Top Ten Ambiguous and Genuine Newspaper Headlines

These can be found by googling and are real, collected from various newspapers. By looking carefully into these newspaper headlines you can find that these headlines are funny in one way. They have two meanings. Firstly the real one which the news article writers wanted to convey and the other more funny and interesting one which you can make out.
The Top Ten
1 Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
2 Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Are NBA referees ugly? I don't know

3 Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4 2 Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter
5 Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
6 Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
7 Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
8 Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

Focus on the word "Case".

9 Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

This is hilarious. If only it worked in real life...

10 Stolen Painting Found By Tree
The Contenders
11 Congress, President Butt Heads
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