Most Ironic Things


The Top Ten

1 The fire station is on fire

LOL. It's on fire - nko32

2 Being run over by an ambulance outside a hospital

Wow how unlucky - christangrant

3 No photography allowed in a photo gallery
4 After having a fear a of freeways the first time you drive on one you get in a car wreck

This happened to my grandma's friend. - happyhappyjoyjoy

5 The one day your on time for school there's a holiday

Worse, the one time you would have been off sick, it's either the weekend or it's a holiday. - Rocko

This has happened to me. Not fun. - happyhappyjoyjoy

6 The supposed end of the world would happen 12/22/12

Sorry I worded it wrong it's supposed to be The supposed end of the world 12/21/12 would happen 12/22/12. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Instead Gangnam Style got 1 billion YouTube views

7 An obese dietitian

Hmm, you look too fat, I think you might have to start a diet- Says the obese dietician - Martinglez

This isn't just irony - it's hypocrisy. - Gg2000

8 Gamekeeper who is married to a poacher
9 A rehabilitation specialist seeks rehab

Oh I think that happened in a movie! I don't remember which movie it was...But I think it was a tragedy ( obvious...) - Ananya

10 A bird afraid of heights

Do some flightless birds count? - Lucy1402

The Newcomers

? Accidentally thinking you missed class on a day it got canceled

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11 A death row pardon two minutes too late

It's a line from Alanis Morissette's song Ironic. - Metal_Treasure

12 A race car driver gets pulled over for going under the speed limit
13 A song you hate but can't stop singing
14 Winning the lottery on the day you die
15 A lifeguard who can't swim
16 A hair stylist burns their hair off with a straightening iron
17 An open prison
18 A free ride when you've already paid

Again, a line from Ironic by Alanis Morissette. - Metal_Treasure

19 A meat-eating vegetarian
20 A new mirror on a clapped-out car
21 The bungee cord snaps on the only person there afraid of heights

This wouldn't be cool. I'm fine with heights myself, but I'd feel bad for him/her. - PositronWildhawk

22 Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words

"I have a fear of long words."
"Poor you, what's the -phobia name for it? "
"Well... AAAH! " - Rocko

23 A cop gets arrested for DUI

Sometimes it wouldn't surprise me. - PetSounds

24 "Dyslexia" is an anagram of "daily sex"

At the doctor: The doctor gives a prescription to the mom. "Your child has dyslexia." he says. The child looks at the prescription: "Mother, why am I confirmed with daily sex? "

As I said before on TheTopTens, it is certainly ironic. In the same way "Computer" is an anagram of "Rectum Op" - PositronWildhawk

This is what a dyslexic person would see instead of dyslexia!

25 A tone-deaf singing teacher
26 The person you are closest to lives thousands of miles away

I'm very close to my aunts and uncles from CA and I live in Philadelphia. Over 2000 miles apart.

27 Mentally ill psychologist

I'm not surprised, It actually has happened many times in the history of psychological field, Their mental state deteriorates while treating the patients ( it's sometimes like mental torture which they don't realise ) - Ananya

28 An immortal person dies
29 Taking a bus to a bus stop
30 Wishing good luck to a black cat
31 When you buy a non stick frying pan and the label/sticker is stuck to it and you can't get it off.
32 The creator of lost his girlfriend to a man she met on
33 Subtitles for silent films

Why? Just...why...? - Britgirl

34 "No Signs Allowed" sign
35 Mayhem making gospel music
36 Burzum making gospel music
37 Gorgoroth making gospel music
38 No learning in a school
39 Fighting for peace
40 The word "Believe" has the word "Lie" in it

Macy's campaign says to believe in Santa, but they're really lying because Santa is not real! :D

41 A narcoleptic insomniac

Narcoleptic's have trouble staying awake, Insomniac's have trouble sleeping - GamingGodPrime

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Top Remixes

1. Being run over by an ambulance outside a hospital
2. Gamekeeper who is married to a poacher
3. A bird afraid of heights
1. Being run over by an ambulance outside a hospital
2. A death row pardon two minutes too late
3. Winning the lottery on the day you die
1. The Fire Station Is On Fire
2. After Having a Fear a of Freeways the First Time You Drive On One You Get In a Car Wreck
3. No Photography Allowed In a Photo Gallery


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