 Would you rather live in a haunted house or get eaten by spiders

Eaten by spiders. I'll die either way (some ghosts kill), and ghosts are way scarier than spiders. Spiders would kill me faster, because ghosts will mess around and torture you first before finally killing you - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

You know, you could always be in a situation involving both at once. - PositronWildhawk

I would rather live in a haunted house. - cosmo

Haunted house, I have a chance of making it out - Neonco31

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1. Trip over every staircase you come across or shut your hand in every door you come across?
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3. Swim naked in the arctic ocean in january or walk in the sahara desert in july with heavy winter clothes that you cannot take off?
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