Top 10 "Would You Rather" Questions to Ask People


The Top Ten

1 Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or get eaten by spiders

I would listen to Justin Bieber. - Kiteretsunu

Even if I hate Justin Bieber I would rather listen to him then getting eaten by spiders. - cosmo

I hate Justin Bieber, but I'm not gonna be eaten by spiders. - CasinLetsGoBowling

I'd rather listen to Justin Bieber, even though I hate his songs. - IcetailofWishClan

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2 Would you rather make the dumbest list or make the most offensive list

Hmm... a list that makes no logic or have a very racist list well I have barely made any super dumb lists so at one point actually did have a racist list back then I'll leave it at that. - htoutlaws2012

I'd rather be an asshole than an idiot, but I would be an even bigger idiot if I made an offensive post, but It's still better than the former.

I would choose "dumbest list". - Kiteretsunu

The dumbest list, Top 10 Reasons Why 1+1=11. - lovefrombadlands

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3 Would you rather punch a wasp nest or punch spikes 50 times

Wasp nest then you could run from it

It didn't say wasp nest with live wasps. #Loophole - iiKyodaiKickz

Wasp nest. There, at least I can run off. - IcetailofWishClan

Wasp nest, what if there was no wasps. - lovefrombadlands

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4 Would you rather go to North Korea or Iraq

Top Gear made it through Iraq and nobody was killed. I think they have enough sense not to set foot in North Korea, though. - PositronWildhawk

I guess Iraq, At least chances of execution are lesser - Neonco31

I'd rather live in North Korea by an inch - FerrariDude64

Where's the commit suicide option? - htoutlaws2012

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5 Would you rather spare a giant huntsman spider or a giant isopod

Both! I spare any animals I encounter, even though it's a spider, an isopod, or other "creepy" animals (but if I encounter a mosquito I'll kill them anyway) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Spare the spider, the other looks very more threatening than the typical answer. - htoutlaws2012

Either, they're both living creatures - PeeledBanana

Both. - IcetailofWishClan

6 Would you rather fight your favorite YouTuber or your favorite TopTenner

Depends on the debated topic if these get hairy I won't back down from my claim on that subject matter. - htoutlaws2012

My favorite YouTuber because she would not fight well, like me. We would quit and call it a draw. - lovefrombadlands

Top tenner because I don't know very much of them anyway

I'd rather fight my favorite YouTuber. - IcetailofWishClan

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7 Would you rather get stabbed or get shot

You know if I wanted a back stabber that make me despise you more than anything for being a traitor, and I have met people like this who play the nice guy role who are really the foils you would least expect. - htoutlaws2012

Nobody says which body part of me is gonna get shot or stabbed! So, shot on my limb (more faster, more painless) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Depends where and how serious the injury is. - PositronWildhawk

Depends how many times - missyweirdo

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8 Would you rather lick a stuffed animal and smell it or smell the flower?

Take the flower than ugh... - htoutlaws2012

Flower - PeeledBanana

Flower - Neonco31

9 Trip over every staircase you come across or shut your hand in every door you come across?

You mean close all the doors with you're own two hands over falling over a long staircase right... - htoutlaws2012

10 Would you rather call the Ouija board a "spirit board" and play with it or conduct a séance?

Well it relates to Halloween strangely, and just go with the conduct séance option. - htoutlaws2012

The Contenders

11 Eat 2 packages of raw hot dogs or clog the toilet at your in-law's?

Yet how many people have clogged a toilet in a restaurant no less. - htoutlaws2012

Clog, it would be really awkward but I don't wanna get badly sick - PeeledBanana

what?! - missyweirdo

12 Would you rather drown or get burned

I've been sitting at the bottom of the swimming pool for a while now drowning my thoughts out. - lovefrombadlands

Probably drowned, less painful. - funnyuser

Drowning, it's painless - Neonco31

Drown - PeeledBanana

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13 Would you rather wear the same clothes Ginger Spice wears or wear a sleeveless tie dye crop top?

Okay this is more of a female question... this is very awkward. - htoutlaws2012

14 Swim naked in the arctic ocean in january or walk in the sahara desert in july with heavy winter clothes that you cannot take off?
15 Would you rather always be able to tell when someone is lying or always be able to get away with lying?

I'd rather always get away with lying. Maybe I could get some of the crappy pop singers arrested for other crappy pop singers I've killed. Two for one! - Turkeyasylum

Well then that's like saying we know is always trying to impose their impersonating skills by making fake accounts of the actual users. - htoutlaws2012

Be able to tell when someone is lying. Because when I get a girlfriend I could tell if she has been cheating on me. - nintendofan126

First one - PeeledBanana

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16 Would you rather drink bleach or hang yourself?

