Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying

And a knife made for you. - Kiteretsunu

"Can I Feel the blade" - Jaedenisdabomb

Can you get it closer to my eyes so I can admire the shine? (goes blind) - SamuiNeko

I wonder how cool I'll look if it goes inside me - Nateawesomeness

You are should be say this: I'M BATMAN! - 05yusuf09

Or you can say: "I believe I can fly"

I don't want to know what they taste like. - Kiteretsunu

At least it tasted good - Nateawesomeness

And sing the Christian song" I'll Fly Away" - funnyuser

You'll probably be killed by a flying car or a 2 by 4 before getting too close to that thing

I don't think this statement is logical. A Justin Bieber concert will unfortunately be full of Justin Bieber fans, not haters. So if one says this, he/she is not going to get beaten up, because he/she is surrounded by Justin Bieber fans, NOT haters. In fact he/she would get praised for this statement. - Kiteretsunu

Haha! I absolutely LOVE this one. Who added it? You funny person you! - Britgirl

So funny I laughed, also he sucks. - 05yusuf09

Worst way to die. - LokiLover2000

You say I love it because you are going to die and you don't have to listen to him anymore - RockStarr

And then you die afterwards? Remember what the list is about. - Songsta41

Technically, anything you say is before you die. - gemcloben

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."
BOOM
"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."

We are getting very close to the forest...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seats and fasten your seatbelts; we will be landing in about 10 minutes.
BOOM
Uh... Make that 5 minutes.

Laugh out loud! Funny humour, this! I liked the serial killer knife as well... God bless. - HezarioSeth

I don't know why you need the gun... But I guess you have your reasons, right?

Murderer: You're gonna die. Spit out your last wish. I'll surely do it for you.
Victim: I need the gun - Animefan12

At least something interesting is happening around me! - Kiteretsunu

"You will automatically wet yourself at the sight of Old Sparky..." - Britgirl

No, water is essential for this execution. Why would you want to be muffled with your own urine? - SuperHyperdude

During a war! ," Yay! Ouch! ". - funnyuser

Someone in my school actually likes tests. - Minecraftcrazy530

You will die by the shock you get when you get your score

And then you have cardiac arrest and die. - Pony

And it was on the day you needed your monthly iron infusion. - Merilille

And less blood... - Nateawesomeness

Couldn't you jump lower, - Nateawesomeness

Yea,rattlesnakes are boring,let's find a fun thing like play hot potato with a hornets nest,wait,that's dumb to:( - Nateawesomeness

Too thugless to choose the thug life. Only the thug life will choose someone who's cool. - SuperHyperdude