Top 10 Absurd Ways Santa Claus Could Be a Communist

Santa original name Father Christmas, used to be a skinny man who wore green.

Santa is a communist because he doesn't wink in the Coca Cola advert anymore.

Guess what Santa Claus is fictional and is based on Saint Nicolas.

Santa was once considered a figure of the devil.

This is an obese elderly man who is older than any human being, he can deliver presents to kids in one night, he has a flying sleigh and flying reindeers one has a red nose that lights the sky for him. He also has elves to make the toys. He drinks booze from every house he goes too. Then how many homes have chimneys nowadays.
He seems fine with other men younger than him impersonating him in "Santa's Grotto"

Santa wears red. So does Satan. Spell Santa differently and get Satan. Satan wears red. USSR is red. Satan is USSR confirmed.

Also in the past blue, green.
Oh wait its Coca-Cola and he is a communist now because he doesn't wink at the kid.

By that logic, the republican party is communist.

But how come upper class kids get so many different presents and working class kids get a select few?

That is actually a good thing.

This is actually a pretty good reason. I have never gotten a present that says "Made in the USA" or some other country.

Lots of items are manufactured in China for some reason.

And we all know that China is a communist country.

I laughed so hard at this one! Very unique list!

He has a beard like Saint Nicholas, and the Father Christmases of UK before Victorian era. (When the American Santa Claus came)

This is not a coincidence...

Stalin didn't have a beard, neither did Lenin (they had amazing mustaches though)

The other reindeers made fun of Rudolph till Santa realised that he could help him.

See, red again

No doubt, this line refers to the KGB - "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake". KGB knows everything.

Yeah. AND, the song says, "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…" which just shows an example of the vice grip of Communist governments.

I thought it meant "Nick Minaj" because she is one.

You know, the motto of the Soviet Union was "Workers of the world, unite! "

And they put glowing hot coal in your stockings - while your feet were still in them

Another song we all know but where there is a hidden message in reverse...

Can someone send me the link to listen the reverse?

This is honestly the funniest thing ever!

And how many homes even have chimneys nowadays?