Top 10 "Would You Rather" Questions to Ask People


The Top Ten

1 Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or get eaten by spiders

Justin Bieber isn't even that awful, people just bandwagon and and hate him to look cool. If anything, his music has improved, and while I'm personally not a fan, I could probably find at least one song of his I enjoy if I tried! - Lanturnizer6

This is an exaggeration. It would be more logical to choose the first option. No matter how bad you might think Justin Bieber's music is, what sane person would rather kill themselves? - Misfire

Whether you rather listen to Nero's Day at Disneyland or get eaten by spiders makes more sense. - Alkadikce

Justin Bieber. - DemonSpiritGhostKitten

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2 Would you rather make the dumbest list or make the most offensive list

Dumbest list. I'd rather be known as a dumb person than a person who offended a large group of people. - Misfire

Dumbest list. I've already done it. - RoseWeasley

Dumbest list. We all remember NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva right? - Lanturnizer6

The dumbest list - DrayTopTens

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3 Would you rather punch a wasp nest or punch spikes 50 times

Punch a wasp nest and then run for my life.
Why would I want to punch a wasp nest in the first place, though? Or spikes? Lol - Misfire

Wasps. You're only in trouble if they actually catch you! - Lanturnizer6

Punch a wasp nest and run away. - DemonSpiritGhostKitten

Wasp nest then run with dem fast legs - Luckys

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4 Would you rather go to North Korea or Iraq

Iraq because North Korea is very corrupt and you have very limited human rights there. At least Iraq may have some safe places there. - JoeBoi

Which one is more dangerous? I'm not that aware of this world.
I live in my own world... - Misfire

North Korea. At least I'd be safe provided I do all the right things. - Lanturnizer6

I don't know because I didn't know that Iraq was bad - DrayTopTens

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5 Swim naked in the arctic ocean in january or walk in the sahara desert in july with heavy winter clothes that you cannot take off?

I imagine that freezing/drowning in the ocean would be pretty painless compared to overheating - Lanturnizer6

swim naked

Arctic ocean. It'd be a quicker death. - Entranced98

Never said how long you had to swim or that you couldn’t put clothes back on after. So I’d rather the swim - Randomator

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6 Would you rather lick a stuffed animal and smell it or smell the flower?

Dumbest question - BorisRule

Flowers. Is that even a question? - Luckys

This is the dumbest question ever. Everyone including me picks flower - DrayTopTens

Flowers. - RoseWeasley

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7 Trip over every staircase you come across or shut your hand in every door you come across?

Trip, the other option sounds like living hell - Lanturnizer6

Trip over every suitcase I come across - DrayTopTens

Trip over. The second option had already happened to me. And it was really painful. Plus, I think the 1st choice sounds less painful. - Misfire

Tripping sounds less painful. - RadioHead03

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8 Eat 2 packages of raw hot dogs or clog the toilet at your in-law's?

Clog their toilet, not my problem - Lanturnizer6

Clog the toilet

Clog the toilet, because I could blame it on someone else! - saturatedsunrise

Yet how many people have clogged a toilet in a restaurant no less. - htoutlaws2012

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9 Be a 6'2'' woman or a 5'2'' man?

6'2" woman of course! - galaxyfox

62" woman, I be a model dude. - Luckys

6'2 woman. - oneshot

6'2'' woman. For me, that would be a dream as I'm only like 5'4'', fml. - Entranced98

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10 Would you rather spare a giant huntsman spider or a giant isopod

Spare the spider, the other looks very more threatening than the typical answer. - htoutlaws2012

Both! I spare any animals I encounter, even though it's a spider, an isopod, or other "creepy" animals (but if I encounter a mosquito I'll kill them anyway) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Either, they're both living creatures - PeeledBanana

I’d go spider here. - PackFan2005

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The Newcomers

? Would you rather listen to the worst song by your favorite artist or the best song by your least favorite artist?

