Top 10 Worst Combinations of Holidays

Ever sat back and thought, "Hey, what if Halloween crashed into Valentine's Day?" No? Well, someone has, and it's as much of a mess as it sounds. Picture this: creepy skeleton chocolates handed out in lacy heart-shaped boxes or kids dressed like zombies while collecting candy roses. Some holidays just aren't built to be in the same room, let alone share a calendar square.

This list is here for the chaotic combos. Some pairings clash in tone, purpose, or just plain logic. Try explaining to a five-year-old why Santa is putting fake spiders under the tree or why fireworks are going off while everyone's trying to nurse a New Year's hangover.

You get to decide which mashups are the worst offenders. Vote for the ones that feel like they were dreamed up by someone on no sleep and too much sugar.

The Top Ten

  1. April Fool's Day and Valentine's Day

    Pun intended. Some people fall in love so foolishly with the least deserving person.

  2. April Fool's Day and Christmas

    Just think about it. Practical pranks at Christmas mean you get to lose your gifts from Santa (maybe not really Santa), or maybe breaking what's inside it. Oh god, don't let this happen.

    Oh no, a chunk of coal appeared. (insert name here) used sadness. It's not very effective.

  3. Halloween and Christmas

    Death metal and holiday music don't mix! That's my point of view on stuff like this. Oh, and by the way, The Nightmare Before Christmas is just like this too.

    Just ask Jack Skellington. He tried it once, and let's just say he was nearly blown to smithereens because of it.

  4. Valentine's Day and Halloween

    Sharing love cards with spooky decorations. Imagine that. I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, but I do know that this is another terrible and awkward mix.

    That is more like bringing back something from history called insulting Valentine's cards.

    Perfect for vampires, but for humans? Nah, it would be messed up.

  5. New Year's Day and Independence Day

    I live in America by the way. These holidays are separated from each other and they don't even sound similar at all either.

    We make fireworks and have BBQ for New Independence Year's Day!

  6. April Fool's Day and Mother's Day

    Now this is just dumb. If you're celebrating Mother's Day, you kids have to make it special and nice for her. Mixing it with pranks makes it stupid.

  7. St. Patrick's Day and Halloween

    Trick or treating on St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, imagine that happening to you. Can you imagine some trick-or-treaters coming to your house on that day?

    Hey, sweet! A lucky clover.

    *Guy in scary costume jump scares you*

    *Dies of a heart attack*

  8. April Fool's Day and Father's Day

    Now this is just dumb. If you're celebrating Father's Day, you kids have to make it special and nice for him. Mixing it with pranks makes it stupid.

    Thankfully, this would be impossible, but gods, would it feel messed up.

  9. Columbus Day and Valentine's Day

  10. April Fool's Day and Remembrance/Veteran's Day

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    Halloween and Remembrance/Veteran's Day

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    National Sit on the Toilet Day and National Don't Sit Down Day

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  13. Mother's Day and Halloween

    Setting up spooky decorations for this holiday sounds dumb for Mother's Day too. Kids, would your mom like it if you did that?

    My mom hates scary stuff, so yeah.

  14. Tomato Day and Día de los Muertos

    Tomato Day? Wait, that's an actual holiday?

  15. Easter and Halloween

    Candy and more candy? How about Bunny and Ghost? How does that make you feel? Setting up Halloween decorations at Easter? Yeah, right.

  16. Father's Day and Halloween

    Setting up spooky decorations for this holiday sounds dumb for Father's Day too. Kids, would your dad like it if you did that?

    Yeah, because all fathers love to see ghosts and bodies on the ground on their day. (Sarcasm)

  17. Thanksgiving and Halloween

  18. Thanksgiving and Christmas

  19. Independence Day and Christmas

  20. Independence Day and Halloween

  21. St. George's Day and Independence Day

  22. April Fool's Day and Easter

  23. Independence Day and Cinco de Mayo

  24. Mother's Day and Independence Day

    Because there's nothing more independent than a mother staying home with kids...

  25. Valentine's Day and Independence Day

    Because when you are in love, you are dependent, not independent.

  26. Easter and Christmas

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