Top Ten Polite Ways to Curse
Stop using those dirty syllables. Use these, chums!The Top Ten
1 I Don’t Give a Donald Duck!
I don't give a Mickey Mouse. Haha!
2 Cheese and Crackers!
Oh... Sh- cheese and crackers!
3 Crappity!
4 Fiddle Sticks!
Haha this is a good one
5 Egad!
6 Thundering Typhoons!
Thundering typhoons/Blistering Bananas is better and funnier
This is one darn good curse
7 Good Gravy!
8 God Bless America!
Why put God in your curses?
This ain't a curse
9 Son of a Biscuit Eater!
Son of a bi-biscuit eater!
10 Fudge Nugget
The Contenders
11 Oh My Goodness
12 Dang It!
Once I said it and my Asian mom got angry.
13 Oh My Giddy Aunt
That sounds a bit rude.
14 Who-ha!
15 Hoover Dam it!
16 Crappy Patty!
17 Good Golly!
18 Butt Biscuits!
19 Oh Chagrin!
20 Strawberry Plastic Tickle Bear!
21 Quiznak!
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