Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying

The Top Ten
1 (A serial killer attacks you with a knife) Whoa! That's a cool knife!

This made me laugh. If someone is going to say that, good for them if they are a thrill seeker.That is going to be shock! I wonder if the knife had it's blade engraved?

Can you get it closer to my eyes so I can admire the shine? (goes blind)

You can ask your last wish "Gimme the knife! "

And a knife made for you.

2 (You fall from the top of a 25-Storey building) Yay! I'm a Superman!

This is so dumb but funny!

You spelt story wrong

3 (You eat a deadly poison accidently) I didn't know this poison was sweet in taste.

I don't want to know what they taste like.

At least it tasted good

4 (You see a really big tornado just in front of you) Can you make me fly?

Man you are awesome

You'll probably be killed by a flying car or a 2 by 4 before getting too close to that thing

5 (You're in an airplane which is going to crash) So how much time will it take for the airplane to come down?

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."
BOOM
"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seats and fasten your seatbelts; we will be landing in about 10 minutes.
BOOM
Uh... Make that 5 minutes.

We are getting very close to the forest...

Really, why the delay?

6 (You're stuck inside a burning room) Awesome! Burn notice is on Netflix.

At least something interesting is happening around me!

7 (A man points a gun at you and is about to shoot you) Will you let me borrow your gun after you're done shooting?

Laugh out loud! Funny humour, this! I liked the serial killer knife as well... God bless.

Murderer: You're gonna die. Spit out your last wish. I'll surely do it for you.
Victim: I need the gun

I don't know why you need the gun... But I guess you have your reasons, right?

This will confuse him

8 (You meet a bear at a forest without a gun) Hey! Can you tell me how many teeth you have? Just for General Knowledge sake.

I voted for this just so I could say that lions don't live in forests. They live in Africa. No forests there. You can find a bear in a forest, though.

9 (You get death sentence at law court) Will I be allowed to pee at the day of my execution?

Not if it's by electric chair. You know, for safety reasons.

"You will automatically wet yourself at the sight of Old Sparky..."

10 (Person stabs a knife into your stomach) Thank god! My doctor was telling me I needed more iron!

And it was on the day you needed your monthly iron infusion.

And less blood...

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11 (A rattlesnake bites you) Ouch! Never mind!

Why waste my time on worrying about a snakebite?

12 (At the hospital, dying) Lemme take my last selfie.

The person that added this shall tell us that they had added this!

Lemme say maybe not. By the way, thanks!

Who added this? Hilarious!

13 (Gets hit by falling skyscraper) Cool! It shows my house!
14 (Jumping from the top of a collapsing building) Hold on guys... I'll get help.

Couldn't you jump lower,

15 (Drowning) I think I can see Bikini Bottom

You can't talk when your drowning. If you tried no one would hear you, not even yourself.

I hope the all Bikini Bottom is crying for you...

16 (About to be crushed to death) I always wanted to be paper
17 (A bull charging at you) My, what big horns you have!

Superb! Who added this? Brilliant!

18 (Strapped to the electric chair) I'm about to bust a nut!
19 (About to jump into an endless pit) I wonder where this pit goes
20 (Caught hypothermia) Elsa did it!
21 (Bleeding to death from the neck) Guys I'm a redneck!
22 (Attacked by a serial killer) Wanna be friends?
23 (About to be shot by deathray) You like Metroid too?
24 (Serial killer attacks you) Hey will you visit my funeral?
25 (About to be buried alive) At least I will make worm friends
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