Top Ten Most Dramatic Ways to Burst a Balloon

The Top Ten

1 Poke the balloon with a compass as if you are killing someone.

Dramatic. The best time to do this would be when you are very mad.

2 Punch the balloon really hard

3 Sit on the balloon and act as if your butt got stuck in the toilet.

4 Crush the balloon

5 Stomp the balloon with full power

I've actually done this before.

6 Rub your butt on the balloon

That would be a bad way to go, even for a balloon.

7 Put the balloon in the stove

8 Slam the balloon on the wall

9 Put it in the microwave

10 Place the balloon in a cardboard box and poke the cardboard box with a knife thereby bursting the balloon

The Contenders

11 Use a nailcutter to pinch the balloon

I've had ideas like this...

12 Record a slow motion video of you dropping a barbed wire plank on the balloon.

13 With a chainsaw

That's extreme. You need a chainsaw ready at hand then.

14 Throw a grenade at it

15 Shoot the balloon

16 Take a slow motion video of you smashing the balloon with a mallet.

17 Stab it with a knife

18 Blow it up with a bomb

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