The Contenders

11 Would you rather fight your favorite YouTuber or your favorite TopTenner

I choose no fights. - Misfire

Top tenner because everyone I watch is older than me and I won't say my age...12 - AwesomeJawson

Why would I fight DanTDM and my favourite toptenners? - BorisRule

Depends on the debated topic if these get hairy I won't back down from my claim on that subject matter. - htoutlaws2012

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12 Would you rather get stabbed or get shot

Shot by a water gun.

You never said what or where you get shot with. - RoseWeasley

Shot - ElSherlock

Better chance of surviving a stab wound. However, you can be killed by both, but stabbing is less likely. - PackFan2005

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13 Would you rather always be able to tell when someone is lying or always be able to get away with lying?

Get away with it. - oneshot

Get away with lying - RoseWeasley

The 1st one because I already have the 2nd ability - Alkadikce

1st option. In that way I could tell which people I should trust. - Misfire

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14 Would you rather call the Ouija board a "spirit board" and play with it or conduct a séance?

Séance is not quite as dangerous as an ouija board. - PackFan2005

Well it relates to Halloween strangely, and just go with the conduct séance option. - htoutlaws2012

15 Bring only 1 book on a 12-hour flight or bring an e-reader at only 10% with no chargers on a 12-hour flight?

Book. I can read it over again!

One book - ElSherlock

One book because I will probably fall asleep anyway - Randomator

If I wanted to bore myself why not just look down below of takeoff. - htoutlaws2012

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16 Would you rather wear the same clothes Ginger Spice wears or wear a sleeveless tie dye crop top?

I would actually want to wear a tie dye crop top.

Okay this is more of a female question... this is very awkward. - htoutlaws2012

17 Would you rather drink bleach or hang yourself?

Hang myself on a tree that's shorter than me. - Alkadikce

Hang myself wearing a sign that reads "Don't even think about it, Logan." - RoseWeasley

Bleach would hurt, while hanging is painless provided you do it right - Lanturnizer6

Drink bleach. - Luckys

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18 Would you rather eat marshmallows and a chocolate cheesecake or eat an ice cream sandwich with marshmallows?

2nd choice. I hate cheesecake. - Luckys

Option no. 2 - RoseWeasley

The second one - BorisRule


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19 Would you rather Watch Dora or Listen To Justin Bieber.

Listen to Justin Bieber because I can just laugh at his horrible singing. - JoeBoi

Justin Bieber. I must listen to awful music in shopping malls anyway - Alkadikce

Watch Dora. But I'd probably be laughing like a madman. - Misfire

Bieber. - Lanturnizer6

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20 Give up on all of your electronics for the rest of your life or wear school uniform clothes every day for the rest of your life?

I'd choose the second option, but only if it was a Japanese sailor girl school uniform - Lanturnizer6

School uniforms - RoseWeasley

School uniform - Luckys

School uniform. Both sound bad. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

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21 Would you rather be caught in a riptide and taken out to sea or fight an alligator with no weapon?
22 Would you rather drown or get burned

Get burned spectacularly while everyone watching - Alkadikce

Drown. - Misfire

Drown - ElSherlock

I've been sitting at the bottom of the swimming pool for a while now drowning my thoughts out.

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23 Would you rather compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hilter or be friends with African-American teenagers?

2nd choice. I don't really get the question though. - Luckys

Second, because Trump isn't that bad - BorisRule

2nd choice. This one is too obvious. I mean, there are African-American teenagers that are nice and don’t commit crimes. - JoeBoi

2nd, because it is horrible to compare Trump to one of the most evil men in history. - PackFan2005

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24 Would you rather get bitten by a rattlesnake or get bitten by a brown recluse spider?
25 Would you rather be able to speak all human languages or be able to speak to every animal but not understand all human languages

I can't choose. It's just a really hard decision to make. I guess you could call me an 'indecisive person'. - Misfire

Speak to all animals, as long if I can still speak english. - RoseWeasley

Both, for the equality of humans and animals - BorisRule

Both - ElSherlock

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26 Have no shadow or no reflection?

