Ten Funniest Blackboard Gags In the Simpsons

The Top Ten
1 'I Will Not Mock Mrs. Dumbface' (The Springfield Connection - Season 6)
2 'I Will Not Mess With The Opening Credits' (Trash of the Titans - Season 9)

Also replaced the couch gag

3 'I Will Not Plant SubliminAL MessaGOREs' (A Tale of Two Springfields - Season 12)
4 Guinea Pigs Should Not Be Used As "Guinea Pigs" (500 Keys - Season 22)
5 'Bart's Earned A Day Off' (At Long Last Leave - Season 23)

Milhouse writes this instead of Bart

6 'Science Class Should Not End In Tragedy' - (Skinner's Sense of Snow - Season 12)
7 'I Will Not Waste Chalk' (Bart the Genius - Season 1)

The very first Blackboard gag of The Simpsons

8 'Nobody Likes Sunburn Slappers' (When Flanders Failed - Season 3)
9 'I Will Only Do This Once A Year' ("The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular - Season 7)
10 'I Will Not Celebrate Meaningless Milestones' (Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - Season 5)
The Contenders
11 I will only provide a urine sample when asked

Think about it...

12 I will not call my teacher hot cakes
13 It's called Facebook, not Assbook
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