Top 10 Dumbest Comments Ever Made

A dumb comment you have heard that makes no sense whatsoever, yet you can?t stop thinking about it.
The Top Ten
1 I know you are, but what am I?

OMG, this is so annoying, if it's a guy that says this to me I kick them in the shins and punch them in the arm!

So stupid! Its something my 4 year old brother would say to me when I annoy him!

I seriously hate immature things but this annoys me so bad. It's so immature.

2 Music is getting better

No, it isn't. Music these days is only made for the money, and none of these modern pop artists have a modicum of talent. Whoever says this is an idiot.

I agree. Most chart music has been god - awful scince the beginning of this millenium. I was born in 1998 and I would have loved to have been born 20 years earlier. Perhaps even 30, or 40. Then I would have grown up with good music. Yesterday, somebody put on the rain and every single song sounded the same. Luckily aafter a couple of years they are unheard of. These days my freinds say, "I don't know what you are listening to, but it is awful. " and I say, "But this is (insert classic rock band here) they are brilliant. " "No, it's crap. Turn it off. "

I can't even say this without laughing. I remember a time where people made music to have their creative voices heard, not to just make money. The only good thing about music today is that you only need to be subjected to a terrible song for a few months, then it drops of the face of the Earth.

3 So is it chicken or tuna? - Jessica Simpson

Neither. It's my ass. Smart one. People these days... I really don't know

I don't care which one

4 I'm an atheist and I get incredibly PISSED OFF when someone says this to me. There's no Jesus. Deal with it. So annoying.

I think Jesus might have been real but all that magical stuff about him is fake. I think people just saw him as this all powerful god is because he came from a time period where very few people were actually very nice.

Whoever made this comment is now a good friend of mine. Haha I read it on number 18 and got mad. Seeing this later on was hilarious.

Actually, Jesus was a real person, but only Christians believe he's the son of God.

5 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - George Bush

The dude was just a dimwit when he spoke, there is a whole different list of his various speaking gaffes somewhere on this site I think, Obama, Clinton, Reagen, Carter, Ford, Nixon, Even his own Father could actually say a solid paragraph without stuttering. Why #6 on this list was spoken by one of our own Presidents is just insulting to me

So true for a lot of our presidents. The one I can certainly place this with came after the second Bush. I will not say his name because I don't want to get on his bad side.

This is a random thing for bush to say, but I agree with him. God I miss him being our president. So ready for next November. Good bye Obama!

6 If you think that you're important to us, prove it!

Are those people your "friends"? They annoy you, betray you, attack you in the back, get some other "pretending to be good but actually bad companions" to beat you up in shame. They can't be trusted at all. Those dumb liars don't even feel what you feel. At least I'm saying the truth here, not them.

7 Oh wow! Is that a potato tree?

Yes, that's a potato tree, and there's a pear vine across the street. Oh, and there's also a carrot bush next door.

Oh my! I never realized potatoes grew on trees! Does cake to?!

Laugh out loud! This is funny.

8 Because I said so

It totally shuts down anyone's logical reasoning against you

9 My Dad Is Stronger Than Your Dad

How would you know who's stronger?

10 Yo momma!

No, not yo momma, not your mum, but simply...
Yer mom!
And this has gotta be the worst come back ever. That's an excuse if you don't know anything better.

So. Annoying. Not to mention unoriginal.

I'm so guilty of this... your mum!

The Contenders
11 Fall Out Boy rocks!

NO GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE NO! Fall Out Boy is great! Make fun of me all you want, I won't mind. They don't suck! Whoever made that comment has a bad taste in music!

They suck. The really, really suck

12 I am the fattest gangster there is

No the boy next door is

Apart from me

13 All pop is the biggest pile of crap in the world (except MJ)

That's actually true. Only Michael Jackson's pop is listenable. It's not dumb.

14 Where abouts in the world is Islam?

Islam is a religion not a country, buddy.

15 Jonas Brothers owns

What do they own? Certainly not music... Maybe some fan-girls that don't know real music perhaps.

16 Are you cutting your hair shorter?

What do you think?

17 Me three
18 My religion is better than yours.

Me (Neutralist) ,the Turkish Boys (Muslim) and the German Boys(Christian):
Christians: Well ,its time for the Eight Crusade and this time its 4 Billion to 1.
Muslims: Its time for him to die ,for ALLAH!
Me: I'm getting the Pz VIII and blow his head of for his Arrogance!

This here phrase, led to the crusades...

Hey... That rhymes...

19 I could care less...
20 Who do you think you are?

Well I think I might be me, but I'm not entirely sure...

21 Hey Paul what's your name?

That has to be the most dimwitted comment ever. It should be at the top for totally answering his own question.

Paul, can you please tell me your name? PLEASE?!
Paul: It's Paul.
Oh, that's what your name is...

I do this a lot just to see reactions.
"Hey, Ray, what's your name? "
His answer: "Uh... Frank? I'm stuck. "

22 Justin Bieber is good music
23 Japanese people like to rape or to be raped by white guys.

Until I talk to a Japanese guy and ask him for sure, I don't believe a word of it.
*Spots Japanese man* "Er, excuse me can you spare a minute, please? I'd like to ask you something..."

24 If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator - George Bush

Ref. To #3 the @#$%& was telling the truth about himself and his cronies making money out of their evil ways with not even a thank you 2the American
People!?.

Well everything is easier when you're in charge. If I was incharge I would wipe out all humans but my boyfriend and start over. But that isn't easy for you is it.

25 Facts are stupid things - Ronald Reagan

Then why are they facts?

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