Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir ShopBritgirl Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
The Top Ten
Buy this stinky solider outfit! It has HISTORY in it! - Muffet13
"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! " - FennikenFan9
Here, buy this t shirt! - Muffet13
Every purchase helps a child in need of a home. - Turkeyasylum
Look Mommy, a sad child! ;( - LunaFrost
@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!
Here - Dine in our ‘gourmet’ prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food! - Muffet13
"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! " - Britgirl
Here - buy stuff that will make even Comu-chan blush! - Muffet13
Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes! - Metal_Treasure
Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians. - Turkeyasylum
Here, buy this magnet! - Muffet13
They'd probably sell shower curtains.
Sell all the gas!
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Here! Buy this loo paper! - Muffet13
And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.
That would stink (pun intended). - ModernSpongeBobSucks1 Comment
"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! " - FennikenFan9
The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY - Danguy10
Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it! - Muffet13
If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir - FerrariDude64
Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave. - PositronWildhawk
Just sellin guns for souvenirs over here. - FerrariDude64
Mom, I want that Ak-47. - SamuiNeko
Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars! - Muffet13
Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs - FerrariDude64
Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it? - PositronWildhawk
Oh wow! A shirt that says "i saw people naked" for 2 dollars! - SonicDrummer231
I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he’s a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says “I saw people naked! ”. - Muffet13
Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You’ll float, too!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hi there, Georgie,
YOU’LL FLOAT TOO.
Don’t ask me why I said that. - IceFoxPlayz
Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there." - Rocko
There'd be a big sale on red balloons for a 99c discount, eh? - Swellow
Our sale on rejected children is now on! - PositronWildhawk
In hindsight, this should have been #1. - Britgirl
On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
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