Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call 911
The Top Ten
This is a great reason - Jabber
I think you shouldn't call the police because there is an ant on your bed. I mean... it's just an ant! The ant won't rob you or anything (unless it's a fire ant. ) - Klaudia
KILL IT! Put it in a grave! Dig it up. Kill the grave too! Now throw it off a balcony!
Take care of it. After a month, it needs to go back to its family. Let it free into soft grass. - TristGamer
Ah it going to kill you yeah right
Punch him then steal it back
This one is just plain dumb!
Get another one then
Just get another one
This isn't stupid, this is robbery. You payed for that cookie, it's illegal to steal it. - SoulEaterFan
Then get another cookie. - cosmo
IT DOES NOT MATTER! - Koolness88
It is not serious. Just grab another cookie.
But if they steal a cookie that's your favorite and that's the last they had of it ever, oh boy! - The_Violist
What is up with ants - Jabber
Who would expect the police to arrest an ant. - Koolness88
Who cares, I claim strict ownership of that doughnut! - PositronWildhawk
Is the person who made this list a troll? Nobody would come up with something so dumb!
Caller : " You are horrible. You should work at Wal-Mart instead of being who you are.
Operator : No, Wal-Mart is horrible. Any other options?
Caller : McDonalds?
Operator : I hate kids.
Caller : Fine, your out of luck.
Operator : Thanks, I don't like what I do, I shall be a band director.
Caller : good choice.
Operator : I do need a real job.
Caller : Or, an expert video game tester!
Operator : Perfect. Let me ask if I can quit.
Operator : I can't, there's an emergency.
Caller : good luck! Will you be here tomorrow?
Operator : no, I'm leaving.
Caller : whatever, bye! - funnyuser
What's with ants and this list? - SoulEaterFan
That wouldn't really matter. There are millions of them everywhere. - cosmo
Why would you shoot an ant with a gun? Can't you just step on it?! - missyweirdo
Even a bullet is bigger than a ant. - SamuiNeko
Well it's nice but still. - Koolness88
Inviting them for chicken pot pie is stupider! - missyweirdo
Why bother. The police have an important job to do!
At least you don't have to worry about Lego pain. - Koolness88
They are weapons of mass destruction, after all.
If you have OCD... - missyweirdo
Oh, ha ha! I remember watching this on YouTube, it was hilarious! - RandomThings
A 4 year old MORON did that once!
He most likely didn't understand that 911 is only for life-and-death situations and reporting serious crimes. - Entranced98
Operator: "911, what is your emergency? "
Caller: "I don't know the answer to 15+20, please help! "
Operator: "The answer is 35."
Caller: "Thank you, ma'am! "
Operator: "It's what we're here for, after all" *flies away*
But the robber might come back after he realises that. Precaution is the best safety. - Kiteretsunu
It doesn't work anymore! So why? Unless that's your only phone then it would be a nightmare. - Koolness88
No it's good! The phone might be antique!
Operator:911 what is your emergency? Caller:I got Sherked Operator:What does that mean? - Jordansalesguy2392
what? - missyweirdo
You would get arrested for having illegal drugs. - funnyuser
Yes, yes it is
And why would they?!
This is actually a very good reason to call 911! It's an emergency! This is worse than a fire in your house! - missyweirdo
I would call 911 if that happens:HELP THERE's A DRUG ADDICT IN MY HOUSE! - SamuiNeko
That's something caps girl would do. - SamuiNeko
I ant going to take this any longer! - PositronWildhawk
Ha, positronwildhawk, I see what you did there. - SoulEaterFan
"Hey baby, call the sex police, you're a wanted criminal! " - PositronWildhawk
Tying up the phone line for people in life threatening emergencies just to talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend... Tisk tisk
Look up the video on YouTube where a former police officer calls 911 because the marijuana was too strong. It will make your day
I wish I could
So many ant related stuff on this list... - cosmo
A 12 year old did it
Operator:911 what is your emerency
Caller I lost my rock because my friend threw it somewhere.
Operater:... Uhh a again it was a cookie and then a ant then you have Justin Bieber in your house... actually we did have that as a actual respond but then you lost on callof duty so this is the end of you.
Skyrim guy: fuss ro dawwhhh
Nayn cat: nyn nyn nyn nya nasdndsbysysadbsdnnnynynynynynyn
Why would you call 911 for that? - SamuiNeko
Your neighbor farted and you called 911 because it sounded like domestic violence.
I did that once got in really big trouble hated it very much