Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop

Britgirl
Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."

The Top Ten

1 Prisoner of War Camp Prisoner of War Camp

"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! " - FennikenFan9

2 Prison Prison

"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! " - Britgirl

3 Orphanage Orphanage

Every purchase helps a child in need of a home. - Turkeyasylum

Look Mommy, a sad child! ;( - LunaFrost

4 Brothel Brothel

Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes! - Metal_Treasure

Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians. - Turkeyasylum

5 Public Toilets Public Toilets

And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.

That would stink (pun intended). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

As stupid as it sounds, I once went to this day-out place in Barkshire and in the cubicles there were adverts advertising the toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about. - Rocko

6 Concentration Camp

They'd probably sell shower curtains.

Sell all the gas!

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs 3 US dollars! And this baton has got lots of history in it, only for 99 cents! And do you want a massage package here with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of sharpnel!
Lol - MChkflaguard_Yt

7 Abattoir Abattoir
8 Crime Scene

If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir - FerrariDude64

Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave. - PositronWildhawk

9 Gun Shop

Just sellin guns for souvenirs over here. - FerrariDude64

Mom, I want that Ak-47. - SamuiNeko

10 Cemetery

"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! " - FennikenFan9

For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY - Danguy10

The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

The Contenders

11 Crematorium Crematorium

Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it? - PositronWildhawk

12 Edge of a Cliff

Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs - FerrariDude64

13 End of a Runway

Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there." - Rocko

14 The Sewers

Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You’ll float, too!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hi there, Georgie,
YOU’LL FLOAT TOO.

Don’t ask me why I said that. - IceFoxPlayz

15 Abortion Clinic

Our sale on rejected children is now on! - PositronWildhawk

In hindsight, this should have been #1. - Britgirl

16 Nuclear Power Plant

On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

17 Manchester Manchester

Why that is random - FerrariDude64

18 Landfill

100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

19 City of Manchester Stadium
20 Strip Club

Oh wow! A shirt that says "i saw people naked" for 2 dollars! - SonicDrummer231

21 War Zone

There'd be a big sale on red balloons for a 99c discount, eh? - Swellow

22 Jedi Temple
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