Top Ten Most Annoying Things Third Graders Do

The Top Ten
1 Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

I heard a version where it's the OTHER way around: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

Everything on this list applies to all kids in elementary school

I hate that! Annoying to do, EVERY little kid says that!

Sorry to be a Grammar Nazi, but that last word proves the irony.

2 First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest

Laugh out loud, kids would fight over who lined up first because of THAT

3 I know you are but what am I

I know its annoying for a third grader to do but imagine a sixth grader (my brother) doing it. He is lucky I don't smash his head through the wall every time he does it. So bloody annoying

I am in 7th grade, and an unpopular kid does this. SO ANNOYING! My brother is 12 and in 3rd grade.

My brother does this

4 Lolly, lolly, lolly, pop

I hate this!
My sister is in 3rd grade and she does this to me sometimes and it's so annoying

5 Cheese touch

OK that thing is annoying about the cheese touch is when they keep saying chesse touch then they say it's part of life not a game but it is a game. Really stupid right

I tell them I'm never playing again. I only played in first grade

This is my face when I see them do this: -. - seriously...

6 Nanananana boo boo

Classic. Kindergarten probably not ending until 5th grade if the children are mature...

Oh yes a classic from kindergarten that never Goes.

7 Eeeeeew, someone likes a girl
8 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
9 Jinx, you owe me a soda
10 (Girl Name) and (Boy Name) sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

More annoying when both are same gender.

The Contenders
11 Missed me missed me, now you gotta kiss me!
12 Creating their own version of cheese touch

I'm in the fifth grade now and people still play the Daniel touch and the Logan touch

13 Scream on the bus
14 Bully 1st graders
15 Suck their thumb
16 Calling people with glasses "four-eyes"
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