Top 10 "Would You Rather" Questions to Ask People


The Top Ten

1 Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or get eaten by spiders

I would listen to Justin Bieber. - Kiteretsunu

Even if I hate Justin Bieber I would rather listen to him then getting eaten by spiders. - cosmo

I hate Justin Bieber, but I'm not gonna be eaten by spiders. - CasinLetsGoBowling

Bieber, just because his music sucks, does not mean I would want to get eaten by spiders - PackFan2005

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2 Always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early?

20 minutes early. At least you can pass the extra time and save yourself a grilling. - Entranced98

I’d rather be early and avoid getting chewed out - Randomator

20 minutes, least your boss won’t get on to you - PackFan2005

3 Would you rather make the dumbest list or make the most offensive list

Hmm... a list that makes no logic or have a very racist list well I have barely made any super dumb lists so at one point actually did have a racist list back then I'll leave it at that. - htoutlaws2012

I'd rather be an asshole than an idiot, but I would be an even bigger idiot if I made an offensive post, but It's still better than the former.

I would choose "dumbest list". - Kiteretsunu

Dumb, because at least you won’t be bashed - PackFan2005

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4 Be a 6'2'' woman or a 5'2'' man?

6'2, because I don't wanna be a man. But I don't wanna be 6'2. I'm supposed to be like 5'11 when I grow up, so why not. - lovefrombadlands

I loved to meet an amazon women taller than me. - htoutlaws2012

6'2 woman I guess - B0S5J4M3S

Second one I’m 5’8 but I can shrink - FollowMeNow

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5 Be 7 years old & not potty-trained or 5 years old with no ability to speak at all?

5 year olds who can't speak are very rare to see happen. - htoutlaws2012

The 1st because I need to sing stir fry - FollowMeNow

6 Would you rather punch a wasp nest or punch spikes 50 times

Wasp nest then you could run from it

Punch spikes 50 times on the not pointy side oh so gangster - FollowMeNow

Wasp nest. I could have a electric fly swatter ready - B0S5J4M3S

A wasp nest. - 3DG20

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7 Would you rather go to North Korea or Iraq

Top Gear made it through Iraq and nobody was killed. I think they have enough sense not to set foot in North Korea, though. - PositronWildhawk

Where's the commit suicide option? - htoutlaws2012

Actually, North Korea. I heard Kim Jong Un is giving up nuclear testing - PackFan2005

Iraq - B0S5J4M3S

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8 Would you rather lick a stuffed animal and smell it or smell the flower?

Take the flower than ugh... - htoutlaws2012

The flower. - 3DG20

Flower - PeeledBanana

What kind of question is this? I’d pick the flower - MarioNinja101

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9 Trip over every staircase you come across or shut your hand in every door you come across?

You mean close all the doors with you're own two hands over falling over a long staircase right... - htoutlaws2012

Shut my hand in every door. - 3DG20

trip - B0S5J4M3S

10 Be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?

Alone - Randomator

The Newcomers

? (For boys) Would you rather date Wonder Woman or Black Widow?
? (For girls) Would you rather date Thor or Superman?

The Contenders

11 Would you rather call the Ouija board a "spirit board" and play with it or conduct a séance?

Well it relates to Halloween strangely, and just go with the conduct séance option. - htoutlaws2012

12 Eat 2 packages of raw hot dogs or clog the toilet at your in-law's?

Yet how many people have clogged a toilet in a restaurant no less. - htoutlaws2012

Clog, it would be really awkward but I don't wanna get badly sick - PeeledBanana

Hot dogs.

Trick question, if you eat the hot dogs at your in-laws, then you’ll clog their toilet regardless - PackFan2005

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13 Be a newborn baby for all of your life or be a disabled senior citizen all of your life?

