Top Ten Items that Should Not Be on Amazon

1 Uranium

2 Unicorn Meat

3 Yodeling Pickle

4 Gift Of Nothing

5 Liquid A**

I want to buy this!

6 Instant Accent Breath Spray

7 Toilet Mug

8 Tiger Woods Video Games

9 Condom USB Flash Drive

10 Dora DVD

What if it's for a toddler that likes it.

The Contenders

11 Bacon Mints

12 Caillou DVD

13 Barney DVD

14 Dehydrated Water

A dehydrated bottle

15 Teletubbies DVD

16 Donald Trump Costume