Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop

Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."

The Top Ten

1 Prisoner of War Camp

"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! "

Buy this stinky solider outfit! It has HISTORY in it!

2 Prison

@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!

"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! "

Seriously? It exists?!

Here - Dine in our ‘gourmet’ prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food!

3 Orphanage

Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.

Here, buy this t shirt!

Look Mommy, a sad child! ;(

4 Concentration Camp

They'd probably sell shower curtains.

Sell all the gas!

Here, buy this magnet!


5 Brothel

Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes!

Here - buy stuff that will make even Comu-chan blush!

Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.

6 Public Toilets

And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on!

That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.

That would stink (pun intended).

Here! Buy this loo paper!

7 Cemetery

"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! "

The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know.

For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY

8 Abattoir

Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!

9 Crime Scene

If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir

Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.

10 The Sewers

Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You’ll float, too!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hi there, Georgie,

Don’t ask me why I said that.

The Contenders

11 Gun Shop

Just sellin guns for souvenirs over here.

Mom, I want that Ak-47.

12 Edge of a Cliff

Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs

Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars!

13 Crematorium

Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?

14 End of a Runway

Basically syndicates getting more money

Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there."

15 Abortion Clinic

Our sale on rejected children is now on!

In hindsight, this should have been #1.

16 Strip Club

Oh wow! A shirt that says "i saw people naked" for 2 dollars!

I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he’s a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says “I saw people naked! ”.

17 Landfill

100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill!

Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops.

18 War Zone

There'd be a big sale on red balloons for a 99c discount, eh?

19 Nuclear Power Plant

On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you!

20 Mental Hospital
21 Funeral Home


22 Jedi Temple
23 Pet Cemetery
24 Grocery Store
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