Take the fountain of youth, or be old, and not worry about a retirement plan? This sounds like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button actually. - htoutlaws2012

You’d be immobile either way - PackFan2005

I’d rather be little again - Randomator

Newborn baby because I actually miss that time a lot. Where I didn’t care about anything and where I’d just play. - MarioNinja101

14 Have one year of jail for a crime you didn’t commit or get away with a crime but always fear getting caught?

A year in jail, especially if the other option is something really serious (like murder or arson). - Entranced98

A year in jail - B0S5J4M3S

15 Be able to fly without getting hurt or being able to travel through time?

Fly. I don't need to learn how to drive or memorize streets anymore. I can just fly and if I forgot the way to go to someplace, I can just fly high and see everything from above - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Traveling through time, and rewriting the history would be a better mission then to have the ability to fly. - htoutlaws2012

However, one thing changed could lead to catastrophic things happening in the future - PackFan2005

Time travel is so much more useful in every aspect.

Time travel so I can fix mistakes I’ve had and see what my future holds - Randomator

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16 Would you rather wear the same clothes Ginger Spice wears or wear a sleeveless tie dye crop top?

Okay this is more of a female question... this is very awkward. - htoutlaws2012

Crop top lol - FollowMeNow

17 Swim naked in the arctic ocean in january or walk in the sahara desert in july with heavy winter clothes that you cannot take off?

dip - B0S5J4M3S

Never said how long you had to swim or that you couldn’t put clothes back on after. So I’d rather the swim - Randomator

You’d die either way.. but I’ll take the Arctic Ocean option - PackFan2005

18 Have your shirt two sizes too big or one size too small?

One size too small. I seriously don't get the appeal of the oversized trend. - Entranced98

2 big - B0S5J4M3S

2 sizes big so I wouldn’t have to worry about a replacement for awhile - Randomator

19 Would you rather always be able to tell when someone is lying or always be able to get away with lying?

I'd rather always get away with lying. Maybe I could get some of the crappy pop singers arrested for other crappy pop singers I've killed. Two for one! - Turkeyasylum

Well then that's like saying we know is always trying to impose their impersonating skills by making fake accounts of the actual users. - htoutlaws2012

Be able to tell when someone is lying. Because when I get a girlfriend I could tell if she has been cheating on me. - nintendofan126

I’d rather be able to tell - Randomator

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20 Would you rather fear most things or only remember things for 1 minute

Fear most things. I'll get over the fears sooner and remember everything - Neonco31

Fear most things. Set aside horrible for a second, you would forget things like needing to work or eat or wear clothes. - pandagirl

Remembering every single detail is actually harder then you may suggest. Trust I have felt defeated for doing so. - htoutlaws2012

fear - B0S5J4M3S

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21 Be a sportsman or a celebrity?

Being celebrity requires a lot of high maintenance to be relevant, and in that case working as a sportsman would be great for me at least. - htoutlaws2012

I've always wanted to be a singer. - lovefrombadlands

Like a player? If so a player - B0S5J4M3S

Sportsman - Randomator

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22 Would you rather drink bleach or hang yourself?

Bleach tastes like soda. Mmm mm mm, what a delicious way to die - FollowMeNow

Funny that you should know. You're not one of those Tide Pod people, are you? - PositronWildhawk

Only a sip of bleach - PeeledBanana

Drink bleach overtime I gotta hear how great Nicki Mianj is (not). - htoutlaws2012

I’d rather a sip of bleach - Randomator

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23 Would you rather eat marshmallows and a chocolate cheesecake or eat an ice cream sandwich with marshmallows?

Ice cream sandwich with marshmallows gets my vote, I hate cheesecake - MarioNinja101

Sandwich with marshmallows sounds like the better combination. - htoutlaws2012

Not a fan of cheesecake so I vote for the second one - Randomator

2nd easy - B0S5J4M3S

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24 Bring only 1 book on a 12-hour flight or bring an e-reader at only 10% with no chargers on a 12-hour flight?

If I wanted to bore myself why not just look down below of takeoff. - htoutlaws2012

Bring one book. At least there's a guarantee I'll finish reading it on the flight. - Entranced98

One book because I will probably fall asleep anyway - Randomator

1 book, I’d bring the longest one I can find - PackFan2005

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25 Live in the wilderness away from civilization or live on the streets homeless?

