Top Ten Dumbest and Most Random Ways to Break Your Heart

The Top Ten

1 Fall in love with yourself. Gather the courage to declare your love, and when you finally do, say "Sorry, I don't date losers."

Keyson! That's funny! Breaking your own heart with your own heart! Haha
Excellent list

2 Watch "Marley & Me"

But this is my favorite movie ever I can watch it all day I love it so much.

3 Get a time machine. Buy a Blu-ray disc of "The Lion King" and travel to when you were 7 years old and show you Mufasa's death.

When I was a kid, it wasn't really the death that bothered me, it was Simba telling Mufasa to get up.

4 Put your heart inside the fridge. Wait for a couple of minutes. When it's finally frozen, grab a golf club and try scoring birdie or better.

Well, I love this. This is truly random.

Frozen heart in Frozen! This is random.

5 Attach a rope to it and play yo-yo with it until the rope breaks and your heart falls and breaks as well

6 Challenge Kano to a Mortal Kombat duel

7 Create a religion in which you have to do the opposite of everything that you hear. Then listen to the song "Don't let it break your heart"

Haha I was bored and the only idea of a list was this

This is one of my favorite on here! Great list!

8 Read "Mockingjay"

9 Ask Your Heart Politely to Break

Haha, I liked this one!

10 Eat your heart like a triple bacon cheeseburger

The Contenders

11 Rip your own heart out with your hands

The most painful and best ways.

12 Watch "Toy Story 3"

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