Top Ten Most Annoying Things Third Graders Do

The Top Ten

1 Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

Sorry to be a Grammar Nazi, but that last word proves the irony. - PositronWildhawk

If you say "more stupider" than you are obviously very stupid. - HarCher

I heard a version where it's the OTHER way around: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

Everything on this list applies to all kids in elementary school

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2 I know you are but what am I

I know its annoying for a third grader to do but imagine a sixth grader (my brother) doing it. He is lucky I don't smash his head through the wall every time he does it. So bloody annoying - Danielsun182

My brother does this

I am in 7th grade, and an unpopular kid does this. SO ANNOYING! My brother is 12 and in 3rd grade.

3 First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest

Laugh out loud, kids would fight over who lined up first because of THAT

4 Lolly, lolly, lolly, pop

I hate this!
My sister is in 3rd grade and she does this to me sometimes and it's so annoying - Ajkloth

5 Cheese touch

This is my face when I see them do this: -. - seriously... - maddyparrot22

I tell them I'm never playing again. I only played in first grade

OK that thing is annoying about the cheese touch is when they keep saying chesse touch then they say it's part of life not a game but it is a game. Really stupid right - Jake09

6 Nanananana boo boo

Classic. Kindergarten probably not ending until 5th grade if the children are mature...

7 Eeeeeew, someone likes a girl
8 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
9 Creating their own version of cheese touch

I'm in the fifth grade now and people still play the Daniel touch and the Logan touch - OhioStateBuckeyes

10 Jinx, you owe me a soda

ANNOYING

The Contenders

11 (Girl Name) and (Boy Name) sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

More annoying when both are same gender.

12 Missed me missed me, now you gotta kiss me!
13 Suck their thumb
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