Top 10 "Would You Rather" Questions to Ask People


The Top Ten

1 Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or get eaten by spiders

I would listen to Justin Bieber. - Kiteretsunu

I hate Justin Bieber, but I'm not gonna be eaten by spiders. - CasinLetsGoBowling

Listen to Justice Beaver, I wouldn't die. - BeatlesFan1964

Justin Bieber - ElSherlock

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2 Would you rather make the dumbest list or make the most offensive list

I would choose "dumbest list". - Kiteretsunu

Hmm... a list that makes no logic or have a very racist list well I have barely made any super dumb lists so at one point actually did have a racist list back then I'll leave it at that. - htoutlaws2012

I'd rather be an asshole than an idiot, but I would be an even bigger idiot if I made an offensive post, but It's still better than the former.

I choose dumbest list - ElSherlock

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3 Would you rather punch a wasp nest or punch spikes 50 times

Wasp nest then you could run from it

It didn't say wasp nest with live wasps. #Loophole - iiKyodaiKickz

Punch my favorite spiky punching bag.

Wasp nest - ElSherlock

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4 Would you rather go to North Korea or Iraq

Top Gear made it through Iraq and nobody was killed. I think they have enough sense not to set foot in North Korea, though. - PositronWildhawk

Where's the commit suicide option? - htoutlaws2012

Actually, North Korea. I heard Kim Jong Un is giving up nuclear testing - PackFan2005

Iraq - ElSherlock

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5 Would you rather lick a stuffed animal and smell it or smell the flower?

Take the flower than ugh... - htoutlaws2012

The flower. - 3DG20

Flower - PeeledBanana

Flower - ElSherlock

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6 Trip over every staircase you come across or shut your hand in every door you come across?

Tripping, because I need my hands for everyday life. - PackFan2005

You mean close all the doors with you're own two hands over falling over a long staircase right... - htoutlaws2012

Fall down the stairs! - saturatedsunrise

Trip - ElSherlock

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7 Eat 2 packages of raw hot dogs or clog the toilet at your in-law's?

Yet how many people have clogged a toilet in a restaurant no less. - htoutlaws2012

Clog the toilet, because I could blame it on someone else! - saturatedsunrise

Clog, it would be really awkward but I don't wanna get badly sick - PeeledBanana

Clog the toilet

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8 Would you rather spare a giant huntsman spider or a giant isopod

Both! I spare any animals I encounter, even though it's a spider, an isopod, or other "creepy" animals (but if I encounter a mosquito I'll kill them anyway) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Spare the spider, the other looks very more threatening than the typical answer. - htoutlaws2012

Either, they're both living creatures - PeeledBanana

I’d go spider here. - PackFan2005

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9 Would you rather fight your favorite YouTuber or your favorite TopTenner

Depends on the debated topic if these get hairy I won't back down from my claim on that subject matter. - htoutlaws2012

My favorite YouTuber because she would not fight well, like me. We would quit and call it a draw.

Top tenner because I don't know very much of them anyway

Why would I fight DanTDM and my favourite toptenners? - BorisRule

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10 Would you rather call the Ouija board a "spirit board" and play with it or conduct a séance?

Well it relates to Halloween strangely, and just go with the conduct séance option. - htoutlaws2012

Séance is not quite as dangerous as an ouija board. - PackFan2005

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? Would you rather have to be with a slightly annoying person for an entire week or be with a super annoying person for just one day?

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11 Swim naked in the arctic ocean in january or walk in the sahara desert in july with heavy winter clothes that you cannot take off?

Arctic ocean. It'd be a quicker death. - Entranced98

Never said how long you had to swim or that you couldn’t put clothes back on after. So I’d rather the swim - Randomator

You’d die either way.. but I’ll take the Arctic Ocean option - PackFan2005

12 Be a 6'2'' woman or a 5'2'' man?

6'2, because I don't wanna be a man. But I don't wanna be 6'2. I'm supposed to be like 5'11 when I grow up, so why not.

