Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop

Britgirl
Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."

The Top Ten

1 Prisoner of War Camp Prisoner of War Camp

"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! " - FennikenFan9

2 Prison Prison

"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! " - Britgirl

3 Orphanage Orphanage

Every purchase helps a child in need of a home. - Turkeyasylum

Look Mommy, a sad child! ;( - LunaFrost

4 Brothel Brothel

Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes! - Metal_Treasure

Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians. - Turkeyasylum

5 Public Toilets Public Toilets

And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop. - TwitchandVinegar

That would stink (pun intended). - ModernSpongeBobSucks

6 Concentration Camp

They'd probably sell shower curtains. - TwitchandVinegar

Sell all the gas!

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

7 Abattoir Abattoir
8 Crime Scene

If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir - FerrariDude64

Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave. - PositronWildhawk

9 Gun Shop V 2 Comments
10 Cemetery

"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! " - FennikenFan9

For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY - Danguy10

The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

The Contenders

11 Crematorium Crematorium

Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it? - PositronWildhawk

12 Edge of a Cliff

Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs - FerrariDude64

13 End of a Runway
14 Abortion Clinic

Our sale on rejected children is now on! - PositronWildhawk

In hindsight, this should have been #1. - Britgirl

15 Nuclear Power Plant

On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

16 Manchester Manchester V 1 Comment
17 Landfill

100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

18 City of Manchester Stadium
19 Strip Club

Oh wow! A shirt that says "i saw people naked" for 2 dollars! - SonicDrummer231

20 War Zone V 1 Comment
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