Top 10 "Would You Rather" Questions to Ask People

Justin Bieber - Oliversky

Justin Bieber...he is not that bad - AwesomeJawson

Listen to Justin Bieber - 40

This is an exaggeration. It would be more logical to choose the first option. No matter how bad you might think Justin Bieber's music is, what sane person would rather kill themselves? - Misfire

Dumbest I hate being mean or offensive - AwesomeJawson

Dumbest list is fine - Bangtan_Girl

I make dumb and offensive lists lmao, but way more dumb. - AlphaQ

Dumbest list. I already did like 5 of them (the My Favorite Anime lists) - CrypticMemory

Wasp - AwesomeJawson

Wasp Nest, then run for my life! - xXEnglishGothXx

Punch a wasp nest and then run for my life.
Why would I want to punch a wasp nest in the first place, though? Or spikes? Lol - Misfire

Wasps. You're only in trouble if they actually catch you!

They both suck, but I would choose to go to Iraq. - 40

Iraq, North Korea doesn't even have human rights and rules are stupid. - AlphaQ

Iraq - AwesomeJawson

Iraq because North Korea is very corrupt and you have very limited human rights there. At least Iraq may have some safe places there. - JoeBoi

Swim naked - 40

Swim Naked, I guess. - xXEnglishGothXx

Swim naked. I'd choke If I had those clothes on

I imagine that freezing/drowning in the ocean would be pretty painless compared to overheating

Cook - 40

Cook. - xXEnglishGothXx

Cook, obviously. - Misfire

Cook - RoseWeasley

20 minutes early. - Misfire

20 minutes early sounds better - BorisRule

Too easy. Better to early then too late is what they say! - Userguy44

10 minutes late, I would not want to spend more time at school than I already have to.

Shot by a nerf gun because you didn't say what I got shot with.

I've been shot in my ass before, but that's because I was caught making out with someone's girl...anyways back on topic...shot...by a Nerf gun. - AlphaQ

Get shot - 40

Get shot!

Lick a stuffed animal because it's opposite day. - AlphaQ

Flowers - 40

Flower - AwesomeJawson

Flowers - Bangtan_Girl

Trip over staircase - 40

Shut my hand in every door - I have social anxiety, and tripping in front of people is SO EMBARRASSING - xXEnglishGothXx

Trip, the other option sounds like living hell

Trip over. The second option had already happened to me. And it was really painful. Plus, I think the 1st choice sounds less painful. - Misfire

I love raw hot dogs - Unnamed Google User Remade

Eat 2 packages. - AlphaQ

Clog it...DAD DID IT! - AwesomeJawson

Clog the toilet and blame it on the father. - xXEnglishGothXx

6'2", it's boring being 5'2"-i mean 5'4" - AlphaQ

62" woman, I be a model dude. - Luckys

6'2 woman. - oneshot

6'2, because I don't wanna be a man. But I don't wanna be 6'2. I'm supposed to be like 5'11 when I grow up, so why not.

Underweight - BorisRule

Overweight because then I will weigh enough to ride the lunar loop! Yay!

Underweight because I’ll just eat lots of party sized pizzas until I get to the desired weight

What if someone who always got away with lying lies to someone who can always tell? - Unnamed Google User Remade

Get away. I lie A LOT

Be Able To Tell. I Barely Lie, anyway. - xXEnglishGothXx

Tell when someone is lying. - shadomatrix

Poor. If I was helpful enough, people would give me money! I would definitely not harm someone.

Poor but help others. If my life revolved around making others suffer for personal gain I'd have probably killed myself by now. - Entranced98

Be poor and helpful - Randomator

Rich obvisouly

Fight my favorite Youtuber - 40

Why would I fight anyone?

