Top Ten Jobs Father Christmas Could Be Doing for the Rest of the Year
He could smuggle the goods over any customs in the world, dropping them off at select houses...
I bet his Catch phrase would be I'll know who's been good this year by whom ever Subscribes & Give my HO HO HO Youtube Videos a Thumbs up!
You'll be on Santa's Naughty List if you don't watch his videos!
Oh and he'll make a How to Train a Reindeer Video
O...K...
I'll never see that jolly old lump in the same way ever again. And when I have children, who pester me about Santa coming, I won't see them in the same way either.
Using the grotto for immoral purposes, Santa... ?
You just wouldn't expect such a jolly old soul to do this for a living... Would you?
YAY SANTA KILLING people
No sooner than he delivered his gifts, he'd be taken them away again. Bad Santa!
"Hey, Santa! Haven't I seen you somewhere before... ? "
He'd be useless. Santa only comes once a year... :P
How fat is he?
oh wait what decade am I in? Sorry.
Already got the 'stache down.
Hmm... OK to leave his sleigh AND reindeer on the ROOF but you can't park your Mini Cooper on double yellow lines, no sir. Tsk!
This would be Awesome
Using his chimney-climbing skills to rob houses, then redistributing the loot every Christmas!