Top Ten Asinine Things to Say During a Speech Honoring Military Veterans Who Have Died
These people have served your country, so you decide to give a speech about what they've done to increase the recognition they get. After all, they don't get enough credit. So, while you prepare your speech, you decide to drink some booze. The finished product of your speech ends up being... meh. So, you wake up from a lengthy hangover, put random clothes on you found on the floor of your bedroom, and still give the speech.But you promise yourself the speech is perfect. You read every part in confidence, but as wearing yesterday's clothes isn't disrespectful enough, you still continue to read these jokes of lines. The looks they give you, just imagine.
The sad part is, I don't think we would be able to eat them all (hot dogs, not veteran corpses! )
You're going to have to sell a lot of hot dogs of you'd kee that promise!
Imagine what an audience would think or say after hearing that!
Some of them? You mean there were survivors? Thank heck for that, they can file a complaint when they work out how to use a pen!
In reality, they did use dogs in war to test landmines, but that was way back in WWI. Using children in war would be a true sign of desperation.
This list made me laugh out loud! Even Grumpy Cat would get a kick out of this one!
Well that would be, scary.
Uh, sir, you're on the wrong track. Maybe you should be talking about giving tribute to the dead soldiers and not trying to make families heartless and see the benefits of one of their own dying.
Perfect! I told Jimmy not to go! I told him that Call of Duty was nothing like the actual army!
#Terrible husbands!
That is really dumb to tell.
Isn't the whole point of a speech about veterans to recognize the ones who died in war? I could just picture how many thpeople would throw tomatoes at you for this...
Then they'll kill you and it'll be your family that will be adopting a new baby starting from scratch
If you were to actually say this, the audience might think you're the binge drinking pothead mentioned earlier.
THAT IS DISCUSTING! Those solders have risked their lives in battle while fighting for their country and saving other people lives!
This should be #1. Because people actually do this. (Westboro Baptist Church)