Can it be a small punch to my favourite YouTuber? A friendly punch? - xXEnglishGothXx

I choose no fights. - Misfire

I'd say hi to 2Pac. - AlphaQ

Conducting a seance, provided these both actually work. I'd like to say hi to Michael Jackson, Lil Peep, Avicii, XXXTentacion, and Nipsey Hussle along with a few other dead music artists. - oneshot

Seance.
Seeing Freddie Mercury And Kurt Cobain is coool. - xXEnglishGothXx

Well it relates to Halloween strangely, and just go with the conduct séance option. - htoutlaws2012

Bring a blunt and cigarettes. - AlphaQ

book

A book. If it’s good, that is. - xXEnglishGothXx

Book. I can read it over again!

Huntsman Spider. Spiders are cool and creepy. I like ‘em. Isopoda are my WORST NIGHTMARE. - xXEnglishGothXx

Both! I spare any animals I encounter, even though it's a spider, an isopod, or other "creepy" animals (but if I encounter a mosquito I'll kill them anyway) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Spare the spider, the other looks very more threatening than the typical answer. - htoutlaws2012

Either, they're both living creatures - PeeledBanana

Bleach because Logan Pual wont find me - AlphaQ

Hang myself wearing a sign that reads "Logan Paul's Future." - BorisRule

Hang myself on a tree that's shorter than me. - Alkadikce

Drink bleach, as there is a chance for survival after drinking it. - oneshot

Can I have both? - xXEnglishGothXx

I’ll take both - 40

2nd choice. I hate cheesecake. - Luckys

Option no. 2 - RoseWeasley

Funeral of course then I wont know so it wont matter

Funeral, because I wouldn’t know - VeganTurtle

Least my bride would show up to my wedding - PackFan2005

Funeral

Tie dye, I guess. - xXEnglishGothXx

I would actually want to wear a tie dye crop top.

Okay this is more of a female question... this is very awkward. - htoutlaws2012

Ya know there son, I didn't even vote for this item I'm giving you commentary directly for your amusement. - htoutlaws2012

Everyone will obviously go for uniform unless they are from the past and don't know what electronics are

Uniforms. Without electronics part of me dies inside

I'd choose the second option, but only if it was a Japanese sailor girl school uniform

uniforms. - CrypticMemory

Die epically - 40

Die epically, I guess. - xXEnglishGothXx

I mean disease - CrypticMemory

Die of a disease because most epic deaths occur at a younger age - Alkadikce

Be friends with African-Americans. I'm black so obviously. - AlphaQ

Racist. Id be friends with the teens! - xXEnglishGothXx

Compare Trump to Hitler, but this question is wrong on so many levels. - shadomatrix

African American teenagers. Most of them are nice - AwesomeJawson

Too small because I can just wear high waisted pants.

One size too small. I seriously don't get the appeal of the oversized trend. - Entranced98

Too big. - PackFan2005

2 sizes big so I wouldn’t have to worry about a replacement for awhile - Randomator

Um...what kind of burn? - xXEnglishGothXx

*Sonic 1 Drowning Theme played* - BorisRule

Burned - CrypticMemory

Get burned spectacularly while everyone watching - Alkadikce

Befriend a Jew - 40

Befriend one, Why Not! - xXEnglishGothXx

Pretend to be Jewish - shadomatrix

I am Jewish! So, First one - oneshot

Haunted house. I've snuck into some before and I can handle it. - AlphaQ

Haunted house, man! Cool. - xXEnglishGothXx

Haunted house. - RoseWeasley

Haunted House - ElSherlock

I can't choose. It's just a really hard decision to make. I guess you could call me an 'indecisive person'. - Misfire

Animals. - xXEnglishGothXx

ANIMALS - AwesomeJawson

Speak to all animals, as long if I can still speak english. - RoseWeasley

I will bring all my deceased relatives, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Christina Grimmie and Pete Burns.

But I would also want to be immortal - BorisRule

Bring someone back from the dead - ElSherlock

Bring someone back from the dead, I would want to bring my grandpa back. Staying young forever is a nice wish, but who cares about what I want when I can help others by bringing them back to life?