Homeless, I will survive longer - B0S5J4M3S

I’d rather be on the streets - Randomator

26 Would you rather spare a giant huntsman spider or a giant isopod

Both! I spare any animals I encounter, even though it's a spider, an isopod, or other "creepy" animals (but if I encounter a mosquito I'll kill them anyway) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Spare the spider, the other looks very more threatening than the typical answer. - htoutlaws2012

Either, they're both living creatures - PeeledBanana

Both. - IcetailofWishClan

27 Would you rather fight your favorite YouTuber or your favorite TopTenner

Depends on the debated topic if these get hairy I won't back down from my claim on that subject matter. - htoutlaws2012

My favorite YouTuber because she would not fight well, like me. We would quit and call it a draw. - lovefrombadlands

Top tenner because I don't know very much of them anyway

Youtuber - Randomator

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28 Would you rather get stabbed or get shot

You know if I wanted a back stabber that make me despise you more than anything for being a traitor, and I have met people like this who play the nice guy role who are really the foils you would least expect. - htoutlaws2012

Nobody says which body part of me is gonna get shot or stabbed! So, shot on my limb (more faster, more painless) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Depends where and how serious the injury is. - PositronWildhawk

Depends. But I’d rather be stabbed so I have a better chance of surviving - Randomator

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29 Would you rather drown or get burned

I've been sitting at the bottom of the swimming pool for a while now drowning my thoughts out. - lovefrombadlands

Probably drowned, less painful. - funnyuser

Drowning, it's painless - Neonco31

Burned. I’ve always had a fear of being underwater for too long. The darkness of my eyes being closed and the suffocating sends me into panic - PackFan2005

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30 Would you rather Watch Dora or Listen To Justin Bieber.

Been there, done both. Wasn't actually as bad as they say... Still wasn't good either.

Well, that's a hard one. I really don't know. - Kiteretsunu

Come on Dora, just to laugh at how dated it feels for a 2000's cartoon for younger kids around 3-8. - htoutlaws2012

Dora so that I can make fun of it - MarioNinja101

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31 Would you rather have chromophobia or have coulrophobia

Coulrophobia, even though I don't fear over clowns like others which sounds insane in the membrane, but I never got why until seeing it. - htoutlaws2012

Fear of colors or fear of clowns? You rarely see clowns, but you see colors all of the time.

Coulrophobia - Neonco31

32 Would you rather call your favorite fictional character a "waifu" or see the 9/11 video on your laptop and cry at it?

I may seem stupid but what the hell is waifu, I've heard of it but I don't know what it is - PeeledBanana

Hey! King Boo is a waifu! - lovefrombadlands

Waifu? - Neonco31

Waifu - Randomator

33 Would you rather compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hilter or be friends with African-American teenagers?

2nd, because it is horrible to compare Trump to one of the most evil men in history. - PackFan2005

Second one - PeeledBanana

2nd - B0S5J4M3S

Totally offensive question no matter how you put it. ''My black friend'' - Pres. Donald Trump - htoutlaws2012

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34 Give up on all of your electronics for the rest of your life or wear school uniform clothes every day for the rest of your life?

Embarrassingly wear school uniform clothes every day. - htoutlaws2012

Second one - PeeledBanana

2nd one - B0S5J4M3S

35 Be poor but help people or become rich by hurting people?

Poor but help others. If my life revolved around making others suffer for personal gain I'd have probably killed myself by now. - Entranced98

Be poor and helpful - Randomator

poor - B0S5J4M3S

36 Find true love or find a suitcase with one billion dollars?

Suitcase with one billion dollars because I can help my parents pay off the house, give most of it to charity, and save the rest for my family and I - MarioNinja101

Find the suitcase, and donate a lot of the money to charities. - Entranced98

True love. Someday, I would like to raise a family - PackFan2005

I’d take the money for charity and then save the rest - Randomator

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37 Would you rather be able to speak all human languages or be able to speak to every animal but not understand all human languages

Not understand ALL human languages? So I must understand SOME human languages. - PositronWildhawk

