Top Ten Awkward Things That Everyone Does

At least everyone does this one point in their lives
The Top Ten
1 Say "ow!" even though you didn't feel pain

I don't know why this happens, it seems funny, but its unfortunately true and we all do it.

Like when you see someone fall or when you're stressed. I do this all the time.

This reminds me of Stampy's early videos where he said "ouch" every time he got hurt on Minecraft.

Almost every time I get hurt in a video game. I say OW!

2 "I agree to the terms and services" even though you didn't read one word

Whoever does this wastes their time.

We all do this. A lot.

That's me but my mom forces me to read the entire thing before agreeing to it

3 Be scared of a U or PG movie
4 Comment something and realize it's not your account

Haha wow! I'd done EVERYTHING on this list bar this one! I honestly thought I was the only person (above five) who sometimes goes up the stairs on all fours. You won't tell anyone will you? ; )

Hah! This has happened a lot to me

5 Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go off

I do this a lot. Always trying to see the lights go off before the door closes.

I use to do this as a five year old because I thought it was magical.

Its satisfying for some odd reason... that's not weird, right?

So what? If the dog gets to do it then so do I

6 Mindlessly dance around without knowing it

I'm a dancer, so muscle memory kicks in and I am dancing to silence. Its quite fun actually.

7 Remember something, forget it, and then remember it again

This happens to me many a times. It happens when your mind is in an excited mode that can temporarily block your secondary memory.

This happens to me on what video I want to watch. I'll watch another video the recover up my memory on what I want to watch

This is so frustrating, yet I laugh every time someone else does it.

Always happens to me

8 Say something weird and act like it's normal

I do this al the time. If you met me in person and talked to me, if I say something, weird I'll act like it's serious.

9 Go upstairs on all fours

I run up, and fall to all fours on the last five or so.

So what? If the dog gets to do it then so do I

I do this all the time

10 Make up a word and later find out it's an actual word

Definitely happened before - usually my new word even means something similar to the real definition, so perhaps I knew the word but had forgotten it

That is always so odd and surprising to hear or find out about!

I eventually stopped inventing words because of this.

Never happened to me

The Contenders
11 Fart

All humans do it! But it's awkward and S O O embarrassing!

12 Try to balance a switch between on and off

I did it, and it wasn't easy.

Been there, done that

13 Accidently calling the wrong person your mum.

Bruh it took me months to stop calling ny best friend mom! She is just so responible!

14 Make screeching noises when you stretch
15 Scratch your genitals

Whoever wrote this probably does it. Are you some animal or something? what

16 Run to your bedroom after turning off the light
17 Pick your nose
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