I loved to meet an amazon women taller than me. - htoutlaws2012

6'2'' woman. For me, that would be a dream as I'm only like 5'4'', fml. - Entranced98

6'2 woman. - oneshot

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13 Bring only 1 book on a 12-hour flight or bring an e-reader at only 10% with no chargers on a 12-hour flight?

Bring one book. At least there's a guarantee I'll finish reading it on the flight. - Entranced98

If I wanted to bore myself why not just look down below of takeoff. - htoutlaws2012

One book because I will probably fall asleep anyway - Randomator

One book - ElSherlock

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14 Would you rather get stabbed or get shot

You know if I wanted a back stabber that make me despise you more than anything for being a traitor, and I have met people like this who play the nice guy role who are really the foils you would least expect. - htoutlaws2012

Nobody says which body part of me is gonna get shot or stabbed! So, shot on my limb (more faster, more painless) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Better chance of surviving a stab wound. However, you can be killed by both, but stabbing is less likely. - PackFan2005

Shot - ElSherlock

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15 Would you rather always be able to tell when someone is lying or always be able to get away with lying?

I'd rather always get away with lying. Maybe I could get some of the crappy pop singers arrested for other crappy pop singers I've killed. Two for one! - Turkeyasylum

Definitely know if people are lying. If I had the power in the past, it would be extremely helpful. - saturatedsunrise

Well then that's like saying we know is always trying to impose their impersonating skills by making fake accounts of the actual users. - htoutlaws2012

Tell when someone is lying. You could make money off doing so as a detective 😎😎 - Bowser64

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16 Would you rather wear the same clothes Ginger Spice wears or wear a sleeveless tie dye crop top?

I would actually want to wear a tie dye crop top.

Okay this is more of a female question... this is very awkward. - htoutlaws2012

17 Would you rather eat marshmallows and a chocolate cheesecake or eat an ice cream sandwich with marshmallows?

I love ice cream sandwiches, and I think marshmallows would make it better: - PackFan2005

Not a fan of cheesecake so I vote for the second one - Randomator

Ice cream sandwich with marshmallows gets my vote, I hate cheesecake

The second one - BorisRule

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18 Would you rather Watch Dora or Listen To Justin Bieber.

Been there, done both. Wasn't actually as bad as they say... Still wasn't good either.

Well, that's a hard one. I really don't know. - Kiteretsunu

Come on Dora, just to laugh at how dated it feels for a 2000's cartoon for younger kids around 3-8. - htoutlaws2012

watch Dora - Trollsfan536

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19 Would you rather drink bleach or hang yourself?

Only a sip of bleach - PeeledBanana

Drink bleach overtime I gotta hear how great Nicki Mianj is (not). - htoutlaws2012

Bleach - Neonco31

I’d rather a sip of bleach - Randomator

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20 Would you rather be caught in a riptide and taken out to sea or fight an alligator with no weapon?
21 Would you rather drown or get burned

I've been sitting at the bottom of the swimming pool for a while now drowning my thoughts out.

Probably drowned, less painful. - funnyuser

Drowning, it's painless - Neonco31

Drown - ElSherlock

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22 Give up on all of your electronics for the rest of your life or wear school uniform clothes every day for the rest of your life?

Embarrassingly wear school uniform clothes every day. - htoutlaws2012

Probably second one - VeganTurtle

Second one - PeeledBanana

23 Would you rather get bitten by a rattlesnake or get bitten by a brown recluse spider?
24 Would you rather be able to speak all human languages or be able to speak to every animal but not understand all human languages

Not understand ALL human languages? So I must understand SOME human languages. - PositronWildhawk

Speak to animals but spare English PLEASE! - Neonco31

I've always wanted to speak animal languages - littlerunaway

Both - ElSherlock

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25 Would you rather call your favorite fictional character a "waifu" or see the 9/11 video on your laptop and cry at it?

I may seem stupid but what the hell is waifu, I've heard of it but I don't know what it is - PeeledBanana

Jughead Jones is my Waifu

Hey! King Boo is a waifu!


