Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying

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The Top Ten

1 (A Serial Killer Attacks You With a Knife) Whoa! That's a cool knife!

And a knife made for you. - Kiteretsunu

"Can I Feel the blade" - Jaedenisdabomb

Can you get it closer to my eyes so I can admire the shine? (goes blind) - SamuiNeko

I wonder how cool I'll look if it goes inside me - Nateawesomeness

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2 (You fall from the top of a 25-Storey building) Yay! I'm a Superman!

This is so dumb but funny!

You are should be say this: I'M BATMAN! - 05yusuf09

Or you can say: "I believe I can fly"

Where's the radio,I gotta play I believe I can fly for a meme - Nateawesomeness

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3 (You eat a deadly poison accidently) I didn't know this poison was sweet in taste.

I don't want to know what they taste like. - Kiteretsunu

At least it tasted good - Nateawesomeness

4 (At a Justin Bieber Concert) He's good

I don't think this statement is logical. A Justin Bieber concert will unfortunately be full of Justin Bieber fans, not haters. So if one says this, he/she is not going to get beaten up, because he/she is surrounded by Justin Bieber fans, NOT haters. In fact he/she would get praised for this statement. - Kiteretsunu

Haha! I absolutely LOVE this one. Who added it? You funny person you! - Britgirl

Worst way to die. - LokiLover2000

Who in the hell would say this crap? - Gehenna

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5 (You see a really big tornado just in front of you) Can you make me fly?

And sing the Christian song" I'll Fly Away" - funnyuser

You'll probably be killed by a flying car or a 2 by 4 before getting too close to that thing

Man you are awesome

I believe,i can flyyy,I believed I can touch the skyy, - Nateawesomeness

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6 (You are listening to Justin Bieber) I love it

You say I love it because you are going to die and you don't have to listen to him anymore - RockStarr

And then you die afterwards? Remember what the list is about. - Songsta41

Technically, anything you say is before you die. - gemcloben

Is this a dumb thing? Great. - 05yusuf09

7 (You're in an airplane which is going to crash) So how much time will it take for the airplane to come down?

Really, why the delay? - Kiteretsunu

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."
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"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."

We are getting very close to the forest...

Umm. About 10 nanoseconds. - kontrahinsunu

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8 (A man points a gun at you and is about to shoot you) Will you let me borrow your gun after you're done shooting?

Laugh out loud! Funny humour, this! I liked the serial killer knife as well... God bless. - HezarioSeth

I don't know why you need the gun... But I guess you have your reasons, right?

This will confuse him - jmepa1234

No,you can't? Remember you're in the afterlife? - kontrahinsunu

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9 (You're stuck inside a burning room) Awesome! Burn notice is on Netflix.

At least something interesting is happening around me! - Kiteretsunu

I don't get it:/ - Nateawesomeness

10 (You meet a bear at a forest without a gun) Hey! Can you tell me how many teeth you have? Just for General Knowledge sake.

I voted for this just so I could say that lions don't live in forests. They live in Africa. No forests there. You can find a bear in a forest, though. - ChiefTumor

Don't forget your dentist license - Nateawesomeness

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11 (You get death sentence at law court) Will I be allowed to pee at the day of my execution?

"You will automatically wet yourself at the sight of Old Sparky..." - Britgirl

Not if it's by electric chair. You know, for safety reasons. - PositronWildhawk

Instead of peeing,how about not dying,by running!, - Nateawesomeness

12 whatever that boulder in that catapult can do, i can do

During a war! ," Yay! Ouch! ". - funnyuser

Once again,It's A TRAP - Nateawesomeness

13 (Teacher calls you up to get your test scores back) Yay I love tests

Someone in my school actually likes tests. - Minecraftcrazy530

You will die by the shock you get when you get your score

Yeah but how do we die

And then you get death sentence for getting a bad grades,and the execution will be the
Great,mighty,princible - Nateawesomeness

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14 (Gets hit by falling skyscraper) Cool! It shows my house!

