Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir ShopBritgirl Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."
The Top Ten
"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! " - FennikenFan9
"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! " - Britgirl
Every purchase helps a child in need of a home. - Turkeyasylum
Look Mommy, a sad child! ;( - LunaFrost
Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes! - Metal_Treasure
Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians. - Turkeyasylum
And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.
That would stink (pun intended). - ModernSpongeBobSucks
As stupid as it sounds, I once went to this day-out place in Barkshire and in the cubicles there were adverts advertising the toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about. - Rocko
They'd probably sell shower curtains.
Sell all the gas!
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs 3 US dollars! And this baton has got lots of history in it, only for 99 cents! And do you want a massage package here with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of sharpnel!
Lol - MChkflaguard_Yt
If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir - FerrariDude64
Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave. - PositronWildhawk
Just sellin guns for souvenirs over here. - FerrariDude64
Mom, I want that Ak-47. - SamuiNeko
"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! " - FennikenFan9
For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY - Danguy10
The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it? - PositronWildhawk
Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs - FerrariDude64
Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there." - Rocko
Our sale on rejected children is now on! - PositronWildhawk
In hindsight, this should have been #1. - Britgirl
On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Why that is random - FerrariDude64
100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Oh wow! A shirt that says "i saw people naked" for 2 dollars! - SonicDrummer231
There'd be a big sale on red balloons for a 99c discount, eh? - Swellow
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