Top 10 Dumbest Comments Ever Made

I know you are, but what am I?

OMG, this is so annoying. If it's a guy that says this to me, I kick him in the shins and punch him in the arm!

So stupid! It's something my 4-year-old brother would say to me when I annoy him!

I seriously hate immature things, but this annoys me so much. It's so immature.

Music is getting better

I agree. Most chart music has been god-awful since the beginning of this millennium. I was born in 1998, and I would have loved to have been born 20 years earlier - perhaps even 30 or 40 years earlier. Then I would have grown up with good music. Yesterday, somebody played some current music, and every single song sounded the same. Luckily, after a couple of years, these songs are forgotten.
These days, my friends say, "I don't know what you're listening to, but it is awful." I reply, "But this is (insert classic rock band here). They are brilliant." They respond, "No, it's crap. Turn it off."

I can't even say this without laughing. I remember a time when people made music to have their creative voices heard, not just to make money.
The only good thing about music today is that you're only subjected to a terrible song for a few months, then it drops off the face of the Earth.

So is it chicken or tuna? - Jessica Simpson

Neither. It's my ass. Smart one. People these days... I really don't know.

If you think that you're important to us, prove it!

Are those people your "friends"? They annoy you, betray you, stab you in the back, and get some other "pretending-to-be-good-but-actually-bad companions" to beat you up in shame. They can't be trusted at all. Those dumb liars don't even feel what you feel. At least I'm saying the truth here, not them.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - George Bush

The dude was just a dimwit when he spoke. There's a whole different list of his various speaking gaffes somewhere on this site, I think. Obama, Clinton, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon - even his own father - could actually say a solid paragraph without stuttering. The fact that #6 on this list was spoken by one of our own Presidents is just insulting to me.

So true for a lot of our Presidents. The one I can certainly place this with came after the second Bush. I will not say his name because I don't want to get on his bad side.

Oh wow! Is that a potato tree?

Yes, that's a potato tree, and there's a pear vine across the street. Oh, and there's also a carrot bush next door.

Oh my! I never realized potatoes grew on trees! Does cake too?!

Fall Out Boy rocks!

NO GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE NO! Fall Out Boy is great! Make fun of me all you want, I won't mind. They don't suck! Whoever made that comment has bad taste in music!

They suck. They really, really suck.

Yo momma!

No, not yo momma, not your mum, but simply...
Yer mom!
And this has gotta be the worst comeback ever. That's an excuse if you don't know anything better.

So. Annoying. Not to mention unoriginal.

It's the most ridiculously annoying comeback that I absolutely HATE.

Jonas Brothers owns

What do they own? Certainly not music... Maybe some fan-girls that don't know real music, perhaps.

Are you cutting your hair shorter?

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Japanese people like to rape or to be raped by white guys.

Until I talk to a Japanese guy and ask him for sure, I won't believe a word of it.
*Spots Japanese man* "Er, excuse me, can you spare a minute, please? I'd like to ask you something..."

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If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator - George Bush

Well, everything is easier when you're in charge. If I were in charge, I would wipe out all humans but my boyfriend and start over. But that isn't easy for you, is it?

Facts are stupid things - Ronald Reagan

I could care less...

Hey Paul what's your name?

That has to be the most dimwitted comment ever. It should be at the top for totally answering its own question.

Paul, can you please tell me your name? PLEASE?!
Paul: It's Paul.
Oh, that's what your name is...

I do this a lot just to see reactions.
"Hey, Ray, what's your name?"
His answer: "Uh... Frank? I'm stuck."

Who do you think you are?

Well, I think I might be me, but I'm not entirely sure...

I'm an atheist and I get incredibly PISSED OFF when someone says this to me. There's no Jesus. Deal with it. So annoying.

I think Jesus might have been real, but all that magical stuff about him is fake. I think people just saw him as this all-powerful god because he came from a time period when very few people were actually nice.

Whoever made this comment is now a good friend of mine. Haha, I read it on number 18 and got mad. Seeing this later on was hilarious.

Actually, Jesus was a real person, but only Christians believe he's the son of God.

Really every1? Why are we talking about these? The only countries I think are bad are North Korea, and any other country the USA is fighting. Also, why is the USA on this list?

And America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay - George Bush

Because I said so

It totally shuts down anyone's logical reasoning against you.

I love you, goodbye

I love you, goodbye. Now I'm going out the door, getting into my car, and heading somewhere far away from here!

If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college

Random. All I can say is "random." Random. Random.

If you love it so much why don't you marry it?

When I was littler, I said, "I'm gonna marry this chicken." And then I ate it.

I hate Chuck Norris

If you ever say this, then, well, enjoy the last few moments of your life!

YOLO

Why does everyone at school shout this over and over again? It's so annoying!

My Dad Is Stronger Than Your Dad

How would you know who's stronger?

I am the fattest gangster there is

Put some respect on the fat gangster's name!