Funniest SpongeBob Moments


The Top Ten

1 Patrick asks if mayo is an instrument

This needs to be a running gag! - DynastiSugarPop

Hahaahahaahahaahahaa funny a food as a instrement - indian

2 Patrick gets beat up by Sandy

"Whoever's the owner of the white sedan... you left your lights on! "

3 "No, this is Patrick"

Lol this part is funny - trains45

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick! - allamassal

Is this the Krusty Krab? Lol

4 Spongebob sings the Kusty Krab Pizza Song
5 Spongebob and Patrick raise a baby clam
6 Chocolate!

Lol that part is really funny - trains45

This was from the episode "Chocolate for Nuts". - allamassal

7 Where's the leak ma'am?
8 Spongebob meets Patrick Not-Star
9 Patrick tells Rocky he can go when he feels like it
10 Spongebob and Sandy get marries in a play

The Newcomers

? P.O.O.P. - People Order Our Patties

Lol this is funny scene - trains45


? "The sky had a baby"

Lol this part is funny - trains45

The Contenders

11 Finland
12 Patrick shows he's wearing a diaper
13 Patrick won't stop laughing
14 Overtime?!
15 Patrick says Spongeboop

Spongeboop man patrick is totally my favorite spongebob character - simpsondude

SPONGEBOOP HAHA I SAID SPONGEBOOP ok sorry heh sorry people

He said "SpongeBoob" - Goatworlds

16 We have technology (Patrick hits Mr. Krabs dollar with a computer)

This one was really funny, and it's actually in the same episode that "Patrick Draws on Mr. Krab's dollar" was in. - allamassal

SpongeBob: "It didn't work"

No kidding?

17 Sandy asks Patrick if he has to be stupid somewhere else

Not until 4:30...

18 What? It's Just An Ordinary Krabby... OH MY GOODNESS.

This one was from the episode "The Algae's Always Greener", in the scene where what looks like a normal patty turns out to be a mess. - allamassal

Customer: you think this is funny?
Plankton: well, in a cosmic sort of way yes.
Customer: well Mr.funny pants... is this how you get your sick kicks?
Plankton: What? It’s just an ordinary Krabby... OH MY GOODNESS! - DrayTopTens


now a meme

19 Patrick asks if he can say people from Texas are dumb
20 I Love You

So much for flattering the customer

21 Patrick's Wallet

Return what to who?

Doesn't look familiar to me, Manray.

€What’s in that box anyhow! ”

“My wallets”

22 Patrick asks if he should start running now
23 I'm Ugly And I'm Proud!

€�Is THAT what he calls it? ”

24 Spongebob annoying the Strangler
25 Patrick throwing snowballs at Squidward

You said you were SpongeBob, SpongeBob...

26 Squidward throws snowballs at no one

"Patrick, did you hear something? "

27 Patrick asks SpongeBob to turn him into a jar of mayonnaise so he can eat himself

This is a season 5 joke... You don't want to remind me of season 5 - bdcool3

28 The Ugly Barnacle
29 Plankton's version of F.U.N.
30 Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. Not at all boy! (Sniffs air) DIAGUAHG!

This should be in the top10s. I laughed so hard about that guy's face.

31 I'm Ready
32 The most important meal of the day, servin up gary's way! Pop!
33 Mr. Krabs swearing
34 Firmly grasp it!
35 Boo!(Patrick putting is thumb down)

"SpongeBob, what are you doing? "
"Oh, y'know, just... Hanging around..."

36 The Intermagments of my mind are Inagma (milk falling down in Patrick's mind)
37 Spongebob's Fork Joke
38 Patrick draws on Mr. Krab's dollar

I thought, y'know, maybe he'd buy it...

39 Write that down. Write that down. (Patrick draws tic tac toe signs)
40 The Seabear attack

"What'd I do that time!? "
"I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you! "
"Pretend to be someone else! "

41 Sandy's a girl?
42 Customizations
43 He's tenderizing the ground


44 I can't see my forehead

Patrick, you have a problem too?

45 Soap Soap What Is Soap?
46 Too Much Sauce

Review's over...

47 I'm Dirty Dan!

"Uhhh... I am? "
Then Patrick gets smacked by Sandy

48 Wumbo (SpongeBob this is 1st grade!)

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me... WUMBO?

49 Spongebob attempts to show Patrick how to open a lid
50 It's a solid... It's a liquid... IT'S A LOUD SQUID!
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1. Patrick tells Rocky he can go when he feels like it
2. Chocolate!
3. "No, this is Patrick"
1. Spongebob annoying the Strangler
2. Squidward throws snowballs at no one
3. Patrick throwing snowballs at Squidward
1. Patrick asks if mayo is an instrument
2. Patrick gets beat up by Sandy
3. Spongebob sings the Kusty Krab Pizza Song

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