Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say Before DyingKiteretsunu
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And a knife made for you. - Kiteretsunu
"Can I Feel the blade" - Jaedenisdabomb
Can you get it closer to my eyes so I can admire the shine? (goes blind) - SamuiNeko
I wonder how cool I'll look if it goes inside me - NateawesomenessV 6 Comments
You are should be say this: I'M BATMAN! - 05yusuf09
Or you can say: "I believe I can fly"V 4 Comments
I don't want to know what they taste like. - Kiteretsunu
At least it tasted good - Nateawesomeness
And sing the Christian song" I'll Fly Away" - funnyuser
You'll probably be killed by a flying car or a 2 by 4 before getting too close to that thingV 5 Comments
I don't think this statement is logical. A Justin Bieber concert will unfortunately be full of Justin Bieber fans, not haters. So if one says this, he/she is not going to get beaten up, because he/she is surrounded by Justin Bieber fans, NOT haters. In fact he/she would get praised for this statement. - Kiteretsunu
Haha! I absolutely LOVE this one. Who added it? You funny person you! - Britgirl
So funny I laughed, also he sucks. - 05yusuf09
Worst way to die. - LokiLover2000V 2 Comments
You say I love it because you are going to die and you don't have to listen to him anymore - RockStarr
And then you die afterwards? Remember what the list is about. - Songsta41
Technically, anything you say is before you die. - gemclobenV 1 Comment
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."
"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."
We are getting very close to the forest...
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seats and fasten your seatbelts; we will be landing in about 10 minutes.
Uh... Make that 5 minutes.
Laugh out loud! Funny humour, this! I liked the serial killer knife as well... God bless. - HezarioSeth
I don't know why you need the gun... But I guess you have your reasons, right?
Murderer: You're gonna die. Spit out your last wish. I'll surely do it for you.
Victim: I need the gun - Animefan12
At least something interesting is happening around me! - KiteretsunuV 1 Comment
I voted for this just so I could say that lions don't live in forests. They live in Africa. No forests there. You can find a bear in a forest, though. - ChiefTumorV 2 Comments
"You will automatically wet yourself at the sight of Old Sparky..." - Britgirl
No, water is essential for this execution. Why would you want to be muffled with your own urine? - SuperHyperdudeV 2 Comments
During a war! ," Yay! Ouch! ". - funnyuserV 1 Comment
Someone in my school actually likes tests. - Minecraftcrazy530
You will die by the shock you get when you get your score
And then you have cardiac arrest and die. - PonyV 3 Comments
And it was on the day you needed your monthly iron infusion. - Merilille
And less blood... - Nateawesomeness
Couldn't you jump lower, - NateawesomenessV 1 Comment
Yea,rattlesnakes are boring,let's find a fun thing like play hot potato with a hornets nest,wait,that's dumb to:( - NateawesomenessV 2 Comments
Too thugless to choose the thug life. Only the thug life will choose someone who's cool. - SuperHyperdude
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Top Remixes (7)
2. (A Serial Killer Attacks You With a Knife) Whoa! That's a cool knife!
3. (A man points a gun at you and is about to shoot you) Will you let me borrow your gun after you're done shooting?
2. (You fall from the top of a 25-Storey building) Yay! I'm a Superman!
3. (You eat a deadly poison accidently) I didn't know this poison was sweet in taste.
2. (Gets hit by falling skyscraper) Cool! It shows my house!
3. (On Top of a Collapsing Building) Hold On Guys... Ill Get Help (Jumps)
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