Speak to animals but spare English PLEASE! - Neonco31

I've always wanted to speak animal languages - littlerunaway

2nd one ONLY if I can still understand English. - Randomator

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38 Would you rather put Justin Bieber as 1 for best singers or put Kim Jong Un as best leaders

Justin Bieber because he isn't the worst, and Kim Jong Un just might be. - lovefrombadlands

Justin Bieber as best singer - Neonco31

None. I will put Migos 1 for best singers. - FollowMeNow

Bieber - PackFan2005

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39 Would you rather answer this question or not answer it

Everyone should say answer it because if you type something under this one, then you just answered the question - MarioNinja101

Id rather answer it. - cosmo

I'd rather answer it. - nintendofan126

Well either way you’re answering it - Randomator

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40 Be five feet taller or three feet shorter?

Okay... not sure about these measurements myself, but I'll side with the five feet taller despite that being the Andre the Giants disease effect then it would be of a dwarf size. - htoutlaws2012

Three feet shorter. I wanna be 2'3! Then I could hide in really good spots for hide and seek. Being 10'3 would take the fun out of swimming in a 10 foot pool. - lovefrombadlands

Oh dear. I guess I'd be 2'7 so I wouldn't have to hit my head on every doorway lol. - spiritofhiphop

So I’d be either 10’ 10 or 2’ 10 I’d rather be tall and dominate in the NBA - Randomator

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41 Would you rather befriend a Jew or pretend to be Jewish and act like you're Jewish?

Probably for hysterical purposes pretend to be Jewish. - htoutlaws2012

Befriend one because I am a Jew - 445956

Befriend a Jew.

42 Be forced to use windows me for a year or be forced to watch Disney/pixar's the good dinosaur for a year?

This come off surprising, but give me the older version of Windows anyday. The last great version of Windows is probably 7 after that things go downhill with major flaws. - htoutlaws2012

Second one - PeeledBanana

43 Would you rather live in a haunted house or get eaten by spiders

Eaten by spiders. I'll die either way (some ghosts kill), and ghosts are way scarier than spiders. Spiders would kill me faster, because ghosts will mess around and torture you first before finally killing you - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

You know, you could always be in a situation involving both at once. - PositronWildhawk

True that. I watch ghost shows all the time. Once millions of spiders were crawling in a boys room - PackFan2005

I would rather live in a haunted house. - cosmo

First one

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44 Would you rather save yourself or save your wife/husband

I'm only 11 so I would rather save myself. - cosmo

Myself. Don't even have a husband - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Myself I don't have no wife - B0S5J4M3S

Don’t have a wife, so... - PackFan2005

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45 Would you rather buy a plane or a flying car

A flying car. It would be very cool to have one. - cosmo

Flying car. It would be awesome - Neonco31

A flying car, of course. Since the time I saw Weasleys' car, I want one - littlerunaway

Flying car because then I’d be one of the first to have one and because then you could drive and fly - Randomator

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46 Die epically or die of a disease?

In what way do I want to die is an understatement. - htoutlaws2012

Die of going to too many Migos concert - FollowMeNow

Epic death, YEAH! - Neonco31

EPIC - PackFan2005

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47 Squeak when you walk or blow bubbles when you talk?

Squeak when I walk would be really funny, blowing bubbles would be kind of annoying - MarioNinja101

48 Have no shadow or no reflection?

Either way, that means I'm a ghost. No shadow - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

No reflection - htoutlaws2012

No shadow because I need to see the gangsterness of me - FollowMeNow

Shadow. - PackFan2005

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49 Die in 20 years with no regrets or die in 50 years with many regrets?

20 years with no regrets. You can still accomplish a lot in that time, maybe even more than in 50 years with regrets weighing you down and keeping you from achieving your best. - Entranced98

1st one because you can still accomplish a lot - Randomator

50 Know when you die or how you’re going to die?

Know how because maybe I can stop it from happening! Like, if I'm going to drown, I just won't go swimming! - lovefrombadlands

I'd rather find out when. At least I'd be prepared on the day and know the deadline for my will. - Entranced98

How, cause then I’d spend the rest of my life worrying about the day I will die - PackFan2005

I’d rather know how - Randomator

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