Only a sip of bleach - PeeledBanana

Drink bleach overtime I gotta hear how great Nicki Mianj is (not). - htoutlaws2012

Bleach - Neonco31

17 Be a 6'2'' woman or a 5'2'' man?

6'2, because I don't wanna be a man. But I don't wanna be 6'2. I'm supposed to be like 5'11 when I grow up, so why not. - lovefrombadlands

I loved to meet an amazon women taller than me. - htoutlaws2012

First one! DUH! - missyweirdo

First one - PeeledBanana

18 Would you rather eat marshmallows and a chocolate cheesecake or eat an ice cream sandwich with marshmallows?

Sandwich with marshmallows sounds like the better combination. - htoutlaws2012

Second one - PeeledBanana

19 Bring only 1 book on a 12-hour flight or bring an e-reader at only 10% with no chargers on a 12-hour flight?

If I wanted to bore myself why not just look down below of takeoff. - htoutlaws2012

Bring one book. At least there's a guarantee I'll finish reading it on the flight. - Entranced98

None. I don't like reading. - lovefrombadlands

20 Would you rather live in a haunted house or get eaten by spiders

Eaten by spiders. I'll die either way (some ghosts kill), and ghosts are way scarier than spiders. Spiders would kill me faster, because ghosts will mess around and torture you first before finally killing you - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

You know, you could always be in a situation involving both at once. - PositronWildhawk

I would rather live in a haunted house. - cosmo

''Hey gang I think we should renovate at that creepy looking haunted House.'' - Fred - htoutlaws2012

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21 Would you rather call your favorite fictional character a "waifu" or see the 9/11 video on your laptop and cry at it?

I may seem stupid but what the hell is waifu, I've heard of it but I don't know what it is - PeeledBanana

Hey! King Boo is a waifu! - lovefrombadlands

Waifu? - Neonco31

22 Give up on all of your electronics for the rest of your life or wear school uniform clothes every day for the rest of your life?

Embarrassingly wear school uniform clothes every day. - htoutlaws2012

Second one - PeeledBanana

23 Would you rather be able to speak all human languages or be able to speak to every animal but not understand all human languages

Not understand ALL human languages? So I must understand SOME human languages. - PositronWildhawk

Speak to animals but spare English PLEASE! - Neonco31

I've always wanted to speak animal languages - littlerunaway

Ugh... all? I'm lucky to have basic knowledge of one commonly. - htoutlaws2012

24 Would you rather Watch Dora or Listen To Justin Bieber.

Been there, done both. Wasn't actually as bad as they say... Still wasn't good either.

Well, that's a hard one. I really don't know. - Kiteretsunu

Come on Dora, just to laugh at how dated it feels for a 2000's cartoon for younger kids around 3-8. - htoutlaws2012

Watch Dora. - PeeledBanana

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25 Would you rather befriend a Jew or pretend to be Jewish and act like you're Jewish?

Probably for hysterical purposes pretend to be Jewish. - htoutlaws2012

26 Would you rather compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hilter or be friends with African-American teenagers?

Second one - PeeledBanana

Totally offensive question no matter how you put it. ''My black friend'' - Pres. Donald Trump - htoutlaws2012


27 Be 7 years old & not potty-trained or 5 years old with no ability to speak at all?

5 year olds who can't speak are very rare to see happen. - htoutlaws2012

28 Squeak when you walk or blow bubbles when you talk?
29 Be forced to use windows me for a year or be forced to watch Disney/pixar's the good dinosaur for a year?

This come off surprising, but give me the older version of Windows anyday. The last great version of Windows is probably 7 after that things go downhill with major flaws. - htoutlaws2012

Second one - PeeledBanana

30 Would You Rather get your fingers chopped off by a food processor or be trapped in the TV show South Park for 15 years?

15 Years is a long ass time, and people die like flies in South Park, but I can't live without my fingers. I'd blend into the environment and hope for a decent life...

This is a hard choice. - nintendofan126

The curious case of the world of South Park anyday over getting chopped by a potential butchering madmen behind the culinary massacre. - htoutlaws2012

Ugh... - Neonco31

31 Would you rather be a pirate prone to motion sickness or a ninja with chronic hiccups?
32 Would you rather fear most things or only remember things for 1 minute

Fear most things. I'll get over the fears sooner and remember everything - Neonco31

Fear most things. Set aside horrible for a second, you would forget things like needing to work or eat or wear clothes. - pandagirl

Remembering every single detail is actually harder then you may suggest. Trust I have felt defeated for doing so. - htoutlaws2012

Fear most things..wait...what's this website again? - lovefrombadlands

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33 Have your legs sewn backwards or live with a second head?

With how the way I look I'll take the chance with legs sewn crazy like. - htoutlaws2012

Live with a second head

Depends on the head...

Second head - Neonco31

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34 Die epically or die of a disease?

