Top Ten Most Inappropriate Places to Have a Souvenir Shop

Can you imagine this? "please feel free to visit our souvenir shop on the way out..."

The Top Ten

1 Prisoner of War Camp

"Here! This soldier's arm is only ten euro! "

Buy this stinky solider outfit! It has HISTORY in it!

2 Prison

@Muffet13-a former prison (now a museum) in my area offers an event called "Prison food week" and they actually let you sample real prison food (Nutraloaf). I haven't attended the event yet but one day I would love to!

"Hey, the soap I dropped in the shower right before I was assaulted by five beefcakes is in that shop and so is the metal coat hanger I plugged into the sockets to try and kill myself is in there too! Only £2.99! All proceeds go to the prison guv'nors fir their annual trip to a nice hot country for a two week holiday! "

Here - Dine in our ‘gourmet’ prison restaurant! Try REAL prison food!

Seriously? It exists?!

3 Orphanage

Every purchase helps a child in need of a home.

Here, buy this t shirt!

Look Mommy, a sad child! ;(

4 Concentration Camp

Hey, come over here! This bottle of H2S only costs 3 US dollars! And this baton has got lots of history in it, only for 99 cents! And do you want a massage package here with barbed wire and yardsticks, all while lying on our bed made of sharpnel!
Lol

They'd probably sell shower curtains.

Here, buy this magnet!

Sell all the gas!

5 Brothel

Affordable presents for your wife or girlfriend - condoms and sex accessories with the images of our best prostitutes!

Today we'll be having a BOGO free on blondes. Tomorrow, 50% off on all Australians.

Here - buy stuff that will make even Comu-chan blush!

6 Public Toilets

And here we have a special piece of crap. Yes, ladies and gentlemen this is indeed Donald Trumps crap for only $500! What a steal! Wait till we get to the price of the toilet seat he sat on!

As stupid as it sounds, I once went to this day-out place in Barkshire and in the cubicles there were adverts advertising the toilet seats, saying you could buy one for £29.99 in the foyer. I still wonder what that was about.

That's a really crappy place to have a souvenir shop.

That would stink (pun intended).

7 Cemetery

For some reason this reminds me of the game Ben and Ed...WHY

The real world isn't Billy and Mandy, you know.

"Here! This corpse leg is only 20 euro! "

8 Crime Scene

If the cops or detectives catch you stealing a body part to give for a souvenir

Welcome to our shop. If you were here at exactly 17:33 on Friday, please don't leave.

9 Abattoir

Here! Buy a pillow with a dead cow on it!

10 The Sewers

Cotton candy, popcorn, and red balloons for sale! You’ll float, too!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hi there, Georgie,
YOU’LL FLOAT TOO.

Don’t ask me why I said that.

The Contenders

11 Gun Shop

Just sellin guns for souvenirs over here.

Mom, I want that Ak-47.

12 Edge of a Cliff

Some bully could throw you and take all the souvenirs

Here! Buy parachutes for only $1000 dollars!

13 Crematorium

Well, I guess the urn counts as a souvenir, doesn't it?

14 End of a Runway

Imagine getting a picture taken:
"Alright, you two stand juuust there."

Basically syndicates getting more money

15 Abortion Clinic

Our sale on rejected children is now on!

In hindsight, this should have been #1.

16 Strip Club

I would rather wear a Jimmy Hattori t-shirt in public. At least he’s a mascot with a cause. Unlike that t-shirt that says “I saw people naked! ”.

Oh wow! A shirt that says "I saw people naked" for 2 dollars!

17 Landfill

Unless we're in Ed, Edd, n Eddy, landfills shouldn't be places to have souvenir shops.

100% trash for sale! All for the trashiest price of 1 trashy dollar bill!

18 War Zone

There'd be a big sale on red balloons for a 99c discount, eh?

19 Nuclear Power Plant

On sale for 100% off, radioactive waste! Guaranteed to make you die a cancerous death or mutate you!

20 Mental Hospital
21 Funeral Home
22 Jedi Temple
23 Pet Cemetery
24 Grocery Store
25 School
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