Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir ShopCan you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
The Top Ten
"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! "
Buy this stinky solider outfit! It has HISTORY in it!
@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!
"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! "
Here - Dine in our ‘gourmet’ prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food!
Seriously? It exists?!
Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.
Here, buy this t shirt!
Look Mommy, a sad child! ;(
Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs 3 US dollars! And this baton has got lots of history in it, only for 99 cents! And do you want a massage package here with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of sharpnel!
They'd probably sell shower curtains.
Here, buy this magnet!
Sell all the gas!
Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes!
Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.
Here - buy stuff that will make even Comu-chan blush!
And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on!
As stupid as it sounds, I once went to this day-out place in Barkshire and in the cubicles there were adverts advertising the toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about.
That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.
That would stink (pun intended).
For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY
The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know.
"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! "
If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir
Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.
Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!
Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You’ll float, too!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hi there, Georgie,
YOU’LL FLOAT TOO.
Don’t ask me why I said that.
Just sellin guns for souvenirs over here.
Mom, I want that Ak-47.
Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs
Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars!
Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?
Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there."
Basically syndicates getting more money
Our sale on rejected children is now on!
In hindsight, this should have been #1.
I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he’s a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says “I saw people naked! ”.
Oh wow! A shirt that says "I saw people naked" for 2 dollars!
Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops.
100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill!
There'd be a big sale on red balloons for a 99c discount, eh?
On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you!