Top Ten Evidences That the Illuminati Isn't Real

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I hear people talk about "The New World Order" when it has a lot of contradictions.

The Top Ten

1 If the Illuminati is a secret organization, than why do most people know about it?

People claim that Michael Jackson (and others) were killed because they were going to expose the Illuminati. What is there to expose? - ObviouslyNotATroll

Surely the whole point of this is that they aren't discovered. As such, why would they risk this many people being aware of them? That must defeat the whole purpose surely. - Mrveteran

Exactly, that's how they WANT you to think. Either that or you are part of the illuminati

I know right? It is no longer a secret anymore that it has been revealed. - AnimeDrawer

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2 There is no solid proof that it exists

The only thing this theory ACTUALLY has is YouTube videos and people claiming their lives have been changed under their influence. - ObviouslyNotATroll

They only use triangles as proof, just because something is triangle shaped does not mean it is evil, it is a natural shape we see in life. This shape has always been on the planet. This conspiracy is dumb. - AnimeDrawer

YouTube conspiracy videos don't count. - Mrveteran

3 Blaming everything on one particular group rather than a group of events is simply ridiculous

Come on people. Would you honestly believe that one group of evil people caused everything wrong with the world? These people just can't except responsibility for taking part with the wrongs in the world. - ObviouslyNotATroll

Easier to accept falsehoods and use that as an excuse to vent your fury out rather than accept reality, because the former is far more comforting. As Alan Moore said, the truth is far more frightening: no-one is in control of the world, as it is rudderless. - Mrveteran

Accept not except

4 People can basically Illuminati confirm anything.

So, if I see just some triangle shape, that automatically makes a person or thing evil? Lets be real, a shape does not affect what a person thinks or does, and by no means does that mean they are evil or worship the devil. If they were to actually hurt many people just for the sake of it, then you are evil. - AnimeDrawer

Nope! Not true! Wait, Not has 3 letters. 3+3=6. There are 6 trees in my yard. I've said 6 3 times. 666=Satan is illuminati confirmed - SirSkeletorThe3rd

ObviouslyNotATroll has 4 Upper case letters. Upper. Up. Up was a movie. Pluto Nash was a movie. Pluto Nash started Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy played Donkey in Shrek. Donkey. Ass. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj is in the Illuminati.

ObviouslyNotATroll is Illuminati Confirmed. - Puga

And that's what makes it so amusing. - PositronWildhawk

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5 Just because someone made changes in their life does not mean that they are suddenly devil worshipers

Let's take an average rapper for example. The person can go from the "nerd" look to "gangsta" look, but the person can simply want to change their look to so they can be "original." - ObviouslyNotATroll

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6 No 'secret organization' would leave clues for us to discover

If a secret organization wants to stay secret, why in the world would they leave CLUES!? Secret organizations want to stay secret! The "13 bloodlines" must be really, really, stupid. - ObviouslyNotATroll

If they're leaving clues I'm assuming they think they're in a movie. I hope they notice that they aren't. - FennikenFan9

7 People have been saying that the Illuminati had something planned for decades

If they have this grand plan, why haven't they executed it ages ago? Meanwhile, if they are so intent on killing us, why don't they use something far more effective than chemtrails? And why would they want to anyway? We are the reason they have so much power, through making them rich and voting for them. So why would they want their loyal servants dead? Doesn't make sense. - Mrveteran

8 Controlling the entire human population would be really hard

There's more of us than there are of them. Quite frankly, we would be able to crush them easily at some point, considering how we vastly outnumber them. And despite the idea that they are trying to make us have the same opinion, we still have free will in democracies. As such, there are enough people to overthrow them. Besides, even if we did, what would we replace it with? Another system that will eventually get corrupt and restart the process again. Jesus. - Mrveteran

Most people won't take kindly to being corntrolled. And with the population expanding, the "good" people can band together and start some sort of revolution. - ObviouslyNotATroll

9 There is no proof God or Satan exists, so there is no proof that their are 13 Satanic bloodlines

Do you have a proof that god does not exist

Always think before you speak

I'm pretty sure these people [the conspiracy theorists] are convinced that the leader is the devil himself. - ObviouslyNotATroll

THERE AR MANY PROOFS THAT GOD EXISTS DO YOU HAVE A POVE YOU IDIOT THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST. SATAN EXITS, IT IS WRITTEN IN THE QURAN. #THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT AND YOU MUST NOT SAY THIS. MORON

10 Some events are simply innocent events

Just because (insert name here) died doesn't mean space lizards "took care of him." - ObviouslyNotATroll

Again, it's easier to believe that the Illuminati committed an atrocity than the truth. - Mrveteran

The Contenders

11 There's a logo, and there's a theme song! How does that make sense if they are supposedly secret?
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