Favorite Patrick Star Quotes

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41 Spongebob: Hey free ice cream! Patrick: Oh Boy! (spongbob running to the free ice cream) (Patrick is looking at skulls) Patrick: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, SPONGEBOB!!! (spongebob looks back) Patrick: MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!!
42 Let's get naked!

No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate!

How the heck is this 67? It should be in the top three!

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43 Spongebob: Patrick what are you doing? Patrick: Nothing (Scratches nothing off of his To-Do list
44 (Striking magic in well) Spongebob: This is the best thing I've ever done. Patrick: It's the only thing I've ever done.

Ah, this was one of the last classic-quality episodes.

45 Then, can we say people from Texas are dumb?
46 SpongeBob, you're never gonna feel better 'till you get this thing off your chest. V 1 Comment
47 "Mary had a little lamb, whos fleese was white as, PICKLE FISH LIPS!" V 1 Comment
48 "Haha my pickle started out in a jar, and now it's back in one!"
49 "Nobody calls me tubby!"

NOBODY! CALLS ME! TUBBY! (Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

50 Roses Are Blue, Violets Are Red, I Have to Go to Bathroom.
51 Because if I was the mom... This Would Be Kind of Shocking.

Just call me daddy!

52 Nobody! Not even… Squidward's house.
53 Who are you people?!
54 Hi, SpongeBob, my name is Patback V 1 Comment
55 Man Ray: I Found This Id In This Wallet, And If That's The Case This Must Be Your Wallet. Patrick: That Makes Sense To Me. Man Ray: Then Take It. Patrick: It's Not My Wallet.

A Patrick Star IQ= -5

56 Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired. V 1 Comment
57 Hello? Is this Pizza Castle?
58 I just remembered, I don't work for Mr. Krabs - The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
59 Mr Dr Professor Patrick
60 "Its ok Rocky, you can go when you feel like it" V 1 Comment
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1. "I can't see my forehead."
2. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
3. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
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1. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
2. "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was sooooooo ugly everyone died.
3. "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
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1. (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "No, this is Patrick." (Customer over phone "Is this the Krusty Krab?") "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"
2. Sandy: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until four.
3. Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?" Patrick: "It varies"
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