Most Ironic Things

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The Top Ten

1 The fire station is on fire

LOL. It's on fire - nko32

2 No photography allowed in a photo gallery
3 Being run over by an ambulance outside a hospital

Wow how unlucky - christangrant

4 After having a fear a of freeways the first time you drive on one you get in a car wreck

This happened to my grandma's friend. - happyhappyjoyjoy

5 The one day your on time for school there's a holiday

Worse, the one time you would have been off sick, it's either the weekend or it's a holiday. - Rocko

This has happened to me. Not fun. - happyhappyjoyjoy

6 The supposed end of the world would happen 12/22/12

Instead Gangnam Style got 1 billion YouTube views

Sorry I worded it wrong it's supposed to be The supposed end of the world 12/21/12 would happen 12/22/12. - happyhappyjoyjoy

7 An obese dietitian

This isn't just irony - it's hypocrisy. - Gg2000

Hmm, you look too fat, I think you might have to start a diet- Says the obese dietician - Martinglez

8 Gamekeeper who is married to a poacher
9 A rehabilitation specialist seeks rehab

Oh I think that happened in a movie! I don't remember which movie it was...But I think it was a tragedy ( obvious...) - Ananya

10 A bird afraid of heights

Do some flightless birds count? - Lucy1402

The Contenders

11 A death row pardon two minutes too late

It's a line from Alanis Morissette's song Ironic. - Metal_Treasure

12 A race car driver gets pulled over for going under the speed limit
13 A song you hate but can't stop singing
14 Winning the lottery on the day you die
15 A lifeguard who can't swim
16 A hair stylist burns their hair off with a straightening iron
17 An open prison
18 A free ride when you've already paid

This isn't ironic. It's just unfortunate. - Misfire

Again, a line from Ironic by Alanis Morissette. - Metal_Treasure

19 A meat-eating vegetarian
20 A new mirror on a clapped-out car
21 Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words

"I have a fear of long words."
"Poor you, what's the -phobia name for it? "
"Well... AAAH! " - Rocko

22 The bungee cord snaps on the only person there afraid of heights

This wouldn't be cool. I'm fine with heights myself, but I'd feel bad for him/her. - PositronWildhawk

23 A cop gets arrested for DUI

Sometimes it wouldn't surprise me. - PetSounds

24 "Dyslexia" is an anagram of "daily sex"

At the doctor: The doctor gives a prescription to the mom. "Your child has dyslexia." he says. The child looks at the prescription: "Mother, why am I confirmed with daily sex? "

As I said before on TheTopTens, it is certainly ironic. In the same way "Computer" is an anagram of "Rectum Op" - PositronWildhawk

This is what a dyslexic person would see instead of dyslexia!

25 Mentally ill psychologist

I'm not surprised, It actually has happened many times in the history of psychological field, Their mental state deteriorates while treating the patients ( it's sometimes like mental torture which they don't realise ) - Ananya

26 A tone-deaf singing teacher
27 The person you are closest to lives thousands of miles away

I'm very close to my aunts and uncles from CA and I live in Philadelphia. Over 2000 miles apart.

28 Burzum making gospel music

Please no - XxembermasterxX

29 Accidentally thinking you missed class on a day it got canceled

Happened to me

30 An immortal person dies
31 Taking a bus to a bus stop
32 Wishing good luck to a black cat

Lol - Misfire

33 When you buy a non stick frying pan and the label/sticker is stuck to it and you can't get it off.
34 The creator of match.com lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com
35 Subtitles for silent films

Why? Just...why...? - Britgirl

36 "No Signs Allowed" sign
37 Mayhem making gospel music
38 Gorgoroth making gospel music
39 No learning in a school
40 Fighting for peace
41 The word "Believe" has the word "Lie" in it

Macy's campaign says to believe in Santa, but they're really lying because Santa is not real! :D

42 A narcoleptic insomniac

Narcoleptic's have trouble staying awake, Insomniac's have trouble sleeping - GamingGodPrime

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1. The fire station is on fire
2. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words
3. "No Signs Allowed" sign
Misfire
1. Being run over by an ambulance outside a hospital
2. Gamekeeper who is married to a poacher
3. A bird afraid of heights
Britgirl
1. Being run over by an ambulance outside a hospital
2. A death row pardon two minutes too late
3. Winning the lottery on the day you die
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