Either way I'd be classified as a vampire. - Luckys

Shadow. - Misfire

No shadow because it will be cool - VeganTurtle

No shadow - ElSherlock

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27 Would you rather call your favorite fictional character a "waifu" or see the 9/11 video on your laptop and cry at it?

Fred Weasley is my waifu (I'm sorry, Deku.) - RoseWeasley

Waifu, I guess... - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

Jughead Jones is my Waifu


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28 Would you rather befriend a Jew or pretend to be Jewish and act like you're Jewish?

I am Jewish! So, First one - oneshot

Befriend one because I am a Jew - 445956

Befriend a Jew.

Probably for hysterical purposes pretend to be Jewish. - htoutlaws2012

29 Be 7 years old & not potty-trained or 5 years old with no ability to speak at all?

The second one. I could still communicate with other people, just not the ones where talking is involved. - Misfire

7 yrs old and not potty-trained.

5 year olds who can't speak are very rare to see happen. - htoutlaws2012

30 Would you rather drown or be stabbed to death?
31 Would you rather live in a haunted house or get eaten by spiders

Haunted House - ElSherlock

Live in a haunted house - Trollsfan536

Eaten by spiders. I'll die either way (some ghosts kill), and ghosts are way scarier than spiders. Spiders would kill me faster, because ghosts will mess around and torture you first before finally killing you - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

You know, you could always be in a situation involving both at once. - PositronWildhawk

True that. I watch ghost shows all the time. Once millions of spiders were crawling in a boys room - PackFan2005

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32 Be able to fly without getting hurt or being able to travel through time?

I've always been fascinated with time travel, so, I'd choose the second option. - Misfire

Time travel. - RoseWeasley

Both - BorisRule

Travel trough time - Userguy44

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33 Cook or eat wood?

Cook, obviously. - Misfire

I would cook - ElSherlock

cook - Trollsfan536

Cook, duh. - PackFan2005

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34 Die epically or die of a disease?

Epically! Is that even a word, though? Lol - Misfire

Die falling into a live volcano with nuke strapped to back. - VeganTurtle

Die of a disease because that’s less painful. - JoeBoi

Die from falling off of a roller coaster.

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35 Be five feet taller or three feet shorter?

Apart from women who are in love with a man shorter than themselves, I can't imagine why anybody would choose the second option. - Alkadikce


Oh dear. I guess I'd be 2'7 so I wouldn't have to hit my head on every doorway lol. - spiritofhiphop

Okay... not sure about these measurements myself, but I'll side with the five feet taller despite that being the Andre the Giants disease effect then it would be of a dwarf size. - htoutlaws2012

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36 Be forced to use windows me for a year or be forced to watch Disney/pixar's the good dinosaur for a year?

The second one. Windows ME is buggy and the good dinosaur is not that bad. (Microsoft really screwed it up) - BorisRule

The good dinosaur - ElSherlock

Be forced to watch Good Dinosaur, it's actually a great movie. - Trollsfan536

This come off surprising, but give me the older version of Windows anyday. The last great version of Windows is probably 7 after that things go downhill with major flaws. - htoutlaws2012

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37 Would You Rather get your fingers chopped off by a food processor or be trapped in the TV show South Park for 15 years?

I'm the first one to choose the food processor - Alkadikce

Be trapped in South Park for 15 years. - Trollsfan536

15 Years is a long ass time, and people die like flies in South Park, but I can't live without my fingers. I'd blend into the environment and hope for a decent life...

The curious case of the world of South Park anyday over getting chopped by a potential butchering madmen behind the culinary massacre. - htoutlaws2012

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38 Would you rather be a pirate prone to motion sickness or a ninja with chronic hiccups?
39 Would you rather fear most things or only remember things for 1 minute

Fear - ElSherlock

Remembering every single detail is actually harder then you may suggest. Trust I have felt defeated for doing so. - htoutlaws2012

Fear most things. I'll get over the fears sooner and remember everything - Neonco31

Fear most things. Set aside horrible for a second, you would forget things like needing to work or eat or wear clothes. - pandagirl

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40 Would you rather answer this question or not answer it

No, not that I just answered it. - Misfire

Already answered.

