Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Try to Stay Awake
Ever felt so tired you can't keep your eyes open? A lot of the time, the healthy thing to do is to let them shut, but if you really have to, you stay awake. Don't try it this way.The Top Ten
1 Superglue your eyelids back
A great advantage is that you'll look extremely focused.
2 Sit on a red hot poker
3 Keep a running dental drill balanced in your mouth
4 Listen to loud music at the resonant frequency of your head
Always good for your mind to do a little dance to let the pressure off.
5 Set the room on fire
That way you always have a light.
6 Microwave your head
I did this just yesterday... I got bored and fell asleep!
I've lost count of the number of times I've done this.
7 Rest one hand in a blender
8 Inject a spider between your layers of skin
9 Do the Ice Bucket Challenge continuously
The best way in my opinion.
I hope my mum nominates me!
Like 10 times a minute!
10 Eat a barrel of coffee beans
The Contenders
11 Take drugs
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