Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying

Gouge his eyeballs over then for them

And a knife made for you. - Kiteretsunu

"Can I Feel the blade" - Jaedenisdabomb

Can you get it closer to my eyes so I can admire the shine? (goes blind) - SamuiNeko

This is so dumb but funny!

You are should be say this: I'M BATMAN! - 05yusuf09

Or you can say: "I believe I can fly"

You spelt story wrong

In British, Canadian and Australian English, it's spelt as storey. - Kiteretsunu

I don't want to know what they taste like. - Kiteretsunu

At least it tasted good - Nateawesomeness

Who in the hell would say this crap? - Gehenna

I don't think this statement is logical. A Justin Bieber concert will unfortunately be full of Justin Bieber fans, not haters. So if one says this, he/she is not going to get beaten up, because he/she is surrounded by Justin Bieber fans, NOT haters. In fact he/she would get praised for this statement. - Kiteretsunu

Haha! I absolutely LOVE this one. Who added it? You funny person you! - Britgirl

Worst way to die. - LokiLover2000

And sing the Christian song" I'll Fly Away" - funnyuser

You'll probably be killed by a flying car or a 2 by 4 before getting too close to that thing

Man you are awesome

No funny user,sing I believe I can fly

You say I love it because you are going to die and you don't have to listen to him anymore - RockStarr

And then you die afterwards? Remember what the list is about. - Songsta41

Technically, anything you say is before you die. - gemcloben

Is this a dumb thing? Great. - 05yusuf09

Really, why the delay? - Kiteretsunu

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."
BOOM
"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."

We are getting very close to the forest...

Don't you have a watch dumbass?. - Nateawesomeness

Laugh out loud! Funny humour, this! I liked the serial killer knife as well... God bless. - HezarioSeth

I don't know why you need the gun... But I guess you have your reasons, right?

This will confuse him - jmepa1234

Murderer: You're gonna die. Spit out your last wish. I'll surely do it for you.
Victim: I need the gun - Animefan12

At least something interesting is happening around me! - Kiteretsunu

I don't get it:/ - Nateawesomeness

"You will automatically wet yourself at the sight of Old Sparky..." - Britgirl

Not if it's by electric chair. You know, for safety reasons. - PositronWildhawk

Instead of peeing,how about not dying,by running!, - Nateawesomeness

During a war! ," Yay! Ouch! ". - funnyuser

Once again,It's A TRAP - Nateawesomeness

Someone in my school actually likes tests. - Minecraftcrazy530

You will die by the shock you get when you get your score

Yeah but how do we die

And then you have cardiac arrest and die. - Pony

That's not yo house biatch - Nateawesomeness

And it was on the day you needed your monthly iron infusion. - Merilille

And less blood... - Nateawesomeness

Couldn't you jump lower, - Nateawesomeness

Super funny, person who posted this, You are a riot :D - Sasukes_Princess

Isn't it cloud city down there - Beckc

No,jut live in the air for god Sakes! - Nateawesomeness

Why waste my time on worrying about a snakebite? - Kiteretsunu

Yea,rattlesnakes are boring,let's find a fun thing like play hot potato with a hornets nest,wait,that's dumb to:( - Nateawesomeness

The person that added this shall tell us that they had added this! - funnyuser

Lemme say maybe not. By the way, thanks!

Who added this? Hilarious! - funnyuser

I KNOW this has happened.

Well now you have, - Nateawesomeness

When I'm done dieing I want my beer back ok - FrankP

Superb! Who added this? Brilliant! - Kiteretsunu

You idiot! It's poison - Pony

I REALLY want to say this just to troll people. - Flamesofsilver

Nope - Nateawesomeness

I hope the all Bikini Bottom is crying for you... - 05yusuf09

So do I love it. - 05yusuf09

This is the biggest sellout I have ever seen in my enitre life, LOL. - 05yusuf09

You are a stupid hoe, Nicki Minaj! - 05yusuf09