Best Jake and Amir Episodes (Guest Episodes Not Included)
Mickey. he's lyin' an old man is dyin' and nobody's cryin' but you
Wait, I think I messed up, tell me, was I wearing shoes?
Number 8, take your mother on a date, that's right the first chick you were inside of and you didn't even call her, now that's baller
The packaging is scuffed
I'm a b1tch, I am, I'm a huge ' b1tch
THE WORST PART ABOUT DONATING BLOOD IS THE FEELING OF GIVING
I'VE NEVER HAD A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH A NORMAL PERSON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I'M A LOSER
Body spray, you never said jack about body spray
I killed a child? Well you killed a franchise!