Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying
The Top Ten
And a knife made for you.
"Can I Feel the blade"
Can you get it closer to my eyes so I can admire the shine? (goes blind)
I wanna feel the blade with my chest!
This is so dumb but funny!
You are should be say this: I'M BATMAN! - 05yusuf09
Or you can say: "I believe I can fly"
You spelt story wrong
In British, Canadian and Australian English, it's spelt as storey. - Kiteretsunu
I don't want to know what they taste like.
At least it tasted good
And sing the Christian song" I'll Fly Away" - funnyuser
You'll probably be killed by a flying car or a 2 by 4 before getting too close to that thing
Man you are awesome
No funny user,sing I believe I can fly
Really, why the delay? - Kiteretsunu
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."
"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."
We are getting very close to the forest...
Don't you have a watch dumbass?. - Nateawesomeness
At least something interesting is happening around me! - Kiteretsunu
I don't get it:/ - Nateawesomeness
Laugh out loud! Funny humour, this! I liked the serial killer knife as well... God bless. - HezarioSeth
I don't know why you need the gun... But I guess you have your reasons, right?
This will confuse him - jmepa1234
Murderer: You're gonna die. Spit out your last wish. I'll surely do it for you.
Victim: I need the gun - Animefan12
I voted for this just so I could say that lions don't live in forests. They live in Africa. No forests there. You can find a bear in a forest, though. - ChiefTumor
Don't forget your dentist license - Nateawesomeness
"You will automatically wet yourself at the sight of Old Sparky..." - Britgirl
Not if it's by electric chair. You know, for safety reasons. - PositronWildhawk
Instead of peeing,how about not dying,by running!, - Nateawesomeness
And it was on the day you needed your monthly iron infusion. - Merilille
And less blood... - Nateawesomeness
Why waste my time on worrying about a snakebite? - Kiteretsunu
Yea,rattlesnakes are boring,let's find a fun thing like play hot potato with a hornets nest,wait,that's dumb to:( - Nateawesomeness
The person that added this shall tell us that they had added this! - funnyuser
Lemme say maybe not. By the way, thanks!
Who added this? Hilarious! - funnyuser
I KNOW this has happened.
Couldn't you jump lower, - Nateawesomeness
Super funny, person who posted this, You are a riot :D - Sasukes_Princess
That's not yo house biatch - Nateawesomeness
Superb! Who added this? Brilliant! - Kiteretsunu
I hope the all Bikini Bottom is crying for you... - 05yusuf09