"Um, true. I'll go true. Eh, that was easy."
-Wheatley, Portal 2

Everyone should say answer it because if you type something under this one, then you just answered the question

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41 Squeak when you walk or blow bubbles when you talk?

Squeak when I walk would be really funny, blowing bubbles would be kind of annoying

42 Eaten by alligators or eaten by a Titanaboa

Pretty much take you're death type question. - htoutlaws2012

You’re dead either way - Randomator

Either way I’m dying, so why pick my death?

43 Would you rather be a cat for 24 hours or be a dog for 24 hours?

A cat, all the way! I'm a huge cat person. - galaxyfox

DOG. - Misfire

Dog for 24 hours. I perform berks better than meows - BorisRule

Cat all the way! Especially if I get to be a Maine Coon. - Entranced98

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44 Would you rather have a pet dragon or have wings?

I'd rather have wings. Having a pet dragon is dangerous and seems like a lot of work. - Misfire

dragon - RoseWeasley

Pet dragon - ElSherlock

Have a pet dragon - Trollsfan536

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45 Would you rather watch teen drama movies with your stuffed animal friends or be attracted to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Be attracted to PB&J sandwiches. - RoseWeasley

Depends on the movie choices of course. - htoutlaws2012

46 Would you rather obsess over Weezer, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Green Day, and any other punk rock band or have your nails painted ombré?

Obsess over Green Day! - Misfire

I already obssess over Green Day, & Weezer and Bowling for Soup are pretty cool as well, but Simple Plan, yeah, not that interested. But I love music, so I'd obsess over every single punk band in existence. - Lanturnizer6

Well ''ombré''... my answer is probably obsess myself to these rock bands then. - htoutlaws2012

47 Be a newborn baby for all of your life or be a disabled senior citizen all of your life?

Newborn baby - ElSherlock

Take the fountain of youth, or be old, and not worry about a retirement plan? This sounds like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button actually. - htoutlaws2012

You’d be immobile either way - PackFan2005

I’d rather be little again - Randomator

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48 Find true love or find a suitcase with one billion dollars?

Find true love. - galaxyfox

The 2nd one. I'm not looking for true love right now. - Misfire

Both, but most likely first on3 - BorisRule

I'd take the suitcase. I don't believe in true love. Heck, now that we know that love--or any emotion for that matter--is made of chemicals in the brain (the chemical serotonin, for example, makes you happy), we could invent something that would make us fall in love with anything. Plus, I'd donate some of that money to medical charities. :/ I probably sounded like a heartless freak by now.

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49 Relive the last 365 days of your life or lose a year of your life?

NO NO NO. I don't care if I live 1 less year. The last year has been a really rough one, and I'm trying to move on from it. - Lanturnizer6

Relive - ElSherlock

Lose a year. I'd imagine those last 365 days would be spent stuck in an old people's home, followed by laying in a hospital bed, too weak to move let alone do anything for myself. Not something I'd fancy going through twice. - Entranced98

Relive days because I never want to die.

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50 Would you rather watch the Spongebob Squarepants episode "One Coarse Meal" 200 times or watch all the ideas on the list "Top Ten Episodes That Should Be Created in Season 10 of Spongebob"?

Holy sh! Fine, I will take One Coarse Meal! Different Way and Kissy Kissy Love You are even worse! Gonna grab my Plankton plushie. - BorisRule

I’ll look at the list because some of the ideas could be funny. - JoeBoi

Some of the ideas on the Season 10 list suck, but others would be hilarious to watch - PackFan2005

I'll pick the first option. It's easier to stomach than the Different Ways alone. - Entranced98

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