Top 10 Dumbest Would You Rather Questions to Ask People

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1 Would you rather cook all day or eat how much you want everyday?

OF COURSE I WANNA EAT

Eat how much you want obviously... wow so dumb

The second one. I don’t even know how to cook! I would burn down the house! - saturatedsunrise

2 Would you rather sit in your home or Stand in the gutter?

Can I stand in my home? - saturatedsunrise

3 Would you rather brush your teeth with a living lizard or read a book?

None. Those would both be strongly disliked activities by saturatedsunrise. - saturatedsunrise

How about none!

Reading is like a film or game, there are good ones like harry potter and the bad ones like twilight so it depends - idontknow

The sad thing is... Most kids my generation would choose the first... - gemcloben

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4 Would you rather lick a lollipop or lick Sulphuric Acid?
5 Would you rather destroy your home or clean your home?

I destroyed my house as a kid. Now I clean it.

Neither! - saturatedsunrise

I like destroying things, but then again I'll need a new house - simpsondude

Destroying stuff is more fun - idontknow

6 Would you rather vote on a list or crack your head open?

Well, I already voted on THIS list, so that is what I'd do.

If you voted, then you already did the 1st option.

Wow... - TheFourthWorld

Crack my head open! It’s not like I just voted on a list or anything!

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7 Would you rather sit on a lit Bunsen Burner or switch on the lights?
8 Would you rather pee in public or eat spaghetti?

Pee from a hidden place, I always wanted to pee on anything - simpsondude

9 Would you rather write in English or write "In English"?

What the hell?

10 Would you rather live forever or have Dyslexia?

If you live forever it would be bad because all your loved ones would die and when the world eventually ends, you would be floating in space alone for all eternity - simpsondude

The Contenders

11 Would you rather be a cat or be rich?

Be rich! Then, if I had enough money, I could buy a realistic cat costume, and still have money. - saturatedsunrise

RICH!

My cousin asked this once... - TheFourthWorld

12 Would you rather drink pee or drink nothing?

Nothing!

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