Top Ten Alternative Ship Names for 'amourshipping'

I threw this list together on a whim. Same goes for my previous list, which took no brains at all, just as Serena and AmourShipping are brainless. I guess it's because I've been on an anti-Serena, anti-AmourShipping rant. Did I mention I hate her? Yeah...

The Top Ten

1 AWhoreShipping

Jessica, you may not believe this, but I actually added this item as a visitor during my hiatus. Trust me, I'm telling the truth. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Yes! Lol!

LOL! Who added this one? It rhymes…nice.

Liking a boy does not make a girl a whore.. - HeavyDonkeyKong

2 EpicFailShipping

That's right, you heard me.

Amourshipping is the worst shipping of all of the others in the history of Pokémon and it's shipping.

3 CluelessShipping

Everybody's clueless except for the people who aren't even involved in the ship. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Seeing as Serena, Ash, AND AmourShippers are all clueless.

4 FanserviceShipping

I'm not against amourshipping, but yes, sadly, all the shipping is is fanservice, which seems to be the main reason why people hat eit. Oddly enough, it also seems to be the main reason why people love it. wut. - HeavyDonkeyKong

5 ObsédéShipping

If you know the meaning, this makes perfect sense. - FrozenHatingPokefan

If Serena was obsessed with Ash, why would she leave him willingly?

Oh wait she isn't obsessed

Get outta here. Serena is terribly written ship bait and you know it. SHE DOESN'T LOVE SATOSHI! - FrozenHatingPokefan

Replace 'Amour' with 'Obsédé', the French word for 'obsess', and the name makes so much more sense. Serena does not 'love' Ash. She is an obsessed/infatuated fangirl. End of story. Not to speak of his nonexistent romantic feelings.

6 FetishShipping

I'm pretty sure I've seen someone else use this name. So credit to them, not me, for coming up with this name. Serena, AmourShippers, AmourShipping? Ugh, this whole thing disgusts me.

7 CrapShipping

This ship is rubbish

8 BesotShipping

The definition of 'besot'? "To make stupid or foolish. To infatuate or obsess."
Referring to Serena, of course. But I guess this can be used to describe AmourShippers in general. I've never seen shippers more rabidly obsessed with a ship. Ugh.

9 Killer-of-other-ships Shipping

Amourshipping didn't kill jack, so I politely disagree with this choice. - HeavyDonkeyKong

The amourshippers want to forget the other ships and stick with the Amourshipping crap! What more can we expect? Them shoving it up their throat or their brains?

More like Wannabe-killer. They think Amour is more credible than all the other ships (no, it's not). They thought it would destroy the other ships. But they don't understand shipping 101. A ship never dies, even if the characters involved end up paired off with others (canonically). And no, Serena kissing Ash did not kill other ships, canonically or otherwise. And it sure as heck doesn't make amour any more canon than KissShipping (AshxMelody) or MareShipping/AltoShipping (AshxBianca/Latias).

10 BoreShipping

I didn't come up with this name. Shout out to the guest who used this name in a comment somewhere.

The Newcomers

? Blandshipping

The Contenders

11 BaitShipping
12 Amoursh***ing

Bloody hell, this is a good name! - FrozenHatingPokefan

13 ObliviousShipping

Because Ash doesn't give a crap about Serena. - FrozenHatingPokefan

Ash: Wait, what's a crush? you want to crush me?

Serena: Wait, what? No! I-

Ash: I have a Pikachu that mandhandled two psuedo legendaries, bring it on!

*Battle Theme* - HeavyDonkeyKong

14 Amourbitches

YES, rofl!

15 MakesSonic06LookGoodShipping

Its true. That disgusting mess of a game is WAY BETTER than this stupid ship. - FrozenHatingPokefan

16 PleaseStopShipping
17 DégoutantShipping

This is probably the best one. It keeps the references to France. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Should be higher lmao - Unharmless

'Dégoutant' is French for 'disgusting'.

18 DoormatShipping

Serena is a totally pathetic doormat, after all.

19 NeverGonnaCanonShipping

But this is basically the name for all sorts of shipping's in general. In my opinion. - HeavyDonkeyKong

20 WorshipShipping

Describes the fanbase even more than the characters. - HeavyDonkeyKong

21 AbortShipping
22 Dickshipping
23 Ashy-Poo Shipping

Cause that's what Serena will call ash if they married

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