Top Ten Things You All Should Know About the Triple Integral of Death
The world of mathematics is endless and fascinating, but once you come across the triple integral of death, you will be trapped in an endless path (integral).The Top Ten
1 Those who solve the triple integral of death and will still exist afterwards shall receive a lifetime supply of toffee and probably shall be worshiped by mathematicians worldwide
I better get cracking, then. I need toffee! And for mathematicians to realise that physicists like me are cool.
2 No man who has engaged the triple integral of death has lived to tell the tale
At least I still exist in this time frame.
3 The Jacobian of the triple integral of death is called Jacob
4 Despite its name, the triple integral of death transcends more than three dimensions, including dimensions of time, such that it must be solved before it is started
Well, I may just have solved it, but there's no hardcore evidence. That's one excuse I can use for not showing my working.
5 The triple integral of death is a sentient and intelligent being, with the power to read your mind and thus distract anyone who tries to solve it
I'll just find the limits, ooh, look, a squirrel!
6 If it were expressed in Cartesian coordinates, the triple integral of death would wipe out humankind, because Jacob is not there to stop it
7 The triple integral of death makes a cameo appearance in the next Star Wars movie, and all who spot it shall receive subliminal messages to solve it
8 Solving the triple integral of death might answer the question: Why do birds, suddenly appear?
I've solved it already, then! The answer is obviously because you have seed in your hand which costs tuppence a bag! Simple :P
9 There is a prophecy that the moment anyone solves the triple integral of death, it will be replaced by something even worse
10 The properties in nature of the triple integral of death occur in an undisclosed location on Earth, protected by all governments, which is responsible for many unexplained phenomena in everyday life
Why is my internet connection glitching? Because of the triple integral of death!
The Contenders
11 The answer to the triple integer of death is 42
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