That's not yo house biatch - Nateawesomeness

15 (person stabs a metal knife into your stomach) Thank god! My doctor was telling me I needed more iron!

And it was on the day you needed your monthly iron infusion. - Merilille

And less blood... - Nateawesomeness

16 (On Top of a Collapsing Building) Hold On Guys... Ill Get Help (Jumps)

Couldn't you jump lower, - Nateawesomeness

Super funny, person who posted this, You are a riot :D - Sasukes_Princess

17 (Darth Sideous while falling) I wonder if I'm ever going to hit ground?

Isn't it cloud city down there - Beckc

No,jut live in the air for god Sakes! - Nateawesomeness

18 (A rattlesnake bites you) Ouch! Never mind!

Why waste my time on worrying about a snakebite? - Kiteretsunu

Yea,rattlesnakes are boring,let's find a fun thing like play hot potato with a hornets nest,wait,that's dumb to:( - Nateawesomeness

19 S*** happens
20 I'm Superman!
21 I ate all the pies!
22 (At the hospital, dying) Lemme take my last selfie.

The person that added this shall tell us that they had added this! - funnyuser

Lemme say maybe not. By the way, thanks!

Who added this? Hilarious! - funnyuser

Then post it on Instagram,and call it ALMOST DYING! - Nateawesomeness

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23 I've never been dead before

Well now you have, - Nateawesomeness

24 I can do that, hold my beer.

When I'm done dieing I want my beer back ok - FrankP

25 (Mario loses all his lives in a video game) I am sure glad that will never happen to me
26 (A bull charging at you) My what big horns you have!

Superb! Who added this? Brilliant! - Kiteretsunu

27 (About to be crushed to death) I always wanted to be paper
28 Nah it's ok, rat poison only kills rats

You idiot! It's poison - Pony

29 I left the million dollars in the...

I REALLY want to say this just to troll people. - Flamesofsilver

30 (About to die without notice) I'm gonna live!

Nope - Nateawesomeness

31 What a beautiful day to be alive
32 (Drowning) I think I can see Bikini Bottom

I hope the all Bikini Bottom is crying for you... - 05yusuf09

33 Russian Roulette isn't as cool as it sounds
34 (About to be hanged) My neck hurts, will this make it feel better?
35 (Gets alcohol poisoning) I am the master of my domain
36 I don't care, I love it!

So do I love it. - 05yusuf09

37 (A form of water torture and being crucified) "Hey, this place has a great view!"
38 I regret having you as a son
39 Tell my wife… I didn't love her

This is the biggest sellout I have ever seen in my enitre life, LOL. - 05yusuf09

40 (A shooting star is coming at your face) Pretty
41 Will you just shut up? I'm trying to die here!
42 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
43 This is a dark place!
44 Put out the bloody cigarette!
45 You're a stupid hoe!

You are a stupid hoe, Nicki Minaj! - 05yusuf09

46 My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!
47 Tell Jennifer.... that I love her.....but her dubstep is still crap
48 (Chased by a swarm of bees) Wow, there's so much company today
49 (Caught hypothermia) Elsa did it!
50 (Trapped in a coffin) I think this belongs to Dracula
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Top Remixes (7)

1. (You fall from the top of a 25-Storey building) Yay! I'm a Superman!
2. (A Serial Killer Attacks You With a Knife) Whoa! That's a cool knife!
3. (A man points a gun at you and is about to shoot you) Will you let me borrow your gun after you're done shooting?
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1. whatever that boulder in that catapult can do, i can do
2. (You fall from the top of a 25-Storey building) Yay! I'm a Superman!
3. (You eat a deadly poison accidently) I didn't know this poison was sweet in taste.
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1. (Teacher calls you up to get your test scores back) Yay I love tests
2. (Gets hit by falling skyscraper) Cool! It shows my house!
3. (On Top of a Collapsing Building) Hold On Guys... Ill Get Help (Jumps)
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