Top Ten Reasons Why Having Continuous Bad Luck Isn't So Bad

I don't really need luck. I just want good things to happen to my life.

FOOLS! Bad Luck is worse than no luck at all!

Ha! So give me bad luck every time!

Bad luck IS no luck.

It does me. When bad luck creeps up on me I actually treat it as a game that I have to win. It's fun trying to overcome it.

No, it makes me angry when I'm playing my game. Get unlucky then have to wait another hour for another game

For some reason, it just makes me warm towards the things I didn't realise that I'd Ignored before.

Bad luck makes you feel like you've hit Rock Bottom, eh? (always saying "eh" It's only an accident at birth that I'm not Canadian! ) Anyway, getting back to the seriousmess of it, Rock Bottom means that things will pick up. They HAVE to! Use that newfound stubboness of yours

But it does not and then things get worse.

I JUST read about Mat in Hinderstap, where he was in the tavern, and he kept on losing. The last toss he won and got food stuffs, but then night fell an chaos came loose.

Bad luck this time? Try, try, try again! You WILL succeed and laugh in the face of bad luck.

That only makes me annoying to be around. Trust me, you do NOT want to see me irritated.

If I'm in a car stuck in traffic, having spilled toxic waste on my brand new shirt, and my iPod's out of battery, I'm in a very specific situation. I thus like to bear in mind that someone out there is having a worse time than me.