Top Ten Things In Real Life That You Never See In Soap Operas
Soaps are supposed to be based on real life. Ha! Not a chance, matey. This list is proof.The Top Ten
1 No one ever catches their sleeves on door handles
Nearly everyday this happens to me. It would make funny viewing if this happened in soaps.
This would be funny
2 No one farts
3 No one uses sexually explicit words
I know a fair number of soap operas that use these.
4 No one watches EastEnders, Hollyoaks etc
Why don't the residents of Albert Square watch the goings on in Hollyoaks village of the good folk of Weatherfield take a peek into the lives of Walford?
5 No one masturbates
I've NEVER seen this. Yet.
6 Almost everyone is good looking
Not if the films portray some poor people.
Hollyoaks Calendars anyone?
7 No one sits at a computer making lists on TheTopTens
I've wondered if they did, would they vote on my lists?
All they do is either use Facebook or YouTube lol
8 No one forgets to make tea before going out so that is nicely brewed on their return
9 You never see anyone on the toilet
10 Hardly anyone owns a bike
The Contenders
11 Get the police instead of letting the bad guy murdering everyone.
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