Favorite Patrick Star Quotes

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41 Liar, Liar, Plants for Hire!

How was this not on here? - Turkeyasylum

SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
Patrick: Well, you would know... liar.

42 Spongebob, You Can't Always Expect My Usual Brand Of Stupidity. I Like To Mix It Up, Keep You On Your Toes.

No, no, NO! This does NOT belong on this list!

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43 Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. V 3 Comments
44 Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

It was so funny of how Patrick got stuck up inside a trombone. - Catacorn

45 Firmly grasp it!

How could no one comment on this?!? This is like one of his most well known qoutes and it's also really funny

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46 Spongebob: Hey free ice cream! Patrick: Oh Boy! (spongbob running to the free ice cream) (Patrick is looking at skulls) Patrick: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, SPONGEBOB!!! (spongebob looks back) Patrick: MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!!
47 Spongebob: Patrick what are you doing? Patrick: Nothing (Scratches nothing off of his To-Do list
48 Let's get naked!

No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate!

How the heck is this 67? It should be in the top three!

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49 (Striking magic in well) Spongebob: This is the best thing I've ever done. Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done.

Ah, this was one of the last classic-quality episodes.

50 Then, can we say people from Texas are dumb?
51 SpongeBob, you're never gonna feel better 'till you get this thing off your chest. V 1 Comment
52 "Mary had a little lamb, whos fleese was white as, PICKLE FISH LIPS!" V 1 Comment
53 "Haha my pickle started out in a jar, and now it's back in one!"
54 "Nobody calls me tubby!"

NOBODY! CALLS ME! TUBBY! (Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

55 Roses Are Blue, Violets Are Red, I Have to Go to Bathroom.
56 Because if I was the mom... This Would Be Kind of Shocking.

Just call me daddy!

57 Nobody! Not even… Squidward's house.
58 Who are you people?!
59 Hi, SpongeBob, my name is Patback V 1 Comment
60 Man Ray: I Found This Id In This Wallet, And If That's The Case This Must Be Your Wallet. Patrick: That Makes Sense To Me. Man Ray: Then Take It. Patrick: It's Not My Wallet.

A Patrick Star IQ= -5

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1. "I can't see my forehead."
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
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1. Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?" Patrick: "It varies"
2. "Ohhh, the food is in the can!"
3. "I can't see my forehead."
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1. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
2. No, this is Patrick!
3. It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died. The end!
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