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26 Would you rather compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hilter or be friends with African-American teenagers?

2nd, because it is horrible to compare Trump to one of the most evil men in history. - PackFan2005

Second, because Trump isn't that bad - BorisRule

Second one - PeeledBanana

First one

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27 Would you rather drown or be stabbed to death?
28 Would you rather live in a haunted house or get eaten by spiders

Eaten by spiders. I'll die either way (some ghosts kill), and ghosts are way scarier than spiders. Spiders would kill me faster, because ghosts will mess around and torture you first before finally killing you - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

You know, you could always be in a situation involving both at once. - PositronWildhawk

True that. I watch ghost shows all the time. Once millions of spiders were crawling in a boys room - PackFan2005

Haunted house, I have a chance of making it out - Neonco31

Haunted House - ElSherlock

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29 Be able to fly without getting hurt or being able to travel through time?

Fly. I don't need to learn how to drive or memorize streets anymore. I can just fly and if I forgot the way to go to someplace, I can just fly high and see everything from above - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Traveling through time, and rewriting the history would be a better mission then to have the ability to fly. - htoutlaws2012

However, one thing changed could lead to catastrophic things happening in the future - PackFan2005

Time travel is so much more useful in every aspect.

Both - BorisRule

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30 Would you rather befriend a Jew or pretend to be Jewish and act like you're Jewish?

Probably for hysterical purposes pretend to be Jewish. - htoutlaws2012

Befriend one because I am a Jew - 445956

I am Jewish! So, First one - oneshot

Befriend a Jew.

31 Be 7 years old & not potty-trained or 5 years old with no ability to speak at all?

5 year olds who can't speak are very rare to see happen. - htoutlaws2012

32 Have no shadow or no reflection?

No shadow because it will be cool - VeganTurtle

Either way, that means I'm a ghost. No shadow - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No reflection - htoutlaws2012

No shadow - ElSherlock

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33 Be five feet taller or three feet shorter?

Okay... not sure about these measurements myself, but I'll side with the five feet taller despite that being the Andre the Giants disease effect then it would be of a dwarf size. - htoutlaws2012

Three feet shorter. I wanna be 2'3! Then I could hide in really good spots for hide and seek. Being 10'3 would take the fun out of swimming in a 10 foot pool.

Oh dear. I guess I'd be 2'7 so I wouldn't have to hit my head on every doorway lol. - spiritofhiphop

So I’d be either 10’ 10 or 2’ 10 I’d rather be tall and dominate in the NBA - Randomator

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34 Be forced to use windows me for a year or be forced to watch Disney/pixar's the good dinosaur for a year?

The second one. Windows ME is buggy and the good dinosaur is not that bad. (Microsoft really screwed it up) - BorisRule

Be forced to watch Good Dinosaur, it's actually a great movie. - Trollsfan536

This come off surprising, but give me the older version of Windows anyday. The last great version of Windows is probably 7 after that things go downhill with major flaws. - htoutlaws2012

The good dinosaur - ElSherlock

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35 Would You Rather get your fingers chopped off by a food processor or be trapped in the TV show South Park for 15 years?

15 Years is a long ass time, and people die like flies in South Park, but I can't live without my fingers. I'd blend into the environment and hope for a decent life...

Be trapped in South Park for 15 years. - Trollsfan536

This is a hard choice. - nintendofan126

South Park. I’d be invincible - PackFan2005

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36 Would you rather be a pirate prone to motion sickness or a ninja with chronic hiccups?
37 Would you rather fear most things or only remember things for 1 minute

Fear most things. I'll get over the fears sooner and remember everything - Neonco31

Fear most things. Set aside horrible for a second, you would forget things like needing to work or eat or wear clothes. - pandagirl

Remembering every single detail is actually harder then you may suggest. Trust I have felt defeated for doing so. - htoutlaws2012

Fear - ElSherlock

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38 Would you rather answer this question or not answer it

Everyone should say answer it because if you type something under this one, then you just answered the question

"Um, true. I'll go true. Eh, that was easy."
-Wheatley, Portal 2

Id rather answer it. - cosmo

Already answered.

