Top Ten Most Annoying Things Third Graders Do

The Top Ten

1 Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

Everything on this list applies to all kids in elementary school

I heard a version where it's the OTHER way around: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

Sorry to be a Grammar Nazi, but that last word proves the irony. - PositronWildhawk

If you say "more stupider" than you are obviously very stupid. - HarCher

2 First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest

Laugh out loud, kids would fight over who lined up first because of THAT

3 I know you are but what am I

I know its annoying for a third grader to do but imagine a sixth grader (my brother) doing it. He is lucky I don't smash his head through the wall every time he does it. So bloody annoying - Danielsun182

My brother does this

I am in 7th grade, and an unpopular kid does this. SO ANNOYING! My brother is 12 and in 3rd grade.

4 Lolly, lolly, lolly, pop

I hate this!
My sister is in 3rd grade and she does this to me sometimes and it's so annoying - Ajkloth

5 Cheese touch

This is my face when I see them do this: -. - seriously... - maddyparrot22

I tell them I'm never playing again. I only played in first grade

OK that thing is annoying about the cheese touch is when they keep saying chesse touch then they say it's part of life not a game but it is a game. Really stupid right - Jake09

6 Nanananana boo boo

Oh yes a classic from kindergarten that never Goes. - happytobeherexx

Classic. Kindergarten probably not ending until 5th grade if the children are mature...

7 Eeeeeew, someone likes a girl
8 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
9 Creating their own version of cheese touch

I'm in the fifth grade now and people still play the Daniel touch and the Logan touch - OhioStateBuckeyes

10 Jinx, you owe me a soda


The Contenders

11 (Girl Name) and (Boy Name) sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

More annoying when both are same gender.

12 Missed me missed me, now you gotta kiss me!
13 Suck their thumb
14 Scream on the bus
15 Calling people with glasses "four-eyes"
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