Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop

Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."

The Top Ten

1 Prisoner of War Camp

"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! "

Buy this stinky solider outfit! It has HISTORY in it!

2 Prison

@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!

Here - Dine in our ‘gourmet’ prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food!

"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! "

Seriously? It exists?!

3 Orphanage

Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.

Here, buy this t shirt!

Look Mommy, a sad child! ;(

4 Concentration Camp

They'd probably sell shower curtains.

Sell all the gas!

Here, buy this magnet!

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

5 Brothel

Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes!

Here - buy stuff that will make even Comu-chan blush!

Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.

6 Public Toilets

And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on!

That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.

That would stink (pun intended).

Here! Buy this loo paper!

7 Cemetery

"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! "

The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know.

For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY

8 Abattoir

Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!

9 Crime Scene

If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir

Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.

10 The Sewers

Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You’ll float, too!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hi there, Georgie,
YOU’LL FLOAT TOO.

Don’t ask me why I said that.

The Newcomers

? Grocery Store

The Contenders

11 Gun Shop

Just sellin guns for souvenirs over here.

Mom, I want that Ak-47.

12 Edge of a Cliff

Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs

Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars!

13 Crematorium

Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?

14 Abortion Clinic

Our sale on rejected children is now on!

In hindsight, this should have been #1.

15 Strip Club

Oh wow! A shirt that says "i saw people naked" for 2 dollars!

I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he’s a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says “I saw people naked! ”.

16 End of a Runway

Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there."

17 Landfill

100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill!

Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops.

18 War Zone

There'd be a big sale on red balloons for a 99c discount, eh?

19 Nuclear Power Plant

On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you!

20 Mental Hospital
21 Funeral Home

Diarrhea

22 Jedi Temple
23 Pet Cemetery
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