I would rather stay young. Or better yet being immortal. One of my top ten biggest wishes. - cosmo

Time travel! - 40

Time travel

Travel to the 70s, 80s and 90s! - xXEnglishGothXx

I've always been fascinated with time travel, so, I'd choose the second option. - Misfire

No reflection - shadomatrix

No reflection. YAAAY! - xXEnglishGothXx

no shadow - CrypticMemory

Either way I'd be classified as a vampire. - Luckys

waifu

Waifu - CrypticMemory

Fine! I'll pick the waifu one! >:( - BorisRule

Jughead Jones is my Waifu

Sherlocks Holmes is gonna frame you for banging his son. Good luck with that. - AlphaQ

Not potty trained, I gotta know how to talk with them gurls heheheheheheh - AlphaQ

The second one. I could still communicate with other people, just not the ones where talking is involved. - Misfire

Second. Sounds coool - xXEnglishGothXx

5 year olds who can't speak are very rare to see happen. - htoutlaws2012

Billion dollars because I can get true love by being rich

Billion dollars duh - Luckys

The second one because I believe I can find true love without this hocuspocus. But only if the suitcase isn't lost, just prepared for me and I don't have to report it - Alkadikce

suitcase

The second one. Just imagine all the people living life in peace! - Misfire

Second one please - BorisRule

Second one - ElSherlock

Definitely the second one, wars would rage in the first one. - PackFan2005

Fear most things! I'll get over them! - BorisRule

Fear - ElSherlock

Fear most things. Set aside horrible for a second, you would forget things like needing to work or eat or wear clothes. - pandagirl

Fear most things. I'll get over the fears sooner and remember everything - Neonco31

Spider-man. - Misfire

Spiderman - ElSherlock

Spider man - BorisRule

Spider man. - PackFan2005

69 FEET TALL SCREW YOU LOL - AlphaQ

Did you know that if someone was 5 foot 9 inches they would be exactly 69 inches tall. - DarkBoi-X

Apart from women who are in love with a man shorter than themselves, I can't imagine why anybody would choose the second option. - Alkadikce

NEITHER!

Five feel taller - I’d be taller than anyoneee! - xXEnglishGothXx

I would be a dog - 40

DOGS - AlphaQ

Cats, because they love me - Luckys

DOG. - Misfire

Good dinosaur. Windows ME is a terrible operating system (still not as bad as 10). - shadomatrix

The second one. Windows ME is buggy and it was a terrible operating system!
The Good Dinosaur is not that bad. (But Microsoft really screwed it up) - BorisRule

The good dinosaur - ElSherlock

Be forced to watch Good Dinosaur, it's actually a great movie. - Trollsfan536

I want to be little forever - 40

Newborn baby - ElSherlock

Take the fountain of youth, or be old, and not worry about a retirement plan? This sounds like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button actually. - htoutlaws2012

I’d rather be little again - Randomator

Best artist: Tyler the Creator / Childish Gambino
Worst Song: BSD

Worst Artist: Lil Xan
Best Song: Shine Hard

I don't know if we talking about TYler the Shine Hard becuase BSD is beyond atrocious. But probably Gambino's worst because he doesn't have a horrible song. - AlphaQ

Favorite artist:Khalid
His worst song:1-800-273-8255

Least favorite artist:Lil Meerkat (does he even count imao)
His best song:um probaly I Got 14 Dollars

Yeah, I'm going with Khalid. - oneshot

I'd like to specify this comment in order not to offend anyone. 1-800-273-8255 isn't even a bad song by any means, it's actually a very meaningful song. However, Khalid's vocal performance is very weak on there, hence being his worst song. - oneshot

I'm the first one to choose the food processor - Alkadikce

Be trapped in the T.V. show South Park. - shadomatrix

Be trapped in South Park for 15 years. - Trollsfan536

15 Years is a long ass time, and people die like flies in South Park, but I can't live without my fingers. I'd blend into the environment and hope for a decent life...

No, not that I just answered it. - Misfire

Already answered.

"Um, true. I'll go true. Eh, that was easy."
-Wheatley, Portal 2

Everyone should say answer it because if you type something under this one, then you just answered the question

The first one - 40

Second one, I will risk it! - BorisRule

The second one, but why does my friend have to die?

Then you would be labeled a whack, or an assassin. - htoutlaws2012