Top Ten Things to Do Involving Musical Instruments When You're Bored

Note: I am not responsible for any damage to you or your instrument.

The Top Ten

1 Randomly follow someone around playing a ukulele with a cheesy smile on your face

I could picture myself doing this.

2 Walk up to someone and blow a trumpet in their ear

3 Try playing full songs by guessing

4 Try to play instruments you've never even heard of

5 Try to play band pieces from several years ago

6 Play with the dials and knobs on a synthesizer

7 Try to play multiple instruments at once

All I can say is good luck.

8 In a music store play instruments on display

You might get kicked out. Oh well.

9 Follow someone around playing a xylophone whenever they walk

10 Play loudly when someone is talking

If you like being rude, this is for you.

The Contenders

11 Form a mariachi band and play at Mexican restaurants.

It would be much more interesting to form a mariachi band and play at Chinese restaurants.
La Cucaracha. Fit right in.

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