Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir ShopCan you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
The Top Ten
"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! "
Buy this stinky solider outfit! It has HISTORY in it!
@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!
"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! "
Seriously? It exists?!
Here - Dine in our ‘gourmet’ prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food!
Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.
Here, buy this t shirt!
Look Mommy, a sad child! ;(
They'd probably sell shower curtains.
Sell all the gas!
Here, buy this magnet!
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes!
Here - buy stuff that will make even Comu-chan blush!
Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.
And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on!
That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.
That would stink (pun intended).
Here! Buy this loo paper!
"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! "
The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know.
For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY
Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!
If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir
Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.
Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You’ll float, too!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hi there, Georgie,
YOU’LL FLOAT TOO.
Don’t ask me why I said that.
Just sellin guns for souvenirs over here.
Mom, I want that Ak-47.
Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs
Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars!
Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?
Basically syndicates getting more money
Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there."
Our sale on rejected children is now on!
In hindsight, this should have been #1.
Oh wow! A shirt that says "i saw people naked" for 2 dollars!
I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he’s a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says “I saw people naked! ”.
100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill!
Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops.
There'd be a big sale on red balloons for a 99c discount, eh?
On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you!