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39 Die epically or die of a disease?

In what way do I want to die is an understatement. - htoutlaws2012

Die from falling off of a roller coaster.

Die falling into a live volcano with nuke strapped to back. - VeganTurtle

EPIC - PackFan2005

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40 Squeak when you walk or blow bubbles when you talk?

Squeak when I walk would be really funny, blowing bubbles would be kind of annoying

41 Cook or eat wood?

What's bad about cooking wood?

Cook wood - Neonco31

I would cook - ElSherlock

Cooking w00d - BorisRule

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42 Would you rather have a pet dragon or have wings?

Can I say both? If not, then dragon. With wings, I can fly. With a dragon, I can fly and have a company at the same time - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Pet dragon, duh! We could fly wherever the heck we would like!

Dragon. She will carry me anywhere I wanna go - Neonco31

Pet dragon - ElSherlock

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43 Would you rather watch teen drama movies with your stuffed animal friends or be attracted to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Depends on the movie choices of course. - htoutlaws2012

44 Would you rather obsess over Weezer, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Green Day, and any other punk rock band or have your nails painted ombré?

Well ''ombré''... my answer is probably obsess myself to these rock bands then. - htoutlaws2012

45 Be a newborn baby for all of your life or be a disabled senior citizen all of your life?

Take the fountain of youth, or be old, and not worry about a retirement plan? This sounds like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button actually. - htoutlaws2012

Newborn baby - ElSherlock

You’d be immobile either way - PackFan2005

I’d rather be little again - Randomator

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46 Find true love or find a suitcase with one billion dollars?

I'd take the suitcase. I don't believe in true love. Heck, now that we know that love--or any emotion for that matter--is made of chemicals in the brain (the chemical serotonin, for example, makes you happy), we could invent something that would make us fall in love with anything. Plus, I'd donate some of that money to medical charities. :/ I probably sounded like a heartless freak by now.

Suitcase with one billion dollars because I can help my parents pay off the house, give most of it to charity, and save the rest for my family and I

Find the suitcase, and donate a lot of the money to charities. - Entranced98

Both, but most likely first on3 - BorisRule

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47 Relive the last 365 days of your life or lose a year of your life?

Lose a year. I'd imagine those last 365 days would be spent stuck in an old people's home, followed by laying in a hospital bed, too weak to move let alone do anything for myself. Not something I'd fancy going through twice. - Entranced98

Relive days because I never want to die.

Relive - ElSherlock

Relive - Randomator

48 Would you rather watch the Spongebob Squarepants episode "One Coarse Meal" 200 times or watch all the ideas on the list "Top Ten Episodes That Should Be Created in Season 10 of Spongebob"?

It would actually be fun to watch the ideas on top ten episodes that should be created in season ten on SpongeBob. - spongebobgymnast2

Frankly both of these are not very pleasing for me since the humor died a lot time ago. - htoutlaws2012

Some of the ideas on the Season 10 list suck, but others would be hilarious to watch - PackFan2005

Holy sh! Fine, I will take One Coarse Meal! Different Way and Kissy Kissy Love You is even worse! Gonna grab my Plankton plushie. - BorisRule

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49 Would you rather always stay young or bring somebody back from the dead?

Bring someone back from the dead, I would want to bring my grandpa back. Staying young forever is a nice wish, but who cares about what I want when I can help others by bringing them back to life?

I will bring all my deceased relatives, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Christina Grimmie and Pete Burns.

But I would also want to be immortal - BorisRule

I would rather stay young. Or better yet being immortal. One of my top ten biggest wishes. - cosmo

Bring someone back from the dead - ElSherlock

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50 Would you rather have chromophobia or have coulrophobia

Fear of colors or fear of clowns? You rarely see clowns, but you see colors all of the time.

Coulrophobia, even though I don't fear over clowns like others which sounds insane in the membrane, but I never got why until seeing it. - htoutlaws2012

Coulrophobia - Neonco31

Coulrophobia - ElSherlock

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