Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say Before DyingKiteretsunu
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Gouge his eyeballs over then for them
And a knife made for you. - Kiteretsunu
"Can I Feel the blade" - Jaedenisdabomb
Can you get it closer to my eyes so I can admire the shine? (goes blind) - SamuiNekoV 7 Comments
This is so dumb but funny!
You are should be say this: I'M BATMAN! - 05yusuf09
Or you can say: "I believe I can fly"
You spelt story wrong
In British, Canadian and Australian English, it's spelt as storey. - KiteretsunuV 2 Comments
I don't want to know what they taste like. - Kiteretsunu
At least it tasted good - Nateawesomeness
Who in the hell would say this crap? - Gehenna
I don't think this statement is logical. A Justin Bieber concert will unfortunately be full of Justin Bieber fans, not haters. So if one says this, he/she is not going to get beaten up, because he/she is surrounded by Justin Bieber fans, NOT haters. In fact he/she would get praised for this statement. - Kiteretsunu
Haha! I absolutely LOVE this one. Who added it? You funny person you! - Britgirl
Worst way to die. - LokiLover2000V 3 Comments
And sing the Christian song" I'll Fly Away" - funnyuser
You'll probably be killed by a flying car or a 2 by 4 before getting too close to that thing
Man you are awesome
No funny user,sing I believe I can flyV 2 Comments
You say I love it because you are going to die and you don't have to listen to him anymore - RockStarr
And then you die afterwards? Remember what the list is about. - Songsta41
Technically, anything you say is before you die. - gemcloben
Is this a dumb thing? Great. - 05yusuf09
Really, why the delay? - Kiteretsunu
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."
"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."
We are getting very close to the forest...
Don't you have a watch dumbass?. - NateawesomenessV 2 Comments
Laugh out loud! Funny humour, this! I liked the serial killer knife as well... God bless. - HezarioSeth
I don't know why you need the gun... But I guess you have your reasons, right?
This will confuse him - jmepa1234
Murderer: You're gonna die. Spit out your last wish. I'll surely do it for you.
Victim: I need the gun - Animefan12
At least something interesting is happening around me! - Kiteretsunu
I don't get it:/ - Nateawesomeness
I voted for this just so I could say that lions don't live in forests. They live in Africa. No forests there. You can find a bear in a forest, though. - ChiefTumor
Don't forget your dentist license - Nateawesomeness
"You will automatically wet yourself at the sight of Old Sparky..." - Britgirl
Not if it's by electric chair. You know, for safety reasons. - PositronWildhawk
Instead of peeing,how about not dying,by running!, - Nateawesomeness
During a war! ," Yay! Ouch! ". - funnyuser
Once again,It's A TRAP - Nateawesomeness
Someone in my school actually likes tests. - Minecraftcrazy530
You will die by the shock you get when you get your score
Yeah but how do we die
And then you have cardiac arrest and die. - PonyV 2 Comments
That's not yo house biatch - Nateawesomeness
And it was on the day you needed your monthly iron infusion. - Merilille
And less blood... - Nateawesomeness
Couldn't you jump lower, - Nateawesomeness
Super funny, person who posted this, You are a riot :D - Sasukes_Princess
Isn't it cloud city down there - Beckc
No,jut live in the air for god Sakes! - Nateawesomeness
Why waste my time on worrying about a snakebite? - Kiteretsunu
Yea,rattlesnakes are boring,let's find a fun thing like play hot potato with a hornets nest,wait,that's dumb to:( - Nateawesomeness
The person that added this shall tell us that they had added this! - funnyuser
Lemme say maybe not. By the way, thanks!
Who added this? Hilarious! - funnyuser
I KNOW this has happened.V 2 Comments
Well now you have, - Nateawesomeness
When I'm done dieing I want my beer back ok - FrankP
Superb! Who added this? Brilliant! - Kiteretsunu
You idiot! It's poison - Pony
I REALLY want to say this just to troll people. - Flamesofsilver
Nope - Nateawesomeness
I hope the all Bikini Bottom is crying for you... - 05yusuf09
So do I love it. - 05yusuf09
This is the biggest sellout I have ever seen in my enitre life, LOL. - 05yusuf09
You are a stupid hoe, Nicki Minaj! - 05yusuf09
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Top Remixes (7)
2. (A Serial Killer Attacks You With a Knife) Whoa! That's a cool knife!
3. (A man points a gun at you and is about to shoot you) Will you let me borrow your gun after you're done shooting?
2. (You fall from the top of a 25-Storey building) Yay! I'm a Superman!
3. (You eat a deadly poison accidently) I didn't know this poison was sweet in taste.
2. (Gets hit by falling skyscraper) Cool! It shows my house!
3. (On Top of a Collapsing Building) Hold On Guys... Ill Get Help (Jumps)
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