In what way do I want to die is an understatement. - htoutlaws2012

Epic death, YEAH! - Neonco31

35 Be able to fly without getting hurt or being able to travel through time?

Fly. I don't need to learn how to drive or memorize streets anymore. I can just fly and if I forgot the way to go to someplace, I can just fly high and see everything from above - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Traveling through time, and rewriting the history would be a better mission then to have the ability to fly. - htoutlaws2012

Time travel is so much more useful in every aspect.

Second one - PeeledBanana

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36 Have no shadow or no reflection?

Either way, that means I'm a ghost. No shadow - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No reflection - htoutlaws2012

37 Would you rather watch teen drama movies with your stuffed animal friends or be attracted to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Depends on the movie choices of course. - htoutlaws2012

38 Would you rather obsess over Weezer, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Green Day, and any other punk rock band or have your nails painted ombré?

Well ''ombré''... my answer is probably obsess myself to these rock bands then. - htoutlaws2012

39 Be a newborn baby for all of your life or be a disabled senior citizen all of your life?

Take the fountain of youth, or be old, and not worry about a retirement plan? This sounds like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button actually. - htoutlaws2012

40 Would you rather watch the Spongebob Squarepants episode "One Coarse Meal" 200 times or watch all the ideas on the list "Top Ten Episodes That Should Be Created in Season 10 of Spongebob"?

It would actually be fun to watch the ideas on top ten episodes that should be created in season ten on SpongeBob. - spongebobgymnast2

Frankly both of these are not very pleasing for me since the humor died a lot time ago. - htoutlaws2012

Read Top Ten Episodes That Should Be Created in Season 10 of Spongebob - Neonco31

Second one - PeeledBanana

41 Would you rather always stay young or bring somebody back from the dead?

I would rather stay young. Or better yet being immortal. One of my top ten biggest wishes. - cosmo

Lots of these choices are hard. I pick stay young. - nintendofan126

Stay young, live fresh, live forever - Neonco31

Stay young - htoutlaws2012

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42 Would you rather have chromophobia or have coulrophobia

Coulrophobia, even though I don't fear over clowns like others which sounds insane in the membrane, but I never got why until seeing it. - htoutlaws2012

Fear of colors or fear of clowns? You rarely see clowns, but you see colors all of the time.

Coulrophobia - Neonco31

43 Would you rather put Justin Bieber as 1 for best singers or put Kim Jong Un as best leaders

Justin Bieber because he isn't the worst, and Kim Jong Un just might be. - lovefrombadlands

Justin Bieber as best singer - Neonco31

First one - PeeledBanana

2nd one

44 Would you rather answer this question or not answer it

Id rather answer it. - cosmo

I'd rather answer it. - nintendofan126

Um, I would rather not answer it. - lovefrombadlands

And... he does answer the call. - htoutlaws2012

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45 Would you rather save yourself or save your wife/husband

I'm only 11 so I would rather save myself. - cosmo

Myself. Don't even have a husband - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Myself. I'm not in love. - lovefrombadlands

myself - htoutlaws2012

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46 Would you rather buy a plane or a flying car

A flying car. It would be very cool to have one. - cosmo

Flying car. It would be awesome - Neonco31

A flying car, of course. Since the time I saw Weasleys' car, I want one - littlerunaway

Flying car - PeeledBanana

47 Would you rather get an A+ on science or get an A+ on math

That's a hard one. I have an A+ on both. - cosmo

I'll take the A+ in science, its not all that bad. - htoutlaws2012

I'd rather have an A+ in math. I suck at math. - Pegasister12

Math - PeeledBanana

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48 Would you rather be Batman or be Spider-Man

Spiderman (woman in this case, because I'm a girl) because I love spiders more than bats. And spiderman got better abilities - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Spider-man. Because I would love to climb walls, swing, and be strong. Plus he's my favorite super hero. - nintendofan126

Batman, he doesn't fly or shoot webs, but he can punch like a boss. - CasinLetsGoBowling



Radioactive Spider-Man

Spider blood

Spider blood

Radioactive spider blood'' Does that answer you're question? - htoutlaws2012

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49 Would you rather poop bricks or pee super cold water

I'd pee cold, cold, water for you. And although time may take us into different places...wait! I'm still on the toilet! - lovefrombadlands

Pee cold water. Cause pooping bricks might hurt. - nintendofan126

I agree with you 2. I would rather pee cold water. - cosmo

Super cold water, poop bricks ha. - htoutlaws2012

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50 Would you rather drown or suffocate

Drowning is suffocating underwater... What's the difference?

These questions sound familiar. Aren't these from the Unfriended case on ABC News? - JaysTop10List

It's better to drown. Its less painless. - cosmo

The same thing slightly so Drown. - htoutlaws2012

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2. Eat 2 packages of raw hot dogs or clog the toilet at your in-law's?
3. Swim naked in the arctic ocean in january or walk in the sahara desert in july with heavy winter clothes that you cannot take off?
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