Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call 911

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The Top Ten

1 There is an ant on your bed

I think you shouldn't call the police because there is an ant on your bed. I mean... it's just an ant! The ant won't rob you or anything (unless it's a fire ant. ) - Klaudia

VIOLENT STYLE!
KILL IT! Put it in a grave! Dig it up. Kill the grave too! Now throw it off a balcony!

Fluttershy Style.
Take care of it. After a month, it needs to go back to its family. Let it free into soft grass. - TristGamer

Ah it going to kill you yeah right

Police: what's wrong ma'am?
me: there's a bug in my bed!
police: so.
me: I don't have dry cleaning.
police: we're on our way. - Catacorn

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2 Someone stole your pen or pencil

Punch him then steal it back

This one is just plain dumb!

Get another one then

ACCURATELY ME AT SCHOOL. - Catacorn

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3 Someone stole your cookie

This isn't stupid, this is robbery. You payed for that cookie, it's illegal to steal it. - SoulEaterFan

Then get another cookie. - cosmo

IT DOES NOT MATTER! - Koolness88

It is not serious. Just grab another cookie.
^0_0^

But if they steal a cookie that's your favorite and that's the last they had of it ever, oh boy! - The_Violist

4 An ant ate your doughnut

Who would expect the police to arrest an ant. - Koolness88

Who cares, I claim strict ownership of that doughnut! - PositronWildhawk

Is the person who made this list a troll? Nobody would come up with something so dumb!
^0_0^

5 To insult the operator

Caller : " You are horrible. You should work at Wal-Mart instead of being who you are.
Operator : No, Wal-Mart is horrible. Any other options?
Caller : McDonalds?
Operator : I hate kids.
Caller : Fine, your out of luck.
Operator : Thanks, I don't like what I do, I shall be a band director.
Caller : good choice.
Operator : I do need a real job.
Caller : Or, an expert video game tester!
Operator : Perfect. Let me ask if I can quit.
Caller :...
Operator : I can't, there's an emergency.
Caller : good luck! Will you be here tomorrow?
Operator : no, I'm leaving.
Caller : whatever, bye! - funnyuser

6 Someone shot an ant with a gun

What's with ants and this list? - SoulEaterFan

That wouldn't really matter. There are millions of them everywhere. - cosmo

Why would you shoot an ant with a gun? Can't you just step on it?! - missyweirdo

Even a bullet is bigger than a ant. - SamuiNeko

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7 To invite them for apple pie

Well it's nice but still. - Koolness88

Inviting them for chicken pot pie is stupider! - missyweirdo

Why bother. The police have an important job to do!
^0_0^

8 Someone stole your Lego pieces

At least you don't have to worry about Lego pain. - Koolness88

They are weapons of mass destruction, after all.

9 Someone touched your food

If you have OCD... - missyweirdo

10 To tell them you're out of hairspray

The Contenders

11 Help with a math problem

A 4 year old MORON did that once!

He most likely didn't understand that 911 is only for life-and-death situations and reporting serious crimes. - Entranced98

Operator: "911, what is your emergency? "
Caller: "I don't know the answer to 15+20, please help! "
Operator: "The answer is 35."
Caller: "Thank you, ma'am! "
Operator: "It's what we're here for, after all" *flies away*

12 A robber stole your broken old phone

But the robber might come back after he realises that. Precaution is the best safety. - Kiteretsunu

It doesn't work anymore! So why? Unless that's your only phone then it would be a nightmare. - Koolness88

No it's good! The phone might be antique!

13 Your dog ate your sandwich
14 You find a hat that no one owns
15 You got Shreked

Operator:911 what is your emergency? Caller:I got Sherked Operator:What does that mean? - Jordansalesguy2392

16 To get tacos

what? - missyweirdo

17 Your mum puts cheese in her panties
18 Someone stole your illegal drugs

You would get arrested for having illegal drugs. - funnyuser

19 Young Boys and Girls are having a party
20 Someone pooped on you

And why would they?!

21 Justin Bieber is in your house

This is actually a very good reason to call 911! It's an emergency! This is worse than a fire in your house! - missyweirdo

I would call 911 if that happens:HELP THERE's A DRUG ADDICT IN MY HOUSE! - SamuiNeko

22 There are too many ant related items on this list

I ant going to take this any longer! - PositronWildhawk

Ha, positronwildhawk, I see what you did there. - SoulEaterFan

23 To hit on the operator

"Hey baby, call the sex police, you're a wanted criminal! " - PositronWildhawk

24 Your girlfriend/boyfriend is a 911 operator

Tying up the phone line for people in life threatening emergencies just to talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend... Tisk tisk

25 Marijuana was too strong

Look up the video on YouTube where a former police officer calls 911 because the marijuana was too strong. It will make your day

26 Someone shot you in the forehead
27 You caught your son watching porn
28 Someone at McDonald's gave you a wrong order

I wish I could

29 Someone made a dumb list on TheTopTens
30 There's a koala on your roof
31 Your cat is fat
32 An ant just trolled you

So many ant related stuff on this list... - cosmo

33 To ask for the number for 911
34 You lost on Call of Duty

A 12 year old did it

35 You're out of hairspray
36 You lost your rock

Operator:911 what is your emerency
Caller I lost my rock because my friend threw it somewhere.
Operater:... Uhh a again it was a cookie and then a ant then you have Justin Bieber in your house... actually we did have that as a actual respond but then you lost on callof duty so this is the end of you.
Skyrim guy: fuss ro dawwhhh
Nayn cat: nyn nyn nyn nya nasdndsbysysadbsdnnnynynynynynyn

37 Someone stole your parking spot
38 Someone farted

That's stupid

39 Your sibling destroyed your lego building and ripped off the heads of the lego people

Why would you call 911 for that? - SamuiNeko

40 Someone threatened queen Elsa

That's something caps girl would do. - SamuiNeko

41 Someone ate your chicken nuggets
42 Your neighbor farted

Your neighbor farted and you called 911 because it sounded like domestic violence.

43 McDonald's has run out of Chicken McNuggets
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